File #4191: "Suffolk Journal_1995Apr01_vol53no22_parody.pdf"

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Ultioo OD caniJXII, Hl!HAS, H ~
Eating HLIIMDI At Suffolk.
The orpmalion. part of a DII·
tional orpniudoa promoting cannibafum -, an .ahernadvc lifestyle
choice, is the first chapter in Massacbuseus.
· "ffEIW ,wilU,c a valuabl1n ddi
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lion to thi':fi~ersuy of orplb:adcm
here at Suffolk;" commcriicd Student
Activiucst>u=><~ _
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"'We want to tbant lhc."many
I people who have helped u, aet our
collltitution approved.," iaid HF.HAS
Praidenl ''Biff'tl.ccbier, wbo siaakd.
out SGA Prai3cat Erica Cbrilu:mCll.

llllfC' for her. _She is a
vay--leada'inlhcSulfolk ·

community, I lhc'clw>oc IO
lit down "
widt. ba, a have• f'Ol1Dd..
tlble di,cuujoa oa·our differeoce1."
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Now that ~EHAS' constiaµiOO
bu been ...,-0Vcd, Lc:chttr pfam to.
bit . the lfOUOd runnia,g. "We have a .
lot of plam ~
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"We plan on eatin& up u muclt ~the

COP swplu.1 budget u we can."
Tbcir main pri,ority? "'Recruit- ·
~ru:ntiaDcot. recruitment." 111-, ' - - - ' - - - - , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - '
awcrcd Lechter. "One of the bigai:
pn,l,lcms,withHEHAS......Uy~
been mcmbolbip. W stat off lbe
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·year with I Jaric mcmbcnhip, but by
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the em otthe ICbool ·yearorOW".ra.nb
have thinaed...
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Frighloocd _ , ...; oad in lhc Sawyu baDdiq,
Some ol Ole activities planDcd by some cua aciuod tbemldvea.. .. a
Witb IUI lea hlocdiaa and bis
'",Eric'a's~ hF,lf has been enormous. HERAS include a R.0!'ll for Univer- -~bcldccwt~...·.......... plhcr, lhc Sbc' s a lovely" penon. a feut lor the skf Prclideol David Sarimt, a pot LaocAprill,aodwalata~ qainc,llcddleSulfolkPolke.wbo
eye.a.~ ,
luck dinDer featurina mcmbcn: of the in lhc Sawy" buildiDc lobby.
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• Lechler also bad high ~ for CoUcae .Rqmblicaaa; a joint venture
C1mpu1 police were alerted
Saffolk police mflDll ccmtrol rAc;:ol' Chairman Arlene Santiago. · with the lnlCmltiooal Smdeots Auo-- shortly after } ~ Lttl. wbm a law f~ ud put-lime . . . . . IIUa.. Arlcnc bu bceo i.octtdibly helpful, c iation called ..Sampling Jn1em1and really woadcrful..J could ju.st eat tiooal Culture." and ID i ~
bu up."
weenie mast for incoming fn::shmc:n. WIS unable
decide !tho to like rabid m:,cOOQ. waitina for tbc ele¥alcpl action qaipst.
tor doon open, 'aloo& with a throng
· . S~ o~•• ~ in bl~ were light- of equally IMO)'ed IIUdcall and C.:Tbe oraanization b a s ~· ~
"Our office QI ,the Swdcat Activities en1n1 quick m their re1pop1c. ulty. "I saw all I DCCdcd to ace,"
opposition from lhe College Veg- .Center is nice. and iti1·convel4CRlly As 100n . ils the phone rana, an co,nmcotcd McOiD.
etarian1.
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ncar ·thc Cl;lcering Club office, but off,cer' W8! available to inform the
•. McGill look action immcdialdy.
• "lntbis dlyandqe." saidGol- weare~togetoaccloautotbe 1tudcn1 lhat "because the incident "I bad one pf the boys in Pbyaical.
lege VClCWian.s President Kristine cafeteria," Aid bc::hler. '"'Our office oc;curred outtide, we . have · no • Plant brin& ax: down ooc of mote
Ktunchie, w
anyo~e promotina tile '· jurildiction.'"
DAJSIBS
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eating of meal ~ to be C:ftli.abk..
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the Suffblk Theatre of the future
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Dave Tall II Oldlcld. 111d a staged adaption of .
Mao A,ilo: Hoell.• SimbL -,.- T~tino'sfilmPulpFiction.

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, "/>,Jp Fiction is a brill,\a,>t picoe Qf. filmmalciog ,'·
/VJtftly . . . iDdDdiq sai4 Plotkins, "but J .folt it ,
- .• la,, u orisinal ' Mamet ptay, COUid only, achieve its true
.b,, M .U-- FOIOftt!II ,q,,IIJ ...,.&tinb, poteot~ I as a theatrical
al C. .-1,y~Ciboal, p;cce.•
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bu beei1 lppl'Ovcd, Lc:chtcr plans to
bit the ground running. "We have a
lot of planl cookina," &aid µicht.cr.
''We plan on Clti.n& up as.much of the
COP w.rplua budget u we call."
. Their main prjority? ...Recruit- · Squln'el,, raocoon, whet the heJI ll the dtfferlnce... ·
1med., rec:nritmmt, ftlCIW~" an- ' - - ' , - - - - - - - - - - - - , - - - - - - - - - : - - : - . - '
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HERAS includ9 a Rout for Univcr&ity Presideftt o.vid "
Stqent. a pot
iuck diftna featwin& members of the
College llcpublicans.' a·joint ·vcm.ure
with the imanaitioul Students Alsociation called "SampJiag Jntern!l·
tional Ollturc." and an introductory
weenie roast for incoming-m:shmcn.
Already, members of HEH.AS
ha petitiooed SGA for more room
~ offico1 in ,lhc student Activitl~
.ecnlU is nice., and it is ·coovcnicntly
near the Cheering Club office, bu\
we are tryi.y to .get one closer to the
cafeteria..". ~ -~~er. l.9ur of(ice
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10· a I ~ ·from a self-~ - aipa of Fraca: He bdd up his beat-

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<ntly,•had awd ""'i)~• a Ida, ;6g<!<c.,... . _ 1, Alk PMO."

~ that it ~ bavjng
with its .mate . . ..Pac" .responded •
fUqt]y, wrilio.._"I don't tapood 10
lower mammafs. Who carca about
~ damn probkm1?. You're jv.st • .
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auddlo of~ day, dwloi nllll hiai• be .... ~ Ibo clock to belp

, P o - ~ for twenty years. It really .came
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OQOO pen in Bolton, a n ~ " atllllCd SpeIona cial MOOIC Siomping Deputy' Apal
work Scendcnko. "I mcarr,,.._ JOU: bMte

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reuor CoaooUy. - .
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bcco.- thc IUddcll mfO ill. •A.at Pav.
nc more likely motive, boW~ the m«a"" T-~ alaas ._...

qucsdon. "Petbapl the lll00IC was
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• Qm:ada'I'llmti.ao,dcCailsthe - without q11eadoa MUJct!s · 'sugar-~oocy-ic:cd-tca' .Y,'. ilJ
_ , t:A. <X>P's tdumpb ova- ..;. best woct, and I jbit ~ I .still convey the Intensity of.
thbir beUncd 4,aatrvptcy . ?fl C!oalo Cloee 10- \ht' SIJC~ · cbc'~
pla)':" "
, UIIO aacc!as and • ~ ccaa Mamet bad with it on . . Wilh the recent success
nrplus. '"This· is l ucb ii Bro~dway · Wilh jason f;!'h_i iVh0's To,diny on.
. . . . . . . lltlty," comJDCllft.d • Robaid1 and Roaean"oe Broadway, Ptotk.ins is also
T....adno. ~-could ooly· tdl Arnold."
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acitcd. abool the possibility
it using ice staten.- •
·Mamet! t - play,...wriuen- of- a,,.pn,ductioii-forthe- c:· ' -We have a lo( morc' in-- specifically iot the C.' Walsh Walsh Thwrc of The Who's
temally<realcd material .than • Tbeatrc and this· production, Quadrop/1t1nia.
C¥U ~ " said C. Walsh details . the Conyersation1 .. "l~ becn talki.ng to scyArtistic Di~tor· t.farilyn c.verheard by ti4ame1 at _ ·people about this show;
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bad wallllOd to do Pulp Fft:as a play, ·but I couldn't
get the· money. Marilyn 's
vjsjcn "for-the ·show is bcucr.
than J cou1d have -imagined." .
~ ..I put a -~~ _ f ~~ght _,
o
101~ th,e _
use . ~f -~~r~ng

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Walsh Theatre.

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mdble ■1 Arlmc Saadlrp.'" •· direct for,.,... since I :was ~ thi~ J he use of sub11titute
1. £;Of'• I«. dinlj:tld bJ' • lilde tlct." - ~..'11.1' w'ords ,l like _' fudge ' lind

campus bd«e ~ fM'co~d' Into

Frightt:ned atudenta nlll, and in the Sawyer
aomc CUCf soiled thanlc:lv~ as a .
With his leg bl~ng ,and his
l'lbMi raccoon bclcl COUrt in Ridgeway gym shorts ia a ~ . the scucknt
Laric April I, and was later capw~ iJgain called die Suffolk Police, who
in ~ Sawycr ·buildin, lobby.
responded imm,idiatc'ty.
Campus police were alc*d
Suffolk police animal cootrol ofshortly after 10:00 Lm. w~ a law . ficcr Ud ·part-lime raqoom llltCB•
student identified as l.fd. B ~ ~ Lil "Nancy'- McGill came on~
(pl victim to ~ qgiog raccoon and scene to see a very annoyed and
was unable to decide who to take rabid raccoon waiting for the devalegal action against.
.
tordoon-toopcn; aloM ·witb. athrong
sfffo"':'• m~ in bl~ were light- of cquaJIYaruioyed students and fa:e ning quick 1n tbeir response. ulty. " I saw all I needed to see,"
As soon as the phone rang, an commented M~iD. i•,i.
officer Was available to inform the · McGill took action immcdia&ely.
swdent thi.t "because the uW:1den1 - 1 ~ one pf the boyi in Physical
oCCurred outside, we . have · no . Plant bring me dowit one ·of those
ju'riadiction."
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. . car - kc'": Mid'€.~- - - . . saplia,aylelf iad
Wlllw 1-fni Dtrector ydlilla "Pnlilcapl Fnilcupt'"
a..iii~-irw.,..... ~ - ~· k'1just.brillilnt '
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ally iiadition actors for pro- down in my" ootcbook. while
dacdoaa, ·but wb~n-,SOA ""' Wllitina for my pjctwa 1o be
camc1omeWithlbcirideafor 'devclopcd ," - -commeoted
C.. Jjui. flipeed."
Mamet. "I~P tbeCOCIVc:r-

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inclndio1 SGA Prelidcnt the ~~olk SIUdont. Tbcatrc
_ fnca Cllru&emcn u Pel?,, ~uction for · next. y~ar,

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P!oekins. -rile C. Walsh is
pcrfo:t for a _
show of thiJ
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Suffolk University' ( Fo! ; she we ~
. ~sics team won the national
finals Thursday, with team
var-'cc!
membe'. Karen Cole tal::::idgn wen~ror ~
top nauonnJ ~
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"K a r e n - ~
all year," said Forensics bu~ what 8'l
Conch Dr. Richard Kropp,
.. Karen'
"we' re all Very proud or debate wa:
her."
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nals~~thw::r~:=n!:;
laponsc of "~uh uh!" lo all hd' bit:ina
points iii. the contest.
· !'lbber, )'OI
" I jus1 couldn't get ii, : just iJad '
word in for my defense," ,tea~."

=,~ne~~~:~~~ ■

Qrum, arid I don't wane Bos- ·
too lg be Jett behind."

,"BY Dan Coakley
IIMNALSTAFP"'

DAISIP.S
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Meadonl'm11iaior ..... some more. and lblt1 a prombe.

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By Jtm Belda1 for Jlm Behrle. since 1
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Jim Bebde, Editor-lo-Cbid'

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rave, s~wahwah.nobodyacuinlWinktcS. Rave rave rave, battery valved.
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Rant rant 'raYC, obscure &alish theanti-christ.
literaaut'Crefcrcnce.rantrantrul.
• Wabwahwah.IhavenomarlcccMy lads. my wire. my llap,o ahlcikiliswhenlpdualc.
apso, rave rave. Rant rant, insult to
Wah wah wah,evil republicans,
admi.aillnoooo.
BUsucb.
Mcodoal'maaenioragain.t.ol
Wab,wah,'wab, wah,wah,wlh,
some ffl0IC., and that's a promise. wlh, wah. wah. wah, wah. I ww a

baby.

darcwitbanyonc._ticUo?

Twister, _, bow an ow-

cao't play Tvtiltcr. lhen whit'• tho
~ bopc to educMc 11S for poial of uyq; 10 educa&e 1111
the fueure?
au:-oEIMI: r..o. Sl&tfolk ia
Suffolk is doomed! We need CJJl.lt..ul~. "{'aprblordle~

pine

ubuaef\op.
OOCoocpcr·
bodiea: 'wero
I the .rumored
tyncyertook
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ibout our fine
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il¥1ftobouuatyimaoo.C0Pa.ir- building lwhicb wu built IC\eral
womao Arlene Santiaao aoo,Jcl ti yoan a,o for tbe culuaive ~
dtl and qUan,cftldt SOA abould be of boltiaa Twilcu, 01cm, Md Pin
dh:Odedl Collc&e RepiibUc1n1 'the ,Tail.08 Tbo Donkc)' touru•
abouk1 be &bot! TIie WSFR B&.eeu" mcnU), "°81 w.ilh the cOII of copy·
live Board abou1d Ill be fed to a pack riabt p1.ymeata to Milton 8 ~
of wild doa•I
, andlosuaWicaofallofthclUdl(r.fty
Suffolk. ,bctause of thJ.s arou staff, you come. out with • naure
misjud&anent Ul tbe IMCtlc of .i1'1 upwards of SS,917,456.13: l bopc
• ~ lbould bo forced
dole that you. Ill liked this yea,'1 Gliu!;m
uample of litc:ralW'e aod Jimaali.mt
lbrulC upon U. !t does not IWJJDSC
me lll ihc lease • to wby we have
students with low aradea and bad
aaitudc:a. I just hive to keep remiad-io&myt,e , 1t snot
s
it's that damn BchtSc's.
My ovenll tnt.uqta to the Suffolk community and facwty is .Jim-

i~~ Nilly..- we'll all
bo p1yi•1 SJ0.000 ln1teN or the
-.-.,.i1y low $11,000 IO,...
up for die acbool's incompilcilce.
The Editorial sta(f bcre It the

JimnalallKCthisCVeatMlhlrbri.qu
or the •
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• BrimstOM- and
lia}lulingwl!]raiaopoau1.tllllie ·
Earth will fall into the seal Tbo ~ Christ will be bom.. and OUr ICU will
bwnl God ;.i. will DOl toicn,c dlll
,o years •ao ply this. use an )"Ollf emodool1 aod complotc fliJure al coordialltion and
1 DCVU bad to physical mia)u•to dctbrowll \ba poor lockofpwciplOOII.
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So start j,rayin& 10 whichever
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wun't on the
&od you ~ in, beclUle the end
Edi1orlal rep,11: 1M JimMI tlsUW ii o.l.Jhl Hdl on m1h 11 only days
,uni men ud tltl.t kttcr wrl1,r U a complet,
away ! All becnsc of that danui
ave this poor Jim U tM savior of oil '"'1Mlnd. and ~lhinal .
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•le say, -rhc
.. '"'l'berlfflAI.I
.isallb«:MLse
1.U his damn

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Welcome to the big time, Sum&;
Tile unive.rsity gets a f~baD team
State House which will be Oi'vWon U, playinl its home
dcmolisbrd ud rebuilt ia&o a · pma; on the BOllaa C:C..goldcn ct.mf IUdium wi111 ,_moa. By 1997-91. die .._.
la a move &Mt will u.o- a seaiq c:a,atity of 60,000. will n;we, up to Dmlioa I
dcllllllCdly p&a:ie s.trolt um- wort a. die D:fiu.m Jlftiecl ~ will becontmdiat • die
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Moedty. lhlt the .
~ wW fldd • fOOlball 1ea1111 for die 1995-96
. . . - -· TIie dq.rt.... -a1M .....ced, in a
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constructed In the city of

Qelsu.

Fuadiaa the 1t1di••
project will be former Nlllw
Eaaland P1trio1'1 OWNII
VictOr Ki1111 · and Billy
. , . _ ~ lhal lhe SollivM. Tbe overall COllol
ulllnity will ccmwct I lhe project• ii estimated ll •
..... stadiu• where the $750millior,.,moneythatwDI
....wpa.yicalllllmepmes. · primarilyc:oroefromthe•
is llmll)' die patell fl Kfam'1 Rcmiaaton Comdlyta Suffolk lullory," said IUY to the manben. of Z2
u athJ,tJc dclpar:tmcnt Top. "Wa. 1101 of poofl,

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to Diviaion I stat:ua. Sldl'dll:
rootbulscaadatoem;n•moch
• S6 mWioa • ymr io revenue from tbe - . and tbe
. . . . . ~ 1Jlli¥a-slty , , _ . . Dnid Sap:at
cic----.t ap()II dlil added
mNey cuaill .. WDwnity, "'Su:miW.dollan?
Didsomeoacuyt:lxmillioa
doqan?I Wowll I'm ricbll all tbM cub-ud effort of
l'mricbll lmeu,we'rerich.. frOIUK, .DOl just m~. er1
we: ftl all rich. ne wbolo. ·ron IOO.. .. HcUo?-:-.Did I Uy

ready ipeed lO ltleDd Flcxida
Stu Ual~.butbalDOW
1howo i-,...-t lo Suffolk.

=•~==-ls==•tc~t,:.•~-- ~,i%bu •~- •:bus:-:~:::

friends.• AidKwnatdw clrlme■ b)'smdaaiaa-- 110.u nced . plau to drop top1prosr1mlib.Sllfict?I
paaconfcwmce. "'We.,. w:aity-wido poll Nlidrlacled. Rlqcn Uaivenity from the c:an'twaitlObeptmyClftlCI"
always
br t11e , . . _ ..,._._ . ...,....,. to - - • •.llaton lli)I.• 111111 " - tearo, dubbed the bne ....,_ IO'led Suffolk. Pt'OlelllffOlllllaldlSc:mca Suff'oU::.,, ~vll Ill 1997. ia•ia&aviewovathetd,c'..
A.._Juoe qwen, will Nc:itbu of m weal tae. .,_ be,- ~ caccn- ;..,. acbd _.,...,- IDd ~ "1 ~•,.,._-,•to
~ play Milt faD w,- we both widi di.at we 61.•
ia1 the name ud hi sup- we•ve beee looklDJ for u :i JttQl&oe yd, but I bow I'll
dcr - Y JoMaoa, former
Weld.., happy widi die posed inappropriateaeu, ~ to act rid of tbcm. lo.ve the mooey---c;r, uao-,
oomtolboclldll81>11UuCow- deal ud said aeaoliltiou tbooah the ltbkdc depu1.- foryeaa,• aidoneBl18- &pllere."' ,., . ...
boJS-and....J.bc_UlbYCJl,U}'-Of-.,uh.Kima..wl.Su.lliva.-e--..,..._ica-~officiid.. "No1 · 1
·
, Mlai ·Hurriclncl. Jolwco aeartydfortleu. -J11c)'jat thetcamwillbeladcnberrily dowi.plays Suffolk's eouy. can David Smilh from
· baa rdiaqa.ishcd bis job a a put their first offer on the with lal.cnl from the 111'- Tbc:y'~ a pt:at tchool. Doe Mora.io11ide Hi&h in Los
teleT11ion broadcu1er (Or table and J &rKiou1ly ac- school.
of the ~ermoaL"
Angeles bu also said be plans
FOX IDd .will bq:Ul 1J'aining ceptcd. I lipcd the dell aod
Other names that pr-The oew p-op:am bu al- to aneod Sllffolk in the f'al1.
caap for proepectivc players t!w wa it." _.awed Weld wbo DCttd coosidendoa were the ready m:cived lcttcn of lo- The senior, wbo ,ushcd for a
in May. '"Suffolk UDn'Uli(y also wu punt at the pra,: Fi&hWI& lrisb, the Football 1eat from several coUeae and . stale record 4,.431 yudl bis
is • achooLthM ls brimmiag confcrmcc. '1 didn' t realli.e Players,
the
Fi&htlna hiah school stars. Amooa final ~ . said t.bac his miad
with tradition aad Jii1tory," what I had 1iancd tbouah LithlWUUI and the Rama. • others is lhc Univcnity of wu macs., \IP the minute be
Jobmon uid lbout bis..,.. until [Billy) BuJaet •told. me monjurtbalallotherunivcr, Miami's Wllll'm Sapp. who beard the a.noounccment. "I
poia1mcnt u head coach. aeveral l:iourt la;ter. I w11 • shy 1pon teams cunently hautatedthathcwUlplayhi1 had ' been undecided about
..Slllourbnmli\cwrootbllf . . . dial we lllve to

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~I' ve coached two .of the Hui 1urpriled, bu t bey, carry.
senior year of cqllc,e at Suf- were I Jl<IU to aucnd college,
putest team• In pt'O and col- Chelsea is • areat city."
Al the ~ conr~. folk instead ol {ora<Mng his but arta stein& the press conIese football, yet aeithc:r can ' T6e Amblllaacc Cbacn the atbktic dcputm,eftt also final year to mtcr the pros.
oa ldeYi.lioo, I knew
~ with ,Saffolk. It's ,olltaketbe~fortbel99.S. u.nvcUcd ~ te11111 11 bdmel "My dream baa alway, been that ii.,.... my cbtiny ~play
• die ~ i,ctiool on Bea- 96 ICMOII as I Oivisicm Ill ,-J uaifonD shirts. Upon I lO play for Sultolk Univer- for Suffolk Uaiversil)'. l"ve
coa HJ11.-.t &bit'• iaduding ~ ad will play if:r. burnt ~ belntt srt:y,• said the defensive bard thM Suffolk rMI ~
~ Hodz9 pte-scbool..._ _-home pma oa Rida,tway will~-• llyliloll ~
. ~ • stMemCat i&- tbe_mo4 loyal in ~war¥Laoc uacil die Pleuure Dome wllile tW - • • colon will ,aed frilm hil ...._ "1 could ltavaa' t lllDy IOld oa& tw:ll'f
la the ,epalle dml widl (a oune iecoaameaded by be .,.. . . . . _, violet. 'be thc--aumber oae draft home apcriaa evmt ia the
t11o ~ - p f ~ "->)
bo tllo flll of
dloaiotlle .....,bywby bi-, of tbo doolr
ncba,e.u,. Oovemor Bill 199'1. Tllefollowirt&-. aa
Quon ■-c: millioasaldollln.- • Ooaaideaot.tbeNCAA
Wdd qRCd to vacate the the._ will bo uppaded IO boollmdltwWcl ... brlcia you cu be an Amblllaace ~ bu atn.dy bepn iaWIDpteatadftly
tided
the Que,r
tic-. ialo die PRISlpD, cidaa
ECNAUJU4A Qol,.
Sopp bu .......... lo- tbo quid< ....... the
Vlriou
colleaiale cc,ea. it: . . . 10 law acbool, team tat pacnlc:d. •-W-Jtb
CCIIIIMI .... _ _ . . . to k c:o■5d be eU1ible to all these teel'Wtl suddealy

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- . 0. HeaaiDJ, lad DM1ioa l ......... ...._ to Sllffolk Uaivcnity, •e
coecll of 80110a Collett'• ban&• lawyer WCIUld be• baw:1abealhda........,..

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ownll lilmrioa. "I '• daiatIA& ab0IIC bavina our lCllffl

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The-Suffolk
Volume 53, Number l!l!

BeaconHll, Boeton, -

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SGA chooses new executive board fot .i995~9'

lolhc _ _ _

•llloCi>m_of_
1acb11aeu1, pqvomor Bill
Weld ·qn,ed to vacate the

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ll'• 1'aolday· tift,nocm ud the

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&

QtJaiiutlOlf liJ~setf-;defeMC and c m ~ The workshop, or....,. UI ~ with the SurN Pclicc ~ bad a tumout ot ltiout fifteen. Cootrvy to what
wouJd be expected, men were there

too.
De Loo,, a pan-time

instructor

with Model Muging, said that. the
~ tqcu people from ,the

qcolfouralltbewaylhroughadull-

aad even the people tbey love. We
tach them~ to say 'Don't knock
my block build.in&: to be hugged right
now, don't tickle me.'"
The Bolton chapter of tbe orpniuti90 is ciabt ycan old and ' is
located in,.Allstcn. Model Muggina:

bas rcacbcd several thousand people
in tl)c B<Jll:&00 area alooe by targeting
communitics and schools. They at-

I member

ol the ClliCCutive

With
in her 08"

' ~.!Y, • . cllalrpenoo al the Studcn
.•
~
~.(SJR!I) . .. ,
of eyii...;~ ~ o n1cdmld"I beliCYf that SOA members
on,! by .......... - . . . . ·-1,. andWm,mb<noboold-tbe
muucr lan'i aoin, to come after you mcetinas," she said. Hogan 1tate<I
if bc:/tbe tliinb you're tough and that putting an em1 to violations
you're ualaa up you.r. ,pKe,"' De aeming from uCCllivc absenucism
Lona uid. .
WU • pri,,..-y tot!- "I want the SGA
Tba-,..ticipM1Uotn:1odt10Wtcdt- coutitalion to be followed ·to the
niqla,N ..ia..pbys.ical self-defense and itµer," 1be said.
probably hid fun at it too. C:OOSiderTrci.s'urer-Elcct Richard Joyce
Ing the f..::1 \hat ~ Puqu&le Wu . alJO addteued the iJsut, uyina "I
covered in paddiq frpm bead to toe. know lbert. bu always beco a probldckina too hard w~~ non-is.sue.
I~ ih SOA as rar as aueodanoe and
Model Muping is loca~ on . so forth, it's• historical problem. I
1168 Commonwc 1h Ave. In hope we work 1ogcth~ 10 fiI that
Allston. They can bcblicd for more ocxt year,"
•
a
infonnlllion at (6 17)1232-7900.
WbcCI asked how bc. .ou.ld spc,cifically deal with lhc p;oblcm, Joyce
• ~~OUT
joked "Thal iJn't my petticular job."
mov~.~

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C.ontiaued •fnwn pQge l

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add~se:ath~au~~;:b-:'::;J;::

vote will m.at1U much.
ously sayina "SOA is importanL It is
"Jthinkabigpartofitislhatthey important to auend the meetings. If
doo't lhink lhcy can 'make a differ- you're not dol.n& •this, then you' re
encc," she l&id. She reiterated her .notdoingyourjobar.SGA. ThcPrcsibcJief1 n infonnina students about dent. Vice President. Treasurer and
SOA by add.in&, "I think something Sccrctary abouJd all wort together to
hu to be P,lblished, ~ mailing out to help anybody who is having probtheir house lhat's going to lei lhcm !ems attending the meetings."
know that 'your vote counts: that
CriltinaLenarcl, cuneotClassof
'you arc important, you arc a stu- 1998 ~ and Secretary-Elect, ·
dcnL'"
said "Iftel ttw I havcalottoconlrib-

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history prof, dead al 87
Emeritus Associate Professor of HdlOI)' Clwles H.
Farley. Prof. Farley died

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WITB niE 'UIISAR'S
omcr (S'nJDENT ACCOONI'S) AND/OR STAFFORD WAN
EXrT INTl!RVU!W ll1IQIJDIEMENTS
FINANCIAL- AID
AND/OR BAS Aeu>EMIC DEGREI! REQUW!MENTS NOT

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,..'_f iW.ASli°l'OIIM noM'JBE UGIS'nlil IS DQIJl1tED
~ ) TO AT111ND GIWIU4TION.

y..,.pa,u,rillbeavaiilllle:.
WEDNESDAY,.May 17 - THUSSDAY. May 18
. (9:00

Ull.i• 7:00 pJL) .

i>a>AY, May 1;1f:OO UL· 5~ pJL)

MARGARET FITZGERALD,
1

Di~eetor ?,( ealtp.,~i~~~ an~ ·.
.will beJi.el on Tiit..!RsDAY ·
be g
g A ril .27 and endih ·
p
...--....... ., ~
-t-<,..,t..... ...
June OB: , ... . . . ..,•..-,
ORIENJ'ATION SESSIO~

initin

INTl!RV!EW REQVllli!Ml!NTS

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Mee ··

.... COMMBNCEMFNC MATEIUALS WILL NOT BE

••
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Sl'EOAL TO lHE JOIJaHAl.

-,i

,IIBLKASED TO ANY.snJDl!NT WHO BAS OtlTSTAf<DING
~ C E S A!II¥>~ HAS N~ n:r MET Pl!lllCINS WAN

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terat in."
Saaion iubmittina tbcir
The third IUp COOlisu of remmdll IO the Carea Serdevdopiaa·a quick tad posi- V.- office before AJw. 11,
tivo •
ooo-m.i.mnc iJltroducticm wiD bo able to cboolc lilree
that )'OCl will use ...._ cm• priority employer sroups
ployers► ~ their ill- fJom-, 12. Eada p,up.
leratl in flaftber" COIUCt, be accordia1 10· 'Tutlefaty,
suJICl&Cd. A.oodall[' muat l.n- cOul1ts of 15 employers
volves acain& both tbe name ·ca::b. 111111 ii reprt:ICQl.ldve ot
ofthcpenoayou'llbespeak- cmployenwktiinaaiveofidd
in& to, as well as that or the that allow for profeulonal
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w,ill be avajlable in advance

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IIOll81111111H1'S~ (..... l f f l . , . _ -

follow• campaip

;:~~bcthe.::et ~~

1BI Clt\PJIA]]ON PACQT SUVRS AS A BEi EASE FORM
HWA.I

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Gfm-~

each employer, describe who
they are, what they do, the
iDdustry that tbcy~re in· arid

Graduation regalia will be di~lribu,_ted in the Suffolk Bookstore and
ONLY to the gJUUltCI wbo bave their graduation packcu in band.

WITII

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woup
ur
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after cal

ud at Rl~ac••Y_ tdumcadolll

:d~~ 7!~:'::~ :;

9:00_a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
ONLY !

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GRADUATION PACKEI'S will be available in the
DEAN OP SJ'UDENTS CONFERKNCE ROOM (RJdaeway 207)
MONDAY, May I - THURSDAY . May 4
9:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m.
FRIPAY, May 5

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lhinp you can do," be ui4,
mentioning • workshop that
will abow " ~ bow ,to
mulmhc tbeir time in a job
fair." The seminar will take
place earlier on TbW"lday,
between 1:00 p.m. iand 2:00
p.m. in Sawyer 423. "We
cncowqe people that really
want to get the most out
it .
10 try to attend."
Tanklcfsky said that even
those who don' t attend the
~minar should review a ·special cmplOfer facl .sheet that
will be made available to ev•

1995

EXrT

sip

in ... C-Semce,/Co-q,
office, located at 20

lat year' s 42. is a good
: : , ~ : ;:y,thc verse of ter~

you won't have CDOUp time
to prepare, Tankleflky offcrcd hi.a own tips for pre.parcdneu.
""There are still 1ome

CT.AS AND SOM
GRADUATION PARTICIPANTS

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Continued from i-ae I

"I lhink 'that there~>

!!! AITENTJON !II

m,: cyoo.t:norl

■ JOB FAJll

lot of lips out tight DOW, ·10 Tanklefaky, would be to
it
that ~ particularly poaitivc ><tarpt cmploycn ol .spedal ,~ · Tbi:f ncwe• w'B90D ia.
f<>! job seekers graduating," interat." He auueau t,Jl.i,t ··the job-.._. anenal ' miy '
he. observed, adding '::'oo al- partlciplDtliotbejobfair"l.tt well -be what ii UOwn u
ll'IOlt all iodkators, we're see- down,a,ad atraMlp:ally taraet Search 'ff, a method deviled
ing increased intcreat on the your top fO, or top 12 em- by Tanklefaky and. otben at
employer side."
""l)iqycrJ that you waat to meet Career Services/ Co-op to
If .YOU are Jntercsted in ~thcirnecdlmeetyoar dillribwe f'CIWDel submincd
auc~1~g Thunday night' s -interetts, or it la simply a by iot.ercstcd scniorl to proJob ~&ii. a.od are amli:I mil employer that y011 have in- tpCCCivc cmployen.

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!hem verbal aod physical self-atccm,
bow ' to set boundaries with friends

lO

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of..,_, .. .... -J!Fill.~ ....

•. llattllllly, ........ 'llovlcdmol
dlU ferodoul.-.ck ii• f\llly..pmed
Mart De Puqualc. ao imauctor with
Tbe Modal Muaial ~
One ol the Ulltiuctor1. Risa De
~.....-111e~o(dlc

u

Ana

SOA, Hcpn will

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..........
lial o m . _ . ~ ol _
tuto. me

ut.e

--· .. be,_. lllopomccd ..
ud Vice---~ M"l'
bo,......-la--and
br_ lr-~ '~oe':~icc~idem.~ot·:._rr:~~-:~
~
have
deal
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·tloo~.

, Thurs8.ay, Api-lf13 ·

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2:00~3,:00 p.tj;l: •
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Ridge~ay @oruer~il.i::e Roopi.

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Call

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Center in Portland, Maine
after a short illness. He wu
87 years old.
• Prof. Farley ta.agbt at the
Univenity frqm:t9~7 to 1974
when he retired. . ·
A 1930 ar~d11ate of

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C.Ollege. He served bl the U.S.
Army Sipal ~rpt dwin&

~-Reception..

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Ho lcavu • siatcr,
Oauuclo ( - ) ~ al

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curricular student e,ojecta.
After retirement. be COQWlued to join with fmme:r collalpel • the ammal Dcail'•

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MmlnaBav

Bo\ll'doin Colleae, b~ re-

World War JI . He Ibo
ta.apt at Bowdoin, Harvard
and MTT.
Prof. Farley_
wuapopllar
profeuor with both ltDdentl
andco~.md~
u\ed aignificantlf in the
classroom, witb.._.~.f
as American and wcscun European •
Histoty, and in extra-

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~ at ouisel'ves
took
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.Channel ; •• Mike

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a, 0u c..ldey_

on the riou:imd ~ their pou:111 ..
ol view (or all co consider.
TIU.sis thestrqtli or.._• 11 ■

JOUaNAl. STAl'F

~hcr~~of~= =~~h=:n~~=
.

When director Marilyn P!Qtkjns

~ rccorded her interviews
and wortcd hard--'to reproduce then
as faithfully ' as possible.
Plot.kins' presentation or Fires. in

tll •
Jlimir, • IOC>k them on a
trip ro-cn,,,,nrfdlJbts firBrootlyn.
New York, to 1ee the actual she
ol the events that triggered the riots
t,hat are the 11.1bjcct of the, play, and
meet the J>OOfc involved. The aamc
people the actors would go on to

fM Mirror is, ultimately, not about
whal happened in Crown HeiJbu,
but . what people believed hap'pcned ·
by bearing witness.
Early in the play. Aaron M.
.Bems1ein, a physicist at MIT (pltycd
'by Beers) commented on the principle of ..distm:tion" as it relates 10

portray.
In one meeting, cast member
Kwcaya Carrcinr.weai up IO Richard
· Green, an African-Amcricao .::tivist
wbo -i, the director of the Crown

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1
himself.
,.
Green reapondcd by comment•
ing lhlt•Cifflua, a tall, dmk:u:iMCd
native ti ~ola. had the hei&ht for

lborole..
Thea

fellow

cast . ,member

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Student Theatre veterari Chrtsllan Ci:;:==
M!Vilyn Plotklns' production of Rt8S In /he Mirror. .

Suffolk

the cCntral itnagc of the production.
Mirf0r5 do not change l"Clllity them·

~eaQuest nlm aground wi

world.

College

~r::~ i:~; :,i:d::,~n~~n;ic:r ~h: By Gordon
Press

Feller

. If one .we~

'haired white pt came up to him and mliy

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the

KCm that imcruting. A &e·

Service

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,aid " I'm Suunnc, and I' m also

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play~:o~~~: ~ responded Green .
·
'7hat's deep."
Jn Plot.kins' version or Anna
Oevc·re Smith's onc--woman shOw
Fi es · dw' M '
th
ti
f
1
w~te:on; b :~
c ~~t;k
acton U Jewish characte:ts, women
as men and vice vcru, drives the
point home: the similarities we all

dramatic or interesting enough,
But that is only a curiory view.
Plotkins' prcscnlation of Fires in the
Mirror is dynamic. compelling and
nt times very, very dislUrbing. II hits
hard and sta}'i whh you.~ leaves
you with a
deal to think abouL
Plotkins multi-media presentation
utilized slides, videos. music and

e-mail. Watching, th em· talk across
great distances, one sees many rans
asking, "How did such a promising
show~gct
far orr course?''
The futuijstic TV series about a
supcr•submarlnc prow ling the
wopd's oceans bad bcighteped viewcrs' expectations. particularlj among
the college-age audience, that it could

•~-veF:-.i, . .,~,-,·,,·"',. filike,.Rt.
.,,, noliln·a,.:, •-,
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glanc'c, u6ut the 1991- riots ill Cmwn
Heigbu mat. forllo,,ed

die aci:idearaJ

seat

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mid convincing, and the audience
finds itself agreeing, in tum, with all
sides or Lhc conflict. From author

some college viewers

s~p.

righ~,tb~
Acron the lntcmc1.
college d udcots are leading the

t~c~t ~~ ~::

wt:: cac;cotbcr =i:~

in';';:::

not

broadcast. mainly through computer

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next 1rca1 human frontier - the
oceans - suddenly n:uncd into what

. ~..:'~~~:~ t;;~t~~~;2,~,;.~ =~Jr,~~;;!:~0;

=~oothc~i~~

produce~.
"When I pu1 a pctitipn out for
sign!].turcs onto the Internet newsgroups I expected a reaction," says
Northern Califomia-bascd 'campaign
coordinator Mary Feller, " but wow!
The depth of fnauu.ion with .this TY
series -is ~!early runnina very deep.
especially ·among college students ...
So rar, at least 300 llUdcnlS have
signed ~cir names to the "Rescue
seaQucs1 petition siDoc mid-Febru"
ary (001 of a total of J,200 signaiur~
received ~ date). Many more may
havc~
forwan:led tbcfu name, without
indicatina_1pocit1Cal.Jy that they attend collqca in the U.S. or abroad.
Al~gb ..scaQue&l"' bad a roi::k y
first season, ii wu populilt wilh
c~gc students' who cttjofcd the
sc1cor c theme, and nifty speci al
effects.
'"These,icsgotofftoa slowstan
the fint ye.a, but 10 did 'Siar Trek ThcNeJ.tOenenitioa,0 wllmitstartcd,"
says Cluis Fort:mm of IUiaoit State
Univcnity. :i fell CIOllfidmJt that the
show would recani aeJtt season
bcucr thao ever. Boy, wa J ever
disappointed."
•
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This view NIii- paraUal to that of
anothtrllDdalc. Ciffla1'iym, ajunior
at Cataada't P A Ullivenil:y. "Would

Jiwi1b.. divinity auadcnt, Yaitct... ..dcaian.ate\f 1uf'¥ivo.r," to Henry"
When "scaQucst" tossed out the
Rolenbaµm . However, the play 11 Rice'• {Ouistlan Cibotti) cornmcau old cast and introduced fantasy
much more thao,.• meditation on a on the rabblo-rous1111 dunn& the nou; themes this ICUOO, Y ~ dc.cidcd
Ii.ogle cv~
•, ..
each aide is Jiven a chance to l&ak= its enough was.. cnoua.h. On ComPJ•
The accidcal. the attack and the • caee· IDd they all do and we 'caiiSd ·. serve._Am~ Online and 1.-rnct
-~
riots
DOI ~ {hek side.
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bulleun ~ •· "scaQucst" has been
Smith cbole 'to focw on people's
. FirH in 1M Mirror ii a powerful ~bbcd BayQucst 90210"' by some
~ o o s of the riots. Bat 8,aJth ,, ~ oa dte- differcncel we all Y)eWetl,, "D@I Bomb," by ~ a n d '
0
tthan that. She a l s o ~ a m ClllCb other, ~ the blindness
N~. to the B ~ or the
" •- ~ of ·thole ·•bo Jll'CR thu tumol•visioa can CIUIC. But
and Ralreut. fllll de'\.
--.; peniclpuu, ~ 111d bt- will Ploddm\ waique cutin,, w_ ~ - · cidcd to
c
action, and the ..Rescue
. . . . . . . . . . aavetoabcdliabloa tbDliaillrilimft'miM•weheartbe ~
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WU the ...... writina. Bve,yono
could ace this."
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In ddaitc or the show, Javier
a;QrWlm Tllldo
ffl~Rl,l...awrlaplreaned
JOmNAL nAl'r
hla bacbelor!t dcipee ht Aallicaa
I was undecided until lhc ahow caught Grillo-Marxuacb, the NBC cxeculive. who ovcnees the· aerica, IIJI
hilaofy. He it canmdy Midilre in
my attention," he uya.
Miko Lawrence of Chaaocl 1, Nllick.wkh hill wife S - IDdl dlar.
Bui now Bryan u.ys the series is ..le&Quest'. bu pulled in biab«.,
a disappoinuncnt. " Rcinember the ings niuch more consistently than WHDII-TVbaein·s.u.abcomUII two childreD.
Mike will be M,Sufl'olt oa April
voice-over, ' From beneath lhc ocean lut year and bas ..turned oa die 1!,btt . IO Salfolk Unlv0fti1y oa April 13.
The DCWly-formcd· Communic&tioa 13, bl Rldaeway ,4(IC) from 1:30 &o ,
lies the future,'" he laments. ~Y•vc in a difficµlt-time. aloc."
But, he adds, "If lhe fans are Club will be lpomoriJll his v:lait to 2:15. He will 11pc!U -.I ..... qucsdropped it (rocn the opening credits."
When the petition circitlatcd, stu- pauionatc and mocivated ·enouah to .tpc:ak &o all Suffolk acudc:nta. ~vid tioal about broack:Mdaa, Wt eq,eridents responded by acndina the cam- put forth a cocaidcted opinion, the D'An:anaelo, repeeaoawive of the cnce Gl" otber aa,eral quadom. paign coordinator. 16"& and beartfcll best I can say ii that I am lisu:ftina," B ~ u.:t' .-:I emplpyce.ol .
When asked .why 1tudeoll are Owme1 7, .bu amapd for Mlke I
· commenta, along wilh their signatures, outlining their frustration . c,pcc:1ally active in the campaign, Lawreace to spcai: on bcbalf of the
"Viewers re:a!Jy fell this ICrica bad Pdlcr ~ about a big acn• CommulllCllloo Club.
Lawrence beaan bis b " ~ I
enormous pot~tial. that it could have crational difference. "1bele ltl.ldenta
been the next big pbenomeooo akin are a part of what mipt be the fint· jolpnlliam.career at ndio atidoaa in ,
to Star Trek," says Feller. '7hey arc 1ruly interactive gcncralioa. They Rhode Island. from 1973-197'7, Mib
aren't paujvc viewers like their • • • n,portcr, producer IDil -aachor
really disappointed."
Feller says problems started parcnta," she says. 1'hcy expect to ,.at.WJAft•TVln~RI. Prior ,,
when Amblin cxccutiv'c producer have some direct ioflumcc over what
David Burke and .. , bow runner" they watch. They are iko bcfvily ~ ___. _. Patrick Halburgb':"fiddlcd with wired and can ·therefore be more for WTHR.Jf'V, the NBC lfflliale i9
seaQucst'1 oriaina) vision.. Burke and easily accused - particularly by ~
. He
7•
Hasburgb decided to take the ICries each other - than any ocher pp I acneral utipunartircponer in 0c- ~
lober 1'98'2,
in a new direction, -w•y from its before them."
Coufd this college aroup reprcLawrmce wu Ibo NCII( B!tllaDd
original cone~.
News Bxcba.oaii W•t Bunrati ftl•
"It wasn~ ~ premise that w~ sent a new aae in media viqving?
"Alllcanu.ytolheoerworbis poru:r: .bucd in Praml=--. IDd .
•B.am.ABlrrl&i.a '
lhc _
problem," 11,ys FcUCT, who 11
,herself an amateur sci-fi wi;itcr. "It welcome to thc '901," 1ay1 Feller.
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the chancler i n altematina and different u can be lmapaed.
performances, and, both convey wilh a comidcnble taleet.
. R0Scnbaum' 1 anger convincilialy '- Ou.Cit artill Tina E. Gaffney'•
in a uro.na accnc · taken frqm rpla included • Lubav:IICher womm.
Rosenbaum' • speech a& Ida brother'• . Al Sharpton nl Carmel Calo, fadier
f~ncibottl also played Cro..::

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Wedocoday, April 12. 1995

. ommence this,
C

·F ainnfrv Blues
-Mike S h a w ~
.,. · I wu rcalJy pissed last
Sunday. ()o..you know what
happened.? Well, to put..,.il
bluntly, my entirt nlghl WU
thrown through a loop.
. lcamebomcfromatru.ly
qhauat.in& day of work, ca•
gcr to plOf) down in froot of
the television and become II
mindless zombie until my
brains melted through my
cars. I wias n' t askina for
much .. ,j1111 a liuJe mindJess,
commercialized, fictional
entertainment.
Oh, but no...

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du wlliole mada" could have been avoided.
'fbil ii oot 10 Jeuco. thc ICVerit}' of the ~ a l s in•
volvod. Yea, tile faxes were offensive to many, and the
..inml Ibey ~ lhol.ald DOI be condoocd.■ lot of iMaadioa bdwcffl die IDflmal 111d
WSf1l $.Clliz; JDfUfflU stafTcn have ndio &how• cwrcntly,
ll!d, otMl),bave in the put. We all 10 lO many of lhc same
c1Naca.1ind eooaidtr cacb other friends.
- Howcva-, OOOC news of the offensive faxes got out, the
story more or less took oo a life of its QWtL Suffolk is a ·vuy ·
....U campus, and problems Ire almost impoaible 10 keep
OOlllluled lo one, or even two closdy-knit omccs.
The problem lies not in the fa::t that the 1tory aoc out
anyway: EVCI wbc:n it WU dl8dc clear that pcopk: in the
JOtU'#Ol otracc joiocd in with offensive materiab, the Swffolk
Joeuna/ did not try IO bury the story or cover it up. As we bad
au alona, we fried to be fair aod report lhe incident in as
unbl.Mcd a way as posaiblc..
WSFR Gc:nenl Maaagcr Llsa McCullough has done a kit
ol work bringi• a more pro(~ attitude to WSFR.. The
JOfU'l'tlJI commends her, and hopes this matter docs ri ot
ovcrstuadow the aood, wort lhc has done all lhis year.
The entire OWICr" nccdl lO be put into the proper perspective. It was OQl ■ wide-sproed outbreak of in1oleraocc or
homophobia.. but an ilolalcd incident of cam.aradcrie bctWCCD two daic arpaizadoa lhal ju5I go( out of hand,
No.~ it"• NI la tbo. open. aod the people responsible
bave..lleeil!deak widt by McCullough aod 1ouma.l E.ditqr-UIOlief Din Coakley, we can put it all behind us. and get oo
with our lives.
Aa,;I bopdully lcam something from it all.

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Yippee skipptc."

- 0...-. Sdunidt.

Director or Studct\t Activities,
uppa ~ ~ students she ~ 10 speak with.

WSFR staff members respond to fax story
Dear Editor,
I, along with many mem•
bcrs or WSFR, am extremely
upset with the handJing or
the fu •hinc incident I
was assured by Dan Collk.lcy,
Editor-in-Chief of the Sief/o/Jc
JOfU114l, that the story about
Lbc upscufog rax situation
would be uahi
oCrnyslalT,aswcll
as WSFR DJs, read Ron
Vieira'aarticlcinthcApril5
cditioo of the Jownal, they
ca:pr;e11cd II considerable
amount or anger, to say the
lust.
Mr. Vieira did noi have

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of the faxes lrBnlmiucd and
received by WSFR. It read as
follows:
March 29 Ill 10:46am a fax
was sent by WSFR 10 the

Journal.
March 29· at 11 :28am a rax
was sent by the Joumal 10

March 29 a1 11 :30am a rax
was san by the Journal to
wsFR.
March 29 at 11 :36am a ru.
was sent by the Joumal (to
WSFR.
March 29 at 11 :48am a Cu
was sent by WSFR to the
Journa.l, but lhe docuiilcnt

~SuffolkJ~ ·

Journal.
Al ii is clearly stated in
the fu printout, WSFR fucd
lhc JournaJ once, then the
Jou.rna l proceeded to fax
WSFR three times, then
WSFR fucd the Journal two
times, one of which did not
traruTiut down the the J®r•
IU ru machine.
Mr. Vieira made it quite
clear in hisarticlewhalwas
Cued by the individual from
WSFR, but was wrong regarding -the content or one or

co~:t~~~::
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Mike Shaw, Euamve f.duor
Rtm Vaeim.NnsEdltt
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Kaiea M. Coanncr,~ Mlftlltt
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Enkine P,luamei, ~o Edilor

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The first 100 da)'.S of the
-l04th Congress, a SUOC'CSI?
Not if you believe Ted
Kennedy, J. Rockefeller or
Dick Oephan, b~t wh0 believes them anyway?
These men claim to speak
for_ wotting class people;
tl\e
• if any ooe of them bows
~ mcanina or work. ney
~thericbuiftbey
tbcmtdvca ate not rich.
Ken nedy and Rockefdlcr are two of lbc ricbcst
.p1en in America. Dick
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Journal.}
Right and wrong. From
the day that wt first learn to
gin OW' lessons in morali1y.
Thcs.c lwo words are very
powerful and shape £he world
in which ·we live.
What happened between
WSFR and tbcJount/JJstatted
out as a joke on an individual
level, between two people.
Hulllor will always be offen•
sivc to someone, but with
hindsight being 20l'20, what
happened wu wroog.
Why WU it wrong? Por
lwo main reasons: I . The
impiypcr use of scboc?l propcny, and ~ The degradation
of people as a
Thia type

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continued on page .8

congress a ~ ?

Dear Editor, .

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Dear Editor,
Ria.ht.: iD accordance wi1h
the ract, ~ or uuth.
Wrong: not in conformity
with the fact or truth. Unfair
and unjust (Sec nu Suffolk

o words beMarch 29 at· l l :53am a. ru
was sc.nt by WSFR 10 the

WSFR.

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Gephart ju.at built a ooc million dollar home. and he's

aittina: OD I

(oor million do(.
lar ltU-/r« pemioo, which
be wiU receive upon rctircmenL Four JDillloa. That's

more dim Gepbat-bat earned
in his cadre life.
Who do· tbClc morons

..,... for..,...., Cenaioly
not tbeir coutltuen11.
An ove;rwllolmlq SOW. of
Amcricaaa lllnD Umiu,

IIIZitrro
coadmed on PIP 8

-saysJ~ _

windupiDtbcpromiaedland?
We.II, Superman would
h a ~ on, for o'.nc.
me aacreliai~. but I'll take
Clark Kent over Mo1e1 Jim..,,,,. _ _ _,
anyday. I went •to Catholic
It wu juat then, u I Ml
scboolfortwdveycara,a.od fu.inacloec-uparlmyu, 'to
to tell yOII the lNth, I'm just WSPR, when I decided I
,ick or 1:icaring 1bou1 tbo1e wanted to be c.ommenccmcot
peaky Ten Cornmandtnent.11. speaker.
''Thou shall not &teal." Hey,
Think about it. Five
if you don't install the cam- minute,, 11 live m~rophonc,
. era,, then you're just asking the roar of the crowd, every
for trouble.
proreuor and INdcnt in your
I wi,h 1h111 God would clau li1tenia1 intently:
call me to a mountaintop so sounds like a job ror Venturethat I could walk back down boy, doesn't it?

CaJJ

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imp~:n~u~*:l;asS~ned:
Wholesome Family Religious
Entertainment Weekend ."
That's riaht: nothin ' but
Moses and Music.
I was trapped. As tired as
I was, I ju5t couldn't. get up
frOm the couch alld crawl
into bed. So there 1 lay, helpless, as my mother quickly
snatched up the remo1c to
thwart any aucmpu: to watch
"Duckman" or even some
Jame MTV movie special No,
it was family time.
"Amah!" 1 screamed,
"Do I have lO tit throua.h this

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a hoarde of locusts wilh my
magic stick. Hell, my stick
docs oolhing but sit there. It
won't even tum into a snake
on command.
And. how' s about those
Von Trapps7 Th,ose Braily
Bunch wan·na-bea were
nothing. So they, put II liule.
frog in Maria's pocket? Yeah,
fuMy. And how about that
corny scene on the mountain
top? I, for ooe, have never
seen a group of kids On a
picnic running ' and jwnpina
and aingina ai the top of their

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pr~d~ :rf~~:wm~nn:
ment speakers that have
come bcfore!' Gary Zcroli,
Michelle McGinn , Rocky
the Flying Squirrel, Willy
W}listle.
·
I'd be the natural choice..
I'm telegenic. I'm eloquent
I no longer sp it when I
speak.
So I got out my favorite
color crayon (maierual magenta! magenta!) and began
filling •out my application
wilh destiny\ · But ho! What'1 ll\it? A
drvli IClll :froublc, baby!

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in-fact. .save her family from auachtober,tbef.adt«whisb
the Nub.
berawayfromape11ysothM
· But the family would they c&n act it on in tbe
have nooc of it It was time Juec6o, Yeah, real wbolo-

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show us
lm't it ~ lO Ke

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W.aQ& Center, \.holdlnl" oar
"I' d Ii
diplomu, our lives linaer Coca-eola
before US - out there. We en of the
WIIQt only to ,r,nd, walk with wbi§b l'Y'II'
fro~ this building, and to tense rapport.
live thcin.
rocked my - - •
'1bit moment, u we sit,
• ,.I'd like ID ---. is a momeal wc'rtc spending ohll, SawL 011.W:klnhf
in limbo. Between liatenina a11 that is cvU.: ..,.,., I •
to me and rv.nni~ iD the give you m
. •
strcdJ, free~ all lhllpag· hope that I
cantry, free from Sufrolk, evil throu
free to live u we with._
world.• HA
"And You listen, ~
"I'm IOllJ,
ypu. .mllll
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aayina about
..And I .O.nd here, not . wtio cam?

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year, u always, oid~oa •
O(eoai'le.Mariaturmout' thinp in' my life to claulty
Heston woul(s1J:CCCS1rully tobethe~ectmotbcr.Y~ me u 1 • controlled. sub1

nlty, ~ it the tca:t of .my
woolda-been spoecb•
Voa may waat to act
some J0eena.. I'll WliL
10
" Ladies,
aeslltmea.
s.trolklam all:, the ad 1111
come.
.. It wu Fram. Kafka, a we
Cz.c:ich GOvclilt, who wrote,
late in his life, 'You arc
incaplblc of lovina,
fear excites you.'
y
.. Kafka wa .bcina bleak. really

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the wilc:ac;-botJ'U ay.
"Peopletodteak? Yca.i

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bawNJ'~~~litdc
iD my bloodlln!lam would be brocbs, Apdy, for 1atiot my·
eaouab to diaqullfy me SATi for me. Tbaab, pal.
from iaeomldoml voDeybal) .1200 • • a lot boUicr lban I
toumateau,
CVf!I collkl ba\19 dcac.. I owe

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dial we coald Ill put OD a •
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woa't be iblc IO twq:

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md your -.nod pillllleaal
ldoa'teareifyoa_.away·
from dm buiJilial ad .,.

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world be libuwitbout a ltCX)'
about a hup poup o( people
that run into the delert and

priu..jf we tried rally bani .llUdenla. Sniff.
.neva" coakt baYe done dds
wo could .-U off our-,• .
So. ii a pub:lic Nrrioo to witlloat )'OU, Mq. I Wan
a comedic pcrformace.
tbc . , . . . Satrolk _
cc:amu- duooP Suffolk tl!d 'Dlll'f•

·Voices of Suffolk ' ,..

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The Suffol.k looaol W......_,, Apdl 12, 1995

Fainn'1v IJliies
-M/keShaw1 wU really· pisSed last
Sunday.· Do you· know ' what
happeocd? )Yell, to put it
bluntly, 'my entire night was
throWA through a loop.
I came home from a truly
uhaustin1 day of wort, cager 10 plop down in front or
lhc .television and become a
mindless zombie until my
brains melted through. my
ears. I wasn't asking for
much...just a little mindless,
commercialized, fictional
cntenainmcnt.
Oh, but no... ,
Last Sunday was the all
important "Palm Sunday
Wholesome Family Religious
Entcnainmcnt Weekend ."
That's right ; nothin' but
Moses and Music.
I was trappc.d. As tired as
I was, I just couldn't get up
fr0m the couch and crawl
into bed. So there I lay, helpless, as my mother quickly
snatched up the remote 10
thwart any attempts lo wr.tch
"Duck.man" or even some
lame MTV movie spo:ial. No,
it wa.1 family time.
"Amgh!" I sc reamed ,
"Do I have to sit through this
garbage again? We wa~h this
crup every year." I had hoped

I

Letters

IR
•. staff members respond to fax story

i with many mem:FR, am extremely
i the handling of
achlne iocidenL I
d by Dan Coakley.
hid of the S11ffolk
at lhc story about
iq, fax situation
nbia.-.fV,fmystuf,·aswell
DJs, read Ron
ticlc in thc,A.priJ5
lbe Jownal, they

• conliderable
anger, to say the
lcira dr,d oot have

., before be

Wf'OlC

lpriatcdoU:ta!ist
uanamitted and
, wsFR.1treado.s
~

at 10:46am a fax
by WSFR to the
at 11 :28am a fax

)Y the JoumaJ to

March 29 at 11 :30wn a fax
was sent by the Joumal to
WSFR:
March 29 at 11 :36am a fai
was sent by the Joumal to

WSFR.

March 29 at 11 :48am a fax
was sent by WSFR 10 the
Journal, but the document

Dear Editor,
Ri&ht.: in accordance wilh
the fact. reason or uuth.
Wrong: no1 in confonni1y
with the fact or trulh. Unfair
and unjust (See The Suffolk
Journal.)
Right and wrong. From
the day lhal we fint learn 10
two words be·
gin our lessons in mora1ity .
These two words arc very
powerful and shape the world
in whic:b we live.
What happen,cd between
WSFR and theloumal started
out as ajoke on an indJviduol
level, between two pe,0ple.
Humor will always be offensive to someone, but wi1h
hindsight being 2CV20, what
happened was wrong.
Why · was it wrong'l For
1wo main reasons: 1. The
improper use of school propen.y,-and 2~ The degradation
of people as a ~c. This type

·McCULLOUGH.

DULONG

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continued_ on page 8

llepublic:an congress

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~~IDl&et

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Comult1nt

a sum?

aq;hart

Dear Editor,~
jwt buill a one mil•
1
.The first 100 days of the lion OOUar hosuc'. aiid he's
104th Congress, a success? sittinr on •
million dolNot if you believe Ted llr ·uu-frtt pcuion, which
Kennedy, J. Rockefeller or he -will l'f.CCive upoo· retire•
Dick Gcphan, but who be- menL four ml\Hoa . That' s '
lleves them anyway?
· more than Ocpbarrbu earned
. 11"hcscmenclaimto~1cutirctife.
,..
for_tl\c working class ~e;
Who do these morons ·
• if any~ or them lafowa ~ for anyway? Certainly
the mcarung of work.. They not their constituents .
condemn the rich aa. if Ibey An ovcrwbolmina SO'l& of

rout

~~v::da; n: ~~kc1

fclkr are two of the richest
men in America . Dick

Americana

nnt 11!1r1D

Um.its,

IUZZUTO

coadaod on pap

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Commence this,
~ysJim
Jim,,_,,,._
It WU juat then, u I WU
ruing cl~pa of my· ail to
WSFR, when I decided I

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[name

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nity, here ii the text of m)'
woulca...becn apcech.
Yoo qay want to act _

:;:;r'.o commc~ • ~:•d;,u:~meia:; cr;:n:r;~
s

Think abo11.t it. Five
minutes, a live microphone,
the roar of the crowd, every
pro£essor and &tudent i.u your
Class listening intently:
soundslikc:ajobforVentureboy, doesn't it?
I wanted to follow in the
proud steps of commencement s peakers that have
come before : Gary Zcroll,
Mic hcllc McGi"nn, Rocky
the Flying Squi rrel, Willy
Whistlc.
I'd be the natural choice.
I'm telegenic. I'm cloquenL
I no longer spit when I
apcak.
So I goc out my favorite
color crayon (ma,gcntal magcnia! magenta!) and began
filling out my application
with destiny[
But ho! What's this? A
drug lCSt? Trouble, baby!
For thoa.i of you
unfamiliar with me, I'm a
portable CVS pharmacy,
having ingested enough bad
year, as always, old Chariton
Of COW'IC Maria tu:ma out thlnga in my lire lo clusify
Heston would auccCUfully to be the perfect mother. You me u a "controlled aubleadthewaclit.c1outol'Egypt, : know the kind. Sbc comea in IWICe" in 49 atatei (hello,
~dthatJulicADdrewswould. u ~tai.otly nanny; the kid& Idaho!}. The "Freaca." levda
in facL, ,savc her family from auachtohl:r.tbcfadlerwhilb in my bloodsueam would be
the Nazis.
her away from• putyso that caouah l o disqulify me
But the family -would they can 1et jt on ia the from ~ voUeybl1l
hayc DOOC of iL It WM time gcz.cc:bo. Yeah, real wbol~ townameats.
for lhe networb to abow w some. I wish that my family
Thll com.menccmcnt
how to do it all right.
could daacc ~ liq. I wiah bird jut im'11oaaa fly.
Isn't it rcfrabing to ~ that we could all pllt oa •
I woa't bo able IO brina:
Moses every year- UC?Ulld ahow for the DCigbbo,bood, oral ~ to my ~ .
Pw:ovcr? What would the We mijbt be able 10 fifth• adminianton, and fcUow
watd be like without a atory ' prize. ..if we tried really bard studaa Saiff.
about a huge poup o f ~ we could~ off
So, a1 • pabtic scmc:e to
that run into the dctert IDd a comedic performance.
the ~

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March 29 Ill 11 :53am a fax
was sent by WSFR to the
Journal.
As it is clearly swed in
the fax printout, WSFR faxed
the Joumal coc;e, then the
Journal pr~cedcd to fax
WSFR three times , the n
WSFR faxed lhe l OMmal. two
limcs, one of which did not
nnsmit down the the lourm fax machine.
Mr,'. Vieira made it quite
·c1car in' his ankle what was
faxed by the individual from
WSf'.R, but was wrong regarding the roment of onC of•

wind up in the promised land?
Well, Superman would
have beett on, for cine. Call
me sacreligious, ~t I'll take
Clark Kent over "Mou:1
.Jtnyday. I went to Catholic
schOOl for twelve ycan, and
to tell you the truth, I'm jult
stC~ of bearing about lhose
pesky Ten Commandm.cnta.
''Thou ahall not atcal.'' Hey,
if you don't install the
eras, then you're juit asking
for trouble.
I wish that God would
call me 10 a mounulintop so
that I could walk back down
wlth 8 bu~h of dopey rules.
I wish that I could call down
a hoari:le of locuits with my
mag!cfltck.. Hell, my stick
does nothing but tit there. It
won't even tum into a s.nakc
on command.
And how's about those
Von Trapps? Those Brady
Bunch wanna. bes were
nothing. So they put a little
frog in Maria's pocket? Yeah,
fuMy . And bow about ,that
corny scene on the mountain
top? I, for one, have never
seen a group of kids On a
picnic running and jumping
and singina at the tQp of lh;cir
lungs. Nor have I ever 1cc
one two-minute sooa last·the

SatroD.: ~•-

)1.Nq'r!

ccime.
fonclJ~.,.. ....
"It wu Franz Kafka, ·• we apcnt la
Cuch noveliaL, who wrote, amokiq pot ~
late in his life, 'You -arc 'mystery daocC' 1
. ...
incapable of loving. On!y thia t dolcnetl A.... la all
rear ex.cit.cl you.'
yourclasics. ,\ad,, . . . Pm
" Kafka was ~ing bleak, really soft)'.. . . 'iloc,daa
but probably fair. Think, u your husbanal. r ~
we sit here, in thla wonderful love you prof...-. ~
W.ang Center, holdloa our
· 'Wd like to ~ che
diplomas, our ·lives linger Coca-Cola C~ , inp:befoce tis - out there. We en of the soft ~ PiNca,
want only to 1tand, walk · with which l'~ W a infrom this . building , and to tense rappoC't. PNilc&, ym've
live them.
rocked my wadd, ;,,
"1'bis moment, as we ait,
"I'd · like IO . . . . apt
is a momcot wc'l'e spending ofall,Satan. Oll,dlltlord:Of
in limbo, Between listening ·au that is evil, eveffdly I
to me and, run• ina in the give you my b1opcL I only ,
n
streets, free from all tbia pag- hope thal I can ..... JOUr
cantry, free . from Suffolk , evil t.brougbwl M ~
free to live as we wish.
world. HA HA HAI · r
" And you listen, becaulc
"J-'m aorry, wlllt WU I
you must
'
aaying about Karta'? Ob,
. "And I ata.od here, nOt who carea?
, because I have anything to .
"What 1 really want to
say. Only because 1'1t11ow say is ~ fooled you. all!!!
how to raise my voice. Tbc That's ri1ht, SUCKERS!!!
loudest doesn't necessarily HA HA H,\!
the wisest, but J!ll tty.
'1'ni jua .doi:q dlil so: I
"Pl,oplc to thank? Yes, I ca:n· put "commeDCemeat
have people to dalk.
.:pcaker" oa my l'NIUDet J·
..rdlibtoLbuli:mylitde could care less about you
brother, Andy, for'cakioa m'i and your damned plllbleasl
SAT, for
Tbanka. pal, ldoa'1~iffGU . . awaj
1200 was • lot better than I from dlis buildina ad are
ever could baYe done. I owe crabed by fallina me&eonl
you more than $400,00. I Jut a, out of my way!
owe yoa a pioco G my .-I.
..... beat oa world
.. I'd like to tha$,,-my domination , aad ~dy,
friend, Meg, for leuin& me n.obody is · 10nm NOp me,
plqiarm bclr &am p11pm,, i\.....bat)yl' '
.never coa.ld have done 11m
BEIDLB
wtttao.t you, Mel, 1 Wan
· coadnuod oa PIP 10
tbrou&b Suffolk ~ never

me.

. - i Wodoetlay, April 12. 1995

12, 1995

Commence this,

says Jim

Stiffolk Univemty
Apd1

Job Fw,

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1

m B e h r l e - nity, here is the text o~ my hadtotw'lloaa~or
It WU juat then, as I WU woul~beeD speech.
~ • book. n.iab. .......
to
You may want to set
1.1',d Uke ID W ~
SFR, when I decided I IOITie KJceoex. I'll wait:. • 1or [name o•inecl for

u.n, cl..-Up1 ol my w

irucd 10 be commcncemcat

"Ladic1, gentlcmH, protoction p,arpoNI) wllo
' Suffolkianllll: thccmiba . ~IDOlova.ltDII~•
Think about it, Five come.
"·
• - £ondly ~ lllilll llolin
nultl, a live miCrophone,
"It was Franz Kafka, a we ~pent In Jfjflt o(ftoe,
, roar of the crowd, every Czech novelist, who wrOle, 1moki111 ~ : . , ~
,reasor and student Jn your late io his life, 'You are ' myatery danoa.' fflil ~•t
111 li1tening inteolly : incapable Or loving, Oo!f
think I delened A... la ill
~ndslikeajobforVcn~ fear excites you.' '·
yourcluiel.Aa ..... rm
y. doctn't it?
"Kafka was bein.a bleak. really sorry,,. _ aloodna
I wanted to follow in lhe but probably fair, Think. as your husbanil. I JWUt·
~

cater.

1>ud at cps of commence-

:ot 1peakers that have
me before:: Gary Zeroll,
ichelle McGinn , Rocky
, Flying Squirrel, Willy
histlc.
I'd be. the natural choice.
n telegenic. I'm eloquent
no longe r spil when I
cak:.
So I got out my ravorite
lor crayon (ma.genial mantal ma&ental) and began
ling out my application
1h destiny!
But hol What's lhis'l A
~g tell? Trouble, baby!
For 1ho1e o r you
ifamiliar with me, I'm a
,ruble C VS pharmacy ,
,v ina inaeated enough bad
Irias in my Ufe 10 clusify
e u a "controlled subUICC" in 49 1wea (heUo,
abol). The"'Freaca"levell
my bk>odleftiam would be
lo111h 10 diaqaalify ,me
:a imomatioml volleyball

we sit hcri, in this wondetfu'I

W.ana Center, holdlna our
diplomas , our live, linaer
before us - out there. We
want only 10 stand, walk:
from this buildil1g, and 10
live them.
'1'ttl1 moment, a, we sit.
is a moment wc'rt spending
in limbo. Between lis&cning
to me and. runnina lD the
streets, free from all lhisf88·
eantry, free from Suffolk:,
free to live as we wish.
"And you listen, bcicauJC
you must.
· "And I stand here, not
bccau&c I have anylhlna to
11y. Only because, I know
bow to raise my voiu. The
loudest doesn' t nccesurily
the wilCll, but l'U try.
"People to thank? Yes, I
have people to think.
..I'dliketothaakmylittle
brother, Andy, for Clkiq my
SATs for me. Tb.uka. pal
· 1200 wu a lot bettu WP 1
tu'UIDClltl r
ever could.bavc,dooe. 1 owe
· This commencement you more 'than $400.00. 1
rdjmtilll't: 1onnaOy.
oweyouapieccofmylOIIL,
I woa'I be Ible IO brine
"I'd like to 1hut,...my
a l ~ _omylc8Cbcn, fricQd, Meg, for lcttin& me
t
lmlaistraton, and fellow plqiarizc ta lam papen. J
!1C1cnt1.- Sniff.
.DOVa" coald bric done dlil
So. • ·a pbblic ·service to wltboat you, Mea. I Went
e peata' Suffolk commu- throuah Suffolk IJ!d never

'DI\JR. AP-JUL p, 1995
6:00-8:00 pm; Ridgc,wy Gym•

' .GRADUA11NG s..'0'4& CLAS

love you profeuar. · ~ .
"I'd like to -~
die

Coca-Cola c ~. intk·
en of the toft,4"- Praca.
with which I'~ ._. • in•
tense rapport. Fraca. yoo'vc
rocked my '«_O'icl ... •··
..I'd like IO dlant. most
orall,Satan. Ob,dlltlord_of
all that i1 evil. evcryd'ly I ·
give you my blaod.. I only .
hope that I CID iP.-d, JC!Ur
evil throughout
~
world. HA HA ~I
'
.. ,,m son}', wbll: wm I
saying about Kafh? Oh,
who carea?
"'What I really wan1 to
say is I've fooled you alllll
That' s riaht, SUCKERS!l1
HA HA HAI
"1' m jusc: .doiq this so I
caii pat "commcacCm~•I
speaker" oo 'my . roawncl J
could care le11 abobt you
and your damned probfau!
ldoa' tcare ifyouwalkaway ·
&om thit bulldinc ud are
cnwted by fallu!a ~ I
Jmt Ill)' out of my way! •
"I'm bcnt i on world
domination , a.ad nobody,
nobody: i1 ·aoua , atop me,
baby! '
•

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the /ua. 11e . - . that the rust fax
~:
u wdi . . bolm:ed
IO die Joan,al
Rictwe of PFTiIBINDIVIDI.IAU;FROMTIIB ment. These two, mcuares were
a male coaple kiuioc It a prom." If JOURNAL AND WSFR OR THB bkdcd _ Dcmocnu in ~ by
Mr. Vien lad actually iavatiptcd MESSAGE$ THAT WERE sENT 1ky were the oal)' p,inu out of the

w• . ._

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. the fu. be would have leamcd that

inflail.,.apboto!JOmamapz:ine
ofTc:d ~ I C ' d l e y Oruuner
(of'"Cllocn"fane kiaiagc:achocbcr
• • ·awards llhi:N.i.'
Alllllllllr false claim in the utic:lc
was lhlt WSFR wu sent "• photo-,
papb of a py male cauplc with the
wold . 'you' wiiam OIi it. with m
arrow p,ialing io ooe.of tbc males."

our

THROUGH THE FAX MA-

CHl~~bcB of 'wsER believe
thatifallOr)'ilto"bc.pillled~tbe
,Jo,,m,al, csp:.cial.tyoo oflDChacootroVCnial IIDd ia.iiive uturc.• th.ii,
itiltbcrapoolibilicyo(dtc~
and tbe 'editor _ be ..._.y_11n
to
iliat..aticY have all the. factl and the
ttl#tole truth before proceeding lo
' bipcr levels of ambority. This was
,IJOl done by Mr. '{ieira- Ol else his

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~

tbiil loob~ mn bandT~·- · W.SFR stands - behiod · th.
f
caffl ,oa bis wrilll. wcarina leMber Jrx,nal, •~
: olfOIIU to inform the ltu-~ pMII tbM eapaaed bis blibkle. abd dents of SaffoJt :Uaivcnll)' of dria

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the AJDSm--•

picdoo lo

dlil do"PlpliD&

America" and two tA them baV"C ~
ready been li&DC!II into law. 'Nine out
of IO. Sounds prcCt)' good to me.

Princ~~\!f'~~: ~~ii:;

-~nib~~~~::~~
tbe .p<,WC'

to block. ·~ ~ did so

Ointoo iay. Tbc:irwords are nothing

apialltbewill' oftbepcopie.
· Lllcly, every word. auered by
Oemoi.nu 'is laced widl the IOU ol
hypocrisy. T)ey cODUmaally claim
tu cw Would only bmefit the rich
and hurt the working people. Well,
bcsiitp ~ y and Rockefeller,
most rich people, get lb.al way by
~• • workiq damn twdl

butapackofliea.Tbc"Coatractwit.b
Atneric:a"udtbefirat IOOdayioftb
104th Con,ras have bem
ing aucceul
G. i... ltlaato
Fr_eshman
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why thia1

deal& willl pal:iBcly. After

.c=-sdlim lhai Rqiublicani want to futileaaempt110llyadpltbeJOIU'-

p,i,opecaft docpcr by .... , _ . , p,widc meoll for IChool- lillcl•1d11-oldoe11oryad"'""
111e-aa1y--111ey-- ,pd-.....td-by4.5.,
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. . time . . . . . . . . . 10 eqnaod by a DOW former WS
....-en of die admiait- member.
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~ ~ humoc W U ~ and ttn· ••

~~t=~tbcDCW
Jlld7ilbmk:rupt. They h a v e ~
foacticsofpolitical tarorim. Demo-

A~Mr.Y-madidaot 111ey . .
lyqcotb¢p,IJlio•llllt.ln:1-dJillo.bocoule
lpcoac-.aabobolf<lthe dJey,ayM ............ would
... ene:r iatemew• ..,. of dae . . . . . ol WUJl ad m,...U, I c u t ~ Inda JIIGllaml.
•
ftO did - die fa. a,_. wi.t lO ...Sa . . . .. apoloay to
\VUl't nally Pl Oil ii tul
..... ..., .. doe_,., .... - ajl'aded by .lk Dcmocr■la .......... did, pawc,

~the-

cans said they would vote on ten
items -in the first buDhd daflt and

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dood>il--iD-..
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adfaidy?(Doywamllllblt?'l'llll'I
U1LC8111.1.) Roa Vieiri. wu able to
bria& tabloid jouullam IO DCW

boip,W\dlla- ale ID 1dd OGIO the power (b£y bave view of .... bappeaed.
'lbuacd for ncal)' fGII)' yan.
I fiad ic quite fun.ny thal at
TIie ..., llepobllcaa . CGapp Sil.JOO poop1e ._.,.,. lib .......
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6:()0-8:00 pm, Ridgawy Gym•
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JUR'lY6MP[,OYJ;RS 6XPf.Cl'SD

eno(tbcsoltfriakl'Nlca.
with wN91 1'¥1 ..,-• kl,

•

to tense rapport. Frelc:a. ,oi've

sit, roc~dmiike~~ ·;..Oll

C-~&Coap6dS13-341!'0

ofaU,Satan. Ob.dlltlord..of
Ina all that i1 evil. ev-,dly I ·

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the
N·
~k,
UK

not
to
P,W
I'bc
rily

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world.· HA HA &\I
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.. I' m sorry, . . .,.. I
11yina about kafb? Oh,
who cara?

s peaker" • OIi -mJ i:_awncl I

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my
pal.

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could care lc11 about you
and your dlDulod ~
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fTom dab buUcliJII ud are
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I'• beat oa world
domiuti.oa , U;d nobody,
IIObodJ. is ·aoaaa IIOp ~
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the raa. Hcdaiml that the fine fu.
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cans said they would vote on ten
items in the fint bundrul days. and
!hoy did.
ninc' ofthe 10
u we.Ii•. balanced bud&et a11.1end- meHures in the "Contract with
men_ These ~wo , meu ure1 were America" and two of them have alt.
ready been signed iDIO law. tftDC out
of 10. Sow>ds pretty 1 ooc1 10 me.·
ten which· make up the ..Conl(ICt
Don' t believe • word thM Vice
wilh America" tlw Democ:rau bad Principal ·Al · Gore, . or ·Mr, l;liUary
the powCf to block, and ~y did so Clinton uy. ~
wordt are nothing
qaioa the will _ ( the people.
o
but a peck of lies. 1be "Coobw:c with
Laldy, ~very word:. 11ucrcd by Am<ric■ "...Slbefinl lOOday,ofth
I>emOl!l1b ii 1-:.ed wilb the auak. of· 104cb Coaaras haw bom a raouDdc.ontinucd from page 6

They-

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the fu, be would have lcamcd that OUT THROUGH THE FAX MAthe fu ,,. DOt a pbpco from. an a:I of CHJNES.
a ale c:oapk: ~ at • prom, but
The members " ~SFR believe
inf:lctitW111apllqlofroma~ that if a story is to"be primed in lhe of Tcd -0.,.C.. and Kdley Gruimcr JownaJ. c:spccia11y on o f ~ (o("'Cbeas" fac) kiuing each other lloYenial ind seaailive nature• tbia,
at Ill awmdl mow.
- it is lbe rapoalibilily of the repor1er'
AnotMr false claim in the article aod lhe editor to be abtoluaely. sure
WU thll WSFR WM leDt ... ~ ibat they ha:v~ all tbe:CICtl and the
papb ot"a py male couple witb: tbe wltole lIUth befote proceeding. -lo
word 'yoo' written on h, with- an bipt:r ltweb o( 811thoricy. Tbu was.
mott" poinling to one of ~ males." DOl done by Mr. Vieira or else his
......_ WSFR lb::eivccr • fn of • article would not havc-coataincd •
....-:u1ar
iri a lealbcr cap. with -'ay ctrOrl Md fabeboodl • 'ii dxl.
IOIIICChiaa tbal localike.mn ~
WSFR 1tands ·:--behind th~
caffl on bia wrill:I. weariq ~ J.1Jf,Ufl4J'1 effortl to lnf"Offll the ar."
~ • apalfll bil brlcbiac, ad deall or-SuffOik Ullivenity of lb8
~ OD bis beck ii a wcaan'a news oo cmpa.- We only bope' U..
--.orpimp. widl.dte.onll "'PUMP ' UI die fmme die
mw,mpra

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hypocrisy.

n,ey continually claim ~1· SUCCCS4!

tu CIIU would only bmcfit the rich
and hurt tbc .w ~ people. ·well,
betides Keanedy aria Rocke(eller\
moat rich peo\)IC'-get lhat way by
y,,orting, worJtieg .damn hard I
' Wbco it comer 10 acw idea oo
rd"ona and propaa, tbe DemocrMic
lfldJiabanktai,t. Tbeybaverqreucd
10lacliclofpolitical~Ditm.
ama claim that Republicam want ta
~ c:bi1drm. when tbcy ani wcl1
awre dllll liDdm the pn,pmed plan.
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lbe alidea only wla Ibey ae ai,·yc1r for five yean. llclDocntl

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AIDS ia cs lilc:tiae.•
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w .... m ; l•-dlMi..becaue
· M aeve:r ~ uJ of WI
ftO did - Ile fa. a_.
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call~ for by both paruc:a.
I d0 nQ(.undcntud why .tbi1,

matter wu dealiwilbpllbllcly. After
futile aatmptl'\oGYadpttheJr.i-- ·
IIOl 10
WSFR 10 diJCUU
iri. hlppeocd. die .J--1 priDllld
dlmlideotac-.y-■Y, •
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.....,. ol wan. ad myul(,' I art doe' lac:h J11G111am1adfairly'P(Do,-....Umar?n.•, .
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.........,.. _ _ _ DcmocrMa arc IOCiaa dteir power:• ..,. tabloid joanalilm -LO new
•bciac-Tlloy ......... briaa _ _ _ _
•JOM wlkt . . ~..aod by •*

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aprNIOd by a ~ former WSf'R

-..Im ol tbs admiDil- member.
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view ol ""' -..,.ed..
I fiad it quite funny tbat ac
Tllo aew Rq,abllcu . C..,,.U Sll,300 peop1o cm'1"" lib ........
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I, ALONG WITH THE APPROXIMATELY FORTY MEMBERS OF WSFR. DO llOI" IN ANY
dlC raa. He claims tbac the first fu WAY OONOONE me BEHAVIOR.
acllt ID 1be JOfUNlll
picwrc of OfTHEINDIVIDUALSFROM11iE
a male ccaplc.k:isaq: at I prom." If JOURNAL AND WSFR OR THE
Mr. Vieirl W acuwly iavestipred MESSf.OES. THAT WERE SENT
the tp., be would have kaned that our THROUGH THB FAX MAtbefa~DOt•~fromanldof CHINES.
a malr: COllplc ~ al a prom, but
The manbcn of WSFR believe
infllcakW111pholo~•~ lhatif a story is tobepriaudinthe
of Ted Duioo and Kdtey Grammer JOIU"l1al, especially on of such a con-

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false claim in the article
tblll WSF'R ,wa,s sent "a 'J)hoto..,.as:b"oC a py male couple wilh the
word ' yoo' written on it, with att
arrow pointina to one of the males."
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received a ru <:I a
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dcatl of
UlliYCnity of the
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• ~ on •

said they would vOle oa len
ilcm.S in lbc first tnm&al days, and
niae d lhe 10
11 wdf as a balanced budget amcod- measures in the " Coo1ract with
mcru. These two , measures were America" aod two r1 lbcm have al·
bkdcd by Oemocnu in Conpeu. ready been 1iped into law. Nine out
ncy ffl the anJy poi.all out olthe of 10. Souoda pretty good 10 me.
cea wluch make up the M
CoolflC1
Don' t believe a word that Vice
with America" that Dcmocnu bad Principal Al Oore, or ·Mr. Hilllly
the powi,CI" to block. ud they did IO Clinloo say. Their words .-e ootbing
agaiuttbewilloflhepcople.
but a pack or lica. The "Cootnlcl with
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CoatiDued from page 6

Lately, every word. uttered by America" and the fust 100 d'ay1 of"th
104th Conpas have bcea a l'eSOOJKi.
~tta=l;ex,;::;
ing lucct:111
~ I.be cdifE! to be abtotuldy IW"C w cuts would only bmcfic the nth
G. L Rbzulo
thac lhcy have oil the fllCII and lhc aod hurt the worlint people. Well,
Fr, thman
t
wltale tl'Utb before proceeding to bc1idc1 Kennedy and Rockcfcllcr, , - - - - - - - - - bipct levels of authority. Thia wu roost rich people get that way by ■ DULONG
nqc. done by Mr. Vici,. or else his workini, workina dmnn bard!
Coatioucd from page 6
article woukl not have coatamcd •
Wbco. it coma· to new ideal on of humor wu inapprop:iaic and un- •

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cam.pal..We only bopc U.

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•'95." Wriaa. udeNatb this de-picdoa i• lbc--.m1 "'Fi&htin&
AIDS ia car lifcliae,." • ., '
A_...iy Mr. Vieinl did oot

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proapectivc artidcl dcq,c:t by .... f'udl IC> ~ mc:u: for ICboolciaCbodlaidaofdlcl&Of)'ad,,_. lilcddailinnwouJdblclaleby4.!I.,.
die aniclCII ooly wbir::n ~ -, eacb ')'Ctl' for five yean.. Dl!lmoclltl

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by both pcrtica.
m a ! / : ; ~ o = ~ ;:
fwilcaaempC1&o.iryadp1tbc/0¥r•
11111:to meet widt, WSfR to di1CUU

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dim aide of die i1ory -,..y.
My qoeedOll ll t1u1: ~ wu
IOIDCOGI who weal f• • orpmza-

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•6ilm;I~dlltia.becaalc
1111 caaclDsiga, oa
d the lbcysaythal:Rq,oblicaplanlwould vcny'" Ible to ' repo,1 10 acc:ma&dy
M aever illler,iew• uy of 1M ....._. ol WSFR. ad myself. I c u t ~ I n c h ~
_ adfai,ty'P(Do,-..Ulbal.?Tbill'a
,.....,., did - die tu.. Ill_, - - IO ealmd a barlfdt apoklsy lo
.
What's rally . . . oa ia lhal &alCMID,) Roa Viciri wu able to
· ~ IUlldJ Sol t h e ~ for •JOM. wbo • • offeodod br -the Democra&a are aeeina their power brio& tabloid joaruliam to aew

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,. . . IUDe - procmdal lo .,.....s by •
111111,cn of dlo adawl· member. .
. . . . lacul<y - • ~ the fua

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l>ueboiatorodod.Tbey ... c1apu- ·

former WSf'R IIC IO boli:I OGIO the pawer they have

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~rol ,,_,,,.,, WSFR

'ibul6d for DCSiy forty ycan.

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new

bappmed.
It quile funay thal a1

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lbe ocw• •
blicu . O>opu Sll,300 people-•• let lib: Ullb.
ha acccapliabed more in 100 days Or• Ir.Mt wrilD lib.oac...
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thao lhe Democ:nwc-ru O>opu
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did iD l\idy ,-.. ~
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work, 'ney'n abofl!l it UDivcnily la die ~ i c
net.I to t~i, uaivenity equlvalom • Fenway Park
..,fndlftia:Thorcabave men·, , room .., v.. , J''<lc
. . , . . _ . elDcliom•bcD- kllnaed IOIIIO duty words,
. ncr ud wlliere over t!My ·but
protty m11eh it.
wut. Nobody Ca(el now. We ._Id atop preceodin& ·
NlbadJwUhver care. SOA our diplomU lftl wonb any1111 ._. • mocb' ,OWer U thiq,---ud IWt applyina to
deed ~ baaaiea.
McDonald'•·
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"'1'hll'1 all folb. Aad as
and eY'erybod~ knows IL my hero, Jobsi 8duabi Aid.
Admin1atnllion la ia the baby- ..AROOOH. l'veovenbedl"
sittiaa l,uai:oca for tbe cab.
Well, It ii a rou&h draft.
Tbey CIIC MIil( • _
msacb for I'd have plcn.ty of time to
)'CIW' edllcldll' • nJ)IWOffllJ
revise it,. It people- really
carcforinladnea, Somebody wanted me to make "'the big
• abould' ldl 'em to tab their • ~". Whac.~youthink?
Clotpocoatial, bmm?

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dai aervicc i1 -,c:rt,.

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"And , •'iM Solfolk
wort. ne~ro - •i i
1uf1.I 'lo 1ki1 uaJvonhy

e,ulnlaat I fcnway Park

• fruit ftiel. They cm hive men'• room.·" Yea, I've
. . . . - , _ , , ~ • ~· 1catncd- ~Olllc din)' words,
.ever ud where ever they but lhat"1 preHy much it.

wut. N~y care• now. We atioulci stoi, prcteodi~K
our diplomu are worth any• tbclut. lnoc:h' ,C,Wcr al n~· and &tart applyina to
eked Eaerpzer blaaics. ,. fMCOooald 's.
"t2 Tuition is too h.i&h
1'bar.'s all folks. And as

Nlbody"will ever care. SOA

and everybody k.nows iL

my hero, John 8du&hi LI.id,

Admiaistndon iain theblby- ..AROOOH. l'vooverdoKd t"
aittiq buaiDcu for lhc cub.
Well, it ii a roua,h cJraft.
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B.LC. Study Group- Accou.nting,322
B.L.C. Study GroU}> - P.conomics 212
B.L.C. Study Group - Accounting 202
B.L.C. Study Group - PhysiCII Scieoce 2
Lec1ure & Recital by Lealie Holmes & Roland Nadeau
College Bowl Trivia Mcediig{tostart up a team &.prepare for next year)

3:00 - 4:3-0
3:30
3:30

LcadcrshipforUfc:Conffict&ProbicmSolvinginMuitJculturalSettia&.
Men 's Van:ity Beseba11 vs. Clark Univenity
Women's Van:ity Softba11 vs. Daniel Webster College

B.LC. Study Group. Statiltic:a 250
B.L.C. Study Group-0.Cmistry 112

lbnaday 4/13
9:30 - 1:00
1:00 - 2:25
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1:3-0- 2:15
2:00
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6:30 - 7:3-0

Friday 4/14
12:00 - 1,00
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Sawyer 430.

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Suffolk· Un,iv~.\ty'',,~ ~ of. Ev_epts
April 12 - 18, 1995

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MIS Training Session: lntenncdiate WordPerfect 5.1
Alpha Phi Omega Meeting

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B.L.C. StudyGroup-Chemistry2 12
Arcberffl ·
B.L.C. Study Gro~p . Accounting 322
Sawy«'430
B.L.C. Study Group• F.conomics212
~wyer 11:k
B.L.C. S1udy Group• Accounting 202
S&~ 1138 .
Women's Center, Women' s Studies &SUHA PresentDomesticVlolenc:eFonun
C.·Wlllbllalre
Career Services Sponsors: Working a Job Fair Seminar
S.W,.423
GALAS Meeting
S.W,. JIOI
Beta Alpha Psi Meeting
-: ~ .,,..Je-.•. ,::,:..~ • ••
, •• .,. S.,.921
Archer Fellows Meeting
·: Sawye;r 1108
Communications Club Speaker: Mike Lawrence of WHDH-Channcl 7 ,.
RidtlDWa)' 400
Economics Association Meeting
Economics Dcparuncnt..14) Alhbman Plloe
B.LC. Study Group- Physical Science 2
Sawyer 430
Men'sVarsir.y.Jennisvs. Rhode Island College
~ldlDdCallqe - ,
Men 'sVarsir.y Bascballvs. NichohCollege
· Nichob:Collqe
Women's Varsity Softball vs. MIT
MIT

Suffolk Job Fair

Ridpway .Gym '

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All MBA 's Invited to Meet with Dean Torrisi

Sawyer 408(Grad~ Lounge)

Sawyer.430

8 .L.C. Study Group. Acco1,1nting 201
Last Day 10 Apply for Summer Admission to Graduate Programs
Men's Varsity Tennis vs. Bridgewater State
Men's Varsity Baseball vs. Amherst College
Women's Vanity.Softball 'ls. A!bcnus MqnusCollege

Charles River Part. Ttuis Oub

' -Andrew

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Patriot's Day Holiday- UnlnnltyCJooed
Men's Vanity Baseball vs. Babson.College
Search '95 Rcsumeii D!)C to Career Services
Student Government AilociationP,:tccting
B.L.C. Study Group· O.:misuy 112
B.L.C. Study Group· Phy,ical Soience 2
111.C. Study Group · Siawtica 250
B.LC. Study ,Group- Accountiag 201

Sawye,423

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Sawyer 1134·

Sawyer 1131 r."

Hbtory Socidy Mcie&&

-Sawy<rol26

Black Stuilcnt UaiOII Meeting
Beta.Alpha Pli Meelin1
Men's VmityT~ YI, Ellcern Nu.atenc ••
Men's Vnity liaiehlll vs. WPI
Womea'• Valty~ VI, Oury ColJe&c
B.LC. illod)'On,op , ~ 2!2
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.stllisa~ 250

· SJ-~ A30
S.wyer430
Sawyer 927 .
Sawycr430
Sawyer 1021

- Olemistry 112
. Accounting 322
-Ecooomics212
-Accounting 202. ,
• Physical Science 2
LuUc Holmes&. R,oland Nadeau
Meeting (to-start up a team & prepare for next year)

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Andrew J. ~ Plilcl ,

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• Accounting 322
-Economics212

been bigger, than their vie-

tory over Brandeis College

An:her632 · .
Sawyer'aJo
Sawyer 11:k .

·s .-1ils

- Accounting 202
~men's Studies & SUHA Prc&ClltDomestk Vlolenoy'onun

c.-wS.W,-,f23
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liOrs: Working a Job Fair Seminar

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Sawyer 1108
1b Speaker: Mike Lawrcnoe of WHDH-Channel 7 ,. .
Ridpway 400_
on Meeting
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E.conomics Department, 20 Aahbmcoa Pllce
• Physical Science 2
Sawyer 43?
s vs. Rhode Island CoUcge
Rhode I.&land
all vs. Nichols College
Nichols Colle&e
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Cola,e . ·
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~~themselves
at Pine Manordoublebeader

Sawyer 408(Graduale Lounge)

Sa~er430

• Accovnting 201
Summer Admission to Graduate Programs
s vs. Bridaewatcr State
aall vs. Amhc:rsl College
, tball vs. Albcrtus Map.us College
f

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JOUUW..

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Charles River Parle TCnnis Club
AmbcrstCollcae
Andtt:w J. Puopolo F°Mlld

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BlblOOCol~

Due to Career Services
AaociationMeeting
- O.:mislry 112
, Physical Science 2
, 51Mistica250
- 1t.cco1lllling201

. Sawyer423
An:her632 •

Sawyer430

. Sawyer 1134
Sawyer lll8 '.

Sawyer 426,
Sawyer921
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the viCtor, notching her
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ay. Unlvenlty Cla«d
1all vs. Babson College

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:Onffict&ProblcmSolvinginMuiliculturalSettjn~
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PeplOD 530

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ilpOlt. Yoe~lannilialod fivchiisinlhe10COOdgamc,-

li~hl . may ha"(~ been
on O' Shau~sy. I still
noticcdl..uti."
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The Rams found themselves en1111gledib aiiothcr
duct between pilche'n on
Satulday. Aplmiatoogh
UMau/Dartmouth squad,
Suffolk leaped to an early
two-nm lead in~ first on
hiUfromDarwinHcmandez

twowecbago. Biuerlhan '
their UMass/Lowell victory •
atthebeginoingoftbcyear.
Biggeithananyvictorythis
• season.
. 'Butalas,itwasn'tmcanl andelnisA,Pdcnon. ,to be, .. Suffollt got nipped
tJMasi (7-12) knot!¢
by Northeast~ni'Univcruty the pme at 2-2 in , the
onMonday,fallingttmruns (Omth iDnio, wbcn they
lhorioftbatiforemicationed replied wilh ·twO runs of
big victo,y and baviq co their own ~ ~
~-to-back
!<ltlc for •bwt-wraicjilng_ ~ Promlhaodioi,gh.
loss
pitdlen Rob Poqn,ie( and wa.Dumitwd\Valsh, •0111 ·
"Wcplayedgoodcoough UMass' ~ ~els both ·1ha1 ·nn1 inl1ing pl"Ovcd
to win on any other 4':y," • settled dow.a rcipectively · to be too much for Eastern
saidCoach loeWalsh. "Y/e . WllillheCOIJ!S!ieii1eredllie Nuareoe."·
defiaj.telygavetbcmascare. nimb.
r-.:;
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considcringthcpowerhousc
._ ~lhoneoutandmcnon rulings for New EneJand .
thatNonheastemis."
fustandllunl, the Rams had had the twn, (!4-5,) in 11,e·
an o
ty or vtetory • sut spot
pmg own
before UMass . _eVfOlUalty' two - .pJaces from_ last
retired Rob Z.C)1b6nian and week's podtiOn of fourth.
their threat as , a ·power- Steve LQud to stifle their ·
"We dropped a liale in
house foi thal m11;1er, but ' chances.
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thepolls,butwe~rvedto
~ by the plic/,er tlicy
Abue$-loaded&inglein drop," Walsl,said. "Wehavc
facci Noriheastcm's ·lay thebotlom·halfoftheniath abiggamcagainstAml\Q'st
O'Shau~y only~
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ultimately gave UMas. thl, . CollcgoooSatwdayandlhcn
for five innlllp vmas Suf- 3,2 wia.'
· two against Bal>ooa College
folt.,")'ctinthaubortielnof · ..UMass- is Just a very whowesweptlutyear. I'm
timchootruc.1:-oot 13l;ioaal strona ' team." said Watah. ~whcalhcwealher
ID tho 2--0 win.
, "They have I touglt pltchlag goll W.,_, ourbmwill get
"If theft:'• a letplimalc tlloff. Tbey're Yelll'JOUDI- warm~."

o"" ay, tllea redeem while uoaarda Cmualio,
yoaadf"tbcamt.
who. Wu named NEWAC
• Por 'example, the PlayeroftbcWeet,~
RaDlllle:I Wtlffl 1wepl .by Tourbiboljietown.
J!adlcouColJcFOOMoeday
"Ouroll'eaoc laycdvery
by 15-13 ~ 13-i-...,,.., well 'apiait
Notoucdy~but saidCarr. -Spraguepitchod
itilltliuefoNedcmptioo. · very wcU and so d,id ~inNcw&glaadk's
·.;,s.o. on· Sat~rda_y, _ -~ ~ - Wcbavcthe
Ramcucs produced ~
their s.everal ·tbuJh games
own brooms. lwccpiaa a coming up -inclu~i~g. a 6-ilgoin'g. He bad everydoablcbcadcr• from
double-headei- against
Maao<CollJolobyl<X>IOO_
of Ollllicl Woboo;r College:
23-6ail~l5.
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We haycn't beaten them in
seven years, so we' ve gOl
Qlliicaiiv-1cywithtbcm. ti's
almosilikeaWar." •
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ontest
was comparable to a war,
theolutWednesday'sgamc
against Eastern Nazarene ..
College was an enemy
retreat . Suffolk crushed
&astcmNuaiene9-lonthc
braWD'pfa6-nuifirstinning.
Mark Kelleher ind Steve
Biasby paced l~ :_offense,
wru1e on the ·Mil Scott
i;>uo.n 1ossed a 5-hiuer over
scveninn\ngs.
•'The story of the game

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