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Suffo.l k University Bulletin
College Catalogu~ Issue 1975-1976
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Th e building. completed last
week at a cost of S10 million , con•
tams seven Slories and is supported
In a 150-foot diameter rubber raft ,
r.onstrucled by " !-101-Air Systems,
Inc.'· of Washington , O.C.
The building will mo\'e al an
,1vcra,RC of :?5 4 yards per hour , and
1s due lo he localed in the Azores in
J fe \\
months (pending ocean
1;urrenls and wind 1>at1erns) .
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Prn)Crnm" between lhe Soviet
l ' nion and 1hc lJniled Stales. Suf.
folk tJnive rsil y undergraduates
too_ uff 1oda} fro m tog11n Airport to
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i\lurh lluu).!1'r E".ns,• Jlh•ns,•. hnnor.ihlj • o ne . hul why nol have an Aztec
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Murk /lou)(t'r l.1k P ,1 prt!J,ln,,nt ~archne
Chu irmun How 1
\ncl vou. Mr Bareas-. ·,
Mr Hu n!uss Oh
o h : fine , no prnb l1•m jt\s1dr>:I \\'h} m1!? \\'h~ do they
turm c nl m1•1 I lik 11 m ) joh.
Ful/hurn The wholt• lhing \\Ill him-. O\C'. r Ifs Spnn!r,!l1m e
Murk ll oUj(l'r (Aside:) Poll~ want a cra cker ,
Clummun How And you. Mr Authur or this Ira.sh~ pa rody. H ow do you
f1 :t:1 ·1
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The> cust nm,; lw morn th,tn w1~1 r.o n chew
8111 why sho.u ld w e h e so hl~c?
We know that we have no 1hinJi! e lse baller to do
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ANN'S
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university·maintenance
C haracters
Spinazzulu
Mark Rou1ter
F111lham
Mr n,,ri•,1-;s
Ch.11rm,111 Ru\\
A plas11 c pla n t
.'\ Chnru~ nf SuU olk Orunrs
\V1· an• -.1ml1•nls from Suffolk I !
,t{'' waslr,•ls proud .incl lrnP
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\V1• i•bt l..t1")t!r sl~\\
,\Ir lltm•us~ I Prvutt:'il) IUM)(lnM his lward end mumhlinRJ Oh, hear
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p1h
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c:hmrrnun Hm, Wf' I\ sp11k1•n t-.:m, c\u\,n to husiness
,\lur~ Hnu~wr EJ1u1s, · pl1 •,1st·. h n nor,1h\., nn e. hul why not have an Azlec
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Murk Houj(11r {Asirl c : I Poll y wanl o i:rncker 1
Chcurrnun How t\nrl you . Mr Aulhnr nf thi s I rash) parorty. How do you
r,.,.r,
Aulhflr l.ik,! Coli leo . r evernnt sir. ahnu1 10 rcsrnd hum hi) to your divine
anh! rvention
c:hnrus lnin us nc:<1 y~ar for Suffolk 5) ndromc No :?
Thtl cos l ma\• h e morn 1h,m \OU con che\\
Bui wh)' s hn.uld we h" so hl~1e ·1
We kn ow 1hat we havP nolhinM else butler 10 do .
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Tht> sor:ontl now 1rus1c1•, althoui,!h
,, me mber of,, minority (lrnup . hos n tht· rP1
Hling of !he mi nibes , bu l goes beyo n d moderatio n is
mur.h )lfelllt•r rapport with lhf' 1hry"d µ ul th e Pope t slee~ Out- dangerous a nd no good . I also e n joy
Bo,ml. " 1l e's a gre al MU):· com- sicie interesls' Well . I H \ 't! scteral gardening and dati ng: ·
nwnlcci Thomas Fu lham . Preside nt cats ,11 homr that I en1 0 ~
All in a ll, stude nts of Suffolk can
nJoy
of SuHnlk "We s1iem 10 speak the dcahnJ! wilh s111de nts fJ like to pa rly look fo rwa rd lo better rep rese ntas;rnu! h1t1>,1Ufl)ll! No. I don ' t thi nk the a lul. th,lu~h 1 feel anythi n@ that lion o n !heir Board .
hu-1 th.ii lw 'i-. relat e d to 'th!'! lud.,i e
\\Ill h.unpn u r bias his perfor- r - - - - - - - - - - ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,
nrnnc1 1 hihuld Row,• {lhe nrw
• \rc
tru st l't•d
cd .J 1s a free »linker ··
Tlw j,ul)(l! a>,irccd . " Mnny timfJ'I,"
lw co mmPnh!rl . " Archlhuld and I
would h e o ul S\\ rn)lin>,i lhrou~h the
lawnlnower p ushing will beco me
Crab Grau
!recs. and \\c '"n had mam lele-ll•
a rc h aic (c r ab g r ass n eeds n o
(Creepus Crud)
tutes. I w.1s 1mp ressecl hy his bn!'llc
r-..1a ryjano. it's a ll ove r the fr o nt taming) .
concern for studcnl geed!'! ...
Yo ur ne w ye llo w-green lawn will
lawn . Let mo t'Xplo1n. dea r rea der.
An Un1lisclmmd sou rr:r.. howe\'cr. since it's no l what )OU thi nk. She is be th e talk or the !ow n. fA t least
.;nal 1hat Archibald Rowe hnd mv wa,c hcan on 1he wi ndow sill. 1h a1 Is a ll th ey' ll be sayi ng abo.ut
f.11 h~d in most nt hn pruft•ssions anrl Y;slt'rd,1, ,;hf' c.om ph mentod my youJ) Sil hack and watch your
that lhe lud"'ti me rel) sci up h is hmn . im~i nM 1ha1 Ke ntuc.k)' Bl ue ne igh bo rs siave on !he ir yart\:S. Now
~r,inchmn in this sint;"Cure for lack nf Gr,1s~ would )ll'I Secreta riat 10 do you ca n spend more ti me wilh your
othe r em 1
>loymen1 \Vo have no way some f.1ni :~ .sle ppin)l.
Javor ite pl a nts. T alki ng a nd cud dl•
of confi r min>,i this
But this mor n inp. Ma r yjane. ing feve n tickli ng) them .
Don 't yo u r plants have feeli ngs ?
Arc hihu ld , indeed , denies this. " I th ere .ire ycll o\, fl owers wilh six
think I c,111 re lrthJ well lo the grctJn le)Zs craw linl( a rou nd the Shame an vou . You 've bee n
negler.li ns th"em. Ti ll nex t time.
Truslres ," h+• commontucl. " Of 1<r,1ss Oh, swtict :--Jntu rf' (it's not
r.uurse. somf' th1n.,is thnl )Ill on bore ri~hl to fool Mothe r Natu re'). happy cu h ivalina!
m•: ~tan~ 1111ws I nod nu! riu rin!' you\•c do ne ove rn ighJ what I've
lriecl to do fo r the lasl two weeks.
T hat clnrk h lue-Rr cen was ju"st too
piscatory murders
clrnh for ,1 law n ; it needed so me
\ PII••" h1~hh~h1s to be a nt!i)Zhhurhnotl ,;ho\\ piece
You ,, 111 rrnct it NIS~ lea rn ing 10
r,11!-r hf'ailh y crnb MrH$S . Go lo a
Thomas ,\. Fulh,un , Pn•sidcnt nf ;,1 1la art• !win~ held as sus pects hy
univNs it, iwcurih lnnanc hclic\'t•s neiizhhorhnud of fairly wea hhy.
8u ff o lk I l ni\'flfSII\. 11fficia lh nn nnunt:t•d 1
orla, 1hC di•,1th of f;mr of that 1her~ nr,• pos~1hl} three people middlc-a_wNI pf'ople You know. 1he
y,irtls \\.ilh th e s1rnv..,~ha11ed greyh ii-. lr-411))1:lll f1~ h . FrNlriclc . Eziclwl. in\'O\v+-rl m 1h1s ,llh•jl:Cd clondPst inr
hai red ,z,1rdcncrs fthc~ ·re so cu te
opPrllllllll
l 1t1!l j llCS, ,m d Jo,• . Thi• C,IIIS I' ur IIH'
when thP y ~runl) in thr fro nl . a nd
ln nanc suid 1hat Fu lhom told him
clc•;1 1hs is unk nown .
1t\\'1mmi-n)Z pools and sundecks in
Allh nu~h 1lw hollies \\e r e fou nd thal Spinnzzola h ad said . " Per tht! h,1Lk Finding such a location.
th ree tl ays nijo. the a nn ou ncement snnall) . l ha te fis h."
_you' ll hnvc lo walch ho\\' they h anwns wi thh o ld cl ue to th e in vesli ~aT he link hc twccn Ham mond and d lo the pla nt, then do lh e opposile .
lio n hy loc,il a u tho riti es.
lh c fi s h es · rl ea th has no t b ee n
Don' ! use 1h ose po ke rs a n d
" I tl nn 't 1111df'rsl,1m l i1 ,' · Ful ham so lved yel. hut ii is a ll eged 1h11 1
ni trate poiso ns (ho l s1uH!J th e ga rsuld " I r.a mc into m)' offi ce Mon- Ihere is some conneclio n he1wecn a
de ne rs use . Seeds a re eas il y obda)' mornl nj,( nnd fou r of my fis h pns1ca rd siK ned by Ha mmo nd. th al
ta in ed. or )'OU can lra nspla nl th e
we re floal inM o n th e lo p or th e w:1s nen r the fish tonk, ahd the
crn b grass. You w ill find ver y Hui e
wa le r."
m yste rious 1leaths . T he posl ca rd oppos i1ion to lift ing a pl a n t or two
1' he p resid e nt ~aid 1hat oft er he dema nds 1h nt e ith er Fu lh am relUrn
from n neigh bo r's lawn .
hnd o hsc rved the in acli vi ty of h is his lihr,tr~ honk ur o IOC r: ha r,1,: e
Q nce you have n cou p le roo ted in
f 1s h, he .r.:nll ccl tho.u ni versi ty sccuri - wou ld be accruecl dai l) fro m the
your lawn , MettinM mo re to grow is
1, nrfir.c a nd o rdered th o rn lo be,wm d ue da te.
si m ple. A ll yo u h ave lo do is wa te r
i;11111 C>rl ia ll' inv1 •sli)(a lion of w h nl
Anoth er susp+'CI , w hosf.\ nnme 1
hc pl a nts T h ey wi ll go to seed
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1ppcarctl to h im rts a dnnd cslme ,1ppears on a mail o rder in;urnnce
th emselves
sche me 10 ove rt h row the presidenfo rm which \-\as l)ing on Fu lha m's
If ,011 \\rre smart 1n trn nsphrntcy ,
df'sk a l 1he limr of lhe dea th s, has 111),! . you pul 1hr pl.mis in a spnl
Pete r In narw. chi~ f ur Su rfnl k
nn l hmm loco lcd fo r qucst io ninK. w h ere 1he p reva 1\inij weste rl ies
IJmvo rsily s1• r.nri1 y a nd coo rd ina tor
,rn tho
still sea rc h in~ wi ll carry 1he
or 1hc 11wf's tii,:a1io n. curnmc ntml 111 The dt1l'!o> nt ies arc 111 thr \\ h+•n•• across )'Our duparachute-like. seeds
fnr
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ll )Zrt!e n lav,m So me
nc s men. "Then· an· fou r cl ,•,ul
mort• ,,,, IN ,ind sunliMht ;ind ,1ho11l!o> of lnhn Dot•
fi sh. Wf> urc j,!Ol ll.l( lo fi nd oul who
Cumpltcntions h.t\ e arisen con- vn il a• - six legs spread ing a nd
d mwi l '
yt1 ll ow fl owe rs reachi ng sk yward .
A 24- hou r vi,1,:i l Kl 1lw moni to r ccrnin,< the cornp l4!110n of lh t• inAfte r a week or two th o prob le m
tltisk in th t" Uona h1w 1.nhh v is u n- vcsli)(ntion An aulops, cou ld not
of dull lawns wi ll be solved. Crab
dn wny prf'p ,1ra1o r) tc~ soh:ing lht• he performed since the fonr fish
Krass wi ll have been successful in S_ 1 my wax bean on the window
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bod1f's h11,1 a lr,•nilv been flus hed
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m ySMU°)' of the four dcu 1hs
iuking over. Thr. Saturday ri1ua l of
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. S!hsk) and Hu1ch al Gay Lib rally .
Tru'ill'• '. ,., of Ac;rnn t'>.lnu:tinn Sh,.
Thr s1•urnd new 1rusl c1• , althou11h
.., th,•, oun1rw,1 pi•r,. 1111 1'\'!!r tu st•n 1, •1 mPmber of a minori1r llroup. haii a 1h1• rt> ,1ding of the minutes. but J(oes be)ond mod e ralton 1s
on 1h1· Bn,ml
111111:h ~rea!Pr rnpporl \Vilh 1ht• 1hr~ 'd pu1 the Pnpe lo sleep Out• dangerous and no good J also enjoy
S1•,·,•rn l .,, 1,hru\,s \\;err r,usml Bu,,nl . "1 le's 11 great guy ," com - S1rle intercst5 7 Well. I have Jl!\'C ral ijardenintz an_ dating,"
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'"h,•11 ll11,1h skn c..,tl mh urderml nulk mcnletl Thomas Fulham, Pres1dcnl f ills al homf' 1hal I enjo~ I e n1 0~
All In all. studenlS or SuHollc.can
:1 l.1 111111],, for h,•r ,q;crlif. hut \'u 1, nf ,;uffnlk " Wr ~uem In sp,•ak 1he
ealm)( wi1h s1uden1s' l like 10 part~ look forward lo belfer represen1aPr,•siclPnl Flmuwn hnslih f•x- im mc l.111111111),!•i No~ I don "
f"think the , lul. 1hnu11h I feel any1hin),! that 11on on their Board.
pl.111wd 111 llw Unurcl that this ,,,is f,11 I 1h.11 h,• ·11 n•la!i•d 1n'rhr furl~e
,11111l1l()r11•n1,1lu1s1um
\,ill h,1mpcr or baas his perfor- ..,..- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- --.
11H11u.1· Arc hihahl Rowt• llhe new
lrw,r, •,•d
eel .I 1 a fn•.-. l-hmkrr"
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Tlw JudJ,!1' ·•~reNI :· ~tan~ times."
tw i:mnnwntcd. " Arch1hald and I
would llf' 0111 S\\ m)(in11 1hrou){h 1he
lawnmower pushins will become
Crab Grass
tn•es . mHI \,,>vr had man, lt•lc-5archaic (crab grass needs no
(Creepus Crud)
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lf•lt!S I \\,1s 1mprcsserl h) his hasic
~l.1ryjanc . it's all over the fronl taming) .
,·nnt:t•rn fur SIUdPnl OC'Ctls ..
Your new yell.oW-green lawn will
•\n unclisdosi•cl !$OUrr.r, hnwevt!r. lawn I.cl me (!xplai n. dear reader.
,., d 1h, t Anh,h;iltl Ro" e hncl
since ti's nol what \OU think She is he the talk Qf the town· (At least
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lhat is all 1hey'1I be saying abo.ut
f.1,l,•d 111 11111 st 11 rtwr proft>~srnns untl Ill\ \\,IX' h('lln on ihe window sill.
y;..,1,•nl,1\ .,h.-, cnl11imentfld m) you 1 J Sil back and watch your1
~t;::~,:~,:·n ~:: :~~·'i ~i~,~~!;r/;~r ~!>ckh,~; l,1,, n. sa\ in1,1 that ' enluch Blue neighbo,rs slave on th eir) a r(\s. Now
uther t•mpln~ nwnl \Ve have no wa~ Cr,t'i-. \\l;uhl ~1•1 S1• r1•1ahai to do you can spend more time with you r
favorite plants. Talking a nd cuddl•
of 1
:onfirmin).! 1his
smn,• f,1n q sltlppin).!
ing (even tickling) them.
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Don'! your plants have feelings?
Ard11h,1ld intl,ii!d, rlP111es this "I th~:~I ,1~:is\'C~:,:n;~:~e~: ,:~a::~
1h1nk I t.,1n r1•l.11e well lo lhe ~re,•n lei(; craw lin){ aro und 1he Shame crn you . You've bee n
l'rnsl+'i''- ... h,• 1
;nmm1•nlecl " Of ~r, 1..., Oh . swt.."!?I '\',11ur~• fit 's nol neglecling th em. Till next lime.
n111rs1•, :.nnw lhlllj,!S that ,1,111 on bore ri).!hl to fool Mo1ner Nalure 1 1. happy cuhivaling!
N(:W l r u s l cc enjoys dinner al
nw l\l,in~ 1111ws I nml nut durinJZ ~ou·n· don!! ove rnlsht what I've
Park e r I lous e me eti ng,
lricd tu do for the lnsl two weeks
Th,11 ii.irk hlue-jZreen was just loo
piscatory murders
clr,1h fvr ,1 l,1wn. it needed some
, 1•1\11\\ h1).!hliJ,!hls 10 he a ne i1,1h•
h11rhn111I .. hm, piei:e
Ynu \\111 find 11 Pas~ lea rnin1ii 10
n11o:;,, hrallh\' c rab grass. Go to a
Thnrnas A F11lh,1rn . Prf>s1d1•nl of 111\.1 .ir1• IH"in1,1 ht>ltl as s11spcc1s h~
Suffolk l lm, ,•rsll~ , nffir:inll~ nn- u111vPrs1t\ s1•c11rih lnnant! hcl11•v1•" n{•1,whhorhnml of fair!~ wealthy.
nnunn•d tnd,1, !hf' dPalh nf four of 1ha1 !her~• ,1rn pos~1hl~ thrrt> people n11d1lle-a11NI ,,Pop le You know. the
$l('d dand1•st1n1• y,mls \\\lh the slraw-hauerl greyhis 1rupir.;d fi s h : Fn•drir.k . 1-:zwlwl. in\'Ol v+·d in 1h1s ,tllt~
upPral111n
hair,•d ~,mlrners (th e~ ·re so cute
lai:qut•!,, .111d Jrn• Thf' t:lltl 'il' of 1h1
lnnnncsaid that Fulham 1olll him \\ht•n 1h,•, ~runll 111 the front. and
clealh!-t is unknuwn
Al1h1111~ h 1hr• hollies wcru found 1hot Spinnzzoln had snid. 'Pn• S\\ 1mmin1rt pools and sundedcs in
lhu h,1t.:k- F111dinM such a locaiion.
1hrl'c ,h1)'S llKn, the announr.cmenl sonally. I h.tle fish .''
The link betwcrn Hammond ancl ,uu ' \I hnv(• tu watch ho,\' 1hev hnnw,1s w1thhclcl due to lhc invcstigadie 1he plan I. then do the opp.osi1e.
lion hy locn l a111hori1les .
1hc rishcs · cl ea1h hns not been
Don't use th ose poke r s and
" I dun ' I u111t,•rs1,111cl it. '' Fulham solved re1. hut n is a ll cli(ed that
s;11d " I cnme i111n In)' uffic:c Mon• there is some connection he1wccn a nilratc poisons (hol stuH!J the garday mon11n11 anct four of my fish pos1card signed hy Hammond. that dene rs use . Seeds are easi l\' ob•
,.,•,:rc flunlin M on 1hc lop of 1he wns nenr the fish tunk. and the tained. or you can transplallt the
crub grass. You will fn,d very lilll o
water
mys1e rio11s de.1ths. Tho. posl card
Tho p resident ~mid that after,. he clemnncls 1ha1 c i1her Fulham return opposition lo lifting a planl.or two
had nbservod lhe inac tivit y of hi s his lihr,1r~ hunk or a !Ot c:har~e from a neighbor's lawn.
Once you have a couple rooted in
fish , he ca ll ed the university secu ri- would be accrued dnih from 1he
your lf!wn , gellins more to jlrow is
ly office ;:hut urcll!rml them lo ht!gin due date.
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simple All yo u have to do is water
11nmedmtl! invmit11o(u1tun of what
Anolhcr susp11c;I, whose name ihe plants They will go 10 seed
ap p1•arcd 111 hirn us n dnndt!stine
es
schcnrn 10 nve rlhrow th e presidcn- apµcnrs on a m;11l order insuranc:e themseh1
fnrm which was I) in),! on Fulham's
If , 011 \H'rl! smarl m 1rnnsplan1• cy .
PL·tn lnnan e. ,.hi.,f uf Suffolk rlcsk ;11 the 1imr of 1hc deaths. h,1s • lllj,! . ,.0 11 11111 thf• plants in a spnl
l/n1Versity si ·r.urily and coordina lnr nol hcf'n loc111cd for questioning. where the pre,·ailing weslerlies
of thi• invf'sli,.:atiun. i:ummcntml tu The ,llllhortlil!S nre still s~nrchinJ,: will car ry the parachute-like seeds
f11r 1
.hlt's l1•,1<hn}! tn till' \\lwrt•· acros~ vour dull ((reen lawn . Some
newsmen , "There are four d,•ad
· murl' ~..•,11n and s11nlifr,!hl and fish We are goinj,! lo find 0111 who ,dm11t:,, nr lnhn D,..,.
Cmnplicalions h,nr.· ,inscn con- \'oiln' - six legs sp reading and
tlmwi 1 ''
1 rnin~ the complPtion of thu in• ~ i•llow flowers reachmg skyward .
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A z4.hour vi)l:il .t i 1h u monitor
After a week or two the problem
d,!sk 111 thf' Dunahu" 1. nhhy is un - vcs lii,(atiun . An au lops~ could not
d11rw,1r prc1mra111ry to solvin)( the he performed since th•· four fish of dull hm ns will he solved . Crab
hodirs have .ilrc•aclv hei•n flushed 1rtrass will have been successful in S_ Is my wax bean on the window
he
myslf'rY nf 1hc fuur de,11hs
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inking over . Thr Sa1urday rilual of
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s,tm t• l,lll)c'H,IW' \Jn. I don ·11hmk lhl" ,1 lul 1h1111,1Eh I feel an)l hinJl 1hat lion nn 1he 1r Uoarct
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,Ill o ld C)r11•nt,il 1,t1'ilOnl
m,mu• !\n.h1l mhl Row1• (lhf' Of'W
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h•· 1 omrn .. 1111•.d · Archil'mid and I
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lawnmowe r pushin~ will become
C rab G rau
1r,•1•'1 ,rncl '"•·n • honl mam l!•h••fi•
a r c hai c (crab · r au n eeds -no
!Creepus Crud)
\t'tt •-. I \\ ,,., 1mpr rso;ed · h\ his has1c
~I. in JJnP, ifs all O\'er the fr ont 1amin.11I
10111.:,•rn fnr ,it ud r nt n<•i'tls ··
Your new yellow.gree n law n will
lawn I.•.') mf' 11 ).plain . dear reade r .
•\n 11nt!1sdt1!iPd 1murr:i• howe\' l'l".
sinu• 11"1 nul w hnt ~nu think She 1s hP the 1alk or the town (At leasl
.,,,ic\ 1h,11 :\n h1hald Ro"e had m, \\I.I'( hr,111 nn 1he wlnclo,.., sill
1hat is all they' ll he sayinij about
f,11 l••d III mu..,1 111h1•r prnf,,,.,11ms ,mrl y, ......_, ·rd,t , ,-tw I u mph m rnrnci m, , nu'I Sit ha ck a nd wa1ch vour,
th,11 1he !111~0 nu!rel, set uv his l,1\\ n ~.,~1n)c' 1ha1 Ken1uc:k~ Blue nl:!1ghbors ~lave on th eir, arqs No':"
)c'f ,IIHlso n in lhl'i 'ltnPC llrt' fur l.1 ck uf 1:r,1-.-. \\H11J1I 1,w1 St;>crP!;lr1,11 to d o ~ou ca n spend more lim e wilh you r
ullrnr ••mpl o~ nwn t Wt• ha, f ' no wa~ -.onw f,1111. ~ .,11•p111n)l
favorite plants. Talking and cuddlof wn f1rn11n ~ lhi-.
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Dul this morn1n,ll. ~lnry1ane. ing (e"en ticlclingl 1hem.
0 011·1 your planls ha ve feelings ?
At1 .h1h,dd 1nd1•1•1l. d1•111 cs 1h ts "I ltlPrt' ,,n~ vullm, fl ow1•rs wit h SIX
1h1nk I ·c. ,n r1•l,11e ""II lo th e · jlrPi•n le)ls craw lm)c' .,round 1he Sh,1mc d'n \ ' OU You've bee n
l" rU'lh• 1 .. h,• c;umm,•nt..!•tl -~or )I[•"' flh 'lw1
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•PI \:,11url' l1fs nnl negleclin,c them . Till next time .
Now 1r11 1 l ce en jo ys dinner al
11111r<11 :,,onw 1t11n)c's th,11 )lll un bore t1)c'h l 10 fool Mother Na tur e'I. happy cu hi\'&ling!
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you ·v1• done ove rnight what rve
Pa d w r ll m11u mee llng .
1111 • ~ l ,1m 111111'~ I nod 1ml rh1t1n>,!
ln ct! 10 do fnr the last lwo weP.ks
Th,11 d,1 rk hlue -~rcen was )Ust too
piscatory murders
d r.1'1 for ,1 l,1wn. ii needed some
' u•llm, h1>,!hli)c'ht.s 10 hf' a nc 1,1c"hhnrh11111 \ ,;hm, p1c1:t>
l Ynu \\Ill f ind 11 P, IS\ lea rning tu
l'h1111rns ,\ Fulh,1rn l'rf'su l, •nt nr .1 111.1 ,lfl ' l11 •in~ hl'lt! ,IS '-llS J)l' C I .. h~ r,11 ,;1• hl•,1lrtn c rilh grass Co lo a
Suffulk l lnl\ ,:rs11, . 11ff1ria lh ,Ill · uni\ Prs11, :,;+ •curt\ \ lnn an,• hd1,,,., •., 1w1)lhhn rhmu\ of fuirh wealthy.
1h,11 llwrt • ,1r,• 1ms~1ltl) lhrt•1• Jlf>op lC' m1d cl1 P-a)c'1•d 111•ople You know . th e
111111111 ,•d 1otlm th,: d1 •,11h uf four uf
111., 1rnp11:nl f, -.h , t-"r1•dt1d, . E;111•h1•l. 111\'oh nl 111 1!11,; ,11l1•,1c"<'tl c lnnrl,•i.1 1111• ~,1qls \\J lh th,• ,;1raw-ha11crl grex•
hn1 ri•d ,11,m\1 nf'f'i jfhe\ ·re so cute
laci pu •s. ,ind Jui- l"lw 1 ,,u._,, nf th•· u111•r,1l111n
lnrn1n" s,lid lh,11 Fulham 1 1.,I tu m "h,•n (ht!\ )c'runl ) tn thf• front , and
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t!P,tlhs is unknown ~
s\\ 1mmin~ pools a nd sundecks in
Ahho ,1>,!h thP hrnlws \\l'rf' found th,11 Sp1nn uo l,1 hacl 5111rl .. l',•r •
th,• h,11k F1111hn,il such a loca tion .
thn•c 1hl\!-o ,IJ.!o . 1h1! ,111no11m:cmcnt sun,1II~. I h ate fi sh ··
,011·11 hnvf• to wot ch how 1hev.-han wa s w it hh e ld du e lo !ht• Ln\'CS liJ,!a•
The hnk lu•twcrn I lammonrl ancl ;11., the plant. th e n do !he opPosite
·on h~ locn l ,1.uth11ri tif'S
1h1• fi shes· ,lr.tth ha s not he cn
Don 't use thos e pok e rs and
··1 dnn ' I untl,•r~l,11111 11.·· F11\h,1m sulvml ) e t, hut it 1s allcJ,!eil 1hal
~ lid " I r:nml' inlo m \' ufficf' t>.1nn• 1twrc 1s some co nn eclmn helwcen ,I n1tr,11 e p01sons (ho l stuff' I lhe gar•
clen e rs use . Seeds are easilv ob•
day rnornm),! nml fo;,r nf my fish pn:,;tc.ird siJ.!ncd by I l,1mmond. I hat
iained . or ·yo u cat trnnspla~I the
Wl!rc flualin>,! on 1h r lop nf thl'
w.i s nenr 1lw fi sh 111nk. and the cr.1b )!'.f llS.!i . You wi I !incl.very li ttl e
\\'O l l!r."
nl)Sl c rmus 1l<•,1ths Thi' pnst Citnl opposition 10 lihi n a pht t or two
Tho prcsidcnl saul that aflcr h r demands 1h,1t c11hr.r Fulh a m return
had obse rved the in,1cli vjtv uf his h1i. hhr,,n hun k or a tnt r:h.1r),!1! from n neighbor 's la~n .
Qncc you have a couple o led in
fi s h.~ c;a ll ccl th1• univcrsit~· sr•curi - would h1•· ilCCt11rcl d,lil) from the
your lawn . l(ellinM mo re to JlrDW is
tv offir.f' and urdcn•tl thrm ·,o ht!)c'in clu e rl,11r
s1mplr All you have lo do is water
,;n1111•1l i,111· 11w1•sl1>,!,1!111n of whal
Anoth<•r s us111•cl. whost• n,1m r lhc plant s They wi ll ,ilO lo seed
ap1warncl lo tum ,1s H daml,•s11nc
appears o n a mail ord1•r rnsuranc,• lhPmsP l\'es
schcm11 to O\'Prthrow thi• prnsu lcnrorm whir.h was I~ in)l un Fulha m ·s
If \1111 \\f'r1• .. 111 a r1 1n 1r,1nsp\11111 c,
l'il' sk ,11 th e 11mP of 1he cir.1th~. h.1s m>,! \ ntl put thP plants 111 a spu l
· 11c 1c r lnnan,• . c.hlt'f of SuHn lk
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The buzzer proves loo much for Donovan Belittled.
hit) fin~! a blu c- ancl•gold black
le111hor jllckel. Far-Far Out bum1wd
and husllcd 1hrauHbout the co nti1st
{which w.as no oon les1l collcc lm~ 16
firld ~ouls , IZ c aroms, eight dSS1111s
and lwo cheerleader,. Truh a s1t11I
in o pas tu re oi younM filli es :
Chris " the CrucHie r " Tristos
added u dozen from the floor as
well as 12 from Lhe charily slripe,
and throe more from the b e nch clurin_w hulf-lime while no nnf' was
wntching. Tristos showed wh~ he is
,1 throe•lime winner o r the NCAA
D1v1~ion Ill 'player of the week ' by
slipp1n~ the lJ PI reporter a sawbuck
.
Captain John Howareya . playin '
rn much the same fashion as his
perennial idol Ernie D from P.C..
twiste d and turned In a slyle similar
10 Far.far Oul's cousin Vinnie's
sister down on LaCranji! e S1
llowareya poured' 10 shots and a
quan uf Gat o rade ~1h~utzh lhe
strinj(S for Z2 poinls.
l:-fi,rh man for the 1eam was Steve
Barellu . wi1h a record 48 points and
seve n jornts for his mos! p!)bductive
night of the campaigr.. 86retta WH
instrumental defen!ively for the
Ram11, locking up the lane and
nrres ling iifvo Scur\lys for usauh
\\llh d e adly elbows
Pat Cryan was hurlin ' for certai n
a ll nigh!. Cryan wH unproductive
1hroughout and finally fled the gym
al 10:45 to hil the paclry for a quick
..!ix before they closed.
A near-catastrophe developed at
lhe ,zame 's end when Far-FatOut
ancl Donovan Belittled pulled
swl lch blades on a sporls
pholographer for taking their pictures. "S heet." explained Belillled,
" I thought he were from Roxbury
Dislnct Court or sumpHn '." "The
sucker scared lhe shit out of us,"
con fessed Far-Far Out. "We didn't
knov. what was gotn· down."
Assislanl perennial mentor Gym
Nelson comme nted on the game
after the game . "tt was a great
fam·e. Look.it. ca n you guys gel lhe
rntramural standlnp in the Journal
this 'A'eek? Oh, by the way. aoftball
roslers are now being accepled In
the athletic office. Can you gel that
in the /ournoJ, too? Hey , thank.I."
When asked about the xame·s
. lopsidedneu, Pub1ic Relations
Director Lou Cornball quipped ,
"Well. I'll tall ya. There wen 10
many turnovers in the game , I
1hou1iht I was in a bakery." Hey, did
you see Don Gillis over there?
C' mon , I'll introduce ya. How ya
doin' , anyways?"
II was a game to forget about. So
forge! about it. I'll say what I said
befo re al the beginning of the story.
This ,eporter shou lda went lo
Salvi's. Pass the gnucci.
Coath Flaw Eyes Japanese Import
It's uHidul! Suffolk Unive rsity
c,111 now l)()nsl of a leller of inlenl
from 1hn1 laparH'sf' hnskcthnll ,t cP,
I IPJ.!f' •llrn-P> ij ust lhink . 1he risinjl
Sun ·,; h1~h sdrnnl MVP for threr?
r.1111:,cc:ulivc sjiusons will soon lw
sttulying in hf' shadow uf uur"
llcnc.;un C lmmbf'rs
In an f!xdusive lnlr.rview ,,ilh
lh1• Assor:i111ed Press. exclus1v u
lw1;aus1• unly AP coul d find I lcMe
0111 111 1ha1 bo)l of a rice paddy
wh..r,: lw works, 1lcMe freely clisc uss,..d 1he rn"80llS for his d1•cis1nn
AP - " Whal mnclc ,·oll d,•r:ulc tu
mak1• s11t:h n hlM mov••;{"
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l..1IHf rhat ~ll) . . " An)w.iy. I
sur111d thrt111j(h nll 1lw 1unk mnil nncl
I wus rm1llv lrHu:h,• d hv n h•111•r
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t'OI) 'IOlllf' of 11 ' 1lcJ(I' . . I ,Jill Ill·
ti•rc-.tnl 1n , •1i11 I ,1m 111tcn•slNI 111
your fulun• · 1 ,un 1nlt•rt•Sll'd 1ll \0\lr
fu1ur1• Hl our honorahle r:nuntn ·
Yer,h
h1• ,<u1•s on like 1h.11 .fu~ n
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ll c~u " Well, I've olwn~•s
,,,tnted to li(O Lo Bo~lon . You see . I
hrnrcl there WilS an intercsling ru Ce
prohlem in Bos ton ·Sn I fi)lurecl if I
dicln ·1 do so ,<norl with bask,•th,1lt I
r.uu ld nlwnys laku up runmn~ ..
1\P - "Whal?"
lleMe " I said ' I hca-rd
Boston .. ··
AP - "l\h. ye ah ... hul wh) Suf.
rolk 1 "
111!,<C - "Su ffolk Universi l)'
finished this yea r wilh a 19-6
record . Such H flaw less record plus
!ht• 1uospect of p layi nJ( i,ny coll ege
earner nl the lavish facifilies a l the
C,11nliritl_wu YMCA I w,1s 11\'t!r•
wh,•lnwd ..
Mt•anwhilf' in Boston , Chnrlic
Flaw ~a\'e his t:nmm •n1s on rh e
µri1.1 • 1 onqucst " 1 lo)tr 's hi)!h school
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p111111 scurin,I,! ,1,•l"r.tj(e. 13 rehouncb
pPr J{ilnw . anrl uni) 4 counls of
Urt•,1kin~ nrnl EnlcrinM ,"
" Wt• 1h1nk he 'll fil inlo lhe lt>am
Wt• hopt• 111' 1s a t1iM man so Wt' can
l1111ltl ,1 stionJ.: future lriam aro und
him "
r,,.1'Panwhile h11 ck 1n 1ho tlnr
Perennial basketball hea d
mild.mannered pose.
hoop
Japanese fishin~ villaMe o r Tippin,
f ltJMe·s high school "Conch ancl the
\ 111.1~1• M
!crclarv/cook st.ind in the
Puhli c I lul School His screams
er:hu w11hin 1ho hl:lmboo wa ll s .
"No, you slupid woman . 5 comes
aflt!r 4 How mon\' limes do I have
tn h•II , o u lh:11 ·,he onlv time 5
comes heforr 4 1s when W{; m~asure
lleji e for Ame ri ca n college
rm:ords?''
coach mentor Charlle Law In •
Th f' secre1ary/ c:ook .. could only
surmise impishly. "Gee. I hope Mr.
Flaw is as amused by our WII) of
measuring as you seem 10 be 1"
Coach repli ed knowingly , " Oh
yes, dear, Mr, Flaw will do just fine .
Afl e r all he works for SuHolk and a l
Suffolk their motto is "We make a
li11le go a long way' . , Why! Have
you ever seen where 1he ch eer~
len ders p ractice?"
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1>1v1sion Ill 'pla yer o f lh e week · h)
-.Ji pptnjl !he I !Pl report e r a Ja w-
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,11ldl'd ,1 dozen from the flo u r s
w,•11 as 12 from 1h c ch.1 ri1y s1n p••.
,tnd lhrtw more from lhe bc>nc h dur111,IZ h ,d£. 1ime whilP no nn ,• wns
\\'.ttr.:lun~. Tristos showed \\h, hi> 1s
Capfa tn John Howareya . pla yin '
mu ch th e same fashion as his
pcrenninl idol Ernie D from PC .
lwisled and !urned i n a slvle similar
lo Far-tar Oufs cous1 ~ Vinme·s
sislcr down on LnG r an~e S t
llo w a r~ ~n poured JO shots a nd a
qu.trl u f CJ!o rdd1~ 1h rou ,wh1 1h e
st rin~s for 2~ points
in
A nea r-ca1astrophe developed al
1he game·s e nd when Fa r-Fat0u1
and Dono v an Beli!tled pulled
sw11c.h blades on a sports
photographer for ta klns their pie•
lures. "Sheet. " explained Bellllled,
" I 1hough1 h e were from Roxbury
D1111nc1 C-oa1 r1 o r sumpfin'R·· ·'The
sucke r sca red the 1hi1 out of us."
co nfessed Far- Far Out . " We didn ' I
know whal was gain' down.''
Assi5tanl perennial mentor Cym
Nelson co mmented on the ame
aher the game. " 11 was a great
gam·e . Lookit , ca n you guys gel the
intramural s1andings in the JournoJ
this week? Oh , by the way. softball
rosters are now being accepled In
the a1h leli c office. Can you gel that
in the Journal , too? Hey. 1hank.f."
When asked about lhe game's
lopsided ness . Pubti c Relations
Director Lou Cor nball quipped ,
" Well . I'll tell ya.. There were so
man y 1urnovera in 1he game, I
1houjlhl I was in a bakery:· Hey, did
}'O u ~me Don Gi llis ovtr there?
C' mon . I'll introduce ya . How ya
doin' , amwavs ?"
I I was ·a ,wa.me to forget a.bout. So
fo rge! aboul ii. I'll H)f what I said
before at 1he besinning q(t he story.
This reporter shoulda went to
Salvrs. Pass the gn ucci.
s Coach Flaw Eyes J~panese Import
I t'!- 11f11nal! Surfulk lJnivcrsil~
nn\\ hn,1~1 t1f.,.,r1 IPllcr nf inWnl
from lh ,11 l,1pan1•s P haskcthall ,tu·.
I ft•),!f' •l lm . P, Ju~I think . 1hr rism>1
S t!Jl.· ., 111),lh si:hool ~1VP fnr lhrcl'
c11 nsei:1111v1• s1•ason.!> "ill soon h,·
,;111d~1n),! 111 llw s hado\\ uf 1111r
l\1•,11 :on <:hnmb,•rs
In ,Ill 1•xd11siv1• inlPr\'iP\\ with
lhe Assuc:1,1ted Pn·s~. 1• dusn•e
hecu11sf' unh Al' cuuld find ll e,ze
uut in that · ho,z of n ri c 1 pndrl y
!
w h ore he wnrks , ll e,1-lP frne ly cliscu~sed 1lw n•, 1so ni- for his d1•ds1nn
AP - .. \Vhnt mmlc you d l:r:: ul c IU
m, 1k1· sni:h a hi),! mm·cT·
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l..11n th,1 1 du }
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surled 1hrn11J,!h all Iht• pmk mall and
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ll c,1(1' - " Wi•II , l 'v c• alw,1~s
\\,1n1rd In ),!U lo Brnun n Yem Ref' . I
lhl'rt ' \ \ ,IS an mlt•rt•slm,I( race
prnhli:m 111 Unslon so I f1,1r11n •cl 1f I
d11 1n·1 do !'141 ,l(und w1 1h haskPth.tll I
t:n ulrl .11\\,l)S taku up runn1n)o! ..
AP - " WhAI ?"
lll',1ril
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·· 1 said · J ht•,1rd
Boston .
AP - " Ah . ~ca h
hut wh ) Suffolk >"
ll 1·,11e .. Surfolk Univmsi l>'
f1n1shc•d thi s year wilh a 19-6
rccu rrl . Such a flawless record plus
th,• prospcc1 of pla y ing my college
r.an•cr al 1he I.wish facililics a t the
C:,unhrid,1,11• Y:\tCA I w.is ovn,dwlmNI "
Perennial basketball head hoop coach mentor Charlie Law in a
/\h:anwhil1• in Dos1on . Charlie mild-mann ered pose.
Fl,,w ),W\ , , bis co rn men ts on lht>
J.ipan esc fishln,; vdln~c of Tippin, · 'f'hp scc rela ry/ cook . co u ld only
pri,w conqu f•sl .. I l1•,z1• ·"' l11,1ah .schnol 111',l(e·s hiJ,!h schonl coach and 1h e surmise impishly . "Gee. I hope Mr.
Sl,1li s t1cs ,lrt' r£•all ~ 1mprPSS I\ ,. - 35 , dl,1)-!1 ' st•1 n •l,u, /cook sl<tnd in th e
Flil\\ 1s as amused b )• our wa y or
pmrll scurm),! ,l\ f'r, t),lf' . 13 rdm1m<b . Puhlrc I l u l School I lis screams
rncasurin~ as you see m to be!"
pn ),lam,• . ,rnd only 4 r::ou n1 s or t•cho w11hm 1hc hamboo wa ll s .
Coach replied knO\.\'ingly. " Oh
Uri •,1ktn,lo! and En lninK ··
"No. you stupid woman . 5 comes yes. dear. ~1r . Flaw will do just fine .
" \\It• lhtnk he'll
inlo lht> IPnm
.1fle r 4 How manv limes do I ha ve After all he works for Suffolk and at
We hu1-.ll' h1• as it l,11),! rnan so w1• ca n
ro 11 •11 \1111 th.11 ·11w on ly lim1~ 5 Suffolk thei r moll o is " We make a
hmld , 1 str'1111),! rutun• 1n1m .\round co uws h11f11n• 4 1s whrn we measure
li11l e go a long way· ... Wh y! Have
h1111 "
H e~e for Ametican co llege
you eve r seen where the chee rl'-.lt•an\\ hil e hack 1n tht• 1111>
rcr::u rds ?"
lea d e rs prac li ce? ..
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Pq:e I
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Why is f.lyse Wolfman smiling?
'
the ni cest sci uf S's on Beacon 1-1111.
Nurse's office plagued
. by dysentary vlclirru.
Wal ch my . .
- - - - - -arts- - - - - A Child's.Garden of Leprosy
·· 1 du11 ·1 ,,,,. wh} w1• c11 n'1 do ,1
l,1 s t.,ful s,• rH• s ahout a fam1h of
l1•p1•r-, 111 Frf'lu:h Polyn,•slil " ·
Norwm Sh1•,ir . hn } wnnd,•r
,11
1111n 1inpn•s11r1n snl al his d 1•!<ik in
Vt> lnur lmlllj,!lllj,C_paj 1
11nas and pink
s111•d1• E,1r1h Shoes tlisc uss m.i,: hi s
11111•~ 1•ffnr1 . ,1 lhirlccn •parl rn1111 l:>••ru•s " 111 1lw 1r,11 li1ion o f Hu:h Mon .
l'uor 1 nn ·
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T lw -.1111),\ wi ll foll ow the Do l,11,1 m II f.11ndy 1hrnugh thrf't'
1(• •1wrnlrnns 01.s lh cy miJ,Cralr from
is la nd 111 island 1•nc11 ti me. druwinJ,t
du!-!cr tu Tal1111 u ntl th e w rruplinJ,t
mrlu1•11 r.,· nr WC's l';';rn 5ocich· In 1h1•
sPrics pilot. t\1idrnlcne Ooh;jnmu 1s
lol!!,. al s1•,1 1111 twr wu y to ltw flcshpot ir of P1tpf'1!li'
Thf' n•llf'll111us l(irl w11sl1Ps up on
lhc lwa ch of ,1 rf' mnh• isl and l1 ·p"r
c n lun} ,in d lu•r.nt111•s 1h 1· first
nll'mhr r nf ·,~e fam:l y lo r:nnlrn) I
tlw ii1s•iniic !In fnlh e r and nlcilr
l1rulh1•r S1111un #1 ,ind !-i1mun f.;!
r,•o;111• c ll\ e h r. hanc:t• upnn 1h 1•
,~I.incl 111 11rn1• In tPSUlf' lhP colon\
from a vu lu 1110. hut Mit.:hcl1•nl' 1
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1011 1,11IPd In he ,rnv,·tl Whilt> lh f'
isl. ind d1 :rnppears ma mtsl nf 'il1 •,1m
,ind hrims1111u•, lhEt ,1url lnk1•s p,trl m
,1 h,1cch,111,11i,1n dPh,1u ch \s\tlh o
~ruup u l Pu rh 1)1Ul'!lf'
frnm Mac,10
mulinef'rs
Slw,ir <ia ut th a l he 1sn ·1 )!Oill)I m
fnr shnck valut' d1 •s p1t c ,wv1irn l w ntr11v1!rsi,1\ sci!ne'i. 1n1 lm lir\)I o n e nf o
hula dance r fnlhn),! ,1pa rt on sr.rce n
f1•1•I 1h;1t lhP lush st!ls and
hurnnn in1er,1ction will ovns had uw
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1111' sh111 :k1n,1,1 11sp(•c1s of lht' show:·
h1• smd " Wh al we ·rl' trvinR to d o 1s
-.ho\, huw people 11s1• ·lrnmnr and
cu mpil'iS\1111 tu nv .--.rcn mf' ml\ rrs,,
1.1rr.11 ms lanr.es The cri1 1cs have
m,ulu ~ s link ahoul lh f' foci 1ha1
1h,•rt• were three murder! , 1wo
\ok.moes , a sea s1o rm and a r p. pe in
!h i' p1lo1 What can I !e ll ~-ou?
You·w• MOI tu j(et !he aurlience ·s
allcnlion with th e firs! shnw Yo u' re
wmpe tin)il w ith Sru rsk )' ood llufch
You need a h11l e action ..
The second show dea1s wilh
S1111on /f:! 's r.ffurts 111 h e l1r a .l(rllllp
ur Indochinese le 1>ers retu rn home
111 ,1 leak>' hua1. Sh ea r sa id !hat 1he
h,1s1c 1hrme uf this segm ent 1s
rac ism S imo n ~ refuse! 10 sell the
,wroup ta r lo ~pai !heir c rart .
d,•s p11 e the ur)li11.f1,s o f t\,is .wn . The
prohl,•m 1s solvt!d'when -the 5enior
B11la1amu·s h+!atl fall°i'tnM !he ba y.
T hf' pruducf'r pninls proudl y lo the
hu.:t that the re 1s onl y one murder
,111rl nnc . easll,r m 10 the sucond
Here eome De Judge
It had hcen one nf thnsl' n il( hls I
drt \ In.I( a ro u nd wilh a few
fru•nd!>. _Mtt llin~ lwis te tl anti ilinkinJ,t
for s11nwrh1n,11 111 tin \V,• wcrP
lu·r.01
11111)1 muri• flp s p1•rn h • h) th1 •
m1nu1, •, \\ht•n 1nsp 1ra1io 11 iilru ck
\\lh~ nnl .1(11 sc i~ a movie·,
\\11: cnllctl up 111 1h r I h,wh Allt•y
rlll'nln s1•11 111~ " A lud,w,• .incl ll1~
lloJ,t " 11 ts pruh,1h ly th e most im p\,1usihl1• muvic I howc ever sc,•n.
Thn ch,1rn cte rs a r c ;1h11ut .i. s
llf'licv,1hlP as lht' pruspcc t nf a Tl C \ \
Rul,'! 1
!\\'/1~ IJuildin~ }' lw 11111\ ic wn s
,1• 1 hi,1,1h upon a rit"prcssin i,c hill in ,Ill
1•\ 1•11 m on! dcpressinM c 11 y. Tht>
1inw 1s somcwh1•rn in the rt•cc nt
11,1s t Tlw s tory opens in 11 plush
"1rncl -p.11H!led o ffi ce . Thi!re's n
l,1rJ,t•· clt·sk promincn lly 1,osi 1i onf'd
in th t! n11ddlc o f th e roo m. Tlw
i:,111rnr.1 pans in , slow ly, on th o dn;k
,inti foc:uscs un ,1 w il y .l(ra y-hnirnd
man \\llh a Dass1•1 1 lound o n hi s
",is
lap
Thi• \\.l) lw loo ke d ,11 1h1• d o)!
s1•,·111 c1 I unn,1111r,d \Nh ,11 \\,IS 1•\·1·11
hcluw it. "Chairman." We h ea r hi s
voice . li e a1>pears to be talkinR to
himself. yc 1 the rlog HI looking at
h11n as if it urtderslands ever v word
IH'in~ sn1d . t\011:ril y th e judge ~nor1s.
"CnllcMe kids these da y!. they h a ve
1h1~ Jr.!all 10 thi nk they shou ld h ave
th,• rt,1,!hl. the r11Zhl to ha ve so m e input . h;1. inpul mto 1hc pOlici es o f
1hl!! tnst1tu tuin In m\ d,1v \\C knPw
our place Wf' went · to dasses. We
, 1111 l11·d \\'1· il11tn · 1 \\ilSIP nur
p ,tn•nls ' molh'\ on rall11•s. nn
h,1rnssin),! trush•ss
.. Thi"' rlo,w
jus l s hank his he ad in agreem e nt.
Now. I have see n biza r re mo vies,.
bu l th is one was ohvio usly going 10
hP. the topper The . p l1111 became
more pervcrsf' h y the minu te. All o f
n sudd e n 1hr door fli e s open. In
slorm 1•1,wh1 typic,11 coll ci;re s1uden1s ,
,111 si:rcarn mJl an d yc llmM something
aho u t " suHucalwn ." Th en tht?
sc:cne sudclc nlv shifts Now w e sec
lhc fun c111m r~om o r a plush hotel.
A ),!rnnp nf about 18 men a rt:' s 1t1 in!i
Portra it of a crafty. evil hauel aru11nd fac inl( tho jud,llc and his
ho und .
(Continued on page lZ)
srran~cr w;:1s the nam e plate o n th e
frnn1 of tbe d es k All ii said wos ,
"The Jud,we": end 111 small lc ltcrs
The Truth About Orphan Annie
b y Eldrilc h Gorm
" It look SC! ri1111s srhul,1r1•h1p tu
1hsclns 1• ,ti \,1st th,• full 1•,1t•nl uf
Orphan Annit• '!> dru,w prnhlPm h1r
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th11!>1'
id,1nk ltt1l 1• ,•vt•s h,1d h,•,·11
uvnl111 1kf'tl Cl,•,1~h 1h1• ~111 \\,1.,
~t1111cd mll urtwr rumtl "
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ur
l.11u1h111J,1 111 1he Fun,n l'apc rs, sal
h.u:k 111 his En)lhsh Dnpl. uff1cc 1
1nd
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purtr,111:-. nf lht• lwo rlll'll h11 ft>cls
1110-.1 111flucnced his un1vcrs11y
1·o1r1•1•r Manhew Arno ld and Irwin
I :un'\
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;Otlr/W. \\,l!<i
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t:r,1\ ·s nii,ihtmarish \•1s1nn f'V l•n tn·
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hut if
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P1 ,1rn111mn \\',I!< 1hu f1r~I. 111 h i:. ,,I'll -
knm\ n cr11 k al 1
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l11 •,11h 10 CuplCJm Kon,!i!aroo ," lo
re\ c,11 ttw ~.ulu-masoc h1 s11c tcnclenuf'!> uf :-..1r Gr{'en lea ns: ancl, more
n•c:en ll }, P111rm1i;!iln 's se minal work
flhu/11t frnogn r m --o;ck ood Jon e"
shtl\\erl onn.• and for ,Ill 1h e urhanc
s,1,,1,.w r) of lhP modern 1
>rim t1 r
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11
th ,· silHr- hui red sa~e . "For ii lt1 n~
111111• I \\ilS utterly 1jLllort•d , )OU
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.1cadc mia 1s a diquish
prof1•!<is111n Bui \\ twn I ,11:hiu vNI
11•11111·1• \\ 1t h llw publication of m)
-.rnd) of 1lw ruo1s of 111vcsl1Jt,tl1\ e
p111t11,1l 1,111 l"\Vood\\,1rcl . Bernstein
,1111\ 1 lur - \\'11 t'kh fl 1•mln" - ,:rl .J.
1h,· I\ orv 1m, £'r n•cu,wni :.wd m e as
1ruh oru• nf its 0\\ n The shulcnli\11\ ,, nw , n,11tira ll ), ~ 1111 should s,• t•
th, • 1•nmllmcnt for Dr S euss a nti
1tw Anwnc,111 lth:n IUl "
lrnmacul,1tP 1n lt•u th1~n ·t11• and
l\\ 11 1•11, ,,1,1 rm 1~un 1
1n•ssed 1t1huci.;o
111111 tht• howl of his pipr w 11h 01w
program . though there is co n side rably more lechery.
" We have to r emember that these
are primitive peop le ," said Shea r .
"And primitive people fool around
a 101. I mean. ifs natural with them.
They don ' I have ou r ha n,i•ups abo.ul
sex .
Asked if he i nt ended lo film o n
location , Shear said yes. the seri es
would he filmed on loca1ion al the
old Ci/ligon 's Island set.
"Ou r budget d oesn't allow £or
scr e wing a r ound in Polyn esia
Beside! , the French inter-island
government wasn't too cra zy about
having an American film crew poking arou nd in o n e o f its le per
colonies"
The producer doesn ' I fee l 1ha1
· lh e sh ow·s c redibility will be hurt
by the facl that eve ryone in his casl
is Irish a nd has red hair and green
e)·es. " H ey," h e said. " When did
yo u eve r see a Chi nese Charlie
Chan ? You think lames Caan anO
H enry Winkler a re Italian ? I rhink
1l's kind or a nice touch , using Irish
peop le to p la y Pol y nesi ans. Le nds
sort o f a universa l appeal to the
whole project. B~ides. 1here are a
lot of · big-moth er Samoans in lh e
Bay Area where I liv e, a nd I
wouldn'I wanl to o Hend any of
th e m "
As for (uture plans. Sh ea r said
1ha1 he 's always thou,iht that a rea lh fine co rne d,· cou ld be done about
<iu.icl rapl egic; " II w ou ld have to he
h andled w ith laslC , though ." said
the produ ce r as he flipp e d the keys
lo his air-cond.ilioned Be n1l ey . .. It
shouldn'1 be chea p o r exp loi 1a1 ive.
Know \\hal I m ea n ?"
lea rn ed Cinxe r . Although aMe ad\anccs him , he sla~s resolutely in
s l~ le; hi s h ai r is combed care full y
forward from the n ape o f his neck.
a od in compe n sa ti on for 1h e,
1hinncss on lop h e 11po rts jaupt ~
s1deh11rns t h e s i ze of t ea
sa ndwic hes.
" But 1hr! rt>al co up Ill f'f'or and
l.ou1hrn~ is mv exa mination o f the
feminist co nsjurac~ in , 1,~1 Bf'O r
Yoj:i 1s ohvio11sly d e p1 c1e1t as the
mnl<' tlomC'sllc, pukrni;t nrou n tl those
111cn1c haskuts th,~ wn~ hr does RII
1lw llmt• /\ncl he 1s cons lanth accom1Mmed h) a c hild 1ncompe 1en1
de,1rl, l;1 h e ll ed ,i n ,1uiclP n\ of
f,11l1•d ·birth ccm lrol Hoo-Bon. ''
P1.irmt)l'.,rn lcnpl 10 his fet•t \\ 1th
th,1r,1cter15 11 c t.•ncr10 , sc11.ect a
volu nw frnm his 1;.1pnc1o us s h elf
,tnd s truck n rf for lh e auditorium It
\\il S hi s cluy to jii!l\1(' a dramatic
n •:uhn.!( frnrn The Cr,meslopper't
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dt>n1l'd lo thos1• pnlrnml'lll,I,! Sul
folk ·-. hnnki.tun• This 1m 1•ntmn 1-.
knuwn ,1s tlw " 1111111111•"
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puhl11 ,111011., ass1)(nt>d II\ th"
En)(hsh d1•parlmt>nt This savP,., 1lw .
s1t11lcnt nrnm prt•cious mornl'nlo; of
rnnd1n,w: the
,ind ,1ll,ms him tu
1rn1 lh,• 111111' 10,, nrrl.s mun: 11nportanl tl11nr,1s. sur.h ,,!> l1•,1r111n>1 hn,.,,·
muc:h h1•1•r h1• con c:unsunH• l11•furi•
passrn~ nu! nr rl11• m1•1.han1rs of rollin,1,1 ,l Jt1IIII
For l'X ,11111111• ti 11111• '"'rt' ri •,1d111,1,1
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h,1pj,?1'1l!> to R,1slm_lniknv . ht• would
h,l\~u rend 546 pa,1ws Ill 1he now•I
lq tk.-' n11 1hn1• hr• r.a n m1sih turn lo
th e pn,w,• marhrl "Epil11,w:i.1e·· nnd
two ·,1,1rJphs tluwn discover 1lrn1 1h,•
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The I-louse of the'
Seven Gables
NJthanie! Hawthorne ·
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mnnv llll\'f!ls. Thts a ll ows for Pas,
skim.min),( nnd 1111d,•rlinin,I! Wlw~
skimmm,w n novel. al tunes lhP pr1111
is su sma ll thut wo rd s rnn 10,1,1c1h1ir
and .i re cliHi cult lo c11mprnh1mrt~
The print in 1he 011t lin1•s is lnr_wC'
1: n oui;rh u nrl spaced fa r cnnu.wh
No ,·el vs. Oulllne : The Lon,c and ' Shorl of II.
;1p,1r1 In b1• skimmed with a
rL.-.hhdll "l111 h prr•, 1•n1:-. ,.,.., ..
..,,r,1111
,
As am s1udcn1 knows ,, hen he
marks a honk. tht' 11nde rlm1n),! has a
t1•ntl1•nc~ lo hur.ome lan!illerl
h1•c,1U!tl' 1h nrn·s nu hreathi n,w rnnm
luotw,•cn wnrds Not onh do 0111 •
hnf's provide 1his spact> . h111
l.1 vis hl y J)fO\'lflP ii ht>IWf"f'll
p,trn)lrnphs as well
ThPSC wonderful t1me-sav1n,w
drvir.cs cun a l~o s,tve a tu11ion
JHI} Pr from spendin~o un lless.
ll'Wless h ou rs In ov r-crowded ,
11\er-heated c1au room . 0~ goes
to an English c lass a nd alls a leep
lislcn i ng 10 the professor ambl on
fur 10- lo 15•mrnute inlerval~e
h11 makes a pornl about the currenl
work Then one mus! rouse himse lf
surfic1entl~ to mentalh digesl the
rnformation and scribhle it dow n.
For 50 minute!li three limes a weel'c .
this .:an he ne rve-wracking: for 75
mrnutes twice a week. ifs a c ru e l
and unu5ual punishmenl
Ou1l111es perm11 1he studenl lo
mm ahove all this Not onl)· do the)
prm ide co mmenlaries analyzing
1h e ac11on more clearly and mo re
cuociSel~ lhan does a professo r.
lhf', also ~JVe an in-depth descrip11on o f each c haracle r in the piece.
which IS shorter, )Cl more involved
1h.1n bits 1
111d pieces garnered in
class discu s1ons
As an added bonus. 1he outli ne,
have one 1hlng t he educa1ors nev,e'r
thare. They fealure exa m ple, of
pmmble lcsl questions and their
nnswer:r1 This Rivy the student an
id ea of whal will be expected o f
him on an exam and provides him
w ith a writing style and ideas h e
can co1>y. One nev~ r appreciates
1his full) u ntil he finds .himself
lea n ing o\'er a mid•te rm with a
hangover from parlying the night
before and having .had no lime lo
sleep.
Ou tlin es are o n e o f t hOH. thirt8-'
which should be immortalized bYi
the college sludent. Because of this
value, 1he)• should not only be sold
in the bookslore. bul sh ou ld be
Kiven away fr ee ly: one for eve ry
S,5.00 purchase . This would serve as
a symbol of goodwill between both
J)a rtie s a nd help furlh er the
11ude n11· academic ca reers.
What's Worse Than Seeing a Roach in Your Sandwich?
T Iit' ccho nf the shol!s clirn.ixed
"Wha1·s for dinnpr?" ask,•rl
C h1-1rli1•. an exprnssiun of an1if:1pa li on rlashin~ acruss his for.1:
" \Vt•II. il's usunll~ pol luck
a round lu-rt>.'' said 5nm . "Ev1!r
si nce 1h,•, found Suzv in lh e hrt>ad
rlrawC'r ,~·l'\' P lrnd lo la kc ,,•hat w,•
can J,H'I ..
C harli e looked al tht! pe n ci l-t hin
0
... seei n~ h a lf a one .
.!>h,1 ft or li.wh1 fiilcrin M lhro uJ,:h the
1 ruck in t h e Wil li , th en rubhf'tl his
anltinnae hrisklv .
'' llo) . I hOJlf' itw y leave soo n. I' m
sla r\'t.id .··
" Rllinx . ~ •ill yu·, lrs Frida) . thuy
l1•,1vf• f!llr ly. Besi d e s , you und I nm
1hc o nl y o nes nrouncl The rns l of
1hr. ,wnn,I( wen! In Prim o's for a piz7.D
A1 thu sound o f n loud click. tho
light from 1ho c rad diluterl l nl o
dn r knc8s . Cha rlif:'s f1tco lilup att h e
sr.ram.h lusl fo r lh o exil.
" ll~d on:· cried Sam as ho
j,(rahhed Cha rli t!'s Ion),! brown hody .
· '.' If you {'on·1 s~lllo clown you·re j(U·
111~ to wrnd up likt> old Ben - a spol
o n the so l,· of so111l'hn1h ·s shot•"
An nudi lil l"' trall of fn~1 tstups ~ni,v
softe r anti softur 11111sirh• !he crack .
"11h 1h .. h, 111,w
or
,1 dusin,w dnur
.. OK .'' s,11d Sam "Tlw
Cllil/il
1s
d1•11r"
The two hu~s cm" led nut onlo
lht! kitch1.•n rl our . Tho air was hem•,
wi 1h the rumnanls of a full d,1 v o·r
rlf'ep-fal :ind hurj,(Or Mreast' 1h~11 ~1
inlu lh c atmosph erP h) fourlePo
hundred dcr,1rcf'S o f fryinj,( Tlw GO ii •
slunl hum of rcfri,w:orafiun motors
11nd c r c 111 an ntherwisf' hlr ,1k
!-!ilt•ncu
l.1,wh1 from 1hc cn feleria crecped
under lht> duur. c:ullin)l throur,1h llll'
darkn c!>s and rcflec:lln~ off the lunr,1
sHtin lcss-sleel c:ou n ter
"Ou vou cal oul much 'I" ask1•rl
Churl ie· as the)' wnlketl do" n 1lw
lun~ ribhc cl counlc r
"No t mall~ ... replied Sam "I ROI
lnrnetl off lo ii whun I was a kid Wt~
us,•d tu cul n l th,! Chines<' pl.in•
nround th,· t:o rn e r Th~ foocl \\US
ijrc.1 t, h111. you know . 1hrcc hours
lalcr rrt IH• h unij r)' n11ain ··
" Yeah . I know what ,•011 mea n."
siml Chnrlie ... I went 10· n ~lcxlcan
rcs1aurun1 once . I had hc,1r1hurn
fo r thrN• days afte rwards , nn d oh
the ~ns ··
The lwo 1111>:s scurried 111 anrl out
of a ll 1111• nooks und cran n ies on 1hc
counlcrlup Fund was scarce. hul
1hc scavcn,l(f'rs eventua l! ) found
their w:w Ill th e snack stand .
Slancli.nM on ,1 round cellop h,111cwrnppcd 1
mck'a~e. Charlie let lrmse
n hnpµ y cry
'
"Oh. wow' Chocnlalc 'c hi p
c:ciu ki,•s. f\h favo rit e ..
" l)nn ' I e~1l 1host• ." warned Sam .
" Ynu'l1 p ro hah ly hrnnk your lcelh ."
"' \,V hy'1 " asked Charlie. "Arc the~
.!tlah• ~ ..
'Tvc ea ten froshor poker c h ips,"
n•plil'li Sam
" \\'ell. ho\\ ahout 1hosi•'f" ht.•
oshd, pornttn)t h is untc n mw 111 a
p,11:k,lj,(f' uf dnrk c:.upcakui. w11h
,, h11e sq111),U,!I~ ic111,1t
" The~ ' rt• O K. I suppmw, 1ml th••~
w1•rv rn1u h hotter hcf.orn ITT
hmt,wht them out··
Sucldr.nl) Sam ·s antcnnae began
10 wave violrnllv in the air . H e
,:aulious h m oved h is h ead fr
sidf' 111 side sensin~ dan~er .
" What's wrong?" asked Charlie
n e n 'o us lv.
"Sn m eOne's comrni;i ." said Sam .
" I can feel 1he vibrations."
Slrong lc,'ls ca rri rcl 1heir lonJi
slippe ry bodies down lhe rack and
umlcr 1hc c:011nto r JU.SI as 1hc door
npcnod and liMhl fl ooded the roo m.
A man in uniform cnml! into 1he
k11chen and surve)ed rhe~ a.ea .
\Va\k111,1t over In !he rock, h e look
1he package or cookies Cha rli e had
stoun on .and went back oul !he
dour
··11c·11 he ,orry,'' snickered.Sam,
Decidin~ a~ainst anotht;.r trip up
the snack sland. they h enderl for the
~rill arNl in hopes of a meal.
" I low come , uu know so much
ahoul this place·., .. asked Charlie .
"\ ,w1s horn h ere." replied Sam.
·· 1t'nw ,1hou1 you? ..
.. f\lc 1 " lau~hcd Charlie " I was
hctrn 111 a Ma~ laK washinM mac h ine
c: ,1rl on
\\'1th a ~rin like a Chesh1r"" cal.
S11m nskcd . " An• !hey really 1hal
lo,wh t'
" l.r~ k over therc 1" cried Charlie.
point1n~ tnwurds 1hr Hri,1,1c of 1he
~nil
S,,111 ,ind r:h .1rlu • !>1t111tl mo1111nl,•~-. Tiu•, ,:nnld not heli;':\ 1•
1lwll' 1•~c•s Stir.kin)l half\,.i~ out
from tht• hil'w of 1ho !ilrlll was a huj.!f'
1110,11h,1II
"/ lt'1 \, , .. s,tid Sam " This rnusl
Iii' uur lu ck\ d,1v 1.ut's cu t"
11111 Ch,triu• d;cln'I h,1,·1 lo lw tolrl
•
,rnd \\,1s alr1•,1d~ at1Jck1nj,! th,~ fond
Sam did no! hosHa le 10 1ui11 h im .
I l,1\'111,.: ci,•,·(1t1rt•tl Ill(' l"'J\ltrt• mu,ll•
hall. ho1h hu,ws fl cL1drd lo s lop ,'Ind
dir,,!C!!I their rnpnsl ,,r1cr ,1 short
,,hil e C:harlir lm)i:IIO lo cry out 111
p,11n
"O\\\\, m, stom,u: h 1 I mus! have
ca1,:n too 111;u:h "
"Me. loo." c ri ed Sam . " Maybe we
should lie on our backs fo r awh ile.
What do you think C harlie ?
harlie 1"
.. , .. ,-1'
Turning his head. Sam saw his
compa n ion lying mol ionless .
t\fomenls later. overcome by the
pain in his stomach. Sam's legs gave
wa~ a nd he collapsed into a dizzy
stale o f unco nscious ness.
Af ter bringin!il oul 1he eggs and
ute nsils for the breakfast rush , !he
heav;y set wo m a n stooped down to
lurn o n 1he fryolater .
Uuering a ~hrill cry. sh e ju mped
back, start led al the sight of the two
brown bu!Zs , She saw th e lighl
reflec1in~ off the ir shiny leather
C.Jsings bu! noticed their lack of
.movement.
Crabbing a w hisk broom and a
piece of paper, she swept the bugs
a nd threw them i n the trash .
Standinjl still for a momenl, she
though! out loud:
"Gee. I wonder v h at lcilled
lh e m? "
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muvu• wmm'I a lpllll loss, ii! the enrl1n)l was ratlrnr am usin)l As ii
turned out. the s tude n ts we r e com•
(Continu ed rrom page 10}
dog. These d is1inguish ed men seem plaining aboul the exeuive
amounts o f animal ...wast i on !he
very unsettlecf about something
Then . lo and behold , the do.I( heJ,(nn 11idcwalks and streels. I must say.
1h e delive ry of the last line was so
10 address the asscmhla_ge.
He 11poke io n quiet tone : lhe lwisled . it v.as oJrnos l worth lh e
audience musl s lrn in lo hear " Tui - price of admiulon . The big studenl
tion increases dldn'I bolher them . rebellion had been quashed , the
Do you rea ll y think thnt this suf- boa rd m et to snvor !heir vict,,ry
for.a linn businiiss is J,(OinM lo be ..11 The do~ st.pod before th e nsse~ly.
proh lf'm·, 1 n." he said c;1Jmly .. I tlH! 11pplalJ'!II",. h1m1~tous. I-l e mi eel
huv e ne ve r madt• a h ad policy d1• c i- h,s paw high i n the air and rls1nn hdure. and 1 nm not J,:oin,w, 10 tltt!S!icd them Whal hr said ·as
s1mp l1 • "'They 've been do1n.l( 11 for
slntl now"
W.cll , 1hal 1s th e wny th,• pin! , cnrs. nncl n ow, all of ,I sudden.
pro1i:ressetl . J,(f'llin,ll mnn: ari..d lllll rf' ihe) tr y 10 trll mr 1h1•y·rn hr ed of
11nbcliev11 hlc . •C:n uld vnu 1w1• r im- 1,1kin1e m y crnfl"
Now I ask you . 1sn·1 th at the most
ai,:in,· nnyonc taking ail 1hmw lh10f,l5
l )· mg down ·, Rm1l1y 1 I m11sl SO}. unhclir.vahlc plol imaginable . Who
hnw1
•ver, t h r nctinM was rPnlly in his riJ,!ht mind could ever write
supurh ns a whole Thomas Rlll1
J,:h something 1hat ridic:ulous' It's no
f1h1? f11dAel wns rPally co nvrncin1i1 ai; wondn no n n e 100k c redil fo r the
a mnrom c puppe t manipula1ed hy scrcenpla) . Whal's eve n wicrder is
tht• d o,z;. Th e doJ,:. \..•h o n•mainrcl lhal the hou5e is pac:kerl fnr eve ry
;monymuus. was co nvincin,w, 111 his p •rfurmarfc e., t'Vf'll 1hnuj,(h t he
µor 1raynl of the crufty. evil Das,ml 11 l'rilll .qualil ~ 1s so poor I \\ould
l-lound And finallv . 1hat fine cast of 1ldinilf'l y sugJzcs l avo irllOM 11 nl a ll
ac:tnn who df'pi c:ied the Bnarcl uf co!II , PsprciaJl) no\\ lhul I he ar the
.:Prush•e5 , the y lo o k ccl !lfl d1s - pru;t' nf .ul~ssmn ts ,w,nin)l up lo
lll 1c res lml Iha! I coul d haVf' sworn $1850 Surld cnlv I rf'ahze d it hadn ' t
hePn just o n q c;r those nigh1s - it'!!
t he)• rco1 1y wer<• s leepin1i1.
I suppose I 11 hnu ld nule : !hf! heen om• of those yea rs
.. . judge
...,.__Up Vours---t
EVENTS/ ACTIV ITIES
Aprtl 5, Monday
11 :00 p m - SuUolk Unwersll ) President Thoma, Fulham will !llVf' his 1mnua l
SlJte of the College add re11,5 Topic will he "'Fads ancl 1he M1un1enance or
S1uden1-Adm 1nutra1wn Commu n1 ca1ion .. Speech 10 he presPnt,:o,I aw Pres
Fulham tt reulu down Rid11e\.. a¥ Lane
12:DO pm - The Twelve O 'Clock I hJilh Cluh spon.,ors a ·· Roach-Fhd:1ptt con1e.s1
en the roof of the Archer Buildm,, Con'ie up a'nd see how
far 1he}· 'will ao
J\ pf'II I , Tue1da y
t :00 pm -
LIFE Com m111ee pl'esents renowned ax-mu rd erer /oseph Bar•
\Kiza Ope n 10 all in aud11ori um .
1:00 pm - SCA Film Comm 1
11ee presents " Mary l-lcfi:,on, Mar)' 1
-lefron," a film
v.h1ch explores the harried life nf a Colle11e Re,,lslrA r from lhe da1h· violence 10 recenl alle,idtJpns o f an eHair
w11h John F 'Kenn edy
Z:00 pm -
ll'l.11nan111es Club presents a vo.ashluh srmphon} fealurmlil Ma and
Pa Kellle. Bu ck Ow,. n• . teroy Scru(Uta , and Bo J11n11lea.
\
~,,It Vernon Street Bulldinp. Ari S1udio
f
Apri 7, Wednesday - i\10N ,OLIA IIOlJR ACT IV ITIES • To be held on the corne r or Temple amt
llcrnP S1n•cls Atlrmssiun Whatever can he pounded out
~ou Schedule.of
+'\!'Ill!! f•1llo"~
Sho..., and Tell
10:0S•I0:15 pm - Mon1,1oha and }Oil , customs and pohlic., as the} apply 10 1he
SuHol._ Communal) , Noh Cbans.
or
IO ·Ze pm
\\urkin"110 mercome the cripplm11 problems nf horedom and con'illp,1l1Un C:ra}on 1lep1c11ons 10 be p ro\idect
10:50 pm - ht•c ~nm plea nf authentic l.lpma-Foo-YonM Thia Mon!fOhan fa\'orile
""s pri•pared 1n the kitchen of Nam Chee 1us1before her
,illawi>
.,.,,1, hheraled
h\ Cha irma n Mao
12:03 pm - A1hl,•11c DPpl pre5ents a lecture by Dean Sullivan Qn "'Tenni1 and
the Admmis1ra11on of a Colle,1te : or SucceMful U!M! or the
l:Jackhand "
Landmark on Beacon Hill dcsecraled b y vandals.
---•"Thtt Fnendliest shop in town." - - -...
~\:
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Sales, Repairs on All Makes, Rentals .
Open 7 days, 8 am - 9 pm
383 efUiUIIUB&F 51'.
BBIIIIN
623·!1133
lOam-llpm
Mon.Tues.
Wed. Thurs.
Fri. · Sat.
I
12: 30 pm - C.1mmJ Pl)lm:t Si~ma preaen,~ a " Bluebert) Pie Ea1-OH'' 1n RL7
Free Tab ror all p11rt1r.1pa nts
Ap ril I. Thursday
1:tKI pm - Th,, A1To11n tmw ,md F1,nanc,• Club 10 con1unct1on \\llh God presen1s
Suffolk I 1m\'ers1I) \ ' ice-Pres and Treasurer Flanner~ as
parl uf an Acc11unhn"1 S} mpmnum on "The Ari of Penny
R11ll1n"1 .. 1\111:m: In 1h1• 1ume of "Sc\cnteen Reasons 10 lnr..rP,1 1
11• Your Tm11on \,111 he ptµcd into Room V-401.
?:30 pm - \\ ,lttwn ·s S"1mm1nM
Bl·iunnrr s Brc11 u Stroke Chnic. To he hekl
'
·near \,atf'r
1
A pri l 9, Frida,•
ALL IJAY -1,•~!>0ll'i ,,111 hr ),11\'t>n o n h m, In II.Sf' the phone ,~ste m Conlacl 1he
Bur ..M 111 fmrl nu! tlw location
'2: 00 pm · l ·00 am -
R·\TIISKF:1.1 ..-\ R
hie - beer \\lne . .se and ,ll(IO(I
, h,•,•r ,11 nnmmnl pri r.t"s 3rd fl oor Charl es Rtvt>r Pla:r.,1
lllt-:Wt-" \\II .I. HE\.{) C l.l 1B ~IEETl\.t ;s DI IE TO I.ACK OF
(,1 I 1nl!'res1
lh I ~l)JU'
[,: I run,ls
l•I I .111 of tht• ,thm••
Sun. 4:00-11:00
Specializingin
Qua/it food
Primo's Italia Sub Sho
all orders prepared to take-out
Partflatters also .A vailable
742 - 5458
28MyrtleSt.
Beacon Hill, BOSTON
"Gi m'me a pig's fool and a bottle or b e er."
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m11v1e wa!ln·1 o lolal lo!\5. A-' the f!lld ·
In,!,? \\;ts r,llhf!r amus 1n,1,: A!I ii
turned oul. lhf' sludent5 were comp I ain i nj( uhoul lhe eiceniYe
amounts of anima l wasle- on lhc
sidewa lks and slreer.. I mu.!11 .!13'.
1he dclive.ry of the lasl line was so
twisted. ii ..... as a lmos t wo r lh !he
p r ice o f adm1ss1on The big sludenl
rnhellion h ad bee n· quashed. the
hoard mel lo savo r their victory
The dn,11 slood before the assembly,
pruhlf'm ·, Nu:· h,• liillcl cR lml~ ··1 !ht• epp lalJ!.!" tumulilnus. He ra jcd
luwc nm·•ir maclt• ,t hurl policy d1•c1 • h1l'! paw h1~h 10 the air and d!'11111 hdnrt!. and I am nnt gmn.i,: 111
drnssrd lhPm Whal he sa id as
stilrl now ··
sun pl l:' "Th.,y've heen dnin),l ii \or
\IVcll. that 1s 1lw wily lhf' pin! vt•o r s. ilnd now , a ll of a suddrn.
pro,1,?r4!SS1!d, Mellin,!,? more und 1111H1•
ihcy try lo tPII rnr lhf!y're lired uf
unhclicvnblc. Cou ld )IHI ever 11n - t.ikm,w my crap"
flMint! nnyone l.1kinM all 1hosP 1h111,1,?s
Now I ask ,·ou . 1s11·1 that lhc mnsl
l)·itlH clown ? Ren ll y• I mnsl sa}. unhrlicvahlc· plol tmfl,i{IOab le Who
however . the ac tinR was rrally in hi s ri,wh t mind cou ld ever \Hite
superb as fl who le . Thhm11s Rou,1,:h .!IOnwlhiru;i 1h n 1 ridiculous '? It's no
(the Jurlsiel was rnnlly co nvincinK as wonder no one took credil for lhc
a moron1°c puppt!I manipula ted h)· screenplay Whal's even wierder 1s
thf1 d og The do,il. who remainrd 1ha 1 lht• housP. i.!I packed for rvery
anonymous. was convinci n,1,: in his p,•dorm,1rfc1•. 1•vr.n lhnu~h 1h1•
p o rlrayal of lh e i:ra fl y. evil Bassel m•)•rall . qualil) 1s so poor I would
H olY1d. And rin:ril y, Iha! finr cast of d11i'11ul1•l~ 'ill~~sl avoulin,w \I al a ll
n r.t,ff:s who d e picted th•· Bonni of C:CISI. rs 1
>rciall} •now that I hear the
Tru.!llccs . 1lw v lnoki•d 511 d1~ - pnr;,• of arlm1ss111n 1s ,woinK up lo
i!rtcrestcrl thnl ·, cou ld huvc ,worn S!H!;0 S11rldenl" I rcalm"rl it hadn·1
th~y rea ll }' w,m~.!llcepmg
lu•r•n 1ust om• ~f those nighls - i!'s
I .!IUJJ (>O.!IC I !!hnuld note : the l11•rn onr of thoso years
.. . judge
(Conllnu ed from paKe t QJ
dnJI. The"e distingui!lhcd men seem
very un!lellled ahoul somethin~
'Then. lo and beholrl. the doH ht!)i(Un
lo address lhH assemhlaHe.
H e ffpoh in n quiet ton e: lhc
au d ience must !'llraln to hear .. Tui tion increases dicln·1 bo lh cr rhcm
Do y1111 rt!11\I)' rhink thnl lhis suffncalion husinf:ss is ,11uinH lo he a
~Up Yours---.
EVENTS/ ACTIV ITIES
A pr il S, Monday
Suffolk lJn1ver■ 1l) Pres1de n1 Thoma, Fulham v.11l ,1(ne his annual
S1,111• of !he College address Topi c \\ill he ··F~s and the M aintenance of
~111den1 -Arlm1m11ra1ion Communication ·· Speech lo he presenlNI ,ts Pres
Fulham s1reaks do"n R1d)!ewa y Lane
11 :00 pm -
12:00 pm - The T"t:lve O"Cluck ll iHh Club '\J)OO!IOrla " Roac h-Fl1 ck mj(" co nte51
on the roof of the Archer A111ld1nJi Come up ¥1ri see how
fM the) a-ill au
A'pril I , Tuesday
I :OG pm -
I. I FE Comm111ee presents renowned ax-murderer Joseph Barbout Open to all 1n audi1or1um
1:00 pm - SCA Film Com~lltee presen11 " Mary Hefron , Ma ry Hefron:· a rilm
"'h1c h explores the harried IHe bf a ColleJle R~Rlslrar from 1he dailv violence 10 recrn1 alleJ1at1on• of an affair
wi1h John f ·Kenned\
2:00 pm -
ll'\man111es C:lub presen1.s a \ooashlub srmphqn) featurinr,1 Ma and
Pa Kenll~ Buck Owens I.Moy Scru~. and Bo Jan,i es
\
\h \'('rnnn S1ree1 BuildinR Art S1ud10
f
A pril 7. Wednesday
~IONCOI.IA IIOI JR ACTIVITIES • To he held on the co rner o f Temple anrl
n~rnf' Str+•• •ts Adm1s!lmn \\'hale\'er can he pounded ou1 of you Schedule of
P\1'1\l'i
follm,,
Sho" and Tell
10 :05-10: 15 pm 10:211 pm
)'OU . customs 11nd politics as lhe) apply 1 lhe
0
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~lonMolrn ,md
\\ urkinJI lu m err.ome lh~ cripplm,i problem!! or OOredom and con•
SIIJldlrnn Cta)on rlep1c11uns lo he provuled.
10:50 pm - f-rt• ♦! immples of auth ♦!nl1c l.lama-Fno-Yon11 This Monj!Olian favorile
\\its prPparnrl m 1h•e ki1c hen of Nam Chee Just hefore her
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lihrra!ed hy Chairman Mno
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12:0 l pm -
Landmark on Beacon Hill d e secrated by va ndals .
~ - - • .. The Fnendliest shop in town." - - -..
Athlu111· lleJJI. presents a leclurf' by Dean Sullivan on •·Tennis and
the Admmi st rauon of a CollejtC': or SuccCMfol Use of lhe
Rar.khantl ··
12:30 pm -
G,1mmil Pijlma Sijlma presenls a ·· Olueberr) P1e Eat-Off• in RL7.
Frei' Tah for all ,pa r1ic1pan1s
A pril I , Thunday
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l"h,• ,\, 1.uun1Lni,1,111d F1n,mc"' <:luh m cun1unc11on "tlh C.oc.l Jlre.-wnls
Suffolk l 1nl\ imut~ \ '1c~-Prt>s and Treasurer Flannery as
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R11llmJ1 \lu~1 c lo lht> lume o f •·se\'enlef'n Reason!! lo ln1;r,•,1s1• Yuur Tu1llnn "ill he p11>ed into Room V-&01.
Z:lo pm - \\'om,•n·., S\-.1mm1n)l
IJc)ltnnPr ·s Rre11,,i Stroke Clm1c. To he hekl
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April 9, Friday
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nur'l',1r 111 fm ri nul tht• loc.ilion
? :00 pm· 1 :00 am -
Sales, Repairs on All Makes, Rentals
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Partflatters also Available
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Days• Evenings • Graduate
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lasl nljZhl. He said he couldn 'I ma ke
love 10 so meone who onl y had three
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lawnmower acciden t wh e n I was
fokrteen They never grew back I
tried lo lell hi m that th e 1oes would
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ever does come back lo me, he will
leave me for ROOd whe n he fi nds
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Dear Uncoordi na1
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Clummun How And you. Mr Authur or this Ira.sh~ pa rody. H ow do you
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We know that we have no 1hinJi! e lse baller to do
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\V1· an• -.1ml1•nls from Suffolk I !
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c:hmrrnun Hm, Wf' I\ sp11k1•n t-.:m, c\u\,n to husiness
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Aulhflr l.ik,! Coli leo . r evernnt sir. ahnu1 10 rcsrnd hum hi) to your divine
anh! rvention
c:hnrus lnin us nc:<1 y~ar for Suffolk 5) ndromc No :?
Thtl cos l ma\• h e morn 1h,m \OU con che\\
Bui wh)' s hn.uld we h" so hl~1e ·1
We kn ow 1hat we havP nolhinM else butler 10 do .
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Bo,ml. " 1l e's a gre al MU):· com- sicie interesls' Well . I H \ 't! scteral gardening and dati ng: ·
nwnlcci Thomas Fu lham . Preside nt cats ,11 homr that I en1 0 ~
All in a ll, stude nts of Suffolk can
nJoy
of SuHnlk "We s1iem 10 speak the dcahnJ! wilh s111de nts fJ like to pa rly look fo rwa rd lo better rep rese ntas;rnu! h1t1>,1Ufl)ll! No. I don ' t thi nk the a lul. th,lu~h 1 feel anythi n@ that lion o n !heir Board .
hu-1 th.ii lw 'i-. relat e d to 'th!'! lud.,i e
\\Ill h.unpn u r bias his perfor- r - - - - - - - - - - ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,
nrnnc1 1 hihuld Row,• {lhe nrw
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tru st l't•d
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lw co mmPnh!rl . " Archlhuld and I
would h e o ul S\\ rn)lin>,i lhrou~h the
lawnlnower p ushing will beco me
Crab Grau
!recs. and \\c '"n had mam lele-ll•
a rc h aic (c r ab g r ass n eeds n o
(Creepus Crud)
tutes. I w.1s 1mp ressecl hy his bn!'llc
r-..1a ryjano. it's a ll ove r the fr o nt taming) .
concern for studcnl geed!'! ...
Yo ur ne w ye llo w-green lawn will
lawn . Let mo t'Xplo1n. dea r rea der.
An Un1lisclmmd sou rr:r.. howe\'cr. since it's no l what )OU thi nk. She is be th e talk or the !ow n. fA t least
.;nal 1hat Archibald Rowe hnd mv wa,c hcan on 1he wi ndow sill. 1h a1 Is a ll th ey' ll be sayi ng abo.ut
f.11 h~d in most nt hn pruft•ssions anrl Y;slt'rd,1, ,;hf' c.om ph mentod my youJ) Sil hack and watch your
that lhe lud"'ti me rel) sci up h is hmn . im~i nM 1ha1 Ke ntuc.k)' Bl ue ne igh bo rs siave on !he ir yart\:S. Now
~r,inchmn in this sint;"Cure for lack nf Gr,1s~ would )ll'I Secreta riat 10 do you ca n spend more ti me wilh your
othe r em 1
>loymen1 \Vo have no way some f.1ni :~ .sle ppin)l.
Javor ite pl a nts. T alki ng a nd cud dl•
of confi r min>,i this
But this mor n inp. Ma r yjane. ing feve n tickli ng) them .
Don 't yo u r plants have feeli ngs ?
Arc hihu ld , indeed , denies this. " I th ere .ire ycll o\, fl owers wilh six
think I c,111 re lrthJ well lo the grctJn le)Zs craw linl( a rou nd the Shame an vou . You 've bee n
negler.li ns th"em. Ti ll nex t time.
Truslres ," h+• commontucl. " Of 1<r,1ss Oh, swtict :--Jntu rf' (it's not
r.uurse. somf' th1n.,is thnl )Ill on bore ri~hl to fool Mothe r Natu re'). happy cu h ivalina!
m•: ~tan~ 1111ws I nod nu! riu rin!' you\•c do ne ove rn ighJ what I've
lriecl to do fo r the lasl two weeks.
T hat clnrk h lue-Rr cen was ju"st too
piscatory murders
clrnh for ,1 law n ; it needed so me
\ PII••" h1~hh~h1s to be a nt!i)Zhhurhnotl ,;ho\\ piece
You ,, 111 rrnct it NIS~ lea rn ing 10
r,11!-r hf'ailh y crnb MrH$S . Go lo a
Thomas ,\. Fulh,un , Pn•sidcnt nf ;,1 1la art• !win~ held as sus pects hy
univNs it, iwcurih lnnanc hclic\'t•s neiizhhorhnud of fairly wea hhy.
8u ff o lk I l ni\'flfSII\. 11fficia lh nn nnunt:t•d 1
orla, 1hC di•,1th of f;mr of that 1her~ nr,• pos~1hl} three people middlc-a_wNI pf'ople You know. 1he
y,irtls \\.ilh th e s1rnv..,~ha11ed greyh ii-. lr-411))1:lll f1~ h . FrNlriclc . Eziclwl. in\'O\v+-rl m 1h1s ,llh•jl:Cd clondPst inr
hai red ,z,1rdcncrs fthc~ ·re so cu te
opPrllllllll
l 1t1!l j llCS, ,m d Jo,• . Thi• C,IIIS I' ur IIH'
when thP y ~runl) in thr fro nl . a nd
ln nanc suid 1hat Fu lhom told him
clc•;1 1hs is unk nown .
1t\\'1mmi-n)Z pools and sundecks in
Allh nu~h 1lw hollies \\e r e fou nd thal Spinnzzola h ad said . " Per tht! h,1Lk Finding such a location.
th ree tl ays nijo. the a nn ou ncement snnall) . l ha te fis h."
_you' ll hnvc lo walch ho\\' they h anwns wi thh o ld cl ue to th e in vesli ~aT he link hc twccn Ham mond and d lo the pla nt, then do lh e opposile .
lio n hy loc,il a u tho riti es.
lh c fi s h es · rl ea th has no t b ee n
Don' ! use 1h ose po ke rs a n d
" I tl nn 't 1111df'rsl,1m l i1 ,' · Ful ham so lved yel. hut ii is a ll eged 1h11 1
ni trate poiso ns (ho l s1uH!J th e ga rsuld " I r.a mc into m)' offi ce Mon- Ihere is some conneclio n he1wecn a
de ne rs use . Seeds a re eas il y obda)' mornl nj,( nnd fou r of my fis h pns1ca rd siK ned by Ha mmo nd. th al
ta in ed. or )'OU can lra nspla nl th e
we re floal inM o n th e lo p or th e w:1s nen r the fish tonk, ahd the
crn b grass. You w ill find ver y Hui e
wa le r."
m yste rious 1leaths . T he posl ca rd oppos i1ion to lift ing a pl a n t or two
1' he p resid e nt ~aid 1hat oft er he dema nds 1h nt e ith er Fu lh am relUrn
from n neigh bo r's lawn .
hnd o hsc rved the in acli vi ty of h is his lihr,tr~ honk ur o IOC r: ha r,1,: e
Q nce you have n cou p le roo ted in
f 1s h, he .r.:nll ccl tho.u ni versi ty sccuri - wou ld be accruecl dai l) fro m the
your lawn , MettinM mo re to grow is
1, nrfir.c a nd o rdered th o rn lo be,wm d ue da te.
si m ple. A ll yo u h ave lo do is wa te r
i;11111 C>rl ia ll' inv1 •sli)(a lion of w h nl
Anoth er susp+'CI , w hosf.\ nnme 1
hc pl a nts T h ey wi ll go to seed
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th emselves
sche me 10 ove rt h row the presidenfo rm which \-\as l)ing on Fu lha m's
If ,011 \\rre smart 1n trn nsphrntcy ,
df'sk a l 1he limr of lhe dea th s, has 111),! . you pul 1hr pl.mis in a spnl
Pete r In narw. chi~ f ur Su rfnl k
nn l hmm loco lcd fo r qucst io ninK. w h ere 1he p reva 1\inij weste rl ies
IJmvo rsily s1• r.nri1 y a nd coo rd ina tor
,rn tho
still sea rc h in~ wi ll carry 1he
or 1hc 11wf's tii,:a1io n. curnmc ntml 111 The dt1l'!o> nt ies arc 111 thr \\ h+•n•• across )'Our duparachute-like. seeds
fnr
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ll )Zrt!e n lav,m So me
nc s men. "Then· an· fou r cl ,•,ul
mort• ,,,, IN ,ind sunliMht ;ind ,1ho11l!o> of lnhn Dot•
fi sh. Wf> urc j,!Ol ll.l( lo fi nd oul who
Cumpltcntions h.t\ e arisen con- vn il a• - six legs spread ing a nd
d mwi l '
yt1 ll ow fl owe rs reachi ng sk yward .
A 24- hou r vi,1,:i l Kl 1lw moni to r ccrnin,< the cornp l4!110n of lh t• inAfte r a week or two th o prob le m
tltisk in th t" Uona h1w 1.nhh v is u n- vcsli)(ntion An aulops, cou ld not
of dull lawns wi ll be solved. Crab
dn wny prf'p ,1ra1o r) tc~ soh:ing lht• he performed since the fonr fish
Krass wi ll have been successful in S_ 1 my wax bean on the window
he 1
bod1f's h11,1 a lr,•nilv been flus hed
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m ySMU°)' of the four dcu 1hs
iuking over. Thr. Saturday ri1ua l of
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. S!hsk) and Hu1ch al Gay Lib rally .
Tru'ill'• '. ,., of Ac;rnn t'>.lnu:tinn Sh,.
Thr s1•urnd new 1rusl c1• , althou11h
.., th,•, oun1rw,1 pi•r,. 1111 1'\'!!r tu st•n 1, •1 mPmber of a minori1r llroup. haii a 1h1• rt> ,1ding of the minutes. but J(oes be)ond mod e ralton 1s
on 1h1· Bn,ml
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S1•,·,•rn l .,, 1,hru\,s \\;err r,usml Bu,,nl . "1 le's 11 great guy ," com - S1rle intercst5 7 Well. I have Jl!\'C ral ijardenintz an_ dating,"
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'"h,•11 ll11,1h skn c..,tl mh urderml nulk mcnletl Thomas Fulham, Pres1dcnl f ills al homf' 1hal I enjo~ I e n1 0~
All In all. studenlS or SuHollc.can
:1 l.1 111111],, for h,•r ,q;crlif. hut \'u 1, nf ,;uffnlk " Wr ~uem In sp,•ak 1he
ealm)( wi1h s1uden1s' l like 10 part~ look forward lo belfer represen1aPr,•siclPnl Flmuwn hnslih f•x- im mc l.111111111),!•i No~ I don "
f"think the , lul. 1hnu11h I feel any1hin),! that 11on on their Board.
pl.111wd 111 llw Unurcl that this ,,,is f,11 I 1h.11 h,• ·11 n•la!i•d 1n'rhr furl~e
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\,ill h,1mpcr or baas his perfor- ..,..- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- --.
11H11u.1· Arc hihahl Rowt• llhe new
lrw,r, •,•d
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Tlw JudJ,!1' ·•~reNI :· ~tan~ times."
tw i:mnnwntcd. " Arch1hald and I
would llf' 0111 S\\ m)(in11 1hrou){h 1he
lawnmower pushins will become
Crab Grass
tn•es . mHI \,,>vr had man, lt•lc-5archaic (crab grass needs no
(Creepus Crud)
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lf•lt!S I \\,1s 1mprcsserl h) his hasic
~l.1ryjanc . it's all over the fronl taming) .
,·nnt:t•rn fur SIUdPnl OC'Ctls ..
Your new yell.oW-green lawn will
•\n unclisdosi•cl !$OUrr.r, hnwevt!r. lawn I.cl me (!xplai n. dear reader.
,., d 1h, t Anh,h;iltl Ro" e hncl
since ti's nol what \OU think She is he the talk Qf the town· (At least
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lhat is all 1hey'1I be saying abo.ut
f.1,l,•d 111 11111 st 11 rtwr proft>~srnns untl Ill\ \\,IX' h('lln on ihe window sill.
y;..,1,•nl,1\ .,h.-, cnl11imentfld m) you 1 J Sil back and watch your1
~t;::~,:~,:·n ~:: :~~·'i ~i~,~~!;r/;~r ~!>ckh,~; l,1,, n. sa\ in1,1 that ' enluch Blue neighbo,rs slave on th eir) a r(\s. Now
uther t•mpln~ nwnl \Ve have no wa~ Cr,t'i-. \\l;uhl ~1•1 S1• r1•1ahai to do you can spend more time with you r
favorite plants. Talking a nd cuddl•
of 1
:onfirmin).! 1his
smn,• f,1n q sltlppin).!
ing (even tickling) them.
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Don'! your plants have feelings?
Ard11h,1ld intl,ii!d, rlP111es this "I th~:~I ,1~:is\'C~:,:n;~:~e~: ,:~a::~
1h1nk I t.,1n r1•l.11e well lo lhe ~re,•n lei(; craw lin){ aro und 1he Shame crn you . You've bee n
l'rnsl+'i''- ... h,• 1
;nmm1•nlecl " Of ~r, 1..., Oh . swt.."!?I '\',11ur~• fit 's nol neglecling th em. Till next lime.
n111rs1•, :.nnw lhlllj,!S that ,1,111 on bore ri).!hl to fool Mo1ner Nalure 1 1. happy cuhivaling!
N(:W l r u s l cc enjoys dinner al
nw l\l,in~ 1111ws I nml nut durinJZ ~ou·n· don!! ove rnlsht what I've
Park e r I lous e me eti ng,
lricd tu do for the lnsl two weeks
Th,11 ii.irk hlue-jZreen was just loo
piscatory murders
clr,1h fvr ,1 l,1wn. it needed some
, 1•1\11\\ h1).!hliJ,!hls 10 he a ne i1,1h•
h11rhn111I .. hm, piei:e
Ynu \\111 find 11 Pas~ lea rnin1ii 10
n11o:;,, hrallh\' c rab grass. Go to a
Thnrnas A F11lh,1rn . Prf>s1d1•nl of 111\.1 .ir1• IH"in1,1 ht>ltl as s11spcc1s h~
Suffolk l lm, ,•rsll~ , nffir:inll~ nn- u111vPrs1t\ s1•c11rih lnnant! hcl11•v1•" n{•1,whhorhnml of fair!~ wealthy.
nnunn•d tnd,1, !hf' dPalh nf four of 1ha1 !her~• ,1rn pos~1hl~ thrrt> people n11d1lle-a11NI ,,Pop le You know. the
$l('d dand1•st1n1• y,mls \\\lh the slraw-hauerl greyhis 1rupir.;d fi s h : Fn•drir.k . 1-:zwlwl. in\'Ol v+·d in 1h1s ,tllt~
upPral111n
hair,•d ~,mlrners (th e~ ·re so cute
lai:qut•!,, .111d Jrn• Thf' t:lltl 'il' of 1h1
lnnnncsaid that Fulham 1olll him \\ht•n 1h,•, ~runll 111 the front. and
clealh!-t is unknuwn
Al1h1111~ h 1hr• hollies wcru found 1hot Spinnzzoln had snid. 'Pn• S\\ 1mmin1rt pools and sundedcs in
lhu h,1t.:k- F111dinM such a locaiion.
1hrl'c ,h1)'S llKn, the announr.cmenl sonally. I h.tle fish .''
The link betwcrn Hammond ancl ,uu ' \I hnv(• tu watch ho,\' 1hev hnnw,1s w1thhclcl due to lhc invcstigadie 1he plan I. then do the opp.osi1e.
lion hy locn l a111hori1les .
1hc rishcs · cl ea1h hns not been
Don't use th ose poke r s and
" I dun ' I u111t,•rs1,111cl it. '' Fulham solved re1. hut n is a ll cli(ed that
s;11d " I cnme i111n In)' uffic:c Mon• there is some connection he1wccn a nilratc poisons (hol stuH!J the garday mon11n11 anct four of my fish pos1card signed hy Hammond. that dene rs use . Seeds are easi l\' ob•
,.,•,:rc flunlin M on 1hc lop of 1he wns nenr the fish tunk. and the tained. or you can transplallt the
crub grass. You will fn,d very lilll o
water
mys1e rio11s de.1ths. Tho. posl card
Tho p resident ~mid that after,. he clemnncls 1ha1 c i1her Fulham return opposition lo lifting a planl.or two
had nbservod lhe inac tivit y of hi s his lihr,1r~ hunk or a !Ot c:har~e from a neighbor's lawn.
Once you have a couple rooted in
fish , he ca ll ed the university secu ri- would be accrued dnih from 1he
your lf!wn , gellins more to jlrow is
ly office ;:hut urcll!rml them lo ht!gin due date.
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simple All yo u have to do is water
11nmedmtl! invmit11o(u1tun of what
Anolhcr susp11c;I, whose name ihe plants They will go 10 seed
ap p1•arcd 111 hirn us n dnndt!stine
es
schcnrn 10 nve rlhrow th e presidcn- apµcnrs on a m;11l order insuranc:e themseh1
fnrm which was I) in),! on Fulham's
If , 011 \H'rl! smarl m 1rnnsplan1• cy .
PL·tn lnnan e. ,.hi.,f uf Suffolk rlcsk ;11 the 1imr of 1hc deaths. h,1s • lllj,! . ,.0 11 11111 thf• plants in a spnl
l/n1Versity si ·r.urily and coordina lnr nol hcf'n loc111cd for questioning. where the pre,·ailing weslerlies
of thi• invf'sli,.:atiun. i:ummcntml tu The ,llllhortlil!S nre still s~nrchinJ,: will car ry the parachute-like seeds
f11r 1
.hlt's l1•,1<hn}! tn till' \\lwrt•· acros~ vour dull ((reen lawn . Some
newsmen , "There are four d,•ad
· murl' ~..•,11n and s11nlifr,!hl and fish We are goinj,! lo find 0111 who ,dm11t:,, nr lnhn D,..,.
Cmnplicalions h,nr.· ,inscn con- \'oiln' - six legs sp reading and
tlmwi 1 ''
1 rnin~ the complPtion of thu in• ~ i•llow flowers reachmg skyward .
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A z4.hour vi)l:il .t i 1h u monitor
After a week or two the problem
d,!sk 111 thf' Dunahu" 1. nhhy is un - vcs lii,(atiun . An au lops~ could not
d11rw,1r prc1mra111ry to solvin)( the he performed since th•· four fish of dull hm ns will he solved . Crab
hodirs have .ilrc•aclv hei•n flushed 1rtrass will have been successful in S_ Is my wax bean on the window
he
myslf'rY nf 1hc fuur de,11hs
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inking over . Thr Sa1urday rilual of
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lawnmowe r pushin~ will become
C rab G rau
1r,•1•'1 ,rncl '"•·n • honl mam l!•h••fi•
a r c hai c (crab · r au n eeds -no
!Creepus Crud)
\t'tt •-. I \\ ,,., 1mpr rso;ed · h\ his has1c
~I. in JJnP, ifs all O\'er the fr ont 1amin.11I
10111.:,•rn fnr ,it ud r nt n<•i'tls ··
Your new yellow.gree n law n will
lawn I.•.') mf' 11 ).plain . dear reade r .
•\n 11nt!1sdt1!iPd 1murr:i• howe\' l'l".
sinu• 11"1 nul w hnt ~nu think She 1s hP the 1alk or the town (At leasl
.,,,ic\ 1h,11 :\n h1hald Ro"e had m, \\I.I'( hr,111 nn 1he wlnclo,.., sill
1hat is all they' ll he sayinij about
f,11 l••d III mu..,1 111h1•r prnf,,,.,11ms ,mrl y, ......_, ·rd,t , ,-tw I u mph m rnrnci m, , nu'I Sit ha ck a nd wa1ch vour,
th,11 1he !111~0 nu!rel, set uv his l,1\\ n ~.,~1n)c' 1ha1 Ken1uc:k~ Blue nl:!1ghbors ~lave on th eir, arqs No':"
)c'f ,IIHlso n in lhl'i 'ltnPC llrt' fur l.1 ck uf 1:r,1-.-. \\H11J1I 1,w1 St;>crP!;lr1,11 to d o ~ou ca n spend more lim e wilh you r
ullrnr ••mpl o~ nwn t Wt• ha, f ' no wa~ -.onw f,1111. ~ .,11•p111n)l
favorite plants. Talking and cuddlof wn f1rn11n ~ lhi-.
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Dul this morn1n,ll. ~lnry1ane. ing (e"en ticlclingl 1hem.
0 011·1 your planls ha ve feelings ?
At1 .h1h,dd 1nd1•1•1l. d1•111 cs 1h ts "I ltlPrt' ,,n~ vullm, fl ow1•rs wit h SIX
1h1nk I ·c. ,n r1•l,11e ""II lo th e · jlrPi•n le)ls craw lm)c' .,round 1he Sh,1mc d'n \ ' OU You've bee n
l" rU'lh• 1 .. h,• c;umm,•nt..!•tl -~or )I[•"' flh 'lw1
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•PI \:,11url' l1fs nnl negleclin,c them . Till next time .
Now 1r11 1 l ce en jo ys dinner al
11111r<11 :,,onw 1t11n)c's th,11 )lll un bore t1)c'h l 10 fool Mother Na tur e'I. happy cu hi\'&ling!
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you ·v1• done ove rnight what rve
Pa d w r ll m11u mee llng .
1111 • ~ l ,1m 111111'~ I nod 1ml rh1t1n>,!
ln ct! 10 do fnr the last lwo weP.ks
Th,11 d,1 rk hlue -~rcen was )Ust too
piscatory murders
d r.1'1 for ,1 l,1wn. ii needed some
' u•llm, h1>,!hli)c'ht.s 10 hf' a nc 1,1c"hhnrh11111 \ ,;hm, p1c1:t>
l Ynu \\Ill f ind 11 P, IS\ lea rning tu
l'h1111rns ,\ Fulh,1rn l'rf'su l, •nt nr .1 111.1 ,lfl ' l11 •in~ hl'lt! ,IS '-llS J)l' C I .. h~ r,11 ,;1• hl•,1lrtn c rilh grass Co lo a
Suffulk l lnl\ ,:rs11, . 11ff1ria lh ,Ill · uni\ Prs11, :,;+ •curt\ \ lnn an,• hd1,,,., •., 1w1)lhhn rhmu\ of fuirh wealthy.
1h,11 llwrt • ,1r,• 1ms~1ltl) lhrt•1• Jlf>op lC' m1d cl1 P-a)c'1•d 111•ople You know . th e
111111111 ,•d 1otlm th,: d1 •,11h uf four uf
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hn1 ri•d ,11,m\1 nf'f'i jfhe\ ·re so cute
laci pu •s. ,ind Jui- l"lw 1 ,,u._,, nf th•· u111•r,1l111n
lnrn1n" s,lid lh,11 Fulham 1 1.,I tu m "h,•n (ht!\ )c'runl ) tn thf• front , and
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t!P,tlhs is unknown ~
s\\ 1mmin~ pools a nd sundecks in
Ahho ,1>,!h thP hrnlws \\l'rf' found th,11 Sp1nn uo l,1 hacl 5111rl .. l',•r •
th,• h,11k F1111hn,il such a loca tion .
thn•c 1hl\!-o ,IJ.!o . 1h1! ,111no11m:cmcnt sun,1II~. I h ate fi sh ··
,011·11 hnvf• to wot ch how 1hev.-han wa s w it hh e ld du e lo !ht• Ln\'CS liJ,!a•
The hnk lu•twcrn I lammonrl ancl ;11., the plant. th e n do !he opPosite
·on h~ locn l ,1.uth11ri tif'S
1h1• fi shes· ,lr.tth ha s not he cn
Don 't use thos e pok e rs and
··1 dnn ' I untl,•r~l,11111 11.·· F11\h,1m sulvml ) e t, hut it 1s allcJ,!eil 1hal
~ lid " I r:nml' inlo m \' ufficf' t>.1nn• 1twrc 1s some co nn eclmn helwcen ,I n1tr,11 e p01sons (ho l stuff' I lhe gar•
clen e rs use . Seeds are easilv ob•
day rnornm),! nml fo;,r nf my fish pn:,;tc.ird siJ.!ncd by I l,1mmond. I hat
iained . or ·yo u cat trnnspla~I the
Wl!rc flualin>,! on 1h r lop nf thl'
w.i s nenr 1lw fi sh 111nk. and the cr.1b )!'.f llS.!i . You wi I !incl.very li ttl e
\\'O l l!r."
nl)Sl c rmus 1l<•,1ths Thi' pnst Citnl opposition 10 lihi n a pht t or two
Tho prcsidcnl saul that aflcr h r demands 1h,1t c11hr.r Fulh a m return
had obse rved the in,1cli vjtv uf his h1i. hhr,,n hun k or a tnt r:h.1r),!1! from n neighbor 's la~n .
Qncc you have a couple o led in
fi s h.~ c;a ll ccl th1• univcrsit~· sr•curi - would h1•· ilCCt11rcl d,lil) from the
your lawn . l(ellinM mo re to JlrDW is
tv offir.f' and urdcn•tl thrm ·,o ht!)c'in clu e rl,11r
s1mplr All you have lo do is water
,;n1111•1l i,111· 11w1•sl1>,!,1!111n of whal
Anoth<•r s us111•cl. whost• n,1m r lhc plant s They wi ll ,ilO lo seed
ap1warncl lo tum ,1s H daml,•s11nc
appears o n a mail ord1•r rnsuranc,• lhPmsP l\'es
schcm11 to O\'Prthrow thi• prnsu lcnrorm whir.h was I~ in)l un Fulha m ·s
If \1111 \\f'r1• .. 111 a r1 1n 1r,1nsp\11111 c,
l'il' sk ,11 th e 11mP of 1he cir.1th~. h.1s m>,! \ ntl put thP plants 111 a spu l
· 11c 1c r lnnan,• . c.hlt'f of SuHn lk
nnl hC'rn lncntcd for quf'stmnm)l
"hcrt• the p renulin,I,! wesle rh cs
I lni ve rsi ly s1•curilv ,11111 cuonlina l ur
Th e ,111th11t1ties ,ire still srarchin!i( wdl t:,1rr, 1he p.ira chute-like seeds
of th e in vus li..:atmu . co mnwn11•d lo
fur , hu•-. l, •,1 d1 n>,! 111 tlw \\ h, •rt•· at:tnS!I )Our dull ~reen luwn So me
ncwstnf'n . ··Th1•rt• .tr1• four d,•,ul
,1 11011 1~ of fohn llo,•
mun• \,,11n ,ind s11nli)c'hl and fbh Wf' art· j.!Olllj,,! tu r,nrl 0111 w ho
Complic,1110ns h,1, P ar,scn cn n- \ mla ' - six legs sp readi ng and
tlmw 11 ·
A 24-huur vi),!il nl 1h1: monitor t.P rllln),! 1hc cu mplr11 on of th,: in- ~ "llow flowe rs rcachinR skyward .
Af1cr ,1 \,•ee k or lwo th e problem
d, •sk m 1hr IJ11nah111 • \.nhh y is 1111· \·csli.l(,1!111n An .1111o pS) cou ld nnl
cl c rwa y prcparntoQ IU sulv in)l 1hc he perform ed s1111:f' 1h,· fom fish o f dull l.mns \'\ill he sol\'ed. C rab
)c'rrtss w,11 havr been su ccessful in She Is my wax bean on the window
hurlu•s huv e nln•arh hi~cn flushed
rn vs lPn• uf lh t! four denths
taklllJ,! m·e r Th<• Saturd;iy ritu al of
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'"1mm1n)l pnols ,ind sundecks 1n
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th1• r1 sh .. s' 1lf'alh h,IS nol hl't'll
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~oh .. ti , ,•t. hut 11 IS ,1\11•J,!cd 1h,11
n 11r,11e poisons [ho1 slu rf 'l the MAr ·
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11ppos11iun lo lifhnJ( a plan t o r two
demands 1h,1t i>ll lw r Fulh am rf•turn
from n nr1J(hhor·s lawn
h1'I l,hr,1n hnok or a lllf rhaqw
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\\uu ld tw .n:Crul'rl tla d ) frotn lhf' ~our lawn , ,.ic111n~ more to $!'row is
tl uf' rl,tlt•
,1mplf' 1\1\ ~ou have 10 do is waler
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•
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'\,hrre tht> prt•\,11l1nj!. \,esterhes
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- ~ - - - _sports - - - - Rams Nip Stubborn Scurvey, 203-32
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ro il',11 h m, lmy1 lo develop fl leom
~piril ,ind m,•ntnl npprf'cintion for
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l.,•,1d111,ll lh t Rnms a11ad. was
ulhf'r 1t1nn !ht· 7'tt " Puerlo
lfo ,,111 •ll t•,1ron llohby Fnr-Far 0111.
C lnd in lfi" plalfnrms lth111 surclv
would h,l\'I' pul the Spinners in O~·
11111w
The buzzer proves loo much for Donovan Belittled.
hit) fin~! a blu c- ancl•gold black
le111hor jllckel. Far-Far Out bum1wd
and husllcd 1hrauHbout the co nti1st
{which w.as no oon les1l collcc lm~ 16
firld ~ouls , IZ c aroms, eight dSS1111s
and lwo cheerleader,. Truh a s1t11I
in o pas tu re oi younM filli es :
Chris " the CrucHie r " Tristos
added u dozen from the floor as
well as 12 from Lhe charily slripe,
and throe more from the b e nch clurin_w hulf-lime while no nnf' was
wntching. Tristos showed wh~ he is
,1 throe•lime winner o r the NCAA
D1v1~ion Ill 'player of the week ' by
slipp1n~ the lJ PI reporter a sawbuck
.
Captain John Howareya . playin '
rn much the same fashion as his
perennial idol Ernie D from P.C..
twiste d and turned In a slyle similar
10 Far.far Oul's cousin Vinnie's
sister down on LaCranji! e S1
llowareya poured' 10 shots and a
quan uf Gat o rade ~1h~utzh lhe
strinj(S for Z2 poinls.
l:-fi,rh man for the 1eam was Steve
Barellu . wi1h a record 48 points and
seve n jornts for his mos! p!)bductive
night of the campaigr.. 86retta WH
instrumental defen!ively for the
Ram11, locking up the lane and
nrres ling iifvo Scur\lys for usauh
\\llh d e adly elbows
Pat Cryan was hurlin ' for certai n
a ll nigh!. Cryan wH unproductive
1hroughout and finally fled the gym
al 10:45 to hil the paclry for a quick
..!ix before they closed.
A near-catastrophe developed at
lhe ,zame 's end when Far-FatOut
ancl Donovan Belittled pulled
swl lch blades on a sporls
pholographer for taking their pictures. "S heet." explained Belillled,
" I thought he were from Roxbury
Dislnct Court or sumpHn '." "The
sucker scared lhe shit out of us,"
con fessed Far-Far Out. "We didn't
knov. what was gotn· down."
Assislanl perennial mentor Gym
Nelson comme nted on the game
after the game . "tt was a great
fam·e. Look.it. ca n you guys gel lhe
rntramural standlnp in the Journal
this 'A'eek? Oh, by the way. aoftball
roslers are now being accepled In
the athletic office. Can you gel that
in the /ournoJ, too? Hey , thank.I."
When asked about the xame·s
. lopsidedneu, Pub1ic Relations
Director Lou Cornball quipped ,
"Well. I'll tall ya. There wen 10
many turnovers in the game , I
1hou1iht I was in a bakery." Hey, did
you see Don Gillis over there?
C' mon , I'll introduce ya. How ya
doin' , anyways?"
II was a game to forget about. So
forge! about it. I'll say what I said
befo re al the beginning of the story.
This ,eporter shou lda went lo
Salvi's. Pass the gnucci.
Coath Flaw Eyes Japanese Import
It's uHidul! Suffolk Unive rsity
c,111 now l)()nsl of a leller of inlenl
from 1hn1 laparH'sf' hnskcthnll ,t cP,
I IPJ.!f' •llrn-P> ij ust lhink . 1he risinjl
Sun ·,; h1~h sdrnnl MVP for threr?
r.1111:,cc:ulivc sjiusons will soon lw
sttulying in hf' shadow uf uur"
llcnc.;un C lmmbf'rs
In an f!xdusive lnlr.rview ,,ilh
lh1• Assor:i111ed Press. exclus1v u
lw1;aus1• unly AP coul d find I lcMe
0111 111 1ha1 bo)l of a rice paddy
wh..r,: lw works, 1lcMe freely clisc uss,..d 1he rn"80llS for his d1•cis1nn
AP - " Whal mnclc ,·oll d,•r:ulc tu
mak1• s11t:h n hlM mov••;{"
I lt•~c - "qh 1ha1
snrr)'
111s1 scr,tpc y0ur shm• on th,11 rock ."
l..1IHf rhat ~ll) . . " An)w.iy. I
sur111d thrt111j(h nll 1lw 1unk mnil nncl
I wus rm1llv lrHu:h,• d hv n h•111•r
f.-11111 l\tr ch:1rtit• Flaw 1,;,1 nw n •111I
t'OI) 'IOlllf' of 11 ' 1lcJ(I' . . I ,Jill Ill·
ti•rc-.tnl 1n , •1i11 I ,1m 111tcn•slNI 111
your fulun• · 1 ,un 1nlt•rt•Sll'd 1ll \0\lr
fu1ur1• Hl our honorahle r:nuntn ·
Yer,h
h1• ,<u1•s on like 1h.11 .fu~ n
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" Bui \\h, cluln ' t \11 11
(.huusii II s1.,houl ,, lit1h• clmH'r lo
) llllr hom.-r ·
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ll c~u " Well, I've olwn~•s
,,,tnted to li(O Lo Bo~lon . You see . I
hrnrcl there WilS an intercsling ru Ce
prohlem in Bos ton ·Sn I fi)lurecl if I
dicln ·1 do so ,<norl with bask,•th,1lt I
r.uu ld nlwnys laku up runmn~ ..
1\P - "Whal?"
lleMe " I said ' I hca-rd
Boston .. ··
AP - "l\h. ye ah ... hul wh) Suf.
rolk 1 "
111!,<C - "Su ffolk Universi l)'
finished this yea r wilh a 19-6
record . Such H flaw less record plus
!ht• 1uospect of p layi nJ( i,ny coll ege
earner nl the lavish facifilies a l the
C,11nliritl_wu YMCA I w,1s 11\'t!r•
wh,•lnwd ..
Mt•anwhilf' in Boston , Chnrlic
Flaw ~a\'e his t:nmm •n1s on rh e
µri1.1 • 1 onqucst " 1 lo)tr 's hi)!h school
s1,11is1u:s are rrall~ 11npn•ss1,·1• - :ts
p111111 scurin,I,! ,1,•l"r.tj(e. 13 rehouncb
pPr J{ilnw . anrl uni) 4 counls of
Urt•,1kin~ nrnl EnlcrinM ,"
" Wt• 1h1nk he 'll fil inlo lhe lt>am
Wt• hopt• 111' 1s a t1iM man so Wt' can
l1111ltl ,1 stionJ.: future lriam aro und
him "
r,,.1'Panwhile h11 ck 1n 1ho tlnr
Perennial basketball hea d
mild.mannered pose.
hoop
Japanese fishin~ villaMe o r Tippin,
f ltJMe·s high school "Conch ancl the
\ 111.1~1• M
!crclarv/cook st.ind in the
Puhli c I lul School His screams
er:hu w11hin 1ho hl:lmboo wa ll s .
"No, you slupid woman . 5 comes
aflt!r 4 How mon\' limes do I have
tn h•II , o u lh:11 ·,he onlv time 5
comes heforr 4 1s when W{; m~asure
lleji e for Ame ri ca n college
rm:ords?''
coach mentor Charlle Law In •
Th f' secre1ary/ c:ook .. could only
surmise impishly. "Gee. I hope Mr.
Flaw is as amused by our WII) of
measuring as you seem 10 be 1"
Coach repli ed knowingly , " Oh
yes, dear, Mr, Flaw will do just fine .
Afl e r all he works for SuHolk and a l
Suffolk their motto is "We make a
li11le go a long way' . , Why! Have
you ever seen where 1he ch eer~
len ders p ractice?"
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The im zzer proves lob muc~ for Donova n Be littled .
.
,1 1hrce-11me winne r or the NCAA
1>1v1sion Ill 'pla yer o f lh e week · h)
-.Ji pptnjl !he I !Pl report e r a Ja w-
(\\hid, ,,.1snucon1est,J r::ollefl1n,1116
ht"ld ,1roa ls . 12 caroms. c,~hl ;15,;1 ts
,tntl twu drnnleadcn. Trul ~ a st, ,!
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lr,11h,•r j~ckol. Far -F.tr Qui humpPd
and h11~1l1•cl 1lu-ouj11bou1 1h1• Lon1,•s1
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,11ldl'd ,1 dozen from the flo u r s
w,•11 as 12 from 1h c ch.1 ri1y s1n p••.
,tnd lhrtw more from lhe bc>nc h dur111,IZ h ,d£. 1ime whilP no nn ,• wns
\\'.ttr.:lun~. Tristos showed \\h, hi> 1s
Capfa tn John Howareya . pla yin '
mu ch th e same fashion as his
pcrenninl idol Ernie D from PC .
lwisled and !urned i n a slvle similar
lo Far-tar Oufs cous1 ~ Vinme·s
sislcr down on LnG r an~e S t
llo w a r~ ~n poured JO shots a nd a
qu.trl u f CJ!o rdd1~ 1h rou ,wh1 1h e
st rin~s for 2~ points
in
A nea r-ca1astrophe developed al
1he game·s e nd when Fa r-Fat0u1
and Dono v an Beli!tled pulled
sw11c.h blades on a sports
photographer for ta klns their pie•
lures. "Sheet. " explained Bellllled,
" I 1hough1 h e were from Roxbury
D1111nc1 C-oa1 r1 o r sumpfin'R·· ·'The
sucke r sca red the 1hi1 out of us."
co nfessed Far- Far Out . " We didn ' I
know whal was gain' down.''
Assi5tanl perennial mentor Cym
Nelson co mmented on the ame
aher the game. " 11 was a great
gam·e . Lookit , ca n you guys gel the
intramural s1andings in the JournoJ
this week? Oh , by the way. softball
rosters are now being accepled In
the a1h leli c office. Can you gel that
in the Journal , too? Hey. 1hank.f."
When asked about lhe game's
lopsided ness . Pubti c Relations
Director Lou Cor nball quipped ,
" Well . I'll tell ya.. There were so
man y 1urnovera in 1he game, I
1houjlhl I was in a bakery:· Hey, did
}'O u ~me Don Gi llis ovtr there?
C' mon . I'll introduce ya . How ya
doin' , amwavs ?"
I I was ·a ,wa.me to forget a.bout. So
fo rge! aboul ii. I'll H)f what I said
before at 1he besinning q(t he story.
This reporter shoulda went to
Salvrs. Pass the gn ucci.
s Coach Flaw Eyes J~panese Import
I t'!- 11f11nal! Surfulk lJnivcrsil~
nn\\ hn,1~1 t1f.,.,r1 IPllcr nf inWnl
from lh ,11 l,1pan1•s P haskcthall ,tu·.
I ft•),!f' •l lm . P, Ju~I think . 1hr rism>1
S t!Jl.· ., 111),lh si:hool ~1VP fnr lhrcl'
c11 nsei:1111v1• s1•ason.!> "ill soon h,·
,;111d~1n),! 111 llw s hado\\ uf 1111r
l\1•,11 :on <:hnmb,•rs
In ,Ill 1•xd11siv1• inlPr\'iP\\ with
lhe Assuc:1,1ted Pn·s~. 1• dusn•e
hecu11sf' unh Al' cuuld find ll e,ze
uut in that · ho,z of n ri c 1 pndrl y
!
w h ore he wnrks , ll e,1-lP frne ly cliscu~sed 1lw n•, 1so ni- for his d1•ds1nn
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\\,1n1rd In ),!U lo Brnun n Yem Ref' . I
lhl'rt ' \ \ ,IS an mlt•rt•slm,I( race
prnhli:m 111 Unslon so I f1,1r11n •cl 1f I
d11 1n·1 do !'141 ,l(und w1 1h haskPth.tll I
t:n ulrl .11\\,l)S taku up runn1n)o! ..
AP - " WhAI ?"
lll',1ril
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·· 1 said · J ht•,1rd
Boston .
AP - " Ah . ~ca h
hut wh ) Suffolk >"
ll 1·,11e .. Surfolk Univmsi l>'
f1n1shc•d thi s year wilh a 19-6
rccu rrl . Such a flawless record plus
th,• prospcc1 of pla y ing my college
r.an•cr al 1he I.wish facililics a t the
C:,unhrid,1,11• Y:\tCA I w.is ovn,dwlmNI "
Perennial basketball head hoop coach mentor Charlie Law in a
/\h:anwhil1• in Dos1on . Charlie mild-mann ered pose.
Fl,,w ),W\ , , bis co rn men ts on lht>
J.ipan esc fishln,; vdln~c of Tippin, · 'f'hp scc rela ry/ cook . co u ld only
pri,w conqu f•sl .. I l1•,z1• ·"' l11,1ah .schnol 111',l(e·s hiJ,!h schonl coach and 1h e surmise impishly . "Gee. I hope Mr.
Sl,1li s t1cs ,lrt' r£•all ~ 1mprPSS I\ ,. - 35 , dl,1)-!1 ' st•1 n •l,u, /cook sl<tnd in th e
Flil\\ 1s as amused b )• our wa y or
pmrll scurm),! ,l\ f'r, t),lf' . 13 rdm1m<b . Puhlrc I l u l School I lis screams
rncasurin~ as you see m to be!"
pn ),lam,• . ,rnd only 4 r::ou n1 s or t•cho w11hm 1hc hamboo wa ll s .
Coach replied knO\.\'ingly. " Oh
Uri •,1ktn,lo! and En lninK ··
"No. you stupid woman . 5 comes yes. dear. ~1r . Flaw will do just fine .
" \\It• lhtnk he'll
inlo lht> IPnm
.1fle r 4 How manv limes do I ha ve After all he works for Suffolk and at
We hu1-.ll' h1• as it l,11),! rnan so w1• ca n
ro 11 •11 \1111 th.11 ·11w on ly lim1~ 5 Suffolk thei r moll o is " We make a
hmld , 1 str'1111),! rutun• 1n1m .\round co uws h11f11n• 4 1s whrn we measure
li11l e go a long way· ... Wh y! Have
h1111 "
H e~e for Ametican co llege
you eve r seen where the chee rl'-.lt•an\\ hil e hack 1n tht• 1111>
rcr::u rds ?"
lea d e rs prac li ce? ..
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Pq:e I
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Why is f.lyse Wolfman smiling?
'
the ni cest sci uf S's on Beacon 1-1111.
Nurse's office plagued
. by dysentary vlclirru.
Wal ch my . .
- - - - - -arts- - - - - A Child's.Garden of Leprosy
·· 1 du11 ·1 ,,,,. wh} w1• c11 n'1 do ,1
l,1 s t.,ful s,• rH• s ahout a fam1h of
l1•p1•r-, 111 Frf'lu:h Polyn,•slil " ·
Norwm Sh1•,ir . hn } wnnd,•r
,11
1111n 1inpn•s11r1n snl al his d 1•!<ik in
Vt> lnur lmlllj,!lllj,C_paj 1
11nas and pink
s111•d1• E,1r1h Shoes tlisc uss m.i,: hi s
11111•~ 1•ffnr1 . ,1 lhirlccn •parl rn1111 l:>••ru•s " 111 1lw 1r,11 li1ion o f Hu:h Mon .
l'uor 1 nn ·
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T lw -.1111),\ wi ll foll ow the Do l,11,1 m II f.11ndy 1hrnugh thrf't'
1(• •1wrnlrnns 01.s lh cy miJ,Cralr from
is la nd 111 island 1•nc11 ti me. druwinJ,t
du!-!cr tu Tal1111 u ntl th e w rruplinJ,t
mrlu1•11 r.,· nr WC's l';';rn 5ocich· In 1h1•
sPrics pilot. t\1idrnlcne Ooh;jnmu 1s
lol!!,. al s1•,1 1111 twr wu y to ltw flcshpot ir of P1tpf'1!li'
Thf' n•llf'll111us l(irl w11sl1Ps up on
lhc lwa ch of ,1 rf' mnh• isl and l1 ·p"r
c n lun} ,in d lu•r.nt111•s 1h 1· first
nll'mhr r nf ·,~e fam:l y lo r:nnlrn) I
tlw ii1s•iniic !In fnlh e r and nlcilr
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from a vu lu 1110. hut Mit.:hcl1•nl' 1
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,ind hrims1111u•, lhEt ,1url lnk1•s p,trl m
,1 h,1cch,111,11i,1n dPh,1u ch \s\tlh o
~ruup u l Pu rh 1)1Ul'!lf'
frnm Mac,10
mulinef'rs
Slw,ir <ia ut th a l he 1sn ·1 )!Oill)I m
fnr shnck valut' d1 •s p1t c ,wv1irn l w ntr11v1!rsi,1\ sci!ne'i. 1n1 lm lir\)I o n e nf o
hula dance r fnlhn),! ,1pa rt on sr.rce n
f1•1•I 1h;1t lhP lush st!ls and
hurnnn in1er,1ction will ovns had uw
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1111' sh111 :k1n,1,1 11sp(•c1s of lht' show:·
h1• smd " Wh al we ·rl' trvinR to d o 1s
-.ho\, huw people 11s1• ·lrnmnr and
cu mpil'iS\1111 tu nv .--.rcn mf' ml\ rrs,,
1.1rr.11 ms lanr.es The cri1 1cs have
m,ulu ~ s link ahoul lh f' foci 1ha1
1h,•rt• were three murder! , 1wo
\ok.moes , a sea s1o rm and a r p. pe in
!h i' p1lo1 What can I !e ll ~-ou?
You·w• MOI tu j(et !he aurlience ·s
allcnlion with th e firs! shnw Yo u' re
wmpe tin)il w ith Sru rsk )' ood llufch
You need a h11l e action ..
The second show dea1s wilh
S1111on /f:! 's r.ffurts 111 h e l1r a .l(rllllp
ur Indochinese le 1>ers retu rn home
111 ,1 leak>' hua1. Sh ea r sa id !hat 1he
h,1s1c 1hrme uf this segm ent 1s
rac ism S imo n ~ refuse! 10 sell the
,wroup ta r lo ~pai !heir c rart .
d,•s p11 e the ur)li11.f1,s o f t\,is .wn . The
prohl,•m 1s solvt!d'when -the 5enior
B11la1amu·s h+!atl fall°i'tnM !he ba y.
T hf' pruducf'r pninls proudl y lo the
hu.:t that the re 1s onl y one murder
,111rl nnc . easll,r m 10 the sucond
Here eome De Judge
It had hcen one nf thnsl' n il( hls I
drt \ In.I( a ro u nd wilh a few
fru•nd!>. _Mtt llin~ lwis te tl anti ilinkinJ,t
for s11nwrh1n,11 111 tin \V,• wcrP
lu·r.01
11111)1 muri• flp s p1•rn h • h) th1 •
m1nu1, •, \\ht•n 1nsp 1ra1io 11 iilru ck
\\lh~ nnl .1(11 sc i~ a movie·,
\\11: cnllctl up 111 1h r I h,wh Allt•y
rlll'nln s1•11 111~ " A lud,w,• .incl ll1~
lloJ,t " 11 ts pruh,1h ly th e most im p\,1usihl1• muvic I howc ever sc,•n.
Thn ch,1rn cte rs a r c ;1h11ut .i. s
llf'licv,1hlP as lht' pruspcc t nf a Tl C \ \
Rul,'! 1
!\\'/1~ IJuildin~ }' lw 11111\ ic wn s
,1• 1 hi,1,1h upon a rit"prcssin i,c hill in ,Ill
1•\ 1•11 m on! dcpressinM c 11 y. Tht>
1inw 1s somcwh1•rn in the rt•cc nt
11,1s t Tlw s tory opens in 11 plush
"1rncl -p.11H!led o ffi ce . Thi!re's n
l,1rJ,t•· clt·sk promincn lly 1,osi 1i onf'd
in th t! n11ddlc o f th e roo m. Tlw
i:,111rnr.1 pans in , slow ly, on th o dn;k
,inti foc:uscs un ,1 w il y .l(ra y-hnirnd
man \\llh a Dass1•1 1 lound o n hi s
",is
lap
Thi• \\.l) lw loo ke d ,11 1h1• d o)!
s1•,·111 c1 I unn,1111r,d \Nh ,11 \\,IS 1•\·1·11
hcluw it. "Chairman." We h ea r hi s
voice . li e a1>pears to be talkinR to
himself. yc 1 the rlog HI looking at
h11n as if it urtderslands ever v word
IH'in~ sn1d . t\011:ril y th e judge ~nor1s.
"CnllcMe kids these da y!. they h a ve
1h1~ Jr.!all 10 thi nk they shou ld h ave
th,• rt,1,!hl. the r11Zhl to ha ve so m e input . h;1. inpul mto 1hc pOlici es o f
1hl!! tnst1tu tuin In m\ d,1v \\C knPw
our place Wf' went · to dasses. We
, 1111 l11·d \\'1· il11tn · 1 \\ilSIP nur
p ,tn•nls ' molh'\ on rall11•s. nn
h,1rnssin),! trush•ss
.. Thi"' rlo,w
jus l s hank his he ad in agreem e nt.
Now. I have see n biza r re mo vies,.
bu l th is one was ohvio usly going 10
hP. the topper The . p l1111 became
more pervcrsf' h y the minu te. All o f
n sudd e n 1hr door fli e s open. In
slorm 1•1,wh1 typic,11 coll ci;re s1uden1s ,
,111 si:rcarn mJl an d yc llmM something
aho u t " suHucalwn ." Th en tht?
sc:cne sudclc nlv shifts Now w e sec
lhc fun c111m r~om o r a plush hotel.
A ),!rnnp nf about 18 men a rt:' s 1t1 in!i
Portra it of a crafty. evil hauel aru11nd fac inl( tho jud,llc and his
ho und .
(Continued on page lZ)
srran~cr w;:1s the nam e plate o n th e
frnn1 of tbe d es k All ii said wos ,
"The Jud,we": end 111 small lc ltcrs
The Truth About Orphan Annie
b y Eldrilc h Gorm
" It look SC! ri1111s srhul,1r1•h1p tu
1hsclns 1• ,ti \,1st th,• full 1•,1t•nl uf
Orphan Annit• '!> dru,w prnhlPm h1r
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th11!>1'
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~t1111cd mll urtwr rumtl "
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l.11u1h111J,1 111 1he Fun,n l'apc rs, sal
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1nd
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purtr,111:-. nf lht• lwo rlll'll h11 ft>cls
1110-.1 111flucnced his un1vcrs11y
1·o1r1•1•r Manhew Arno ld and Irwin
I :un'\
'" I i11• Ct llllh '(.!Hlll, of \C
;Otlr/W. \\,l!<i
\\ ,1rl1111 ks," h, addt.'\J " 1 larold
t:r,1\ ·s nii,ihtmarish \•1s1nn f'V l•n tn·
lutl1•tl 111£' Jo(II. Rf'cr nt s111d11•s havf•
i-uAA' '" IPd lw 1,.vas SN•i n)(
hut if
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P1 ,1rn111mn \\',I!< 1hu f1r~I. 111 h i:. ,,I'll -
knm\ n cr11 k al 1
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l11 •,11h 10 CuplCJm Kon,!i!aroo ," lo
re\ c,11 ttw ~.ulu-masoc h1 s11c tcnclenuf'!> uf :-..1r Gr{'en lea ns: ancl, more
n•c:en ll }, P111rm1i;!iln 's se minal work
flhu/11t frnogn r m --o;ck ood Jon e"
shtl\\erl onn.• and for ,Ill 1h e urhanc
s,1,,1,.w r) of lhP modern 1
>rim t1 r
" It' s 111cc 1 lw kn ow n," adn1111cd
11
th ,· silHr- hui red sa~e . "For ii lt1 n~
111111• I \\ilS utterly 1jLllort•d , )OU
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.1cadc mia 1s a diquish
prof1•!<is111n Bui \\ twn I ,11:hiu vNI
11•11111·1• \\ 1t h llw publication of m)
-.rnd) of 1lw ruo1s of 111vcsl1Jt,tl1\ e
p111t11,1l 1,111 l"\Vood\\,1rcl . Bernstein
,1111\ 1 lur - \\'11 t'kh fl 1•mln" - ,:rl .J.
1h,· I\ orv 1m, £'r n•cu,wni :.wd m e as
1ruh oru• nf its 0\\ n The shulcnli\11\ ,, nw , n,11tira ll ), ~ 1111 should s,• t•
th, • 1•nmllmcnt for Dr S euss a nti
1tw Anwnc,111 lth:n IUl "
lrnmacul,1tP 1n lt•u th1~n ·t11• and
l\\ 11 1•11, ,,1,1 rm 1~un 1
1n•ssed 1t1huci.;o
111111 tht• howl of his pipr w 11h 01w
program . though there is co n side rably more lechery.
" We have to r emember that these
are primitive peop le ," said Shea r .
"And primitive people fool around
a 101. I mean. ifs natural with them.
They don ' I have ou r ha n,i•ups abo.ul
sex .
Asked if he i nt ended lo film o n
location , Shear said yes. the seri es
would he filmed on loca1ion al the
old Ci/ligon 's Island set.
"Ou r budget d oesn't allow £or
scr e wing a r ound in Polyn esia
Beside! , the French inter-island
government wasn't too cra zy about
having an American film crew poking arou nd in o n e o f its le per
colonies"
The producer doesn ' I fee l 1ha1
· lh e sh ow·s c redibility will be hurt
by the facl that eve ryone in his casl
is Irish a nd has red hair and green
e)·es. " H ey," h e said. " When did
yo u eve r see a Chi nese Charlie
Chan ? You think lames Caan anO
H enry Winkler a re Italian ? I rhink
1l's kind or a nice touch , using Irish
peop le to p la y Pol y nesi ans. Le nds
sort o f a universa l appeal to the
whole project. B~ides. 1here are a
lot of · big-moth er Samoans in lh e
Bay Area where I liv e, a nd I
wouldn'I wanl to o Hend any of
th e m "
As for (uture plans. Sh ea r said
1ha1 he 's always thou,iht that a rea lh fine co rne d,· cou ld be done about
<iu.icl rapl egic; " II w ou ld have to he
h andled w ith laslC , though ." said
the produ ce r as he flipp e d the keys
lo his air-cond.ilioned Be n1l ey . .. It
shouldn'1 be chea p o r exp loi 1a1 ive.
Know \\hal I m ea n ?"
lea rn ed Cinxe r . Although aMe ad\anccs him , he sla~s resolutely in
s l~ le; hi s h ai r is combed care full y
forward from the n ape o f his neck.
a od in compe n sa ti on for 1h e,
1hinncss on lop h e 11po rts jaupt ~
s1deh11rns t h e s i ze of t ea
sa ndwic hes.
" But 1hr! rt>al co up Ill f'f'or and
l.ou1hrn~ is mv exa mination o f the
feminist co nsjurac~ in , 1,~1 Bf'O r
Yoj:i 1s ohvio11sly d e p1 c1e1t as the
mnl<' tlomC'sllc, pukrni;t nrou n tl those
111cn1c haskuts th,~ wn~ hr does RII
1lw llmt• /\ncl he 1s cons lanth accom1Mmed h) a c hild 1ncompe 1en1
de,1rl, l;1 h e ll ed ,i n ,1uiclP n\ of
f,11l1•d ·birth ccm lrol Hoo-Bon. ''
P1.irmt)l'.,rn lcnpl 10 his fet•t \\ 1th
th,1r,1cter15 11 c t.•ncr10 , sc11.ect a
volu nw frnm his 1;.1pnc1o us s h elf
,tnd s truck n rf for lh e auditorium It
\\il S hi s cluy to jii!l\1(' a dramatic
n •:uhn.!( frnrn The Cr,meslopper't
T1•'7tboo k
Pase tt
An Educational Cliff Hanger
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'
hy Pally fa n i.u ,•
( h11• 11f 1111• )ffl!,1h•sl in v,•n lmn s
knn\\ 11 tn i:nllPl<'P s1ml1•nls 1o; h1•1n,1,1
dt>n1l'd lo thos1• pnlrnml'lll,I,! Sul
folk ·-. hnnki.tun• This 1m 1•ntmn 1-.
knuwn ,1s tlw " 1111111111•"
An 11111110,• i,,urnrn,tnl'l'.S u ! rl 1
11n
puhl11 ,111011., ass1)(nt>d II\ th"
En)(hsh d1•parlmt>nt This savP,., 1lw .
s1t11lcnt nrnm prt•cious mornl'nlo; of
rnnd1n,w: the
,ind ,1ll,ms him tu
1rn1 lh,• 111111' 10,, nrrl.s mun: 11nportanl tl11nr,1s. sur.h ,,!> l1•,1r111n>1 hn,.,,·
muc:h h1•1•r h1• con c:unsunH• l11•furi•
passrn~ nu! nr rl11• m1•1.han1rs of rollin,1,1 ,l Jt1IIII
For l'X ,11111111• ti 11111• '"'rt' ri •,1d111,1,1
Oos111, Pv:1k\ ·'i C:nnw und Pun1s'1 11wnl ·and ,~·anl ~d In d1si:ovnr wh, 11
h,1pj,?1'1l!> to R,1slm_lniknv . ht• would
h,l\~u rend 546 pa,1ws Ill 1he now•I
lq tk.-' n11 1hn1• hr• r.a n m1sih turn lo
th e pn,w,• marhrl "Epil11,w:i.1e·· nnd
two ·,1,1rJphs tluwn discover 1lrn1 1h,•
1
.harnc11•r rec1•1v1•s nnlv )I six-,1•ar
The I-louse of the'
Seven Gables
NJthanie! Hawthorne ·
ltll""/111 f!llll h 1 J'h1!,p l'l•1l'U.!
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S('lllt'llCf'
Tht' lyp(' U"if"d Ill the u11tlin1•s 1"1
muc h t•a~r In rn,td 1h11n 1h t11 m
mnnv llll\'f!ls. Thts a ll ows for Pas,
skim.min),( nnd 1111d,•rlinin,I! Wlw~
skimmm,w n novel. al tunes lhP pr1111
is su sma ll thut wo rd s rnn 10,1,1c1h1ir
and .i re cliHi cult lo c11mprnh1mrt~
The print in 1he 011t lin1•s is lnr_wC'
1: n oui;rh u nrl spaced fa r cnnu.wh
No ,·el vs. Oulllne : The Lon,c and ' Shorl of II.
;1p,1r1 In b1• skimmed with a
rL.-.hhdll "l111 h prr•, 1•n1:-. ,.,.., ..
..,,r,1111
,
As am s1udcn1 knows ,, hen he
marks a honk. tht' 11nde rlm1n),! has a
t1•ntl1•nc~ lo hur.ome lan!illerl
h1•c,1U!tl' 1h nrn·s nu hreathi n,w rnnm
luotw,•cn wnrds Not onh do 0111 •
hnf's provide 1his spact> . h111
l.1 vis hl y J)fO\'lflP ii ht>IWf"f'll
p,trn)lrnphs as well
ThPSC wonderful t1me-sav1n,w
drvir.cs cun a l~o s,tve a tu11ion
JHI} Pr from spendin~o un lless.
ll'Wless h ou rs In ov r-crowded ,
11\er-heated c1au room . 0~ goes
to an English c lass a nd alls a leep
lislcn i ng 10 the professor ambl on
fur 10- lo 15•mrnute inlerval~e
h11 makes a pornl about the currenl
work Then one mus! rouse himse lf
surfic1entl~ to mentalh digesl the
rnformation and scribhle it dow n.
For 50 minute!li three limes a weel'c .
this .:an he ne rve-wracking: for 75
mrnutes twice a week. ifs a c ru e l
and unu5ual punishmenl
Ou1l111es perm11 1he studenl lo
mm ahove all this Not onl)· do the)
prm ide co mmenlaries analyzing
1h e ac11on more clearly and mo re
cuociSel~ lhan does a professo r.
lhf', also ~JVe an in-depth descrip11on o f each c haracle r in the piece.
which IS shorter, )Cl more involved
1h.1n bits 1
111d pieces garnered in
class discu s1ons
As an added bonus. 1he outli ne,
have one 1hlng t he educa1ors nev,e'r
thare. They fealure exa m ple, of
pmmble lcsl questions and their
nnswer:r1 This Rivy the student an
id ea of whal will be expected o f
him on an exam and provides him
w ith a writing style and ideas h e
can co1>y. One nev~ r appreciates
1his full) u ntil he finds .himself
lea n ing o\'er a mid•te rm with a
hangover from parlying the night
before and having .had no lime lo
sleep.
Ou tlin es are o n e o f t hOH. thirt8-'
which should be immortalized bYi
the college sludent. Because of this
value, 1he)• should not only be sold
in the bookslore. bul sh ou ld be
Kiven away fr ee ly: one for eve ry
S,5.00 purchase . This would serve as
a symbol of goodwill between both
J)a rtie s a nd help furlh er the
11ude n11· academic ca reers.
What's Worse Than Seeing a Roach in Your Sandwich?
T Iit' ccho nf the shol!s clirn.ixed
"Wha1·s for dinnpr?" ask,•rl
C h1-1rli1•. an exprnssiun of an1if:1pa li on rlashin~ acruss his for.1:
" \Vt•II. il's usunll~ pol luck
a round lu-rt>.'' said 5nm . "Ev1!r
si nce 1h,•, found Suzv in lh e hrt>ad
rlrawC'r ,~·l'\' P lrnd lo la kc ,,•hat w,•
can J,H'I ..
C harli e looked al tht! pe n ci l-t hin
0
... seei n~ h a lf a one .
.!>h,1 ft or li.wh1 fiilcrin M lhro uJ,:h the
1 ruck in t h e Wil li , th en rubhf'tl his
anltinnae hrisklv .
'' llo) . I hOJlf' itw y leave soo n. I' m
sla r\'t.id .··
" Rllinx . ~ •ill yu·, lrs Frida) . thuy
l1•,1vf• f!llr ly. Besi d e s , you und I nm
1hc o nl y o nes nrouncl The rns l of
1hr. ,wnn,I( wen! In Prim o's for a piz7.D
A1 thu sound o f n loud click. tho
light from 1ho c rad diluterl l nl o
dn r knc8s . Cha rlif:'s f1tco lilup att h e
sr.ram.h lusl fo r lh o exil.
" ll~d on:· cried Sam as ho
j,(rahhed Cha rli t!'s Ion),! brown hody .
· '.' If you {'on·1 s~lllo clown you·re j(U·
111~ to wrnd up likt> old Ben - a spol
o n the so l,· of so111l'hn1h ·s shot•"
An nudi lil l"' trall of fn~1 tstups ~ni,v
softe r anti softur 11111sirh• !he crack .
"11h 1h .. h, 111,w
or
,1 dusin,w dnur
.. OK .'' s,11d Sam "Tlw
Cllil/il
1s
d1•11r"
The two hu~s cm" led nut onlo
lht! kitch1.•n rl our . Tho air was hem•,
wi 1h the rumnanls of a full d,1 v o·r
rlf'ep-fal :ind hurj,(Or Mreast' 1h~11 ~1
inlu lh c atmosph erP h) fourlePo
hundred dcr,1rcf'S o f fryinj,( Tlw GO ii •
slunl hum of rcfri,w:orafiun motors
11nd c r c 111 an ntherwisf' hlr ,1k
!-!ilt•ncu
l.1,wh1 from 1hc cn feleria crecped
under lht> duur. c:ullin)l throur,1h llll'
darkn c!>s and rcflec:lln~ off the lunr,1
sHtin lcss-sleel c:ou n ter
"Ou vou cal oul much 'I" ask1•rl
Churl ie· as the)' wnlketl do" n 1lw
lun~ ribhc cl counlc r
"No t mall~ ... replied Sam "I ROI
lnrnetl off lo ii whun I was a kid Wt~
us,•d tu cul n l th,! Chines<' pl.in•
nround th,· t:o rn e r Th~ foocl \\US
ijrc.1 t, h111. you know . 1hrcc hours
lalcr rrt IH• h unij r)' n11ain ··
" Yeah . I know what ,•011 mea n."
siml Chnrlie ... I went 10· n ~lcxlcan
rcs1aurun1 once . I had hc,1r1hurn
fo r thrN• days afte rwards , nn d oh
the ~ns ··
The lwo 1111>:s scurried 111 anrl out
of a ll 1111• nooks und cran n ies on 1hc
counlcrlup Fund was scarce. hul
1hc scavcn,l(f'rs eventua l! ) found
their w:w Ill th e snack stand .
Slancli.nM on ,1 round cellop h,111cwrnppcd 1
mck'a~e. Charlie let lrmse
n hnpµ y cry
'
"Oh. wow' Chocnlalc 'c hi p
c:ciu ki,•s. f\h favo rit e ..
" l)nn ' I e~1l 1host• ." warned Sam .
" Ynu'l1 p ro hah ly hrnnk your lcelh ."
"' \,V hy'1 " asked Charlie. "Arc the~
.!tlah• ~ ..
'Tvc ea ten froshor poker c h ips,"
n•plil'li Sam
" \\'ell. ho\\ ahout 1hosi•'f" ht.•
oshd, pornttn)t h is untc n mw 111 a
p,11:k,lj,(f' uf dnrk c:.upcakui. w11h
,, h11e sq111),U,!I~ ic111,1t
" The~ ' rt• O K. I suppmw, 1ml th••~
w1•rv rn1u h hotter hcf.orn ITT
hmt,wht them out··
Sucldr.nl) Sam ·s antcnnae began
10 wave violrnllv in the air . H e
,:aulious h m oved h is h ead fr
sidf' 111 side sensin~ dan~er .
" What's wrong?" asked Charlie
n e n 'o us lv.
"Sn m eOne's comrni;i ." said Sam .
" I can feel 1he vibrations."
Slrong lc,'ls ca rri rcl 1heir lonJi
slippe ry bodies down lhe rack and
umlcr 1hc c:011nto r JU.SI as 1hc door
npcnod and liMhl fl ooded the roo m.
A man in uniform cnml! into 1he
k11chen and surve)ed rhe~ a.ea .
\Va\k111,1t over In !he rock, h e look
1he package or cookies Cha rli e had
stoun on .and went back oul !he
dour
··11c·11 he ,orry,'' snickered.Sam,
Decidin~ a~ainst anotht;.r trip up
the snack sland. they h enderl for the
~rill arNl in hopes of a meal.
" I low come , uu know so much
ahoul this place·., .. asked Charlie .
"\ ,w1s horn h ere." replied Sam.
·· 1t'nw ,1hou1 you? ..
.. f\lc 1 " lau~hcd Charlie " I was
hctrn 111 a Ma~ laK washinM mac h ine
c: ,1rl on
\\'1th a ~rin like a Chesh1r"" cal.
S11m nskcd . " An• !hey really 1hal
lo,wh t'
" l.r~ k over therc 1" cried Charlie.
point1n~ tnwurds 1hr Hri,1,1c of 1he
~nil
S,,111 ,ind r:h .1rlu • !>1t111tl mo1111nl,•~-. Tiu•, ,:nnld not heli;':\ 1•
1lwll' 1•~c•s Stir.kin)l half\,.i~ out
from tht• hil'w of 1ho !ilrlll was a huj.!f'
1110,11h,1II
"/ lt'1 \, , .. s,tid Sam " This rnusl
Iii' uur lu ck\ d,1v 1.ut's cu t"
11111 Ch,triu• d;cln'I h,1,·1 lo lw tolrl
•
,rnd \\,1s alr1•,1d~ at1Jck1nj,! th,~ fond
Sam did no! hosHa le 10 1ui11 h im .
I l,1\'111,.: ci,•,·(1t1rt•tl Ill(' l"'J\ltrt• mu,ll•
hall. ho1h hu,ws fl cL1drd lo s lop ,'Ind
dir,,!C!!I their rnpnsl ,,r1cr ,1 short
,,hil e C:harlir lm)i:IIO lo cry out 111
p,11n
"O\\\\, m, stom,u: h 1 I mus! have
ca1,:n too 111;u:h "
"Me. loo." c ri ed Sam . " Maybe we
should lie on our backs fo r awh ile.
What do you think C harlie ?
harlie 1"
.. , .. ,-1'
Turning his head. Sam saw his
compa n ion lying mol ionless .
t\fomenls later. overcome by the
pain in his stomach. Sam's legs gave
wa~ a nd he collapsed into a dizzy
stale o f unco nscious ness.
Af ter bringin!il oul 1he eggs and
ute nsils for the breakfast rush , !he
heav;y set wo m a n stooped down to
lurn o n 1he fryolater .
Uuering a ~hrill cry. sh e ju mped
back, start led al the sight of the two
brown bu!Zs , She saw th e lighl
reflec1in~ off the ir shiny leather
C.Jsings bu! noticed their lack of
.movement.
Crabbing a w hisk broom and a
piece of paper, she swept the bugs
a nd threw them i n the trash .
Standinjl still for a momenl, she
though! out loud:
"Gee. I wonder v h at lcilled
lh e m? "
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muvu• wmm'I a lpllll loss, ii! the enrl1n)l was ratlrnr am usin)l As ii
turned out. the s tude n ts we r e com•
(Continu ed rrom page 10}
dog. These d is1inguish ed men seem plaining aboul the exeuive
amounts o f animal ...wast i on !he
very unsettlecf about something
Then . lo and behold , the do.I( heJ,(nn 11idcwalks and streels. I must say.
1h e delive ry of the last line was so
10 address the asscmhla_ge.
He 11poke io n quiet tone : lhe lwisled . it v.as oJrnos l worth lh e
audience musl s lrn in lo hear " Tui - price of admiulon . The big studenl
tion increases dldn'I bolher them . rebellion had been quashed , the
Do you rea ll y think thnt this suf- boa rd m et to snvor !heir vict,,ry
for.a linn businiiss is J,(OinM lo be ..11 The do~ st.pod before th e nsse~ly.
proh lf'm·, 1 n." he said c;1Jmly .. I tlH! 11pplalJ'!II",. h1m1~tous. I-l e mi eel
huv e ne ve r madt• a h ad policy d1• c i- h,s paw high i n the air and rls1nn hdure. and 1 nm not J,:oin,w, 10 tltt!S!icd them Whal hr said ·as
s1mp l1 • "'They 've been do1n.l( 11 for
slntl now"
W.cll , 1hal 1s th e wny th,• pin! , cnrs. nncl n ow, all of ,I sudden.
pro1i:ressetl . J,(f'llin,ll mnn: ari..d lllll rf' ihe) tr y 10 trll mr 1h1•y·rn hr ed of
11nbcliev11 hlc . •C:n uld vnu 1w1• r im- 1,1kin1e m y crnfl"
Now I ask you . 1sn·1 th at the most
ai,:in,· nnyonc taking ail 1hmw lh10f,l5
l )· mg down ·, Rm1l1y 1 I m11sl SO}. unhclir.vahlc plol imaginable . Who
hnw1
•ver, t h r nctinM was rPnlly in his riJ,!ht mind could ever write
supurh ns a whole Thomas Rlll1
J,:h something 1hat ridic:ulous' It's no
f1h1? f11dAel wns rPally co nvrncin1i1 ai; wondn no n n e 100k c redil fo r the
a mnrom c puppe t manipula1ed hy scrcenpla) . Whal's eve n wicrder is
tht• d o,z;. Th e doJ,:. \..•h o n•mainrcl lhal the hou5e is pac:kerl fnr eve ry
;monymuus. was co nvincin,w, 111 his p •rfurmarfc e., t'Vf'll 1hnuj,(h t he
µor 1raynl of the crufty. evil Das,ml 11 l'rilll .qualil ~ 1s so poor I \\ould
l-lound And finallv . 1hat fine cast of 1ldinilf'l y sugJzcs l avo irllOM 11 nl a ll
ac:tnn who df'pi c:ied the Bnarcl uf co!II , PsprciaJl) no\\ lhul I he ar the
.:Prush•e5 , the y lo o k ccl !lfl d1s - pru;t' nf .ul~ssmn ts ,w,nin)l up lo
lll 1c res lml Iha! I coul d haVf' sworn $1850 Surld cnlv I rf'ahze d it hadn ' t
hePn just o n q c;r those nigh1s - it'!!
t he)• rco1 1y wer<• s leepin1i1.
I suppose I 11 hnu ld nule : !hf! heen om• of those yea rs
.. . judge
...,.__Up Vours---t
EVENTS/ ACTIV ITIES
Aprtl 5, Monday
11 :00 p m - SuUolk Unwersll ) President Thoma, Fulham will !llVf' his 1mnua l
SlJte of the College add re11,5 Topic will he "'Fads ancl 1he M1un1enance or
S1uden1-Adm 1nutra1wn Commu n1 ca1ion .. Speech 10 he presPnt,:o,I aw Pres
Fulham tt reulu down Rid11e\.. a¥ Lane
12:DO pm - The Twelve O 'Clock I hJilh Cluh spon.,ors a ·· Roach-Fhd:1ptt con1e.s1
en the roof of the Archer Buildm,, Con'ie up a'nd see how
far 1he}· 'will ao
J\ pf'II I , Tue1da y
t :00 pm -
LIFE Com m111ee pl'esents renowned ax-mu rd erer /oseph Bar•
\Kiza Ope n 10 all in aud11ori um .
1:00 pm - SCA Film Comm 1
11ee presents " Mary l-lcfi:,on, Mar)' 1
-lefron," a film
v.h1ch explores the harried life nf a Colle11e Re,,lslrA r from lhe da1h· violence 10 recenl alle,idtJpns o f an eHair
w11h John F 'Kenn edy
Z:00 pm -
ll'l.11nan111es Club presents a vo.ashluh srmphon} fealurmlil Ma and
Pa Kellle. Bu ck Ow,. n• . teroy Scru(Uta , and Bo J11n11lea.
\
~,,It Vernon Street Bulldinp. Ari S1udio
f
Apri 7, Wednesday - i\10N ,OLIA IIOlJR ACT IV ITIES • To be held on the corne r or Temple amt
llcrnP S1n•cls Atlrmssiun Whatever can he pounded out
~ou Schedule.of
+'\!'Ill!! f•1llo"~
Sho..., and Tell
10:0S•I0:15 pm - Mon1,1oha and }Oil , customs and pohlic., as the} apply 10 1he
SuHol._ Communal) , Noh Cbans.
or
IO ·Ze pm
\\urkin"110 mercome the cripplm11 problems nf horedom and con'illp,1l1Un C:ra}on 1lep1c11ons 10 be p ro\idect
10:50 pm - ht•c ~nm plea nf authentic l.lpma-Foo-YonM Thia Mon!fOhan fa\'orile
""s pri•pared 1n the kitchen of Nam Chee 1us1before her
,illawi>
.,.,,1, hheraled
h\ Cha irma n Mao
12:03 pm - A1hl,•11c DPpl pre5ents a lecture by Dean Sullivan Qn "'Tenni1 and
the Admmis1ra11on of a Colle,1te : or SucceMful U!M! or the
l:Jackhand "
Landmark on Beacon Hill dcsecraled b y vandals.
---•"Thtt Fnendliest shop in town." - - -...
~\:
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Sales, Repairs on All Makes, Rentals .
Open 7 days, 8 am - 9 pm
383 efUiUIIUB&F 51'.
BBIIIIN
623·!1133
lOam-llpm
Mon.Tues.
Wed. Thurs.
Fri. · Sat.
I
12: 30 pm - C.1mmJ Pl)lm:t Si~ma preaen,~ a " Bluebert) Pie Ea1-OH'' 1n RL7
Free Tab ror all p11rt1r.1pa nts
Ap ril I. Thursday
1:tKI pm - Th,, A1To11n tmw ,md F1,nanc,• Club 10 con1unct1on \\llh God presen1s
Suffolk I 1m\'ers1I) \ ' ice-Pres and Treasurer Flanner~ as
parl uf an Acc11unhn"1 S} mpmnum on "The Ari of Penny
R11ll1n"1 .. 1\111:m: In 1h1• 1ume of "Sc\cnteen Reasons 10 lnr..rP,1 1
11• Your Tm11on \,111 he ptµcd into Room V-401.
?:30 pm - \\ ,lttwn ·s S"1mm1nM
Bl·iunnrr s Brc11 u Stroke Chnic. To he hekl
'
·near \,atf'r
1
A pri l 9, Frida,•
ALL IJAY -1,•~!>0ll'i ,,111 hr ),11\'t>n o n h m, In II.Sf' the phone ,~ste m Conlacl 1he
Bur ..M 111 fmrl nu! tlw location
'2: 00 pm · l ·00 am -
R·\TIISKF:1.1 ..-\ R
hie - beer \\lne . .se and ,ll(IO(I
, h,•,•r ,11 nnmmnl pri r.t"s 3rd fl oor Charl es Rtvt>r Pla:r.,1
lllt-:Wt-" \\II .I. HE\.{) C l.l 1B ~IEETl\.t ;s DI IE TO I.ACK OF
(,1 I 1nl!'res1
lh I ~l)JU'
[,: I run,ls
l•I I .111 of tht• ,thm••
Sun. 4:00-11:00
Specializingin
Qua/it food
Primo's Italia Sub Sho
all orders prepared to take-out
Partflatters also .A vailable
742 - 5458
28MyrtleSt.
Beacon Hill, BOSTON
"Gi m'me a pig's fool and a bottle or b e er."
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m11v1e wa!ln·1 o lolal lo!\5. A-' the f!lld ·
In,!,? \\;ts r,llhf!r amus 1n,1,: A!I ii
turned oul. lhf' sludent5 were comp I ain i nj( uhoul lhe eiceniYe
amounts of anima l wasle- on lhc
sidewa lks and slreer.. I mu.!11 .!13'.
1he dclive.ry of the lasl line was so
twisted. ii ..... as a lmos t wo r lh !he
p r ice o f adm1ss1on The big sludenl
rnhellion h ad bee n· quashed. the
hoard mel lo savo r their victory
The dn,11 slood before the assembly,
pruhlf'm ·, Nu:· h,• liillcl cR lml~ ··1 !ht• epp lalJ!.!" tumulilnus. He ra jcd
luwc nm·•ir maclt• ,t hurl policy d1•c1 • h1l'! paw h1~h 10 the air and d!'11111 hdnrt!. and I am nnt gmn.i,: 111
drnssrd lhPm Whal he sa id as
stilrl now ··
sun pl l:' "Th.,y've heen dnin),l ii \or
\IVcll. that 1s 1lw wily lhf' pin! vt•o r s. ilnd now , a ll of a suddrn.
pro,1,?r4!SS1!d, Mellin,!,? more und 1111H1•
ihcy try lo tPII rnr lhf!y're lired uf
unhclicvnblc. Cou ld )IHI ever 11n - t.ikm,w my crap"
flMint! nnyone l.1kinM all 1hosP 1h111,1,?s
Now I ask ,·ou . 1s11·1 that lhc mnsl
l)·itlH clown ? Ren ll y• I mnsl sa}. unhrlicvahlc· plol tmfl,i{IOab le Who
however . the ac tinR was rrally in hi s ri,wh t mind cou ld ever \Hite
superb as fl who le . Thhm11s Rou,1,:h .!IOnwlhiru;i 1h n 1 ridiculous '? It's no
(the Jurlsiel was rnnlly co nvincinK as wonder no one took credil for lhc
a moron1°c puppt!I manipula ted h)· screenplay Whal's even wierder 1s
thf1 d og The do,il. who remainrd 1ha 1 lht• housP. i.!I packed for rvery
anonymous. was convinci n,1,: in his p,•dorm,1rfc1•. 1•vr.n lhnu~h 1h1•
p o rlrayal of lh e i:ra fl y. evil Bassel m•)•rall . qualil) 1s so poor I would
H olY1d. And rin:ril y, Iha! finr cast of d11i'11ul1•l~ 'ill~~sl avoulin,w \I al a ll
n r.t,ff:s who d e picted th•· Bonni of C:CISI. rs 1
>rciall} •now that I hear the
Tru.!llccs . 1lw v lnoki•d 511 d1~ - pnr;,• of arlm1ss111n 1s ,woinK up lo
i!rtcrestcrl thnl ·, cou ld huvc ,worn S!H!;0 S11rldenl" I rcalm"rl it hadn·1
th~y rea ll }' w,m~.!llcepmg
lu•r•n 1ust om• ~f those nighls - i!'s
I .!IUJJ (>O.!IC I !!hnuld note : the l11•rn onr of thoso years
.. . judge
(Conllnu ed from paKe t QJ
dnJI. The"e distingui!lhcd men seem
very un!lellled ahoul somethin~
'Then. lo and beholrl. the doH ht!)i(Un
lo address lhH assemhlaHe.
H e ffpoh in n quiet ton e: lhc
au d ience must !'llraln to hear .. Tui tion increases dicln·1 bo lh cr rhcm
Do y1111 rt!11\I)' rhink thnl lhis suffncalion husinf:ss is ,11uinH lo he a
~Up Yours---.
EVENTS/ ACTIV ITIES
A pr il S, Monday
Suffolk lJn1ver■ 1l) Pres1de n1 Thoma, Fulham v.11l ,1(ne his annual
S1,111• of !he College address Topi c \\ill he ··F~s and the M aintenance of
~111den1 -Arlm1m11ra1ion Communication ·· Speech lo he presenlNI ,ts Pres
Fulham s1reaks do"n R1d)!ewa y Lane
11 :00 pm -
12:00 pm - The T"t:lve O"Cluck ll iHh Club '\J)OO!IOrla " Roac h-Fl1 ck mj(" co nte51
on the roof of the Archer A111ld1nJi Come up ¥1ri see how
fM the) a-ill au
A'pril I , Tuesday
I :OG pm -
I. I FE Comm111ee presents renowned ax-murderer Joseph Barbout Open to all 1n audi1or1um
1:00 pm - SCA Film Com~lltee presen11 " Mary Hefron , Ma ry Hefron:· a rilm
"'h1c h explores the harried IHe bf a ColleJle R~Rlslrar from 1he dailv violence 10 recrn1 alleJ1at1on• of an affair
wi1h John f ·Kenned\
2:00 pm -
ll'\man111es C:lub presen1.s a \ooashlub srmphqn) featurinr,1 Ma and
Pa Kenll~ Buck Owens I.Moy Scru~. and Bo Jan,i es
\
\h \'('rnnn S1ree1 BuildinR Art S1ud10
f
A pril 7. Wednesday
~IONCOI.IA IIOI JR ACTIVITIES • To he held on the co rner o f Temple anrl
n~rnf' Str+•• •ts Adm1s!lmn \\'hale\'er can he pounded ou1 of you Schedule of
P\1'1\l'i
follm,,
Sho" and Tell
10 :05-10: 15 pm 10:211 pm
)'OU . customs 11nd politics as lhe) apply 1 lhe
0
Suffolk Com mun1l) . Noh Chana
~lonMolrn ,md
\\ urkinJI lu m err.ome lh~ cripplm,i problem!! or OOredom and con•
SIIJldlrnn Cta)on rlep1c11uns lo he provuled.
10:50 pm - f-rt• ♦! immples of auth ♦!nl1c l.lama-Fno-Yon11 This Monj!Olian favorile
\\its prPparnrl m 1h•e ki1c hen of Nam Chee Just hefore her
\'t llai,1e
lihrra!ed hy Chairman Mno
"••!I
12:0 l pm -
Landmark on Beacon Hill d e secrated by va ndals .
~ - - • .. The Fnendliest shop in town." - - -..
Athlu111· lleJJI. presents a leclurf' by Dean Sullivan on •·Tennis and
the Admmi st rauon of a CollejtC': or SuccCMfol Use of lhe
Rar.khantl ··
12:30 pm -
G,1mmil Pijlma Sijlma presenls a ·· Olueberr) P1e Eat-Off• in RL7.
Frei' Tah for all ,pa r1ic1pan1s
A pril I , Thunday
l :OG pm -
l"h,• ,\, 1.uun1Lni,1,111d F1n,mc"' <:luh m cun1unc11on "tlh C.oc.l Jlre.-wnls
Suffolk l 1nl\ imut~ \ '1c~-Prt>s and Treasurer Flannery as
p,arl o f dO Accm11111nJ1 S)mposmm on ""The Ari of Penny
R11llmJ1 \lu~1 c lo lht> lume o f •·se\'enlef'n Reason!! lo ln1;r,•,1s1• Yuur Tu1llnn "ill he p11>ed into Room V-&01.
Z:lo pm - \\'om,•n·., S\-.1mm1n)l
IJc)ltnnPr ·s Rre11,,i Stroke Clm1c. To he hekl
nr.ir \\,lh' r
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April 9, Friday
ALL D.<\Y - !,•,!Inn" \\1II h~ ,lll\l'n nn hm, tn usP the phone -..ystem C'..ontact lhe
nur'l',1r 111 fm ri nul tht• loc.ilion
? :00 pm· 1 :00 am -
Sales, Repairs on All Makes, Rentals
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