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(Con1inutd o Pa9e 4 )
-Board· or Trustees La
1 the Wh,,e House. l he board
0
a re l,C
ot Wor ld WM II a net not Ill to
P r e :. ,den t
se,i js president during
Ow,gh l
D
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U 2il llarr I n a le 11er addressed
labeled E 1!te n hower
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m
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VCfV ~I IOU) dllega 11005 leveled
JIU) by Cl•)loydl n,ernber l:o Of
WI Sut!Ol k tamdy
I he':>e pe~le hJve accu~d
me Jr-c, my t r 1erxt'> ot com
11111,n., c 11mes dgd1 n s1 tne
-we red /\01'101 ot both my olhce
tl~lh,-..m~lnob!<.'i,,Choo/ Thrs
IYUE! 01 lh1ng •~ a:. my buddy
M r!Ch
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bu~hne:.!.
11
the
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'iotgn on my ott,ce
de; k Iha! read!.
l he buck
i,a!>:.e-.. here l ha1 my r riend'io
1:. nry 1110110 I may ge t :.tuck
w,tn the blame bu! I !>Ul e a-..
rell wQfl I Jccep! the resoon
-,,b,h!"I
1 love
Suilol k .incl you
Jlway:. t1u1 t the one you tQYe
Ard I lo,.,e you peepte OI Sul
10111 I could kiss each dnd
every one OI you M y cup
,unnetn CNer w,th fO)' each
1110,n111i,: w t,en I enter these
tullo,,..ed hall~
IObegrn"dnother
day OI c 011CJ uc 1mg bul:.1 ness
r ha nit you 1or you, time I
k11cM1 you·11 rally behrna me
.net C.le,hOfl t,ere and !he ram
Mel the llsh and eYery1n ,ng
el~ 1h.11 ma kes Suttol l-. s uch a
great place to receive an
)
educ a tion
I
Out at Ike for U-2 Fia
In a p , e-..s relea se rssued 1us1
p 110, 10 pub l1 c a 110n. Sull ol lt "s
Bc:i..11 d ci Ir u s tee s a ssatled
o,,ck
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fv l h..rrn ~att:Cl
t.,chrnd ,I CIC;k Wll/1 d DIC lure oi
Lo1ca >oll t A1ctl('• 011 one h.ind
,H l(l ,I 'ullt.'d '<Ill'-. l'ot'JCl on me
ot ncr
A IJJ• 1,.11 1e , t 01 the
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tello w
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I,! lh l,!1 ltH(' ot I 'o. IOur N>h,
Dien G. Go,don Sulliv1n wHrl,_ dl11lHH that 1llowed him entry
to W1llrcl011t CompMi1 undeltcllld.
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, t,ffl:d JII JIOUIIO
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11., l', , J C.Ju.- 111 "' h:. 011,ce by
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I ulh,JII, t·,µIJ1rieo l.1te1 !hell
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lt"J'>I orlt:' t,ou1 01 lov,ng ca , e
t·.ic. tldJ, H'Ey j,,t'I ..ill ocnt OU1 OI
t -,11tr(.~n r
lt'l~tl~I' ,tlMl !hll'L' ,! ·!11 .. -.t..it1
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Board of Trustees La
Out at Ike for U-2 Fia
111 J
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8 110
,elca11,e issued 1ust
uubl,ca hon Sullolk ·5,
ol 1, uslees as~ouleo
p r e:,11,
10
Dwight
0
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f>1cs1cte111
U 2.i lf a n 111 a IC!lc, addressed
to !he WlnlC House the lJoaro
labeled L rsenhowe r a ,elrc
d Wor Id Wa, 11 and not ht 10
the
cold war period
J us t wait un til the ICl=fl
!)e111e dS p1es1den1 curing
tho.e
om
1es Iha I I
wOI Id ,s no ready 10 knuc
unde, to
heir Dower m a
designs
Qwve11ng w,fh rage Judg
r
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en 111e JIIJ1
d1sg1Jge
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1r1cd 10,enu
WdS 1973 a
I ,senhower
IH)dld
bel
rep01 re, wa
111-. Ion~ l\iti
ol rt-.• r0Qfl1
1°"" IJ('(Ju!>e
riul JHowed
slated 1ha
t1.1rldl1ng ot the
wet s d na1,ona
1110fl
J our nal re0or1er
theboord that,t
Iha 1 President
wJ s dead but the
ev,ng th,)! the
J ~ul becJuse al
ushered hun ou t
dvis111~ him 10 li:ly
r oune lcte11es we, e
10 we,u pants on
(Jlllt)U\,
Alter J st,
Ilic bOOrd e,
mee11n1; ,u
100111'>
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Ht>l\t.lbll1T,III
lessly
Ii
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Sutt ol k Choral Sa: ilty
.
Student Attendance
at Activities Soars
to Re.cord High
I he IJ1g ques11on ol 1hc yea,
,ll Sull ol li. IS why SIUCl Cnls have
11oo11ot.1thJen1y become involved in
the ei 11 .icu,1cula1 acw,,oes
:.po11so,cd by lhe SG A and
11,111 0011, club11o
U11oually ,..e,y
studenb ,ue tourld di 1hese
1nte1e:.1mg CVCllb , bu ! lately J
..,~rnl1CJ11I Uj}!,Wtng Ill lioludenl
,llle lldJnce II.JS been 11011,ed
Wl1J1 could the ,eas.on be'
PerhJP'> 1!11, 1hC s11111ulatmg
1111ere:,11ng
type
ol
spe.1k e111, th.ii h,lve been
,1 11(!
JJICM!nled 1hr OUl(hOUI lhe ye,Jr
5',iea k eis such as A rthur
Gtdtrey oo drug abuse 1n l he
(•111c1.:11~ IIJll()llS Ill Aln ca
A1111 lJride , s on lhe d,rn~e•s 01
h.lVH!b ~ - Ill lt Ofll ot the
M o,111011 r.-.be1nt1cle: Cho11
Re• l1aile1 on the Pablo In
c1den1 and the eve, µ~ular
01sen Dean on the ellec!S ol
hngu1rn w1lh whic h clJm s.auce
ou 1he M a1ay)1an d1ges hve
sys tem
One povulJ1 JCl11,11I, w,th
s1uden 1 I!, the Sull (Jlk Cho,al
s
Society ·p1<.1u red JbO\le lh,s
brJnd new t:r·oup 111 11.'ll lu s t
yea , OI oo,e r ,111011 ,Hl r JCted
every t11u-:,1cc.1lly m1ft0cd and
CulturJlly OIICIIICO sludfnl ,ll
Sullolk
Cho1JI
Duector
M ich.tel
T onede,11
T homJs
W.I!, Jlll,Ued ,lt lht' IJ,ge- tur
,,ou,
.
In
J
lrongly
worded
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today
Sutlol k
U11117ers,iy
Dean ot Studen ts
D Br ad ley
lhv an adamenlly
derned eve r hav•rl8 taken part
Ill
the X rated him
· P •le
D11ve1
SI 11ng that he was
h(llnlled at the ,umo, ~ w1 d
t would
er Jllow my body
to be u~ to, -:.!Xh J loul
d~•-:,p CJbl e
endeavo r
cs
lly
nee I Wd!ill I pa ,d
I II
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anwenlonlOSdy
lhdtse•bel igs,nthebedroom
.1,'d nowhe e else A llegedly
PIie D,, er · w as tilmea
Jboa,a Sul ,vans yacht the
Ttppy Can
When rea hed tor comnHtnl
h,s wife 'L Ille s 1a1ed thal
o,adre w Id never dowucha
Th111g
s got 100 mucli
cld!i:.
She then proceeded to
hJrid .ou t
m demals Iha!
"''"
I
the UI er signed
L uc,lle
Sulhvan he eby CJlagoflCdlly
deny the a ged 1nvolvemen1
"
rny hu .ind Bradley 1n
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, cled below
a)
cmbezzelm n1
bI
coun
1e111111ng cJ working tor
V11ice111 81 v,nny T here~sa
d 1 1.1k1qg p,1 11n POI' nograph,c
e, 1mpe , so II~ J dean at
SullOlk Urn e , s11y
Sutfotk Serior WHkend Prom Queen Wendell Gillis in •
reflective moment between d•nces. A proud Oe•n SulliQfl announced " This is another Suffolk lirst In hi&her edlication. q,1in
w'!a!;;towever thrt Dean decli ned ta kin& the lut
::ek~it'f
Thrt Jurior Serior- •eek was held in Spurter 's , a plush Cam budge street ri&ht,.poL
Wendell told tht Journa l, '"i t was only a matter ot dme, alter •II.
~ live 1nanera al David 8'ow ie and Lou RHd.'"
Less ctia.,it,bje was Re11strar Mary Hefron, who told newsmen.
" II you ask me . he 's a tlaminc truiL He beloncs at Emerson
CoUeae : ·
·
THE TRUTH
IS EXPO EDI
t:~ J1r n!:fde.;::f.f,:
1
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cru, sc tau.:ht 111 J J week 1n
1C1r.,1vt1 ~IIHl)JI IS typical o1
lht• history C1ep.irtn_1 nt's m
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lhJI the /..r1Jtenoa11
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nm. the :.otd,cr:. wOUld cu•
c t1unks Ol l le!.h tor lhe11 hOI~>
10 mu,ic h
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,..,,,it.,ible lo PIIJ!llOI knowledge
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ti.1
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T ~ nsendertlal Sociology
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rt•le111n~ 10 IM!i IIOIC'.:t u:.1n~ tus
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IJIC'I',' !.CeS
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tluruit• ..i ~ ieJIJt,O lecture In
1.1c.1 vou 1J ely see .-.ny taces
du1111~ J
thCdJ1lCl lectu1e
ltll' cou r.::.e , 1~11 1::. 1 uly 111
,
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.11 U1~Plan11nt,:.1ca1eer 1n1he
mJ,ut!en.:il 1eld
Unb,ase
Wrt t1ng
In
Newsp• per Jourrwhsm · Or
H1rh,1tdS
,Ison lh,scoo,:,e
1-'oOUld l>e m I 1nte•es1111~ 10 J
1A~1-:,onpt.1n ngJc,1,ce1 ,n the
111.'WSU,ll)('r 101 wJ llpaoe, J
l!dd Ur IJ Ill}' rlO el1 l!SI •
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o,
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S CA<l;on lso
BEFORE°
AFTER
" I 1 01 my head to&:ether with Re1istr1I H1ir Tint"
M•ry Hetron, WoonsockeL R .I.
mddly
reading
W!isagesue, ta1mng to love and
various ero11c w01k:.
this wlll enable the ser1ous
,1ude111 10 ~le<Lm µ,s1gh1 ,nto
the mind OI lhe to,Qf k ing
161.J11\Jh!i.t Jnd or hJck w1t1e1
Ghml)Ses 0, A Wo,ld Gone
I nsa nt 101 Dr Leo L ,ebe,
111u1,1 r h•!'J course 11, otte,ed, to
shr1e k1 n~
!i.e• trom
~;~,;1~/~i't>~t~~~,~~ ~~o :~~
b.lH' J d11v11\M desne 10 ,H IJ 1n
ttus t:O,H l•l'belll .lll') 1110110
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re,ht' ,our
IOI !ht') (Ot.11',l'
b1JH~111m-., hJnds
inby 10
out b-, 5. Pi.ych
rv,ces alsoknown
•s
l1bermal'\ s
LJundry
Kuarantees l o iron
out
rum pied
wrinkles
L 1ber md n ltkes 10 rek!r to the
human mrnd 11'1 his whmacal
.... av ,h a bed. sl"ftt
II ) ou
PIJy Wi HIii. II gets !ioOlled M he
~t'!i. 11 L·be,mans 1obi U>e
t..1ur"1('111~ ot the!ie :.01.1
bed
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l his he d
S by
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,1:pa1at•1~ h1S phr !i.e!i
v. 1h
,, 1tle
g1gg1es
1-:,,unu11,• 11'11.' let.ii ROSI IIOO
.... 1-.,,11 1i.1!k1~ 10 !ioludenlS
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SU FFOLK JOUANAL/P. . 3
AN AUDIO-DOCUMENTARY STARRING TOM FU HAM
An Afternoon
With he Publisher
(E ditor 's Note : Inspired by
tl'le
re cent Wa, hol Caoote
c~apade which appecHed ,n
the M arch JJ 1s!iue o1 Roll 1,.
Stone: 1N o 1321 !he lollowmg IS
.tn uredlled trans.cnpl ol a
,eco1ded
1n 1e r v1ew
w•l h
I hornas A f ulharn Pubhshe,
d lhe Sullolk Jwrnal Aside
h om his dul1e"' a!> Publisher
M, Fulttim s many 1111e1esb
I IC lude Ir (X)tcal ll sh bl eed1ng
!he hlSIOl'y
Beacon Hill
Lalin phrJ~otogy
classical
m~1c an:I wild women with
t)dlfl led hP!i He also takes a
t.:,11 amount ol tune 10 0Ye1!.Ce
the , unnrng d a p11 va te co
cduca11 o nal
college
u111ve,s,1y law ~ hool comolc ~
knONn as Sull ol k U111ve1s1ty .,
s u bs1c11.11 y
of
Journal
Pubhcations Inc .trld III H1JI
t un lC• 1
111,1111t.111ied tor
1 ,
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due: !Cd o n f I ldJy Au , ,I
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11 Uh Ptttiw I hat w ,1':, some
lutl.h !Jul uh oh ol.lscrvJIIO!l':,
ul Wl·II no
Journal Well mc,.,111 I 1gh1
.11011.: tell 111e whJI do you )(!C
1
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Bclcxe ,11isw e11n~
lh,11 (IUC':,hOII I tce l 11 e•
IH'IIICly llllf)OI' tanl lhJI you
kt"l:."lt ,11 m , nct 1he 1,ue ,elev.tnc y
ct tli.11 QUCSh 011 Any iHl',we1
tli.11 I w ould or at lhe ~file
11111c w ould uot g,ve would
t1c1ve IOI.JcC Jrt:lully lhoo~lll out
Jll(I 1,.0ll':, \I UC. !Cd Ill such ,t WJ'f
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0,cllt.'C.t lhe Buuuu,,,,, po
l)Cl':,l)eCIIVC 1, 0111 wluc h I
Ut~SCn tly 1/ICW the ':,IIUJ I IOII
,HO hcrcc mJ ke com111 c111 on
11 All m JI I I would fwY llt.ll
~ 11 ol k -. tt r o,1 1
est asset 1'> our
coueic ~JI
Journal Wh.ll !he hell J1e
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Fulham You know Iha! h llle
c:11CIC Iha! 'tie have Oil all the
Suftotk hteratuie ti has dates
0111t 011g uess now1tontyhas
or'l! dJle on 11 01 maybe we ,e
u-.1ng 1wo dates no,N l don I
know But 11 has thO!ie Lalin
wordson1tardlhaltOl'ch111the
nuddle Ive ,eally develaped J
lo,,e 101 l hal IOfCh 1 E"er y
ITI01'11Ulg wl'len I walk m he1e I
1h111k of lhal torch and I Cd!!
feel lhe w ar mlh ol 11,n my soul
You n11gh1 even ~Y I ca ,, y ,1
101ch !Of !he lor ch HJ Ha t-l J
H,1 get• I ' lorchlor 11,e !or c:1"1 1
Ha Ha H.i H<t Buuuu r r, PPP
Ha l i d
Journal Te ll me w r-.ere d•a
you ever .:e1 you, senw ol
hU II IOf
Fulham Well ,1101 OI peoc.,le
,11ou 11d hc.•1e twve c:011t11buteC1
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w ,1.,, JI., got! cour!.e
Jlll!I ,l tootbJII game
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somebcdy dOltldl \ Wd '> m n1gn
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.
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-..i w son1ebcx:t y do w hat'
Journal . lhe lasl 1
1me I <;..)W
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Hey I .)II Qui t
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Fulham Her ma
do yOlt
t'IJlle anr more ()I ha l !.lull
wl!h yool
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let''> see yeah I g I aboul 3
ou,ce"' r~re and I I -,c01eo
dbOUl 10 mmutes a o I don 1
CJ rry lhl S much all !he time
Fulham 1P1c k1ng p phone
I ,anlo. c an you c:
e 1n my
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1
peoole wllh you Ii h Whal
1
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Cel !,OITie peoote I ether Jnd
come 1n here And
n I brrng
1he Judge 1 1Hang1n up phone
lhal s f1.>nk flan , y hes
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11e.:,-,ur e1
,~, e you""- now him
JourNI YCJ
I kno .... inc
dude Pull Pull
F ulham , Pull Pu Pull
Journal Hey I I 11 11 ,riey ,e
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Fulham 0 kdy y
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Ful ham
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'100 ll.' all l'l()le ,
Jourl'\al you \1 kt>
don l \OU R011.1yne
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:01ng
,.,, Jhe
101e1.111ce l evel 0 1
um11e1!,1lr per-.onnel .,,1,11h
re~.1rd-. 10 the u'i,e ct cannabd•s
Sdb.>IHlJ In other wOl'OS we re
gong 10 s11 nere all alte,noon
<11-C see 1u-,1 how muc:hdooe we
c an "'moke
,
Fulham I couldn I ha v e said
11 beUe• my sell l1gt11 er uo
my
ttor
Hetr on
Where 'd everybOOy
go'
Stn1n · we re looking al the
!, sh
Fulham : I can '1 s1and 10 look
al my babies ,n Iha! cond111on
Somebcxiy 1ake 1h1 s away
Journal : Quick everybody ,
belore he bows oul
Slurp,
sl urp
Ro~yne : Chomp chomp
slurp
Strain : Slurp
i
He:lron : Chomp ChOmP Slurp
Sullivan : Chomp chomp
Chomp
JoorNI : Okay man ,rs au
11ght your babies are gone
Fulham :
•
ahahahahahahaha
haNthahahahaha h
a hahahahahah
Sullion · Now where were
Journil Pull Pull
Flannery : Pull Putt
Stram · Pull Put!
Hetron : Putt Pull
RONynt : Pull
Fulh•m . E Hy Ronayne
dorl t hog lhe 10tnl
(Editor 's Nolt . We ha'le
been forced t o omit the
I ollONI re two hours of uipe . We
retra i n lrom us,,. the term
"'edit " solety dut to the tact
IN t no word s were spoken
we
dunnc that period
All the
Het ron . Oh I don I know
audio consis ted oC wu • two
plea::.e no
hou r s tretch o1 cough1n1 .
Journal : Gasp 1·m s 1and11ig
puthrc . ard gulping
be llUlet
OUI 1n the hall. I can s1dl hear
We recently v1s11ed 1he
,tWJ~ I II
t1-e r11 1n lhe bac kgrouna rve
Journal reuone, who con
,-e11e1 ...een any1 h+ng hke 11
Jl!er noon <1uc:tetl the 1nte,v1ew Iha ! ,s
1 rey ve th'1oed rve t11oped
,1rte, l?J11t1rn,: .iam11 1
ance to his
butt k now I II be t ouno 00 1 I ·m
•oo•n JI B11o~ewa1e, State
, 110011
~OJll\a ~O I Ot .help I th11:,1o. 1fwa s
tiu.o1 tJ1 Nhere he now l ives
10001, ~"
!ht.: .JCld th.ii got U!, We shou ld
All 1-e kept ,eoeatm~ were the
1110011 .,,u
t\Jvt tlll 1u~1-,e11led to, one ht!
.-. Ut(b
l h(l!,@ Cdl':, .>re wend
beJut.lul
Hut 110 ':,Qnieur-e wanled thsee
lh
CJls,lle ""' e11d lhoc.e
dllt:11•00"
And now thete are h zard!i
.ib J1e wend
Theretore
c:1.i v.hn,: on my shoes bats
u1,1d 1re brain ol ou, younp
Hon.>;nc
no1~•nt; 1,0111 each 01 my
ru-..1ac, comes back 1,om the
1111 •e r <., my 1on&ue teel!t li ke
\t..',1ne,-, ... e h.1,.,e no wily ot
J~o,, .....
.i1un,111um ! Qfl Joel eve1y11me I
te111n, IU'>I wl ,Jt lhe tollow111t;
11,.11 \h{'
,c~ ,nenl 11,eJns
M O':,II} 1n • tfy tot.llk ,11t 1t1J1tomeseu1ot
Jou11'\al
my moulh 1s !he ,Sound
a
'oi-..-,ent y OU ·1· hJ1o-e IO de(ldl;
telephone I l~IOg A nd now
I ,, 1usl 101 ,ou,-.el1 Sonow weoick u~
the,e., J cow lled'IO my tape
1l!c1 IWO hOUl!i have Od!,Sed I
,eco,cte, wtl h an oranae p iece
Helron
Oh
why t!o lh1!o
IW.H 1hjl
Of ha,,ea,ound «)feel lonfl; And
,e ticre is !1..JplJtllU n>: 10 nll' Oh Oh
there !t dnts cornuig oul ot 1he
Jourl'\a l M an you guy-.·,11e
1{'t(dldlll~
h<Ji.e But 1hose c,a z1e$ in there
wc,rd
..
We re ,l ll
11-ey II never be drscc,.,eied
Fulham
h no look a1 my
ournal hd'>
1tiey ·11 1us1 keep ong01ng and I
1r.,h'
f 1,c1PJ!e ,n
I I I I I ring ring r1ng !lap \
Ronayne H.i H.l Ha Ha Ha
OW!II~ lh<ll
!lap !lap moo. moo. moo. ring ~
rod 11-.k 110
II.JP moo. rm& ttap. moo. , I.
Sulhvan Why u~r re edung
n+:<>11 ol fOU
Bong Hey Didd le o,eele • the
{•JC. h othE:r I t ..-e ne"e' seen
lJ(I• wou10
cal and !he l tdd le. !he cow
n Oil lhC ,11 lhll~ htle II
1umped o,,e, !he moon , the
Journ•I · Hey Ronayne s
hllle dog laughed 10 see such.
LICMll!p,!,m
1n10 1
hea11 hose
,au lorn
01 lhe 11':,h 1ank WOiN 100k at
dis.ti ,an away
yes I wou10
lhdl
10 ,e.,,1 !oday
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I
, . . 4/SUFFOLK JOURNAL
EDITORIAL
Letters to the Editor
The Journal would hke 10 take this oPPQI' l umry to condemn lhe
adm1n1st,a t1on ol this school I OI' a se, 1ousove r s,gh1 l t'tat they have
allO\llffl to grow 1nl o a cr ,s1s s1 tua11on There are no pencil 5har
peners m lh•s sc hool Are you shocked di smayed or even
hor11l1ed 1 Well you should be 1
Thi s pr cbtem ha s bothe red us I OI' qu11e a w hile In tact many
members ol lhe Journal s tall have oeen for ced lo m1!.s numerous
classes because ol then lack o1 a wr,tmg i mplement
M ost peCQle will probably laugh when they hear aboul this
critical matre, . say mg , " Those peoole are loose as a goose Who
the hell cares ,t we have penci l sharpene, s or not' " The Journal
lee ls !hat thi s type ol alhtude ,s ty pical ot the student whO woul d
rather go out arc get " loaded " on a Satuiday n1g h1 instead ol
paying a ttenti on to lhe 1mpo, tant things m hi s or her li te suc h •s
educa 1
1on
I ts lime we cont ronled 1he itdm1n1s1rat1on wllh consc10U$ness
,a, s1ne mallen, of thts type Ifs. time we tell lnvolous. ,ssues such
a!. !acuity e..,a1ua 11on behind and concentrated on the ' heavy "
sl ult Alte r all how could if OU 111 1 oul a !acuity ev aluijt1on sheel
with a pen:: 11 w t lh a br oken IIP 1
Editor ·
I 'll :1oue 1 One ore w ord ar<I
I swear I 'll s 1
Or . N manB. Flo,d
Chll man, Pro-hm
E~\~
1nre re
: i to,:e:::
· Hi~n
sorne s tuden1 I
back to lhe
:!11r:
:ue·~
University ·· A
has COU!lln wh
who orce work
.tlley on the No,
have cfn '1n (
reaC11on arwj I'll
the p la~ l o, w
•~~h A~utt'o~
nerwj of mme
know :1, a guy
at a bow ling
Shore So we
t me know the
go ahead w,th
I :5-hOuld be a
Sulfolk Umve r s. ity :1, Jock
Shw 1ex1ay ,111nounced ,ts. l11s1
drmu.it tn 11 Jmu 1al Beaver
liunl · Over la> :1o tuden1s 1n
c tud,ntt ewer 25 youni,: nubile
<11ld Jll •il ct1ve laCl1e-, are
a m10U!,ly ,1w a1 hllt,! to n te, the
c irc le ol chamu•o~
AccordlllH 1 M,
0
Nehon
ad of 1111 ramur als
these
g;ime!> wlll be played on The
Bo:.1Qf1 Common bcg111rnng di
3 I !> euch ultetnoon S1a1e
~ame l.iws !.UC<:1ly !hal all
bc,ive , s mus. I be al lea!>I 10
11ic lie.•!. 1n lenHlh and have a lull
I
!>lall ques.11011eCl
""'he JournaldVJ1lc1b1hty ot lhe
Ne bOl'I on !he
1u,ry l1t1le c ,ea l ures 1n Jl"ld
.,bout lhe Bo~\011 Common
.11ed 1 O !hi !, Ne l\011 would
1t•lJlv
only
Voo I (' IU'>1
'> lJl l tllllf,lf\Jlr !,,o
Wtlh lhC ttOOd Wt>,,111~, IU\ol
wh.:it bCIICr W,ly I S
lhe•e 10 v,et d 1>e,1u!1 lul suntan
,rnd CIIIO'r' ~Ol'IIC ol !he be!ol
t,c,1v e1 ,Hound
,IIIIVtllg
CA-CA
CASUALTY
Late la:1o1 week the l h1ee
Wlllf,CI !, 01 Su!lolk '!, lnlrnmu,al
Ob!ol.1ble Cou , !oe Runmng
[venl we,e announced
A
cou rse of ·o~gy doo" wa!>
1,11d ou, m s1rateg1c ulace!> m
H•dkCWdy lane I OI' the con
le:1ot.1nts who were required to
run b,uetool and al lull f111
111,ough the course w1lhooT
!. 01l1nge11he, ol the11 1
ee1 lhe
w11111er ot lhe event made ,t
lhrOUBh lhe COU r \e ,n fw O
11111\UIC!, tlal and Cdme OUT
!, IIIClhng like a ,me H,s. !eel
we•e u,spec ted ar<I 011,c,ally
p,011ouncec1 uns01led by cou r -,e
d1 1ec101 Ja111es Ob,e Petet!,On
Pete1!>on who hJ !,, his nose
11a111cCl 101 s.uch ,HI event 1s.
•euuted to be .:iblc to \ melt
'd~gy dOO ' J!, he Cillis. 11 a l ,J
Cl 1!.ldr1Ce of twenty 11ve 1ee1
lhe Wtf'HlCI !,, we,e l tjhtlOOI
l ou1e Penelellon
Joe
I he
Sna ke " l1pch1c k MM.I Hele rl
5,.,t1..,el H1u:1o P11 slrr)('IO
I here wa !. one 1111u ry when
OllC COl'1Tes tan1 ht! lhe c:1111 il lle•
l,11h11g 1 ne11011,1te d Pdl
0
t1cut-a, ty shppery sec11on ot the
c ou,~
Journal 111vc .. t1tMJOI' \ toeldy
revealell th.JI 5t uctenl l I r E
l unch we,e d,..,er led 11110
<1th1e1,c de1J.ar1111~11t co11e,:1o
1 he m•!.IJ•d lu11d ~ we,e
Jllewedly funneled 10 Mouldy
Knoll C.CmeTe,
The ceme 1ery
then p, 011ded Sun ou, !. a1hlet1c
depa, 1men 1 Wllh- 'l lllh ' 1()1'
u!oe <11 Su ll olk basketball
g;1me!> Accorduig to J rel 1.tble
sou ,ce the ·!. 1111s•· were mdde
up p,eped up w11h s.plm ls and
,~uled l o the Sl'db di the
g<1 me!. . while till>C ,eco,de1:1,
ulayed loud chce11ng n01ses m
!he bdCkg,ound
I he plo, wa s. ,eveilled when
<I l11e dla,m WJ!, JCClClen1a11y
~I (Il l and :5,enl eve,yOl'ie
Parody
A Newspaper tor the,Sullolk Communi ty
l
Sullolk U'11vers,ty
EDIT @fHAl..86
D
Pe er 8 . Bulterhel d
Joe Gavagha n "
E ditor •l n-Chtel ~
Managmc Edit
Contributing Ed or
Busineu Ma naa r
Copv Editor
Ro~~:~r:~~:,':;~~
Dennis V1ndat 1t
I
NEW SST AF F
Guy Pa rrotta
CONTRIBUTORS
Jell Oenm s
81m -Bam Barach
F acul ty Adv i sor
Olh c.e 1n Rl 9
Tel. ( 6171723-4100 1:BJ
-
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-
Judie John E. Fenton
Chai rman
S.U . Board d TrusftS
Ed i tor ·
Please find enc losed a
res ume ol my professional
bac kgr ourwj and related ac •
11v111es to dale I am hcX>elul
thal you w ,11 coovder me tor a
oa.,11on on your staff as my
~:,~rr ~s:1o1
e,
1
1sy
1 ~I~~~
keep this apphcahon , n con
11c:1erce
LCl.lis 8 . Conelly
Director al Put.lie Rel•tions
Suflelk U1'9verMty
Mr . Connelty ,
Sary Lou . but we 1us1 had to
pnnl this Happy 1ci> huntu,g 1
, We do have one open,ng --tn
c•rc ul,HJon You 'i,e 1ob w ,11 be
io tabulare the amount ol
money we take ,n from our
news stand sales 1 you 're
1
1n1er ested drOP by
The editors
Ed itor
See what Cl 1 1e:11 you' Hun 1
Whal d I tell yoo 1 ·1 told you !his
wa5. gong to happen II you
d1Cln 1 walCh out But no you
... ouldn I ltsren would you 1 11 1
knew how to swea r Id wr i te a
d1rry word r hat d ha you
Makolm Barich
1
F
Corre&pondtnc:e to ·
M . 0.r•ch
orT!'r~~':
c~r:~:.
e.. a
by Chet le:1, Law
I he
Sullo Jo.
University
Alhlet 1c
De a, 1men1
an
nounced 1t!> c i h ol the year
toddy
w hen lhe a1hlel1c
d11ector nam
head ba:1oke1
ball men tor Ch ky law as th1:1o
yeil r > rec1p,e1 I cl lhe award
When con ta teCl IOJ lhetr
co,nme nt!> m mbers ot the
basketball tea
showed !heir
high rega r d I
theu coach by
rn,1 k1ng !.UCh sta 1emen1s ,.:is ,
' So what ''
It wa s a I
h c h0tce :1oa1d
:~;~~
~7:;~~
~.~hu~T;c
y
\:1
7h
our l!nal dec1 1 fl
fh1s makes
the ~h conse u11ve yea, thal
Chuc k rece,v
the c1warel
Capto
Continued rom Page 1
wl.'11 8..111Jo.s ,e old the !iotory ot
1111..' l.1 1.)IU!(' ll >til led UlJI ne
11,ut llecome su p1c100!. whe n he
tl.'mt1¥ed ,1 ...,.. a bubble gum
Ir 0111 lhe ClOOI
rnb ()I the $G A
dllll' He r..11 l ll'l'>ed lhl' 11\
l llh.:111 il'> >OIi thmw done by
th~ ~uld Jn n k td'>
Up1m entc, 1 , 1he ollrce!. 01
~ A 8dnk~. w [
ttowa,d
Pt'll.?1'>011011 hi knt.'e!>C1<1 whng
Ull(l!.' I one ol he de!o k> Suo
o,•r1ly fle te, .. o, bcj-!illl 1 !o hOUI
0
I h•v ~lty w I ~hou1d I do
IIUW I
I ,om 111:' Ol1)('1 ,00111
~ull1v.ir1 1 CUl1 Cl
Why don I
you d 1op d Cl )OU 1, 111c
(l t.'Cj)
Peter Eag les
Scoop
- - - - - - - --
lhe budd ing
lorement1oned
o sllll
sat
·11 was a dead
Bl1nk1e H1ne:1,
II
s. ar1es1ed and
lat1ng lhe CIVIi
ples:1, COIPs.E!:5alive stioulCl
gh Iha I
.. a,c:1
Fear!>on
e'>!.•on :1,ates
pped ott lhe
a11ve team
FAN FRAUD
UNEARTHED
••
Pubhsher
!.Cu11y1ng out
C•CeP I IOI the
c,eadbea1:1o
w
c hee11ng wildly
g1ve.i way
!,al
a !he Y M CA s
Coac h Law w
cha,ged wl!h Vt
11,,:hb " lhe
~aiv dead
haVt! 10 go Thi
Ju!,11ce SeiJn
Shr1nJ..111g c
we1e what I
Journal ,nve!>I•
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'f ~:
SPORTS LAUG
BEAVER
HUNT
fun eveni n g lor Trustees ,
Adm 1ms1r a1ors . Statf. Faculty ,
S1ucten~ ard their la m1l1es
..NmH 0 . Pelllrson
Director of StudentActiv l tiH
Edi tar .
I m black arc I m proud So
!here'
William L. H•nmh
Ed1tar ·
Pe1e, .. 011 I
w l umµer JI!
1.,IU!.ed Sut11v
1, 1.1111 lllC 011-.c
LJJled when
'l lJl(hn;; I/le,
Hl• .1 11empteCl
11,1c 1oltl111 Ill I
1 .... ,... 11otd
,
~.11.1hlk.>cl lht.' C
- - - - - - u,oces .. uutle
Cll bC~dll to
mOJn which
fl
to eme,ge
,oom Hi s lac e
!.,1w Bank!.
wnh hi> bay >
to ClPOSe. the
'httlc Cdme,a
ltJ bul Bilnk'>
illC ld dlld Ill lhe
otl
lhe phony
Amy 's T ourifl H•ven
Mr Bara ch.
The way we looked at •I.
noth ing ventured nolhing
ga,ned
The edi tors
Ed1tor
lei me eaplam
Richard Goulet
Editor .
1 his 1 10 all the peoo1e
!.
who ·ve hurt me and laughed at
me during all these years A ll
lhe ttme t k new I'd make 11 and
I have 1·ma1 lhe tCQot thepde, ·
tn l ull view pl lhe w orld .m
e•ample to my peer s, a 1rerwj
setter 1n a new era ol higher
educa 11on And regardless of
all !he stories ~ me and Frank
Perdae s chic ken s. I ' m so
happy I c ould bus1.
Mic hael R. Ron,yne
~ n al the Collie1e ol Liberal
.,.
Editor :
I 've recently received word
lrom a numbe r ot rehable
sources tall al whom shall
,emam anonymous) that the
Join
sick stafl OIi your newspaper ,s
rn the precess al pubhsh•nc
whal you have so casu. lly
labeled a " parody " ed ition
I've received wo,d as towh&t
tllls pubhc• tion wlll 1nc:lucle.
how 11 w,11 tnnsa ress the
gui deline s
ot
all
soc t• h
prCQnety. how 11 w lll include
only !he most v1c1ous al racial
slurs , and how 1tw1II offend and
degrade lhe reputations al
ma "° tme per sons .
Wha t I ask IS When w i ll you
have hid enough 1 Is noth1,c
sacred w i thin the ra,.e al your
w,.-etc.hed souls and corrupt
minds 1 I en1~ a aood lau1h
no,i, and !hen. I even hke I few
shots once tn a white I 'm no
deadbeat, but what yo.a are
plannirc ,s sick , sick . SJck .
sick . SICk
Gleuonl . Archer Founder al S.U.
Edlto, :
I WN le tha t ~tter abou t the
bowling night
Remember
now 1 And I wa s thtnk1na . we
c OJld a ll meet back here t«
something alterwards Ma ybe
we coold break up i nto h ttle
grOUPS and ta lk about bowline
r, we could 1ust sort al han&
ar ound ard dri hk some punch
ard eat doouts V04J know . talk
a rd get to know each other
We ll ; let me know how the idea
goes o,,er Thanks a l ot fOt"
hear ing me out about this I ' m
try,ng 10 make SI.Jttolk mOt"e
lun ard anyone who has any
ideas . aboul anyth1fll , should
c ome do,,,n nght away and talk
to me about them Now I 'm no •
drug expert or lam 1ly coun•
selor but there are thl ,ws rhat I
kno,,, about arc thu1gs my
mo1her knows about and thuli:s
we have both learned and we
can all 1ust sor1 OIi Sl t arourwj
and hash all these lh1ngs ou1
may be CNer dinner al my
mother 's house or m aybe ewer
dinner at your mot her's house
And you knQIIIII . we 'll ta lk and
rap •· a hit~ and see what we
can do I can ' t wall TO GO
BOWLING
Jim Pelllrion
Wri ter at First letter
wt.eh I si1ned James 0 .
Peterson , re wt.ch is still h
same
person .
Director of student Activ i ties.
Editor :
Lmsnahx kotry wghbda ty
ec>uh lothru qwdsaew 1uvb•
nhg:711 " $& 9
Hellen Keller
Editor :
I lo,,ed thal one about Fen
Ion Ha Ha Ha Got any more 7
Br1 d Sullivan
Dun al Students
Bud ,
Watc h out for the Judge
e
who give th can taketh away
a rd y ou mig ht be back proc tortng eaams 1n high school .
The edi tors
Phi Alpha Tau
"The Communications Frat
that nobody's heard of"
Just because we doo't
communicate, it doesn't
mean we can't talk.
bea1Cl lhal
weJ1 ,ng
Sullivan
was
Vvhen
1ha1
happened
Sulhv<1n knew !he gig was OYer
tie kic ked Peter$on tn a ve,y
:,en!i111ve ::.pot w~n Pe lerson
t,egan bilbbhng abou1 tellmg
the whole 1, uth arid no1h1"f! bu1
the 11 ulh
I he tou, 1 rus.1ee membe,.-s
dll tell to the11 knees and began
:1,Jy 1ng the 10&a1~ d!> soon as
they ~ w Bank:1, They rel used
1osay Jnyth1ng ID anyone and
Wd1ved-1he right toa phone call
but d!oked instead 1 !hey could
1
go 10 conlbSIOl1 at lhe Pauhst
C-en1e, on Pa,)I Street One al
them la iter said Iha t they had
been promised lree,memor 1al
M asses and plenary
1rl
d\Jlg1nces 11 !Ney helped 1n 1
he
b1eak 1n
.
Banks also said. the men all
seemed to view lhetr conduct
~~1 1 ~11y .. ~u~t~l•~:tln~ ~~l
~
derslard why I wu cathng the
police They though! that they
...,ere , 1ght 1n dong fhe d~ "
Still/ng thal he would .,
1
1
all 0te, again · BanJi., l .
pressed scorn tor Ph65.e 1(1
valved 1n the break ,n . sta11n&
thilt ,1 was the most bush
league attempt he had ever
;1
.,..n
j
SUFFOL K JOURNAL/P... 5
The Midnight Mover
BEATLE MEDLEY
STUD OF
THE YqAR
Thomn Fulham 's Faint al Hearts Cub Band
J051 a tew Shon years ago toda y.
r homas Fulham got 1he clan 10 play
r hey d been gong 1n and ou1 of sty le
But
were g uara nteed 10 raise
a
smile
So lel s reintroduce lo you
l he ac I they ve blown t or all 1hese years
I flomas Fulham s Fct1nl of Hearts Club Band
We ,e Thomas Fulham s F amt of Hearts Cl ub Band
I he la cul!y al Sull oll, U
lhomds Fulham!> Fa,nt of Heans Club Band
JU5t wa!Ch what we .-e about to do
Thomas Fulham s Famt ol Thomas Full'lam s Fa1n1 ot
Ttioma!> Fulhclm s Faint of Hearts Club Ba nd
ii s wOllderlul to be here,
It !. cer ta,nly a thrill
You ve sue ti a bosh league SG A
We II slto one oast them any11me
R,gfll urde, fled th their nose 1
...
We .:,hn~t dtdn t go c1long
Even wt-en tne s1uden l s tell Qu11e strong
Y...e II target .:,midst this s1 up1d sham
I hc11 evaluations near al hand
So let u:i. 1eaHy orove to you
How to con -,ou au 1n E PC
Wr!fl lhomc1s rulham s Faint ol HedRTS Cl ub Band
For the Be netit ol
_F 01 rne benet11 01 tl'lose who might
I 1110\' tnree F s most any n1gh1
r 1-.p,e '> tl•!.lory
· tic r, a;.h & Sootis w , 11 all be there
LJICcA O, Garni·scha1r trom 10to3
Ove,
men drd horses hoops and gatters
Lo!.lly through a ho&shead ot r eal lire t
In lh1!>way Or Hwlll halldyouanA
o,
1tie most ou tdated
H
Per1orms his teat most any day 1n 6-1-8
The Fr05h & Sq)hs w ilt piss and moan
When Or H begins his drone don "t belate
Or's Ed aro Vahe assure lhe•r studenis
Their low grad1r-€s wdl be second to none
Aro d course Norman B Fh:'Jd 1sn' ta slouch
°'
' 0,
the benelll
Sul!olk !,
111.1le ~lll(lt!lll~
lhc Jourr1al
1lt.'C1dcd 10 :.eek OUT Ol}IIUO,l~
,11d ,1dw1cc 111,;in 1111e,111ew w,th
Sult ol k !, IOIJ !,luc:j We ,,~ked
Jround the (..)IC1CflJ Jlld
H1d.,;ewJy l ounre Who!> 111e
lt•~fl.''.lol !.IUd Jf Su llolk 1
l we, y one !. ,.11~we, WJ!. lhe
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the
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M owe,
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,11 ,cl p,11 t time t.Jddy
Jourr1al O,tVl' how d,d you
bt•comt• ,1 !>lud'
Dawe 1'1.tchccd mJk•n~ out
1 IOI
Journal WhJ!d1dyouu>Clor
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Jc,.ir nal
eve, ybody
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,1rivllocl~
Dave I ve never bce11 lw ned
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1110,,l' JI Ilic J~e 01 8111 lhC alley
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,
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lo t:t!I ,Ill tllC-:.C p,oovy g'lrt~l
Dave Well 11"~ l!,1!.Y now
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c l11ck 111.11 !-! s OUI w,111 me
k11ow:i. wll;ll I m IOQl,.1ng to,
Uul 11 you ,c d ~UY JU'II !>lclr hn
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kn,ld llJIUl,t l 10 me bul I
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\ ou ,,twJy ._ gona be su~e
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Journal
A,t dt·ht,11
or,
pu,p~ you IH",Jll
0,y e YOU KOi II ' •th.:J N ._
t IOOk e, 01,1e, C1ve e1 lhe
tJv,ll1e,
up Jn do ... n
~,omet,rnc'> ..i ~tucil up ch1ci..11
m.,1ke J IJCC OI !> t• c. k her tongue
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on ,lld JU~I '>IJrld 111e,e ICJL
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Jourll,ll You nl~JII Jll Ille
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Dave · NJw 1u:i.1 down 10 her
urdc1wf',H Jlrer JII you don I
W.lfll 10!,,C,lr her oll Now :i.he '>
.111
I lo, rne 10 mal-.e mv
m<Ne
JOUrll,ll
You 111ec1n lhdl !.
when you ,1:i,). tic, lor ,d doie7
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c.011,b1118 my h,111 I hell ti I
.v,trll!J gel down lo bU!>ll'le!,,,!> I
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Journal. Wow 1 Right 10 ~•
1.1cc'
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!.ti ()11 !y :i.he belong:i, 10 It !>he
t.lt'lont::i. to Phi l,IIJP.J K' dOp.)
vou,eoutolluck B4111!.he'lioa
Gimme Delld Del1,1 ,he c.-in
p,ct,,tbly :iotdy out alter mnc
oc IOC II WllhOUI pe, m1s:.1on on d
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d(.l?', WIIJI '>he w ,lfll'> .Jnd !.he~
l)I ctlcJIJlv J hot llU!llbel
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D.tve You ':,,lld II BC!>I OI JII
JI(' ll!C C.htCk:i, whodo11 I bCIOtljl
IO !>Of ()I lf!C!, lht.• one:i. lhJ I looi..
hh• l11pp1e'> you ).now 1hev
behcvt• Ill 1,ce
IO\e
11
You, odds are set at 1010 6
Dave 11:,,.it,aesec,et
Journal Corne
1
Dave OK OK
hen you re
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Journal
MJr
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YOU
wouldn I lluow her anywJv So
wli.:11 do you dQ n
'
Dave : I u>u.:ally I II her 1101 10
WOIIY ·c.iu!>e I ... ,
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lJlied<.1 g
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you•
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.&I l\!1 vou !,,,IJI I f11,1k1llH t>ul wh.11
do you do lt1t?11 1
D•ve I goto, the ._,,cecap A
1011.J 11111e:i. they re :.o e.c,ted
lhCy dori I reJlilC whd t"!>
lldl)l)Cn114:
But you ,l!W,ly!>
tldl!J have d c0111e1J.icll ,t 1hev
It'll y OU tu k1:,<, O
ll I usually
'>;IY
( ,ce whll f d1dn I k11°"'
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r\·,11 \l/1Cl:!l' hilt< ,1110 YOU 1e di,
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Dave
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ruutrnc to, 11
Joornal Whdt!. lh,H 1
1 v,,1y
A,c 01 cour:i.e Chuc II Fa, ley 1sge111ng h,s 1111
DO I READ THE SUFFOLK JOURNAL ?!
'
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r.iw :i.c11001 .11!(l I ·,1111 me~!>
!llhlllCJ
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thtll hilt· yQ\l re
t,1l k 1n.:: .tllour now y u ,e 1•onnJ
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"'' du.I you rt on~
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t(•l,l~t.''!> lhf'm
ht'
Joernal
Wh
ll'; hlllQul'!. lwv,• YO
Owe 0111; or 11iv
1,,, 11, .1 cruck I
1h1nk1n t1Uout O
PIIC',I bul YOU w,
..-ou ,c Cul out tor ,
11:II {'I th.JI !the!> d
~o you c a n !>l'e I
cor1 1r ol you1:.eU
YOU
CAN
I
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u:.cd I
,.1vo,. te:i. •~
I t£Ju ,e
c.0111,n d
UJ ec 11
· I 11':II you
IC',! Clo Te
you
WH AT THE HE LL IS THE SUFFOLK JOURNA UT,..
YOUR SE Lf WI I
LAN CON! ~OL
Wlltt ANYUOD
1110,e you don t lry
more ~he bC~IJI!> I
,t,e :i. ,c:io•!.lctble .i
,1lt'r :i,l,cll lJC Jtl
Jc,.irnal N,i1ru,,
Dave rlutnrn
i,!Cl .. IOI ot
!•Ill' k11t•('t.Jli 1
H.1v1n~ been 10 rear!> 1n preo.J1a11on
A oumme, rs assur1ed tor one and all
Oa t'e
ch but :i.orne1"ue:.
lhougfl J chic k Wt I !)dy Gee
0.1we you,e!>ow
e,tul.trlCl
every lhHl~ Id love 0 k1!,!, YOU
but I wouldn I t11.1s1 tysell onc.e
,...e ~01 ~l,11 led
cv1~'~~ I hf>n 1
()JYe
I hey u~1.1.1lly :i.mo).
d11/r'> l>ul ,, yOU dOll I mmd
lhfll-, Oll •t> Ill l1kl1 I lynn
Joornal In Ult;! bill
t:°N~m~~,:::,~:~:c:::~:;~! marks
How low a graoe can really rate
W<.11ch ttic sparks
w,11 someone plea
my movies 7 I'm
turbed
I
P-.. 6/SUFFOLK JOUR NAL
.
\
NEW-ADMISSION POLICIES
$ull ol l< Umve1s1ly
in al
ICIIJP!mg 10 become tid!Vd l O
llrnvers1ty s hllle sis ter IOCIJy
dfl110UllCCd new ;1dr111ss+on
1.uo:ce1u,es ()eep~atet:I tea, s
11-..11 Sullol l< is sutl s tandard
,11i;t QI
bush IC(! lhl' Bo.ltd OI
l,ustcCs 10 lormulJ1f' u, o,HI
l,11 1r-.1thlll)' l('IOlm-. Ill lhc
Hl!111<,<,1()11 1)011(.1{'') Ol th('
1Jr11v('1<,1 I-,
Unec. 10,
ot
Ad111,ssll011<,
Wtlli.1111 ( otd l 111 Jnnounced .:ii
,1 urc<,s conte,enc.e
th.JI 1t1e
t•r1 t,re mClhO<I OI <,elec1!11g
Sullolk sl udenb WIii be revised
11,d UO<IJ!f.'d IO~l'I Sull oll,
Ill
11 .... )!r 0(1,le Wt th the b•la~•C!o
tI
,., ,1
',l:,UIIICd th,11 tJl8)\IC!, re!C r ')
1 11-., Ivy lea..:ue :,e hool s Ill lhe
0
Ba-.,tm, J re.i
l 1{'mbh11r 111th e•Cllt.'lll('III
I 'olcl l 1't1 UIIV{'ded lhe new pl,111<,
,,,o
µ, oceeded 10 well out 1he
!. ICPb1 sreo p,cx:e<,<, 111.ll will
lilt Sullot l-. out OI •I'> lowly place
J rd <,hool 11 UP The edutdllOlldl
l,Hlde r 10 l,1111r• .trlO .... or Id Wide
l('ll()Wfl
lt11;• i,l,111 (Jll', In• -.ludcnt<,
l'lll('llllf~
5ul1o! ~
to
lie
1er100111P(1
to 1,1 1he 1i,e,
(l'llflft.> l('(Jlllll'fllt.'l•I', ,el Ull bv
It'll' Urnver<,•ly 1111(.' t,erc.en1,le
~,III'.'
WJ'!> de11elovea b'f d
t(lmr111 1tee OI J(llll•nl'>lrdl()f!,
Wl)(!<,lu11 II ,II OullO t1,trVilld dlld
olhl'I IJ•~ '!>C.llool'> 111',l)C(l+r,.: the
lude111 bu:1'1'
I rll' oe1ce11111e •.c,1,t• hn•.i lo- -.
rli,..,.n like Th•'>
'J() 11c1ce111
01
~t1u1 k •
'>IUC.h.;'111 l)OOy woulcl b{' corn
µ, 1<,ed ot the
111.,. l ~"rue
IyW
I 11(!')C woo le would be
d1<,lH1~w">hed lJ~ their eve,
wou ld oe the
Bad Assed
N igger Type
This graup I§
a
necessary
a ny
big league
~
ddl,.,; I~
::;ke
a !;:s~~e~~~~ly
campus
This group would be
.11wct~ C.t'le wouid also be ,,:11e moClel r°'d 0t Eurooean
,eauued lo wear alro haircuts
1f'au,,eo I~ 11adema 1k ot :,pOfl'>Cd• lhese ladies would
Iha I Ila r e out a I least l 1ve 1 in
th•'I ~1ouµ ,. let t>e J ">trong be reQu,,ed 10 cater 10 the
c hes lrom !he skull
(!he
h•Hnir ol
uward m(X)1l11'j
whim"> dlld ld<,tes ot the tvy
Bad Assed N igger Tyoes " at
.11-1 Ute i-:
.,rene 10<1tw.:ty"> league Types
1n every
Harvard all ha11e ;i fros at
•err .. , n w 1! '" the ':,y<,tem
Ut'.b'ilble way They would av01d
i nches from
I ... er, ,, tt
-,w~,em ooe">n t me Uu and Coming Negr o least tour Com m 11tee lhe sk ull J.
Otl1t1al
Report
f('rl!JHI ,.,,thl
~OU
lyi,e beCdU\e lhey 51111 would
The
Bad Assed Nigger
IOw,ct:nt
rt-.e '>ludent boCly believe The rnytn ot the savage
Type
would • also wur
would l>f: rn e UP ot H,pp,e hlJCk rJpe in5t111c1
They
dash1kes and sand~ls Ac
lvDP'I
I
oeoole would I w ould al'>o shun 1he
In
cc:Kd 1ns to the comm11tee
.,.,,,1, l.:tde-d 1 "'~ Love beads
rellectual t~pe because 1hese
U,ese colorl ul monkey -suits
... ,rdJI'!> Cl I
OPllOll Of ba•e ~,, ... know lhal therr power lies
would be COYered wllh Bliek
lt-t:1 .111 ye,H 10t.md Jllc:I orne,
,,, Thell b001e<, and nol 1n !hell
Power sl[€ans a nd sy mbol§ "
HI rrll:'> o! dr '>'>
only bt
1111 I'll':,
The Comm,11ee had also
h•tJJJI~',
f
tt,pp,e lype
ltif1E•ICd!egory •Sone Iha !
5ugge$ted that 1h1s • type " be
l.l(•r<,u11 woul
ue H~Qu11ed 10 me Comm ittee lei! Sullolk
required 10 wear gold rings
,, dult-:t ,n ., me tQfm ot J I Jheady has an abundance ol
1hrouah 1t-e11 noses " but 1hat
lr,,•e'!>l1011 QI ~e I) lree love
f his IS the Wh+te Midd le Cl~ss
was ehm , nated because some
ba:J'f hc.e 1pul)l1( QI' Olhel I Type T he!.e kids ·· now make
Comm1Uee members " tell lhat
0 1 p,ote<,I d dll~l !he "iotatus
UP 8}g) percent ot Sullolk 's
11•asab11much " Th1s " type "'
ouo e1 we11d [r1;1ern rehg1on
l:>luden1 bOOy . according to rhe
would prowl the corridors al
r, !ieJUdl per er'!>1on
Comm1 t1ee lhat prap05ed the
t he Un1ve rs11y and " pttch
lr1Jd01 1
1on otheabove 1ules
Adm1 ss1on r ev1 s1ons
pennies out 1n Ridgeway
tllt- H1pp1
lype
person
I n dealing w i th the White,
Lane " Whenever d1gnitann
would .:it'!>o '>hun ba!h1ng
M id dle Class Types "
the
sp~e at Su1totk this " type"
'l luc1111ng te IOooil"> and tilt> comn11t teele l1 that the percenl
person woukt be displayed
I vy leag e I ype
The should be reduced 10 5,perc.ent
prominently They would scorn
ll1uµ1e wou d p10111de tne
I h,s ~ percenl would be
lhe
UD and Coming Ne1ro
Urnver<,1fy w th d l:,mJH scale
g,oomed and 1a1 lored " to l11
Type " as " honk1e lo,,er " and
1md1>:C ot the la,~e, schools 111
1t-e1mage...ctby !he " big name
urcle
111i' ,ue.i
°"'hools The o ther peC¥Jle now
M any members ot
the
I he r'o(' , t
ue would be the 1n the While Middle Class "
Un1vers11Y eicpressed tears lor
Uu .i11CJ Con mt1 Net,:ro I ~ue
t,troups woulo have 10 alter
lhe N ice , Middle Cl ass Girl
lh•">••1oup w t<1ores<,1nnea1
their l1tesiytes 10 ht 1n som e
C01ng To College To F i nd A
lleJn I l o the bou)(hl ,n the other g,oop One com mtllee
Husband Types " Wtlh whit
,c.,.,u11.i1Jl11 o ,ced s tore!> ,n the membe r who retu!,ed 10 be
they desc11bed as " crazy
Uu.,1011 .ire
They would 1dent1! 1ed slated that ·•some
nigge rs .. pr(M'hng about lhe
.tlWJII'> he 1J ,re dnd dddre<,s
Nh1te kids could gel black shoe
ca mpus Hey tell 1ha1 the
k.'dCht.'''> d'> S11
01
M 3m
polish
He wa s h oaelu lly
'rape 1ns t1nc 1 would be loo
,id ':illl+le J 101 10 pr ove th.lt mt1 k• ng a 10ke .tnc:1 he d1dn t say
pONed ul tor !hose .. un1ramed
11\!j' IOC '>
l?Jlly do hove whallhe kids wou ld do wtth
At 11can savages " to control
u, 1ghte• tee h the brighter
the shoe POl•'>h
One commi ttee suggested 1ha1
ICClh would I OY 1de these Up
J he
White M1dclle Class
!he Urwvers1ty buy several
Jtld Loming cgro Types w ,th
I vpe w ould dr ess 1n simple
dozen bloodhounds and attack
d icehnf ot
ee I am as good clothes l hdl rellec.1 rhen plain
Clqs5 •n case ' lh11'8S get OU! ot
,1"1 mv w h,te 101he1,1nc1 1 I lry
t
c0111mon I.Jste!; Blue slac k s
ha nd
h,11d he will 1.lke me eau.tl 10 ,irld banlon 1erseys wou la be
In keeping wi th !he tim es. !he
111111
I tus ~
en! lyPe wil l oe
the ,eauirernen1 and !he
eve,ybody 1hey <.. tuden1s 1n this class could
comm1 1tee tet11ha1 ano1her one
percent should be comprised ol
1 Jdd1 l 1ondl
m
chro:.e belv.een white tennis
the ·c oa:1 Indian Type " They
Ncg,oe!> will
,neaker<,· o, b1own penny
re11l1Vl! Ille'>
stressed the laCl that lhey
ll'(.t'!1\le ,lb<, urely !lee .:i lile 1oote1s 1 lley would i ndulge 1n
dldn 1wan1any redsk.ms " li ke
PCfi. Ter ot JuhJn If
co11:, urnp11on ol l arge
,U~ lull col
the one5 OIJI ot ·• John Wa yne
beer t The Com
Uond to h.rn on the11 wJII<.. JI ,JUJfl!1t1£'!,
111, 1tee
!.UlliteS 1ed
e1 ther
mones" or at Wounded Knee
hU1111.'
Buclwe,.,e, Of
hl,tz 1
These lfld'ians would wear blue
N o school
OI th,,~ :,JI I c.lll
I hey could dJte lhe Nice
denim work clo1hes w11h a
Lio.' WllllOUt II
Absenl flltnded
vague ooor ol horse dung (for
lr,ft'll(.>(.!U.JI )Pf'
Tt11':i group M 1dOle Cia'>S Girl G01ng To
L.Ollege 1 o t ,nd A Husband
elhrwc llavOI" and aulhen11c1ty J
will r tlllltl''
10 µe,cent ol
I.,. pe onl~ 11 Ihey di!> layed
Orce a yea r these Good In
[ he• New 5 l!Olk
I hey w ,11
the pr ape, Jm°',,nt ot ·c\.tss
d1an Types c ould do 1nt>.I
llt! ,eouued to we.u DJggy
11.ln:,Cef'ldclnc.e
dances ·•p,o,,.d1ng 1hey don' t
(IOl h _•<, ha• ,,mmed gld55e:,
These
types· would COfl
take any 5CalPS o, burn down
Jrrj ',11\~e I I <,melhng PIDC!>
'!>ll!U le the bul k ot lhe haler
ou11d1ngs ha ha ha ·
l IOI I Of IW hours each week
The Board rJ Trustee-5 e1
me..e ">luden) will take 1u1 ns 111 lte\ cl\ !hey en1oy Iha I so, t ol
'> hOOH)I IC brother hood
pressed a wllhn&ness to get a
µ,1c111.i, 1he
01 ndOl!> ot lhe
I t wJ<, With much 1)11de Iha!
tew 'paleface m1ss1onanes" lo
~ hoot w1lh
.ivy votume!, ot
U~ corn m1t1ee .:innouncet:1 the
out lhe ·poor savages " on the
IH)elry tuc l!d under then
,1 ghl Path This generous oiler
,11 ,,..,
1 he
w,11 tal k to comµ051 hon ot the llnal 5
thcmsel\lC', Jlld drgue Ill pe,cent This groop wJ S sub
;~:ke~c:~,e~..
d,v,ded into l1ve
1, 111ge
1Jll)!UJ~('
l 11t111g ,;111 1n
~I (lup<,
I hi\, deployment OI
sta:kpded to l ure !he " Good
~llec1u.1I
er the me11ts OI
lhJI 5 percent woold m lhe
lnj1an Jyoes mto the arms of
tllt' C••SICnt ,11 phd<,QPhy a&
1
Ou, Holy M other the Chur
ClPPO<,Cd t
the n1hd1<,IIC
ch
th\'or,e<,
ound
,n
\he ~~riot~ - ~ c~~;;~..1!~11
o the, :,choob rn the ar ea
I he lour th l percent group
1110:,t11ut10,
ot
Wes1e, n
One pe1cent w ould De
""as ltlled w 11h another umaue
L,!htlO'>(X.IIUC 1h1nk 1n~ I he<,e
co,npa.,ed OI Puerto R icans a
l:>eC l •onot humanity !he " M ale
pea>le w 1U .1v01d JU ome1
1
and. Female
Homose1ual
fyt)C<,
1101 OU I 01 d1!:,h ke bul
~~Ju~11 : ; ~rn~P c~°m!'.~~~
Type was a h1tw1lheveryone
, J the• due to inabll1 ty 10
mernbe1 !>J1d that th•l:> group
w ho he a rd t he idea
The
t0111t11 UIHCdl
with peoore a l
h.1s oeen av01ded ,n the past
thought ot or.tncma 1a111es
IC\l:>CI intelh ence
101al ldc k OI
J nd
ta 1ooed bu ll d y kes •
1 he Comn Hee 111ve&1ti1•.1t1n.; Clue 10 !hell
mt1nne,s demeanor ,Hld socia l
seemed to have widespread
rne
Ac1nu s1on
1ev1s1ons
ta<,1e
He also mutlered
aporoial among all conce,ned
su~.:c!>ted I t pcaplc ot Jew1!,h
they can I
This !ype " would dress to 1he
or,1,o:111woold end 1hli!m5elves to sorne1t1mg about
keep 11-.eu hil•ld!> oft lhe whlle
hl11mthe latest Wgstylesand
1111') iyue I lhel welt The .tll
ta:" I<,
t tus
lype
would
tash1ons Thetewasalsosome
C..11t1ol1c COl 111111ee w ould n01
talk ot crea11ng a School ot
)!IV(' \hell
ed<,Oll'> tor lh1<, µ1ov1de 1he Un1ve1s1ty with a
un1aue
d1s1mc11ve
at
Hand1essrng here al Sullolk
ma,p he ,e unher alded 111 h1ghe1
Ttlal idea IS -meeting 51111 op
sun:'>~~\ 0 percenl ol the
All members ol
p0511100 Ir om- lhe members ot
:, lude111 bod w oold COfll>lSI OI edUCd !IOfl
thl!> · type would be sea r ched
lhe B'oard oi Trus1ees. mos! ot
lhe N ice
tddle Cldl:>5 Gir I
whom are bald anyway
Lon~ lo
tcge lo F111d A betor e be , ng allowed on
This
The llnal l percen1 ot the
ltu'!>barld l pe
1 t,e~ g111<, Un1ve1s,1y p,operty
preventa \Ive measure wa s
would !>('Ille 10 keep lhe Ivy
taken by 1he comm1uee· 10 ~~eednt b:y ~-~!~le ~:'e ~
I c.it,:ue Ty
male 1n hoe
ehm1na 1e any chanc e ol
gerera
and Perverts
I !IC) w oul
Pl ()VI CIC an e•
muggtngs stabb ings, or olher
Upon heanng 1h1
5
Oun
tell(:'11 1 ou ll I to, the 5eXUJI
acls 1ha1 dety good 1a s1e a nd
M ichael Ronayne stated 1ha1 'no
reed<, 01
ie
Ivy le,1guc
111ape1 rno1JI conctuc:1
recru11men1 dr rve 1s needed lor
lyve
with I hindcnng tl\dl
I he commt1 1ee su gges1e d
this hnal groop as the quota 1s·
tyi.,e
m ht'> never en<11n~
th.JI once a y ea 1 the schOol
already hlled by !he peaple m
(ll~<,I tor
1g~e, dnd bell I
could h.:we a
Puerto Rican
Rl 9 the home arlj stomping
tllllif!:, I he
g11 I<, would en
0Jy
co111ple1e wl!h 5uCh
grourld ot !he Sutlolk Journ,I
COU IJfC JI
serve lhe IV\'
JCl1Vtt1e~ J~
d ',WIIChblade
">IJII
I 1·,1 ►:ue1!) 111 e11e1y wav
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0
fl('tC<,!),IIY
1 hey woulll l)e o1.,.n1p1cs Ju event l eatu1ing
1.:indom to,n1c.:i11011 and a p,ess
1he Comrn111le To
ll'Qu11ed 10 rt'">'> ">hh<..hly ,Hid
81Jck M.11k t s1all t in one ot
with COIi', nl t ol)d ,aslC
11-e Men., ,e~1 ,0001<,
The
Wuml'.'Jl <, h IJ\1011 .... ould be
,1 .... toulC5I OIK l'l.!1 1111Jg1twble CO!f111H llt'e <,la led thtll 1h15
would LH OY1de '°' !he ,ele~5'f' u~~1csr1~:te !ndNe·71.
10 IIIC'>t?
h,.11 ll•lllt Id<,~<,
al ,utur,11 POeno Rican hab• l!:I
make H;Hvclfd and all !hem
Ut,ll:, .... oultl ,e IIIJlldJntory d'>
Jl'Li I 1v.Jer1CtC!>
' Other place .. h ke lhal look stck
would t,e pau t11 ho~e ,rnd
I he ~ ond I percenl g~ OUD
arc! ve1y 11ery mler10t" •
t)Jl\lll''> l I only PidCe wh&c
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hme lo call Hort•t.' IOI help.
th, , I looked 11 ... e ICICl)hone
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$ho, T ,ll lCI the new!t. ol the
ly
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v.t .. lt. 111c \·;,11e1c lo':.et IUUIJlt\' I JIii !iped k lng belore
-,,ou 1ooc:1y todeteno mysell and
( Jl!IIC,.L·l)j IJ!,!Cd dll dlOUncl
10.1.i,
Sullolk P1es1oen1 111y Jd111,m!l.lrJ11011 aga,ns1
ve,y se11ou, .illega 1
1ons leveled
I hOl!t,l'l, A f ultum I
time
"' U!i by (]l'l,IO,,al memt>er~ ol
•..UI 10 ll!E!d .11ld c.ue IOI lt'le
(JUI Sullol k lamdy
1•. , lt,Hl: QI h1; beloved
l hese peOJ)le ha11e accused
lit.;- .... .J'l,(Jut,hl 111 IU'l, othce by
me J110 my l11ene1?> ol com
,,11 .,11,:, I Journal 1e1-101 te, a~ he
mt1•n~ r11mes agamst tne
-."1•·11 k led ll'loh I
info fhe
'loJCred 11on01 ol both my othce
t UI~ Ill IY !'di Ion h!ih tank
Jldlhl'l.lllOatllobllSChool Th1S
I uth,:111, e•UIJHJ('d 1a1e, Iha!
rype ol lhmt; •~- a'l, rny llluddy
u1,1c.,., my l1!t.h1e!o 1ece1ve al
-M 11Ch Roo.iyne put 11. the
lt•,l':,I one hOUI OI IOV•OE: care
height ci bu~hne'lo~
1.;,,chdJ~ !he-,, ~t!IJII bentOU1 ol
.,1~1p
f he , e 1!> .i s1gn-oo my oll1ce
WA,!n.t!lokt:d JbOUI h1; dlleged
oesi... tha 1 ,eads
he buc",1,volvc111e11t 111 the Wa tercloset
~at.ses here Tha i my 111ene1s.
AIIJII
f ulhJ m u11ed hHTl!oell
I) my 1110110 I may get !iotutk
J 'II.Jv lr om Ille t1;h<1nO replied
w,1h !he blame but I swe a-..
I ._ now nolh111~ 1101hrng
hell wont accep1 the ,espon
, ,. re, f ulh.lm ~ave ,1 ~oeech S1b1l1ty
111 tnc Jud11011um 10 membe 1!!.L
I IOYe SulloU,
,
.ind you
~
lhe p1e!l.~ .,._. v. e11 as a
JIW,l)'!I, hull !he Ohe you love
1uocn1 µ.;e ked house A!i !he
Aid I lo..e y OU , peaple ot Sul
,Hl(I to11um ldl)l(lly tilled 10
lol k I could k1u each aod
( .. ,,.,c' h ' F ulh..tm Wd!i seen eve,,i one OI you My c up
I ,. 111r
bJC\,,
dl1d
1-0flh
ru1111elh ove.- w11h
each
I JC k 'lolJ).'C n,u11e11nf( ·tt I ,~,
11101mnt,1 when I enter tpl!s.e
l lUfl>I Ilic) JII gel CdU(!hl
hdllowed halls 10 beguunou,e,
dJy ci conduc1111g ous,ness
I A;l!!~Jcl~~l.lt!'~!:=,:: O:~edd
lit: hrnd ,1 de!ok With.) µ,c IUI C Of
I hanll you !or you, ume I/
l,lt·d!t.Ull l Arc he, on one hand
knCM- yoo'II falty behmd 111e \
Jl-.1.i ,wtted rJ111., he.id on me
MO Glea!l.'on here .ind !he um
,the• A Pdl 11,ll te• 1 ol lhc
and ttE 11s.h. and eve ,ythmg
111.•ech lollOW)
else Iha! ma kes Sul1o4k suc h a
L,eet1nt;>
n,y
tell ow
t1r ea 1 place to rece,ve an
111er.nben, of 1he Sullol k corn
educ, tion ·
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EXCLU IVE
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Fulham Denies All Charges
commcru
!en.lllf(' ,:J lkl th,ce I
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memb tH ':.
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to Re.cord High
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studenb ,ue tourld di 1hese
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M o,111011 r.-.be1nt1cle: Cho11
Re• l1aile1 on the Pablo In
c1den1 and the eve, µ~ular
01sen Dean on the ellec!S ol
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reflective moment between d•nces. A proud Oe•n SulliQfl announced " This is another Suffolk lirst In hi&her edlication. q,1in
w'!a!;;towever thrt Dean decli ned ta kin& the lut
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~ live 1nanera al David 8'ow ie and Lou RHd.'"
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" II you ask me . he 's a tlaminc truiL He beloncs at Emerson
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.11 U1~Plan11nt,:.1ca1eer 1n1he
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In
Newsp• per Jourrwhsm · Or
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1A~1-:,onpt.1n ngJc,1,ce1 ,n the
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S CA<l;on lso
BEFORE°
AFTER
" I 1 01 my head to&:ether with Re1istr1I H1ir Tint"
M•ry Hetron, WoonsockeL R .I.
mddly
reading
W!isagesue, ta1mng to love and
various ero11c w01k:.
this wlll enable the ser1ous
,1ude111 10 ~le<Lm µ,s1gh1 ,nto
the mind OI lhe to,Qf k ing
161.J11\Jh!i.t Jnd or hJck w1t1e1
Ghml)Ses 0, A Wo,ld Gone
I nsa nt 101 Dr Leo L ,ebe,
111u1,1 r h•!'J course 11, otte,ed, to
shr1e k1 n~
!i.e• trom
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b.lH' J d11v11\M desne 10 ,H IJ 1n
ttus t:O,H l•l'belll .lll') 1110110
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b1JH~111m-., hJnds
inby 10
out b-, 5. Pi.ych
rv,ces alsoknown
•s
l1bermal'\ s
LJundry
Kuarantees l o iron
out
rum pied
wrinkles
L 1ber md n ltkes 10 rek!r to the
human mrnd 11'1 his whmacal
.... av ,h a bed. sl"ftt
II ) ou
PIJy Wi HIii. II gets !ioOlled M he
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bed
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'
SU FFOLK JOUANAL/P. . 3
AN AUDIO-DOCUMENTARY STARRING TOM FU HAM
An Afternoon
With he Publisher
(E ditor 's Note : Inspired by
tl'le
re cent Wa, hol Caoote
c~apade which appecHed ,n
the M arch JJ 1s!iue o1 Roll 1,.
Stone: 1N o 1321 !he lollowmg IS
.tn uredlled trans.cnpl ol a
,eco1ded
1n 1e r v1ew
w•l h
I hornas A f ulharn Pubhshe,
d lhe Sullolk Jwrnal Aside
h om his dul1e"' a!> Publisher
M, Fulttim s many 1111e1esb
I IC lude Ir (X)tcal ll sh bl eed1ng
!he hlSIOl'y
Beacon Hill
Lalin phrJ~otogy
classical
m~1c an:I wild women with
t)dlfl led hP!i He also takes a
t.:,11 amount ol tune 10 0Ye1!.Ce
the , unnrng d a p11 va te co
cduca11 o nal
college
u111ve,s,1y law ~ hool comolc ~
knONn as Sull ol k U111ve1s1ty .,
s u bs1c11.11 y
of
Journal
Pubhcations Inc .trld III H1JI
t un lC• 1
111,1111t.111ied tor
1 ,
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due: !Cd o n f I ldJy Au , ,I
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1, 1 :() PM 111 II~ on 1u• ol 01(•
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11 Uh Ptttiw I hat w ,1':, some
lutl.h !Jul uh oh ol.lscrvJIIO!l':,
ul Wl·II no
Journal Well mc,.,111 I 1gh1
.11011.: tell 111e whJI do you )(!C
1
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Fulham
Bclcxe ,11isw e11n~
lh,11 (IUC':,hOII I tce l 11 e•
IH'IIICly llllf)OI' tanl lhJI you
kt"l:."lt ,11 m , nct 1he 1,ue ,elev.tnc y
ct tli.11 QUCSh 011 Any iHl',we1
tli.11 I w ould or at lhe ~file
11111c w ould uot g,ve would
t1c1ve IOI.JcC Jrt:lully lhoo~lll out
Jll(I 1,.0ll':, \I UC. !Cd Ill such ,t WJ'f
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0,cllt.'C.t lhe Buuuu,,,,, po
l)Cl':,l)eCIIVC 1, 0111 wluc h I
Ut~SCn tly 1/ICW the ':,IIUJ I IOII
,HO hcrcc mJ ke com111 c111 on
11 All m JI I I would fwY llt.ll
~ 11 ol k -. tt r o,1 1
est asset 1'> our
coueic ~JI
Journal Wh.ll !he hell J1e
~ (IU ldlk111•• JbOOI l
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u
Fulham You know Iha! h llle
c:11CIC Iha! 'tie have Oil all the
Suftotk hteratuie ti has dates
0111t 011g uess now1tontyhas
or'l! dJle on 11 01 maybe we ,e
u-.1ng 1wo dates no,N l don I
know But 11 has thO!ie Lalin
wordson1tardlhaltOl'ch111the
nuddle Ive ,eally develaped J
lo,,e 101 l hal IOfCh 1 E"er y
ITI01'11Ulg wl'len I walk m he1e I
1h111k of lhal torch and I Cd!!
feel lhe w ar mlh ol 11,n my soul
You n11gh1 even ~Y I ca ,, y ,1
101ch !Of !he lor ch HJ Ha t-l J
H,1 get• I ' lorchlor 11,e !or c:1"1 1
Ha Ha H.i H<t Buuuu r r, PPP
Ha l i d
Journal Te ll me w r-.ere d•a
you ever .:e1 you, senw ol
hU II IOf
Fulham Well ,1101 OI peoc.,le
,11ou 11d hc.•1e twve c:011t11buteC1
10 11-.:- C•j)Jll'>IOll ()I Ul~ ,en':,(> ul
11u11,ur -.11 ice I c:,1111t· .1b0,1,c1
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Fulham
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Buuur I Olli I • CU'>l' mt.•
Journal ~ f l t11.·, v. r ,I L llJ
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Fulham
ti,)Utl1or mv boY
Uuu1 huti
W,1111 .1 tlld',I 1
( ,u,l!Jlll(!ed IO l,.1kt• !lit? hdll
11~hl Ol t your lllt!',l li ,1 H,1 Hit
(.et 11' M (l)I peoule ',JY
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St,a lN lie '> ~ood ,II lu r mnt
,II our.-1 \ll()!,C ht tie 'NQrd !o lid
w ,1.,, JI., got! cour!.e
Jlll!I ,l tootbJII game
r1c1me wJ S Gcxill d
.>ro Jlter he l•m she
wh.il vou 1u-.1 d10 he
,;ictss
Fulham
Crunch ·
c. ,uncn c runch Buu
c , u,ch
Journal M.>n you d
Fulham . t-1;1 Buu r
11., ttJ H'-11 htl !l'le soot
·11-.11 o ll-E1 mug 1 Ah
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ttev 1.ome on hdve d·
Journal NJ h I d
l!OOi'e
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r0t k ic k -.'
Journal We11 well
uh well I -.111okc o,ie
or • l' ,n , I while
Fulham th•y wl'l.11
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Journal You t>Cll e
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F.ulham w,•11 c:,.<n
night
tlE! kid S
ob1nson
doi ng
a1e the
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Journal l ellyJ w hJt 1dor1t.
d1111k much bOOll.' ,llld w hen I
dOld011 t!>IJfldlQU<llle1 1oone
Qll lheJltc1noo11 A11dlll lell yJ
sor11e!11111 ebc m<1n you .>re
W
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Fulham ltd t-1,1 tld Ha Ha
Gulp Culp Gulp C,u1p
Journal I he ld':, I 1
1me I ww
somebcdy dOltldl \ Wd '> m n1gn
~hOol
.
• Fulham : 1 Ile l.i-. 1 time you
-..i w son1ebcx:t y do w hat'
Journal . lhe lasl 1
1me I <;..)W
.i 11'fb<Xlr d1111 k a l 2 ounce mug
(j hJ1d hauor '> lld l(lhl do,,,n
Journal (01111.: '"'
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Fulham l,Ollll.' Ull 11(1 ,,,,
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Journal I '" !JUI L I me ~•Cl
lhl' !l!J IC he·, !It'! l'
11CI I u1 I
Pull
Fulham Pull Pull
Journal Pull Pull
Fulham Pull Pull
Journa l Pu11 Pull
Fulham Pull Put .i tl,1 IIJ
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Journal How'> thd grdb v,1
1
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Fulham Putt Pu ll Pull Pull
Pull
Journ•I
Hey I .)II Qui t
l'I grnthJl10tnl I
1soe 11e,
Pull Purr
Fulham Her ma
do yOlt
t'IJlle anr more ()I ha l !.lull
wl!h yool
JourNI : We H. y n I ull
let''> see yeah I g I aboul 3
ou,ce"' r~re and I I -,c01eo
dbOUl 10 mmutes a o I don 1
CJ rry lhl S much all !he time
Fulham 1P1c k1ng p phone
I ,anlo. c an you c:
e 1n my
otl1ce oh and look ring some
1
peoole wllh you Ii h Whal
1
001a medn Whald I meJn
Cel !,OITie peoote I ether Jnd
come 1n here And
n I brrng
1he Judge 1 1Hang1n up phone
lhal s f1.>nk flan , y hes
C()l'lllll c,.,e r He S I
11e.:,-,ur e1
,~, e you""- now him
JourNI YCJ
I kno .... inc
dude Pull Pull
F ulham , Pull Pu Pull
Journal Hey I I 11 11 ,riey ,e
,..,.
Fulham 0 kdy y
a,v µul tl\JI s tull
IIJ!ldlc tilts
Flannery
(_,
'"-SUiiivan
C..O<Xl .) 1
Stra in G
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Heir on Gocd ,.11
Ful ham t11 lhe•
R ona y Ile GOW
'"Fulham
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Ronayne Ye"' ~1
Ful ham
I Ile ,
'100 ll.' all l'l()le ,
Jourl'\al you \1 kt>
don l \OU R011.1yne
R onayne LIJl/f>
l0tr·1I
Fulham C,1.Hl I
l t~ re,1.,on v. hv,
l l1! JII 1, _,~,111 ,e r,
me U'>I' I 111,II IIUdf
ll'PUhlJI(' Jlld lhe
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we .)ll JII s1.1ti1e
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10 l 11 I !lMh,; No
0U t, ;,. l: 10 !,"Ifill
1
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Journal
lh,rnk
11.i IIJ Ot.>C4l>;o ull
Wh.l I v.- e .>re ~
:01ng
,.,, Jhe
101e1.111ce l evel 0 1
um11e1!,1lr per-.onnel .,,1,11h
re~.1rd-. 10 the u'i,e ct cannabd•s
Sdb.>IHlJ In other wOl'OS we re
gong 10 s11 nere all alte,noon
<11-C see 1u-,1 how muc:hdooe we
c an "'moke
,
Fulham I couldn I ha v e said
11 beUe• my sell l1gt11 er uo
my
ttor
Hetr on
Where 'd everybOOy
go'
Stn1n · we re looking al the
!, sh
Fulham : I can '1 s1and 10 look
al my babies ,n Iha! cond111on
Somebcxiy 1ake 1h1 s away
Journal : Quick everybody ,
belore he bows oul
Slurp,
sl urp
Ro~yne : Chomp chomp
slurp
Strain : Slurp
i
He:lron : Chomp ChOmP Slurp
Sullivan : Chomp chomp
Chomp
JoorNI : Okay man ,rs au
11ght your babies are gone
Fulham :
•
ahahahahahahaha
haNthahahahaha h
a hahahahahah
Sullion · Now where were
Journil Pull Pull
Flannery : Pull Putt
Stram · Pull Put!
Hetron : Putt Pull
RONynt : Pull
Fulh•m . E Hy Ronayne
dorl t hog lhe 10tnl
(Editor 's Nolt . We ha'le
been forced t o omit the
I ollONI re two hours of uipe . We
retra i n lrom us,,. the term
"'edit " solety dut to the tact
IN t no word s were spoken
we
dunnc that period
All the
Het ron . Oh I don I know
audio consis ted oC wu • two
plea::.e no
hou r s tretch o1 cough1n1 .
Journal : Gasp 1·m s 1and11ig
puthrc . ard gulping
be llUlet
OUI 1n the hall. I can s1dl hear
We recently v1s11ed 1he
,tWJ~ I II
t1-e r11 1n lhe bac kgrouna rve
Journal reuone, who con
,-e11e1 ...een any1 h+ng hke 11
Jl!er noon <1uc:tetl the 1nte,v1ew Iha ! ,s
1 rey ve th'1oed rve t11oped
,1rte, l?J11t1rn,: .iam11 1
ance to his
butt k now I II be t ouno 00 1 I ·m
•oo•n JI B11o~ewa1e, State
, 110011
~OJll\a ~O I Ot .help I th11:,1o. 1fwa s
tiu.o1 tJ1 Nhere he now l ives
10001, ~"
!ht.: .JCld th.ii got U!, We shou ld
All 1-e kept ,eoeatm~ were the
1110011 .,,u
t\Jvt tlll 1u~1-,e11led to, one ht!
.-. Ut(b
l h(l!,@ Cdl':, .>re wend
beJut.lul
Hut 110 ':,Qnieur-e wanled thsee
lh
CJls,lle ""' e11d lhoc.e
dllt:11•00"
And now thete are h zard!i
.ib J1e wend
Theretore
c:1.i v.hn,: on my shoes bats
u1,1d 1re brain ol ou, younp
Hon.>;nc
no1~•nt; 1,0111 each 01 my
ru-..1ac, comes back 1,om the
1111 •e r <., my 1on&ue teel!t li ke
\t..',1ne,-, ... e h.1,.,e no wily ot
J~o,, .....
.i1un,111um ! Qfl Joel eve1y11me I
te111n, IU'>I wl ,Jt lhe tollow111t;
11,.11 \h{'
,c~ ,nenl 11,eJns
M O':,II} 1n • tfy tot.llk ,11t 1t1J1tomeseu1ot
Jou11'\al
my moulh 1s !he ,Sound
a
'oi-..-,ent y OU ·1· hJ1o-e IO de(ldl;
telephone I l~IOg A nd now
I ,, 1usl 101 ,ou,-.el1 Sonow weoick u~
the,e., J cow lled'IO my tape
1l!c1 IWO hOUl!i have Od!,Sed I
,eco,cte, wtl h an oranae p iece
Helron
Oh
why t!o lh1!o
IW.H 1hjl
Of ha,,ea,ound «)feel lonfl; And
,e ticre is !1..JplJtllU n>: 10 nll' Oh Oh
there !t dnts cornuig oul ot 1he
Jourl'\a l M an you guy-.·,11e
1{'t(dldlll~
h<Ji.e But 1hose c,a z1e$ in there
wc,rd
..
We re ,l ll
11-ey II never be drscc,.,eied
Fulham
h no look a1 my
ournal hd'>
1tiey ·11 1us1 keep ong01ng and I
1r.,h'
f 1,c1PJ!e ,n
I I I I I ring ring r1ng !lap \
Ronayne H.i H.l Ha Ha Ha
OW!II~ lh<ll
!lap !lap moo. moo. moo. ring ~
rod 11-.k 110
II.JP moo. rm& ttap. moo. , I.
Sulhvan Why u~r re edung
n+:<>11 ol fOU
Bong Hey Didd le o,eele • the
{•JC. h othE:r I t ..-e ne"e' seen
lJ(I• wou10
cal and !he l tdd le. !he cow
n Oil lhC ,11 lhll~ htle II
1umped o,,e, !he moon , the
Journ•I · Hey Ronayne s
hllle dog laughed 10 see such.
LICMll!p,!,m
1n10 1
hea11 hose
,au lorn
01 lhe 11':,h 1ank WOiN 100k at
dis.ti ,an away
yes I wou10
lhdl
10 ,e.,,1 !oday
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I
, . . 4/SUFFOLK JOURNAL
EDITORIAL
Letters to the Editor
The Journal would hke 10 take this oPPQI' l umry to condemn lhe
adm1n1st,a t1on ol this school I OI' a se, 1ousove r s,gh1 l t'tat they have
allO\llffl to grow 1nl o a cr ,s1s s1 tua11on There are no pencil 5har
peners m lh•s sc hool Are you shocked di smayed or even
hor11l1ed 1 Well you should be 1
Thi s pr cbtem ha s bothe red us I OI' qu11e a w hile In tact many
members ol lhe Journal s tall have oeen for ced lo m1!.s numerous
classes because ol then lack o1 a wr,tmg i mplement
M ost peCQle will probably laugh when they hear aboul this
critical matre, . say mg , " Those peoole are loose as a goose Who
the hell cares ,t we have penci l sharpene, s or not' " The Journal
lee ls !hat thi s type ol alhtude ,s ty pical ot the student whO woul d
rather go out arc get " loaded " on a Satuiday n1g h1 instead ol
paying a ttenti on to lhe 1mpo, tant things m hi s or her li te suc h •s
educa 1
1on
I ts lime we cont ronled 1he itdm1n1s1rat1on wllh consc10U$ness
,a, s1ne mallen, of thts type Ifs. time we tell lnvolous. ,ssues such
a!. !acuity e..,a1ua 11on behind and concentrated on the ' heavy "
sl ult Alte r all how could if OU 111 1 oul a !acuity ev aluijt1on sheel
with a pen:: 11 w t lh a br oken IIP 1
Editor ·
I 'll :1oue 1 One ore w ord ar<I
I swear I 'll s 1
Or . N manB. Flo,d
Chll man, Pro-hm
E~\~
1nre re
: i to,:e:::
· Hi~n
sorne s tuden1 I
back to lhe
:!11r:
:ue·~
University ·· A
has COU!lln wh
who orce work
.tlley on the No,
have cfn '1n (
reaC11on arwj I'll
the p la~ l o, w
•~~h A~utt'o~
nerwj of mme
know :1, a guy
at a bow ling
Shore So we
t me know the
go ahead w,th
I :5-hOuld be a
Sulfolk Umve r s. ity :1, Jock
Shw 1ex1ay ,111nounced ,ts. l11s1
drmu.it tn 11 Jmu 1al Beaver
liunl · Over la> :1o tuden1s 1n
c tud,ntt ewer 25 youni,: nubile
<11ld Jll •il ct1ve laCl1e-, are
a m10U!,ly ,1w a1 hllt,! to n te, the
c irc le ol chamu•o~
AccordlllH 1 M,
0
Nehon
ad of 1111 ramur als
these
g;ime!> wlll be played on The
Bo:.1Qf1 Common bcg111rnng di
3 I !> euch ultetnoon S1a1e
~ame l.iws !.UC<:1ly !hal all
bc,ive , s mus. I be al lea!>I 10
11ic lie.•!. 1n lenHlh and have a lull
I
!>lall ques.11011eCl
""'he JournaldVJ1lc1b1hty ot lhe
Ne bOl'I on !he
1u,ry l1t1le c ,ea l ures 1n Jl"ld
.,bout lhe Bo~\011 Common
.11ed 1 O !hi !, Ne l\011 would
1t•lJlv
only
Voo I (' IU'>1
'> lJl l tllllf,lf\Jlr !,,o
Wtlh lhC ttOOd Wt>,,111~, IU\ol
wh.:it bCIICr W,ly I S
lhe•e 10 v,et d 1>e,1u!1 lul suntan
,rnd CIIIO'r' ~Ol'IIC ol !he be!ol
t,c,1v e1 ,Hound
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CA-CA
CASUALTY
Late la:1o1 week the l h1ee
Wlllf,CI !, 01 Su!lolk '!, lnlrnmu,al
Ob!ol.1ble Cou , !oe Runmng
[venl we,e announced
A
cou rse of ·o~gy doo" wa!>
1,11d ou, m s1rateg1c ulace!> m
H•dkCWdy lane I OI' the con
le:1ot.1nts who were required to
run b,uetool and al lull f111
111,ough the course w1lhooT
!. 01l1nge11he, ol the11 1
ee1 lhe
w11111er ot lhe event made ,t
lhrOUBh lhe COU r \e ,n fw O
11111\UIC!, tlal and Cdme OUT
!, IIIClhng like a ,me H,s. !eel
we•e u,spec ted ar<I 011,c,ally
p,011ouncec1 uns01led by cou r -,e
d1 1ec101 Ja111es Ob,e Petet!,On
Pete1!>on who hJ !,, his nose
11a111cCl 101 s.uch ,HI event 1s.
•euuted to be .:iblc to \ melt
'd~gy dOO ' J!, he Cillis. 11 a l ,J
Cl 1!.ldr1Ce of twenty 11ve 1ee1
lhe Wtf'HlCI !,, we,e l tjhtlOOI
l ou1e Penelellon
Joe
I he
Sna ke " l1pch1c k MM.I Hele rl
5,.,t1..,el H1u:1o P11 slrr)('IO
I here wa !. one 1111u ry when
OllC COl'1Tes tan1 ht! lhe c:1111 il lle•
l,11h11g 1 ne11011,1te d Pdl
0
t1cut-a, ty shppery sec11on ot the
c ou,~
Journal 111vc .. t1tMJOI' \ toeldy
revealell th.JI 5t uctenl l I r E
l unch we,e d,..,er led 11110
<1th1e1,c de1J.ar1111~11t co11e,:1o
1 he m•!.IJ•d lu11d ~ we,e
Jllewedly funneled 10 Mouldy
Knoll C.CmeTe,
The ceme 1ery
then p, 011ded Sun ou, !. a1hlet1c
depa, 1men 1 Wllh- 'l lllh ' 1()1'
u!oe <11 Su ll olk basketball
g;1me!> Accorduig to J rel 1.tble
sou ,ce the ·!. 1111s•· were mdde
up p,eped up w11h s.plm ls and
,~uled l o the Sl'db di the
g<1 me!. . while till>C ,eco,de1:1,
ulayed loud chce11ng n01ses m
!he bdCkg,ound
I he plo, wa s. ,eveilled when
<I l11e dla,m WJ!, JCClClen1a11y
~I (Il l and :5,enl eve,yOl'ie
Parody
A Newspaper tor the,Sullolk Communi ty
l
Sullolk U'11vers,ty
EDIT @fHAl..86
D
Pe er 8 . Bulterhel d
Joe Gavagha n "
E ditor •l n-Chtel ~
Managmc Edit
Contributing Ed or
Busineu Ma naa r
Copv Editor
Ro~~:~r:~~:,':;~~
Dennis V1ndat 1t
I
NEW SST AF F
Guy Pa rrotta
CONTRIBUTORS
Jell Oenm s
81m -Bam Barach
F acul ty Adv i sor
Olh c.e 1n Rl 9
Tel. ( 6171723-4100 1:BJ
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- --
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Judie John E. Fenton
Chai rman
S.U . Board d TrusftS
Ed i tor ·
Please find enc losed a
res ume ol my professional
bac kgr ourwj and related ac •
11v111es to dale I am hcX>elul
thal you w ,11 coovder me tor a
oa.,11on on your staff as my
~:,~rr ~s:1o1
e,
1
1sy
1 ~I~~~
keep this apphcahon , n con
11c:1erce
LCl.lis 8 . Conelly
Director al Put.lie Rel•tions
Suflelk U1'9verMty
Mr . Connelty ,
Sary Lou . but we 1us1 had to
pnnl this Happy 1ci> huntu,g 1
, We do have one open,ng --tn
c•rc ul,HJon You 'i,e 1ob w ,11 be
io tabulare the amount ol
money we take ,n from our
news stand sales 1 you 're
1
1n1er ested drOP by
The editors
Ed itor
See what Cl 1 1e:11 you' Hun 1
Whal d I tell yoo 1 ·1 told you !his
wa5. gong to happen II you
d1Cln 1 walCh out But no you
... ouldn I ltsren would you 1 11 1
knew how to swea r Id wr i te a
d1rry word r hat d ha you
Makolm Barich
1
F
Corre&pondtnc:e to ·
M . 0.r•ch
orT!'r~~':
c~r:~:.
e.. a
by Chet le:1, Law
I he
Sullo Jo.
University
Alhlet 1c
De a, 1men1
an
nounced 1t!> c i h ol the year
toddy
w hen lhe a1hlel1c
d11ector nam
head ba:1oke1
ball men tor Ch ky law as th1:1o
yeil r > rec1p,e1 I cl lhe award
When con ta teCl IOJ lhetr
co,nme nt!> m mbers ot the
basketball tea
showed !heir
high rega r d I
theu coach by
rn,1 k1ng !.UCh sta 1emen1s ,.:is ,
' So what ''
It wa s a I
h c h0tce :1oa1d
:~;~~
~7:;~~
~.~hu~T;c
y
\:1
7h
our l!nal dec1 1 fl
fh1s makes
the ~h conse u11ve yea, thal
Chuc k rece,v
the c1warel
Capto
Continued rom Page 1
wl.'11 8..111Jo.s ,e old the !iotory ot
1111..' l.1 1.)IU!(' ll >til led UlJI ne
11,ut llecome su p1c100!. whe n he
tl.'mt1¥ed ,1 ...,.. a bubble gum
Ir 0111 lhe ClOOI
rnb ()I the $G A
dllll' He r..11 l ll'l'>ed lhl' 11\
l llh.:111 il'> >OIi thmw done by
th~ ~uld Jn n k td'>
Up1m entc, 1 , 1he ollrce!. 01
~ A 8dnk~. w [
ttowa,d
Pt'll.?1'>011011 hi knt.'e!>C1<1 whng
Ull(l!.' I one ol he de!o k> Suo
o,•r1ly fle te, .. o, bcj-!illl 1 !o hOUI
0
I h•v ~lty w I ~hou1d I do
IIUW I
I ,om 111:' Ol1)('1 ,00111
~ull1v.ir1 1 CUl1 Cl
Why don I
you d 1op d Cl )OU 1, 111c
(l t.'Cj)
Peter Eag les
Scoop
- - - - - - - --
lhe budd ing
lorement1oned
o sllll
sat
·11 was a dead
Bl1nk1e H1ne:1,
II
s. ar1es1ed and
lat1ng lhe CIVIi
ples:1, COIPs.E!:5alive stioulCl
gh Iha I
.. a,c:1
Fear!>on
e'>!.•on :1,ates
pped ott lhe
a11ve team
FAN FRAUD
UNEARTHED
••
Pubhsher
!.Cu11y1ng out
C•CeP I IOI the
c,eadbea1:1o
w
c hee11ng wildly
g1ve.i way
!,al
a !he Y M CA s
Coac h Law w
cha,ged wl!h Vt
11,,:hb " lhe
~aiv dead
haVt! 10 go Thi
Ju!,11ce SeiJn
Shr1nJ..111g c
we1e what I
Journal ,nve!>I•
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SPORTS LAUG
BEAVER
HUNT
fun eveni n g lor Trustees ,
Adm 1ms1r a1ors . Statf. Faculty ,
S1ucten~ ard their la m1l1es
..NmH 0 . Pelllrson
Director of StudentActiv l tiH
Edi tar .
I m black arc I m proud So
!here'
William L. H•nmh
Ed1tar ·
Pe1e, .. 011 I
w l umµer JI!
1.,IU!.ed Sut11v
1, 1.1111 lllC 011-.c
LJJled when
'l lJl(hn;; I/le,
Hl• .1 11empteCl
11,1c 1oltl111 Ill I
1 .... ,... 11otd
,
~.11.1hlk.>cl lht.' C
- - - - - - u,oces .. uutle
Cll bC~dll to
mOJn which
fl
to eme,ge
,oom Hi s lac e
!.,1w Bank!.
wnh hi> bay >
to ClPOSe. the
'httlc Cdme,a
ltJ bul Bilnk'>
illC ld dlld Ill lhe
otl
lhe phony
Amy 's T ourifl H•ven
Mr Bara ch.
The way we looked at •I.
noth ing ventured nolhing
ga,ned
The edi tors
Ed1tor
lei me eaplam
Richard Goulet
Editor .
1 his 1 10 all the peoo1e
!.
who ·ve hurt me and laughed at
me during all these years A ll
lhe ttme t k new I'd make 11 and
I have 1·ma1 lhe tCQot thepde, ·
tn l ull view pl lhe w orld .m
e•ample to my peer s, a 1rerwj
setter 1n a new era ol higher
educa 11on And regardless of
all !he stories ~ me and Frank
Perdae s chic ken s. I ' m so
happy I c ould bus1.
Mic hael R. Ron,yne
~ n al the Collie1e ol Liberal
.,.
Editor :
I 've recently received word
lrom a numbe r ot rehable
sources tall al whom shall
,emam anonymous) that the
Join
sick stafl OIi your newspaper ,s
rn the precess al pubhsh•nc
whal you have so casu. lly
labeled a " parody " ed ition
I've received wo,d as towh&t
tllls pubhc• tion wlll 1nc:lucle.
how 11 w,11 tnnsa ress the
gui deline s
ot
all
soc t• h
prCQnety. how 11 w lll include
only !he most v1c1ous al racial
slurs , and how 1tw1II offend and
degrade lhe reputations al
ma "° tme per sons .
Wha t I ask IS When w i ll you
have hid enough 1 Is noth1,c
sacred w i thin the ra,.e al your
w,.-etc.hed souls and corrupt
minds 1 I en1~ a aood lau1h
no,i, and !hen. I even hke I few
shots once tn a white I 'm no
deadbeat, but what yo.a are
plannirc ,s sick , sick . SJck .
sick . SICk
Gleuonl . Archer Founder al S.U.
Edlto, :
I WN le tha t ~tter abou t the
bowling night
Remember
now 1 And I wa s thtnk1na . we
c OJld a ll meet back here t«
something alterwards Ma ybe
we coold break up i nto h ttle
grOUPS and ta lk about bowline
r, we could 1ust sort al han&
ar ound ard dri hk some punch
ard eat doouts V04J know . talk
a rd get to know each other
We ll ; let me know how the idea
goes o,,er Thanks a l ot fOt"
hear ing me out about this I ' m
try,ng 10 make SI.Jttolk mOt"e
lun ard anyone who has any
ideas . aboul anyth1fll , should
c ome do,,,n nght away and talk
to me about them Now I 'm no •
drug expert or lam 1ly coun•
selor but there are thl ,ws rhat I
kno,,, about arc thu1gs my
mo1her knows about and thuli:s
we have both learned and we
can all 1ust sor1 OIi Sl t arourwj
and hash all these lh1ngs ou1
may be CNer dinner al my
mother 's house or m aybe ewer
dinner at your mot her's house
And you knQIIIII . we 'll ta lk and
rap •· a hit~ and see what we
can do I can ' t wall TO GO
BOWLING
Jim Pelllrion
Wri ter at First letter
wt.eh I si1ned James 0 .
Peterson , re wt.ch is still h
same
person .
Director of student Activ i ties.
Editor :
Lmsnahx kotry wghbda ty
ec>uh lothru qwdsaew 1uvb•
nhg:711 " $& 9
Hellen Keller
Editor :
I lo,,ed thal one about Fen
Ion Ha Ha Ha Got any more 7
Br1 d Sullivan
Dun al Students
Bud ,
Watc h out for the Judge
e
who give th can taketh away
a rd y ou mig ht be back proc tortng eaams 1n high school .
The edi tors
Phi Alpha Tau
"The Communications Frat
that nobody's heard of"
Just because we doo't
communicate, it doesn't
mean we can't talk.
bea1Cl lhal
weJ1 ,ng
Sullivan
was
Vvhen
1ha1
happened
Sulhv<1n knew !he gig was OYer
tie kic ked Peter$on tn a ve,y
:,en!i111ve ::.pot w~n Pe lerson
t,egan bilbbhng abou1 tellmg
the whole 1, uth arid no1h1"f! bu1
the 11 ulh
I he tou, 1 rus.1ee membe,.-s
dll tell to the11 knees and began
:1,Jy 1ng the 10&a1~ d!> soon as
they ~ w Bank:1, They rel used
1osay Jnyth1ng ID anyone and
Wd1ved-1he right toa phone call
but d!oked instead 1 !hey could
1
go 10 conlbSIOl1 at lhe Pauhst
C-en1e, on Pa,)I Street One al
them la iter said Iha t they had
been promised lree,memor 1al
M asses and plenary
1rl
d\Jlg1nces 11 !Ney helped 1n 1
he
b1eak 1n
.
Banks also said. the men all
seemed to view lhetr conduct
~~1 1 ~11y .. ~u~t~l•~:tln~ ~~l
~
derslard why I wu cathng the
police They though! that they
...,ere , 1ght 1n dong fhe d~ "
Still/ng thal he would .,
1
1
all 0te, again · BanJi., l .
pressed scorn tor Ph65.e 1(1
valved 1n the break ,n . sta11n&
thilt ,1 was the most bush
league attempt he had ever
;1
.,..n
j
SUFFOL K JOURNAL/P... 5
The Midnight Mover
BEATLE MEDLEY
STUD OF
THE YqAR
Thomn Fulham 's Faint al Hearts Cub Band
J051 a tew Shon years ago toda y.
r homas Fulham got 1he clan 10 play
r hey d been gong 1n and ou1 of sty le
But
were g uara nteed 10 raise
a
smile
So lel s reintroduce lo you
l he ac I they ve blown t or all 1hese years
I flomas Fulham s Fct1nl of Hearts Club Band
We ,e Thomas Fulham s F amt of Hearts Cl ub Band
I he la cul!y al Sull oll, U
lhomds Fulham!> Fa,nt of Heans Club Band
JU5t wa!Ch what we .-e about to do
Thomas Fulham s Famt ol Thomas Full'lam s Fa1n1 ot
Ttioma!> Fulhclm s Faint of Hearts Club Ba nd
ii s wOllderlul to be here,
It !. cer ta,nly a thrill
You ve sue ti a bosh league SG A
We II slto one oast them any11me
R,gfll urde, fled th their nose 1
...
We .:,hn~t dtdn t go c1long
Even wt-en tne s1uden l s tell Qu11e strong
Y...e II target .:,midst this s1 up1d sham
I hc11 evaluations near al hand
So let u:i. 1eaHy orove to you
How to con -,ou au 1n E PC
Wr!fl lhomc1s rulham s Faint ol HedRTS Cl ub Band
For the Be netit ol
_F 01 rne benet11 01 tl'lose who might
I 1110\' tnree F s most any n1gh1
r 1-.p,e '> tl•!.lory
· tic r, a;.h & Sootis w , 11 all be there
LJICcA O, Garni·scha1r trom 10to3
Ove,
men drd horses hoops and gatters
Lo!.lly through a ho&shead ot r eal lire t
In lh1!>way Or Hwlll halldyouanA
o,
1tie most ou tdated
H
Per1orms his teat most any day 1n 6-1-8
The Fr05h & Sq)hs w ilt piss and moan
When Or H begins his drone don "t belate
Or's Ed aro Vahe assure lhe•r studenis
Their low grad1r-€s wdl be second to none
Aro d course Norman B Fh:'Jd 1sn' ta slouch
°'
' 0,
the benelll
Sul!olk !,
111.1le ~lll(lt!lll~
lhc Jourr1al
1lt.'C1dcd 10 :.eek OUT Ol}IIUO,l~
,11d ,1dw1cc 111,;in 1111e,111ew w,th
Sult ol k !, IOIJ !,luc:j We ,,~ked
Jround the (..)IC1CflJ Jlld
H1d.,;ewJy l ounre Who!> 111e
lt•~fl.''.lol !.IUd Jf Su llolk 1
l we, y one !. ,.11~we, WJ!. lhe
~.1111e
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the
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,11 ,cl p,11 t time t.Jddy
Jourr1al O,tVl' how d,d you
bt•comt• ,1 !>lud'
Dawe 1'1.tchccd mJk•n~ out
1 IOI
Journal WhJ!d1dyouu>Clor
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eve, ybody
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lo t:t!I ,Ill tllC-:.C p,oovy g'lrt~l
Dave Well 11"~ l!,1!.Y now
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c l11ck 111.11 !-! s OUI w,111 me
k11ow:i. wll;ll I m IOQl,.1ng to,
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pu,p~ you IH",Jll
0,y e YOU KOi II ' •th.:J N ._
t IOOk e, 01,1e, C1ve e1 lhe
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c.011,b1118 my h,111 I hell ti I
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!.ti ()11 !y :i.he belong:i, 10 It !>he
t.lt'lont::i. to Phi l,IIJP.J K' dOp.)
vou,eoutolluck B4111!.he'lioa
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behcvt• Ill 1,ce
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Journal Corne
1
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do you do lt1t?11 1
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lhCy dori I reJlilC whd t"!>
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YOUR SE Lf WI I
LAN CON! ~OL
Wlltt ANYUOD
1110,e you don t lry
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H.1v1n~ been 10 rear!> 1n preo.J1a11on
A oumme, rs assur1ed tor one and all
Oa t'e
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lhougfl J chic k Wt I !)dy Gee
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e,tul.trlCl
every lhHl~ Id love 0 k1!,!, YOU
but I wouldn I t11.1s1 tysell onc.e
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cv1~'~~ I hf>n 1
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Joornal In Ult;! bill
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NEW-ADMISSION POLICIES
$ull ol l< Umve1s1ly
in al
ICIIJP!mg 10 become tid!Vd l O
llrnvers1ty s hllle sis ter IOCIJy
dfl110UllCCd new ;1dr111ss+on
1.uo:ce1u,es ()eep~atet:I tea, s
11-..11 Sullol l< is sutl s tandard
,11i;t QI
bush IC(! lhl' Bo.ltd OI
l,ustcCs 10 lormulJ1f' u, o,HI
l,11 1r-.1thlll)' l('IOlm-. Ill lhc
Hl!111<,<,1()11 1)011(.1{'') Ol th('
1Jr11v('1<,1 I-,
Unec. 10,
ot
Ad111,ssll011<,
Wtlli.1111 ( otd l 111 Jnnounced .:ii
,1 urc<,s conte,enc.e
th.JI 1t1e
t•r1 t,re mClhO<I OI <,elec1!11g
Sullolk sl udenb WIii be revised
11,d UO<IJ!f.'d IO~l'I Sull oll,
Ill
11 .... )!r 0(1,le Wt th the b•la~•C!o
tI
,., ,1
',l:,UIIICd th,11 tJl8)\IC!, re!C r ')
1 11-., Ivy lea..:ue :,e hool s Ill lhe
0
Ba-.,tm, J re.i
l 1{'mbh11r 111th e•Cllt.'lll('III
I 'olcl l 1't1 UIIV{'ded lhe new pl,111<,
,,,o
µ, oceeded 10 well out 1he
!. ICPb1 sreo p,cx:e<,<, 111.ll will
lilt Sullot l-. out OI •I'> lowly place
J rd <,hool 11 UP The edutdllOlldl
l,Hlde r 10 l,1111r• .trlO .... or Id Wide
l('ll()Wfl
lt11;• i,l,111 (Jll', In• -.ludcnt<,
l'lll('llllf~
5ul1o! ~
to
lie
1er100111P(1
to 1,1 1he 1i,e,
(l'llflft.> l('(Jlllll'fllt.'l•I', ,el Ull bv
It'll' Urnver<,•ly 1111(.' t,erc.en1,le
~,III'.'
WJ'!> de11elovea b'f d
t(lmr111 1tee OI J(llll•nl'>lrdl()f!,
Wl)(!<,lu11 II ,II OullO t1,trVilld dlld
olhl'I IJ•~ '!>C.llool'> 111',l)C(l+r,.: the
lude111 bu:1'1'
I rll' oe1ce11111e •.c,1,t• hn•.i lo- -.
rli,..,.n like Th•'>
'J() 11c1ce111
01
~t1u1 k •
'>IUC.h.;'111 l)OOy woulcl b{' corn
µ, 1<,ed ot the
111.,. l ~"rue
IyW
I 11(!')C woo le would be
d1<,lH1~w">hed lJ~ their eve,
wou ld oe the
Bad Assed
N igger Type
This graup I§
a
necessary
a ny
big league
~
ddl,.,; I~
::;ke
a !;:s~~e~~~~ly
campus
This group would be
.11wct~ C.t'le wouid also be ,,:11e moClel r°'d 0t Eurooean
,eauued lo wear alro haircuts
1f'au,,eo I~ 11adema 1k ot :,pOfl'>Cd• lhese ladies would
Iha I Ila r e out a I least l 1ve 1 in
th•'I ~1ouµ ,. let t>e J ">trong be reQu,,ed 10 cater 10 the
c hes lrom !he skull
(!he
h•Hnir ol
uward m(X)1l11'j
whim"> dlld ld<,tes ot the tvy
Bad Assed N igger Tyoes " at
.11-1 Ute i-:
.,rene 10<1tw.:ty"> league Types
1n every
Harvard all ha11e ;i fros at
•err .. , n w 1! '" the ':,y<,tem
Ut'.b'ilble way They would av01d
i nches from
I ... er, ,, tt
-,w~,em ooe">n t me Uu and Coming Negr o least tour Com m 11tee lhe sk ull J.
Otl1t1al
Report
f('rl!JHI ,.,,thl
~OU
lyi,e beCdU\e lhey 51111 would
The
Bad Assed Nigger
IOw,ct:nt
rt-.e '>ludent boCly believe The rnytn ot the savage
Type
would • also wur
would l>f: rn e UP ot H,pp,e hlJCk rJpe in5t111c1
They
dash1kes and sand~ls Ac
lvDP'I
I
oeoole would I w ould al'>o shun 1he
In
cc:Kd 1ns to the comm11tee
.,.,,,1, l.:tde-d 1 "'~ Love beads
rellectual t~pe because 1hese
U,ese colorl ul monkey -suits
... ,rdJI'!> Cl I
OPllOll Of ba•e ~,, ... know lhal therr power lies
would be COYered wllh Bliek
lt-t:1 .111 ye,H 10t.md Jllc:I orne,
,,, Thell b001e<, and nol 1n !hell
Power sl[€ans a nd sy mbol§ "
HI rrll:'> o! dr '>'>
only bt
1111 I'll':,
The Comm,11ee had also
h•tJJJI~',
f
tt,pp,e lype
ltif1E•ICd!egory •Sone Iha !
5ugge$ted that 1h1s • type " be
l.l(•r<,u11 woul
ue H~Qu11ed 10 me Comm ittee lei! Sullolk
required 10 wear gold rings
,, dult-:t ,n ., me tQfm ot J I Jheady has an abundance ol
1hrouah 1t-e11 noses " but 1hat
lr,,•e'!>l1011 QI ~e I) lree love
f his IS the Wh+te Midd le Cl~ss
was ehm , nated because some
ba:J'f hc.e 1pul)l1( QI' Olhel I Type T he!.e kids ·· now make
Comm1Uee members " tell lhat
0 1 p,ote<,I d dll~l !he "iotatus
UP 8}g) percent ot Sullolk 's
11•asab11much " Th1s " type "'
ouo e1 we11d [r1;1ern rehg1on
l:>luden1 bOOy . according to rhe
would prowl the corridors al
r, !ieJUdl per er'!>1on
Comm1 t1ee lhat prap05ed the
t he Un1ve rs11y and " pttch
lr1Jd01 1
1on otheabove 1ules
Adm1 ss1on r ev1 s1ons
pennies out 1n Ridgeway
tllt- H1pp1
lype
person
I n dealing w i th the White,
Lane " Whenever d1gnitann
would .:it'!>o '>hun ba!h1ng
M id dle Class Types "
the
sp~e at Su1totk this " type"
'l luc1111ng te IOooil"> and tilt> comn11t teele l1 that the percenl
person woukt be displayed
I vy leag e I ype
The should be reduced 10 5,perc.ent
prominently They would scorn
ll1uµ1e wou d p10111de tne
I h,s ~ percenl would be
lhe
UD and Coming Ne1ro
Urnver<,1fy w th d l:,mJH scale
g,oomed and 1a1 lored " to l11
Type " as " honk1e lo,,er " and
1md1>:C ot the la,~e, schools 111
1t-e1mage...ctby !he " big name
urcle
111i' ,ue.i
°"'hools The o ther peC¥Jle now
M any members ot
the
I he r'o(' , t
ue would be the 1n the While Middle Class "
Un1vers11Y eicpressed tears lor
Uu .i11CJ Con mt1 Net,:ro I ~ue
t,troups woulo have 10 alter
lhe N ice , Middle Cl ass Girl
lh•">••1oup w t<1ores<,1nnea1
their l1tesiytes 10 ht 1n som e
C01ng To College To F i nd A
lleJn I l o the bou)(hl ,n the other g,oop One com mtllee
Husband Types " Wtlh whit
,c.,.,u11.i1Jl11 o ,ced s tore!> ,n the membe r who retu!,ed 10 be
they desc11bed as " crazy
Uu.,1011 .ire
They would 1dent1! 1ed slated that ·•some
nigge rs .. pr(M'hng about lhe
.tlWJII'> he 1J ,re dnd dddre<,s
Nh1te kids could gel black shoe
ca mpus Hey tell 1ha1 the
k.'dCht.'''> d'> S11
01
M 3m
polish
He wa s h oaelu lly
'rape 1ns t1nc 1 would be loo
,id ':illl+le J 101 10 pr ove th.lt mt1 k• ng a 10ke .tnc:1 he d1dn t say
pONed ul tor !hose .. un1ramed
11\!j' IOC '>
l?Jlly do hove whallhe kids wou ld do wtth
At 11can savages " to control
u, 1ghte• tee h the brighter
the shoe POl•'>h
One commi ttee suggested 1ha1
ICClh would I OY 1de these Up
J he
White M1dclle Class
!he Urwvers1ty buy several
Jtld Loming cgro Types w ,th
I vpe w ould dr ess 1n simple
dozen bloodhounds and attack
d icehnf ot
ee I am as good clothes l hdl rellec.1 rhen plain
Clqs5 •n case ' lh11'8S get OU! ot
,1"1 mv w h,te 101he1,1nc1 1 I lry
t
c0111mon I.Jste!; Blue slac k s
ha nd
h,11d he will 1.lke me eau.tl 10 ,irld banlon 1erseys wou la be
In keeping wi th !he tim es. !he
111111
I tus ~
en! lyPe wil l oe
the ,eauirernen1 and !he
eve,ybody 1hey <.. tuden1s 1n this class could
comm1 1tee tet11ha1 ano1her one
percent should be comprised ol
1 Jdd1 l 1ondl
m
chro:.e belv.een white tennis
the ·c oa:1 Indian Type " They
Ncg,oe!> will
,neaker<,· o, b1own penny
re11l1Vl! Ille'>
stressed the laCl that lhey
ll'(.t'!1\le ,lb<, urely !lee .:i lile 1oote1s 1 lley would i ndulge 1n
dldn 1wan1any redsk.ms " li ke
PCfi. Ter ot JuhJn If
co11:, urnp11on ol l arge
,U~ lull col
the one5 OIJI ot ·• John Wa yne
beer t The Com
Uond to h.rn on the11 wJII<.. JI ,JUJfl!1t1£'!,
111, 1tee
!.UlliteS 1ed
e1 ther
mones" or at Wounded Knee
hU1111.'
Buclwe,.,e, Of
hl,tz 1
These lfld'ians would wear blue
N o school
OI th,,~ :,JI I c.lll
I hey could dJte lhe Nice
denim work clo1hes w11h a
Lio.' WllllOUt II
Absenl flltnded
vague ooor ol horse dung (for
lr,ft'll(.>(.!U.JI )Pf'
Tt11':i group M 1dOle Cia'>S Girl G01ng To
L.Ollege 1 o t ,nd A Husband
elhrwc llavOI" and aulhen11c1ty J
will r tlllltl''
10 µe,cent ol
I.,. pe onl~ 11 Ihey di!> layed
Orce a yea r these Good In
[ he• New 5 l!Olk
I hey w ,11
the pr ape, Jm°',,nt ot ·c\.tss
d1an Types c ould do 1nt>.I
llt! ,eouued to we.u DJggy
11.ln:,Cef'ldclnc.e
dances ·•p,o,,.d1ng 1hey don' t
(IOl h _•<, ha• ,,mmed gld55e:,
These
types· would COfl
take any 5CalPS o, burn down
Jrrj ',11\~e I I <,melhng PIDC!>
'!>ll!U le the bul k ot lhe haler
ou11d1ngs ha ha ha ·
l IOI I Of IW hours each week
The Board rJ Trustee-5 e1
me..e ">luden) will take 1u1 ns 111 lte\ cl\ !hey en1oy Iha I so, t ol
'> hOOH)I IC brother hood
pressed a wllhn&ness to get a
µ,1c111.i, 1he
01 ndOl!> ot lhe
I t wJ<, With much 1)11de Iha!
tew 'paleface m1ss1onanes" lo
~ hoot w1lh
.ivy votume!, ot
U~ corn m1t1ee .:innouncet:1 the
out lhe ·poor savages " on the
IH)elry tuc l!d under then
,1 ghl Path This generous oiler
,11 ,,..,
1 he
w,11 tal k to comµ051 hon ot the llnal 5
thcmsel\lC', Jlld drgue Ill pe,cent This groop wJ S sub
;~:ke~c:~,e~..
d,v,ded into l1ve
1, 111ge
1Jll)!UJ~('
l 11t111g ,;111 1n
~I (lup<,
I hi\, deployment OI
sta:kpded to l ure !he " Good
~llec1u.1I
er the me11ts OI
lhJI 5 percent woold m lhe
lnj1an Jyoes mto the arms of
tllt' C••SICnt ,11 phd<,QPhy a&
1
Ou, Holy M other the Chur
ClPPO<,Cd t
the n1hd1<,IIC
ch
th\'or,e<,
ound
,n
\he ~~riot~ - ~ c~~;;~..1!~11
o the, :,choob rn the ar ea
I he lour th l percent group
1110:,t11ut10,
ot
Wes1e, n
One pe1cent w ould De
""as ltlled w 11h another umaue
L,!htlO'>(X.IIUC 1h1nk 1n~ I he<,e
co,npa.,ed OI Puerto R icans a
l:>eC l •onot humanity !he " M ale
pea>le w 1U .1v01d JU ome1
1
and. Female
Homose1ual
fyt)C<,
1101 OU I 01 d1!:,h ke bul
~~Ju~11 : ; ~rn~P c~°m!'.~~~
Type was a h1tw1lheveryone
, J the• due to inabll1 ty 10
mernbe1 !>J1d that th•l:> group
w ho he a rd t he idea
The
t0111t11 UIHCdl
with peoore a l
h.1s oeen av01ded ,n the past
thought ot or.tncma 1a111es
IC\l:>CI intelh ence
101al ldc k OI
J nd
ta 1ooed bu ll d y kes •
1 he Comn Hee 111ve&1ti1•.1t1n.; Clue 10 !hell
mt1nne,s demeanor ,Hld socia l
seemed to have widespread
rne
Ac1nu s1on
1ev1s1ons
ta<,1e
He also mutlered
aporoial among all conce,ned
su~.:c!>ted I t pcaplc ot Jew1!,h
they can I
This !ype " would dress to 1he
or,1,o:111woold end 1hli!m5elves to sorne1t1mg about
keep 11-.eu hil•ld!> oft lhe whlle
hl11mthe latest Wgstylesand
1111') iyue I lhel welt The .tll
ta:" I<,
t tus
lype
would
tash1ons Thetewasalsosome
C..11t1ol1c COl 111111ee w ould n01
talk ot crea11ng a School ot
)!IV(' \hell
ed<,Oll'> tor lh1<, µ1ov1de 1he Un1ve1s1ty with a
un1aue
d1s1mc11ve
at
Hand1essrng here al Sullolk
ma,p he ,e unher alded 111 h1ghe1
Ttlal idea IS -meeting 51111 op
sun:'>~~\ 0 percenl ol the
All members ol
p0511100 Ir om- lhe members ot
:, lude111 bod w oold COfll>lSI OI edUCd !IOfl
thl!> · type would be sea r ched
lhe B'oard oi Trus1ees. mos! ot
lhe N ice
tddle Cldl:>5 Gir I
whom are bald anyway
Lon~ lo
tcge lo F111d A betor e be , ng allowed on
This
The llnal l percen1 ot the
ltu'!>barld l pe
1 t,e~ g111<, Un1ve1s,1y p,operty
preventa \Ive measure wa s
would !>('Ille 10 keep lhe Ivy
taken by 1he comm1uee· 10 ~~eednt b:y ~-~!~le ~:'e ~
I c.it,:ue Ty
male 1n hoe
ehm1na 1e any chanc e ol
gerera
and Perverts
I !IC) w oul
Pl ()VI CIC an e•
muggtngs stabb ings, or olher
Upon heanng 1h1
5
Oun
tell(:'11 1 ou ll I to, the 5eXUJI
acls 1ha1 dety good 1a s1e a nd
M ichael Ronayne stated 1ha1 'no
reed<, 01
ie
Ivy le,1guc
111ape1 rno1JI conctuc:1
recru11men1 dr rve 1s needed lor
lyve
with I hindcnng tl\dl
I he commt1 1ee su gges1e d
this hnal groop as the quota 1s·
tyi.,e
m ht'> never en<11n~
th.JI once a y ea 1 the schOol
already hlled by !he peaple m
(ll~<,I tor
1g~e, dnd bell I
could h.:we a
Puerto Rican
Rl 9 the home arlj stomping
tllllif!:, I he
g11 I<, would en
0Jy
co111ple1e wl!h 5uCh
grourld ot !he Sutlolk Journ,I
COU IJfC JI
serve lhe IV\'
JCl1Vtt1e~ J~
d ',WIIChblade
">IJII
I 1·,1 ►:ue1!) 111 e11e1y wav
In the11 tmal stateme.nl 1 the
0
fl('tC<,!),IIY
1 hey woulll l)e o1.,.n1p1cs Ju event l eatu1ing
1.:indom to,n1c.:i11011 and a p,ess
1he Comrn111le To
ll'Qu11ed 10 rt'">'> ">hh<..hly ,Hid
81Jck M.11k t s1all t in one ot
with COIi', nl t ol)d ,aslC
11-e Men., ,e~1 ,0001<,
The
Wuml'.'Jl <, h IJ\1011 .... ould be
,1 .... toulC5I OIK l'l.!1 1111Jg1twble CO!f111H llt'e <,la led thtll 1h15
would LH OY1de '°' !he ,ele~5'f' u~~1csr1~:te !ndNe·71.
10 IIIC'>t?
h,.11 ll•lllt Id<,~<,
al ,utur,11 POeno Rican hab• l!:I
make H;Hvclfd and all !hem
Ut,ll:, .... oultl ,e IIIJlldJntory d'>
Jl'Li I 1v.Jer1CtC!>
' Other place .. h ke lhal look stck
would t,e pau t11 ho~e ,rnd
I he ~ ond I percenl g~ OUD
arc! ve1y 11ery mler10t" •
t)Jl\lll''> l I only PidCe wh&c
i',eo~;;'I '~ts
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f~:~e w!;d~o!
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element ot
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who has} the knowledge of
the wherabouts of this
woman (or one like her)
contact Tau Kappa Epsilon
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