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PARODY SPECIAL
A Day In
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hool )uuu1lo<A1n1l o r 1>no1
"out" !ot orcahu u .. ,11 be ,n
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C<> n11nued from P.,.. 1

Type Of Bird

~car, bt:•n,. wW bc b ... uuy of

1tu-um• d""'&flUflU!YQf1bUL
iu..un<1mallch•qr on dthot u
• ptu111< 1t,1h111 p,otrwdinJ
"""'~•II) from th, center o f1h,
bun••
IMC"r1bcl upon 1hr
on t,.:,JJ llelHD wUJ be
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An Unusual

R evenge

l"hrU1Jghout the wo rld th.i re arc ma n y 1.11d varied types
01 bi rd , .ome have long neck!.. o thcn; h.:ive "1.ort lcp.
.:crtatn o nc1 arc pn-tty , m•ny arc ugl y. and ,o on md to
for th li ut thC'rc is one wd o nly o ne - membe r or this
unique bird ran n ly lcfl m ou r contacl. No,.- chances
!hat you will ..iy you ha,·c never heard of th is bird but

arc

~::aag7na~:n m~~ ;0~1 js~c':rm;;~-t~c :n)':'~
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b1 rJ uuunJ so1m:p lacc. TI1, unknown ye l mf1mous bird I
am rdc mng to I> th c Coulonnolly bmi. Why is 1his bird
u mqut"' Vi el!. 1or one rca~n. and you probab ly won ' t
th11,hrbacrossbc twcc:na co narldtand a miraclc
worker Sm L-c you arc ulmnatcly confused at th is point,
allow me to cl;mfy my s1:11cmcn t. The sole function of the
1
Cou lonnolly bird 1 IO uJC jrs charminJly fca thcri$h w1y1
10 get o ther bi rd s a bcucr nest ,n today ) Bird Society. If it
so h1ppcn:1 1hat , brother b ird accomplilhcs some great
fca 1 wch u smg]chandcdly ca pturin g and ea ting I
1weo ty-seven inch wo rm. lhen 11 is lhc ruponsibility of lhe
Cuu lonno ll y b1rd 10 5cr that he JCIS proper rccoenition for
his wondrous a,h,c•·cmcnt. I'll bc:I )'OI.I didn· t think that
lhc Bird Soc1
e1y o( the Wo r.ld had 111ch a pT0111inent rlfll~
bu t lh cy do However, LI is allOJelher possible thl! ii is
o n l)
Cou lonno lly bird itself that thinki it is a
p rom1ne'" figu~ 10 the Bird Society.

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A Look At Freshman
Disorientation

Suffolk Jou,,..]

S..tto•, 1980

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Epistles To The

Ch ief Coo~
And Bottle Washer

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Pcrcrpt<..._,
11ocea,11d)
1 m murly • ,1udon1 -.·hu
allonW da..n 1n on• nl th<
mn•C no,kcl•d ,,..t,1 .. umu ,n
lh< ll<lotonoru ftu.butld,n,.Lo
wlloch I rrfr, ,. " '" "'"'" Su lloll
u11,..,w1y
fan,Uy ~
u«Uon l
curncu.Jum'
•up,rrb
afo1u .. 1.....i•
m•d1ucu

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wn: l I l<>ol
Ille
oppofHlnll )' " ' ... , .... • 1....
moment, o f cu11cc111nucd otlldy
by pomtio11u,1 my odf on,
11auc:uo luca1cd ,n lb< ol
- .i,n·' 111hcn:. 1>rcai,a nd l
,u,ml1c , hu Hqu ir cd •
pumanu 1thornc
Co n t111)' t o publt c
1uump11on , Suffoll 001:S
cmployaluU1,mc,uU,tdarand
n,t)l tl but I 1ull ...., 1hmr pu,~
-.1U.ln 1hroklbulld111&lllfll1ni
1ur. and t he snY '"'""" u'l lhr
nc,..b111Jd111&t"1'lllnl blo,::k In
111, ll11c1. ""' can Kt....Uy
,..,r nca d1.111 lutly dncendmc

:~ ~U::·~
':~':'.. wuh ,u bu m
What II w1on1 '"111'1 out
wurtinc,. 171 bobo<1111t ?1•1aff"!
Should11udcn110..,r11m.tnto1
adnuniatraUY'C durC1on prondc
fmanCQ f0< 1h11 much needed
""h room .. T Arc o ur mea
o •erworlrd •
An
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und«1paid? Anc\he)'l~""'T'T
lledltl• • 1hu"all1>duo ,d
nl
diuu,~, •utl,o my rn

Oh, To Be A Kid Again
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"'Oh. noll1.1111,. l"ru1>1tllyJuat

,n 1,ound and •IIJO~ old .,.. "

I wa~ m my a putnn:n l the o ther rughl watc hing
M,mam and I-red M1marn and I-red arr lwo peop le that
hve m thr lpartrm:n l building acr()S!j hom 1111.' on My rtk
S1rre1 and nrn: r d= !11ru bhnd~.
An}·,.·ay, I don ' t 1/un k Fred an,J M1m:u11 arr grttln~
along brcau.sc 1hrrt: 15 mon.• 11~1,on rn the lkacon l"hambc-r.
1hanm t ha1ap1runc111
llut I dope• , fo,dun.., .-.11•
nf hcd ·, DlOII uuunale p,atu•••
lh• lot "4IIT'llm .,... I\,. re rnQl•
,onuol 10
ehanncb, m)

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.. lleUo. Mr App,rl. tlus,.
llarner llll t hel from Sf RVL
w,·u I u chu 1mrortan1
orpruuL ion on ,:ampua whJch
•Ucmp11 10 help p,,r,pk-.·bo"e
>Ulfcnna; h om ca,nonuc d111re ..
•nd b&.llnl aa,,onnce 111"c heard
:~!.:e
odu_-nd l ho"&htyou'dbe

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1uUy u,lernled In hdpin&

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:~: b'u,:".'.:u~dw.': ..• cuupk of
"" I' m aft1id you don ' t
u ndcruand, 8,U. I'm c:allln1 lo
a> ky....,1 o hclp ... Yo1Uf...,
>u1P1mcnt11to1odown101hc
, ny i•~ and- Lea ch one o f the
,nnu ta l- n,li>h c.o mp··
rh, l ul 0tem.td - ) '
c nouah and lln~e I bad 1hc
1h1Jhesl """'""" in my 1_11&).llh
lo mp ci... II got• ··c-1. I
d<ndcd to do my part co help
o ut l hcnul d•)' ] hudcdfo1
th< Jilli rhc 1uard 1ntroJuad
me 10 Wendell
• 11 ncerc ,f
no , undid 1tHn· ycar"'Old
du1c<d w>1hn1pe
"' Hello, V. end,U I' m ..,, y
VIII)'
1h11 )· OIi l\>I lJl lhl>
uoubk, bu l I J11-1M t (oo ld
h;oppon: ·
'" Who.,., you anrw•r• A

rrpor1er1'~

'"Of c.ounc not, Wcnckll,
I' m JIUI • lnend . bu l I am
_....,•hcd1ha1 ••.,.n·rco1 -0ld

My ,hould IN' char~d < nl'I
r:11pe 111'h.at d1o1 >'""' mulhu
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"Sh• d11ln '1 Mw llm•.m•n .
I J11u.tupbch1ndher-.·hen•l'I•
,a·uulc•p""
lw.. 1llo 1uuahJy•mu• d .i
lh<pm:oc,o~ol tht c h,ld l
al,-t 1mmed1a1clr 1\llpocted
p1ycb11l<>11 c •I p1oblcm1

~~:':':'i.~:u time:

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"Wende ll. pka.. l'ff me•
1cn1enu w11h thr "' o rd
· unawve
""Thrn,t)lt l 1ot,nlr011bl<l
w.u jlllt ,a·u.rll'IJ my Ullilw•r• "
..That"• not runly n&,hl
llow•bou1a o,cn tcncewuh1hc
wo1dpona1 ··
- u my unu,·ue docan·,
h.a•• cbo111c, my Jl"OC1I r.u
do wn .~
" Wendrll. ru" ~•1111nlr
1,.a..,aon•tr•cl 1n1/ld,"
''Look. man~ Jllll .. , on
-.11h thc l""'°n Mr .,.11...,nd11
comlncl o 1Ccm.t "'
.. Wendell, YOU 1111•• • 11rl
frKnd'!'"
''Cool It ,nan, rou want my
wife l o fond au, ~"
I co11ld nn k,n.. r Jtand
bt1n1 ,n th• com pany of•
o,c"Cn·rur-0ldwhOM' upcricncc
fu ou1 wc1&hcd mr o ,..n I wu.
h 1> ,..cn1 . dn•cn by cnlcnH
c11rtoo.i1yu101i><,yo 1111&1ter'1

pL,oru for1Mfu1urr .. Wendell ...
,.,.,d , "rou·,e ... ...,nyunold
udh.a"<h1d1lofemorcncmn1
thatp,,r,plr lhrtt. l nnayoura1e.
y...., w:n1en ce .II up 111 two
yun. whal will you do with
rourhfcl"

I kft WendeU l&lu tha1
afternoon and found 111y•lf
uulyupocc IWNd1
111eaocd •1
the pn11pce1 o f o ur country
hH,n 1 UIIO the hands of
Wendcll·,..,ncnuon
I ohould ha•ehad mo11< f111h
u, 011, you1h, ho we..,,.
111
1he11 th..u I mcl nine-y .. r-o kl
Al'lhllr Arll'lu, w.u not in,_~
for upe . or murds , 0 1
theft
o n 1hr co •1n,r ,
Arihur wa, ..,, ,ndc11'11,wyn1

for,,,..

Suff olk Ex pand s
Co nunuedlrom .1''1";1
··1;....J,no,n,n1. " l ...ld
"A re rou,ncworrcCur11u1,:
o ld 11ud,n1~·· wu lhc rcpftr
"Ill••·:· I NUd ' T d like to
,c1111c11f yy11do11'1 m,nd ~
"Soory.""lhe111d .. You' re
1•1< for ofl<n tuion. You'd
be\t<f h\lrry d o wn 10 11Me Ne"'
A1111<:1 l )ld Aud>tofium. Oun
Gull, u n • al>UO L 10 Jl\'e lus
wd•om1n1 1pccdl to tho
hcahm.tn.
I d1dn "t dare ad fo1
dlf<'CIIOIII bcc:a ..... I already
know wh.al ,.a110,n1 tolllppen .
I m.onqed 1o<ind11 myocW. A• I
Jual
....tl:cd ,n tlw, !Jan bel'fUWl1h•1pc,,ch
' Td hte1 o wdconlt•llold
•nd new 11udcn11toS&cffolt
Un,.,.w1y WcucprOUdc o ha,..,
rou here •'l!. •n the Y"lln 10
a.im.t wc ho l'll")'o 11wlllbc's,1oud
10 ht hen. The l,fc )'Oil h.an
~ n f o , 1benutfowyear1i,
not an CU)' o ae You will fed
loot 111une1,b111don'tlct.r,et
youdo,..n ·· 11.oot, l thM11,bl ,
yt1u"1cno1k1ddin1brother. ln
th,.pl&« • p10eeofmct1lcoukl
eludca<.:c1&<rco11n1er ,fh lncw
whert ,1 wai.ao,111,. Thedcon
i:onunucd l
"Lool1o c1Lhffsidc.-y o11
uyou111hcrc.pcrll.aJ>*f<Klhe
Wf rime. u a pou p One of the
two poopk baodc you wJJ not
bchereby1Nd-yur1ndpoha,pa

nc>t ha of t-pe,opkwillbc
M,e i:omc June. They will be
ne .... rha,r-e•
<.Olk-I"' cdu.;a11011 .- (Lott ii ar,
widcnu te ment . Lott all..,,,.
f ht y'U pl'Ob&bly 1oamaimlcal1
throu1 II 1o nu
11ndlartend
<omdor for tll< mt of th..,

loot io11 la who ril

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IIUI th~n a Jtn>r<& .._,.. oJ
defeat o ...nook - . 1'111 p,inllOSolteff. So, I So!Up
arid bepntow..U.from1hcl':cw
Anne" Old Auditori11m o f the
New Qld811ildUlll,. lwa111 o ppcd
b) the k,psus u I bepn 10
ninfromthebul dina.
" lley . yo11q man. Doo"1
nin olf," lbc'.;alled. "I flffd
)'OlllMfflCfOl"Olltt'Kordl."
As lllcdfro m1hbu.ildin1,
I yelled Clcasoa L .Vcbcr Ill .
B111IWNfl)nebcfonlhccould
me -. ...i tnp rne In thcK

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A DAY INTHE UFE
Con1.......clf..,.,... ,
"' lhUo. Ftru.m.lll,- A.id
one, ~1 am Sa,ab Senior and
I liac arc my two fric:11d.o, Judy
J110101and$ ... c,.Sopboffl0ff.
Anc,.·, ,... bealllifllf?"
ll e,ofooune, didnoc koow
wit.at lo A)' . o., reaombkd bis
btothu,-.ie hlaUlldooFrtd,and
11M: o thtflooltedlikea8aricura
110... ]ty.
NOi Wllllirls for bis am .... , .
they went o n to charm 1hr rat
o f the Suffolk male popu.latlon.
Ht felt that bt should
,;aa1i11~ bil trek. As be en1md
thclibn<J , be walked dow n tb,t
1taln u1eatw0\l ld.
"Do you tu,.., to make all
that noite." lhc pt laid u lhc
rod:ei ~
throllJb tbe door,
"' Younu11t bc:q11ie1. Noc b o ,..inc •hatt odo, he
ltood lhen, . butouddcnlytumt'd
1ndtlompeduptlli:1Uin.

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SWfolt lo Uo!d &lnn1 names

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~1 • -'ll Doro Wbi1 , the
11111.11m prl II Suffolk. I will
apend 1u houn in t he llbnrr
lod1y ," WAid .
Hewu confu,cd , d.l-1 had
n111 re ttU.flcd . What11tberr 10
1tud~!

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chlldi:r.h1ndun1nle~111 . lmu11
Sooow. l .,.,...ldn11 n1i:anrumlt
:. ~ d lWOfflUIU\elltUd)'l"I
Tb wu too mueh ro, h,m
llt 1urncd andn.ndo,..nlhc
1lky1ernmin, '
Thlll WU lht lul l im.t tbt
anyone h.11 .....,, 1<en h,m.
RulllOr hH ,t that thanamelns
bu t huoocyou111m,n miah t be
l""flll in111ttin lhcflorid1
SWalnpa
Now wt 1><>w know wllat
Dt111 S111l,nt1 mca.ns wbcn he
11y1 that 1w1Hb,rds of 1he
lllld<nU whoen1c1 n~er findll.

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\l,cnJdl"1 irnn,1t,on
l1hould111,·, ,..J

\lft'CI JJld Jlt'.\,:f doM" lht11-bl;-;,J-; -

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1.-J«>n I h,1mh.-r,
J!Un F b,,~.1u'IC l h.-n- ,~ mun.· ,1, h un 111 th,· 1
rh.mmftlu1.p.1 rtr11.-n 1
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I""' Jo,on
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,.,.,,. ""' l 1J<11nr htJlhu In
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••••1•1<,rulm• i.! rouldno1 know
.. hi lo U ) 0 ,w "'tcmblod ha
bro1i..., . o,..1ti1 U11dc Fn:d , tad
lhc DIiier looted like• Bun"m
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111cy"::n::~~0
of !he S uffoll male p0puL11 ,oa
Ht fde Uwe be oho1dd
Dllnhn"" b,.l,d A1bten1cttd
lhc llbn ry.bc ,01llrcd do •nllw
01 11n1, an1,. ouhl

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