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Khomeini chosen over Mr. Bill as new president
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Suffolk Journal
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1936-1991
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The Suffolk Journal, the student newspaper of Suffolk University, has been in publication since 1936. The Journal published weekly, is distributed across campus and Beacon Hill. Managed and produced by undergraduate students, the Journal provides news coverage, both on and off campus, entertainment and sports stories, editorials and reviews.
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Suffolk Journal_1980Apr01_parody
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Newspaper- Suffolk Journal Parody Issue, 4/1/1980
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1980
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