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i~NOUIRER
April 1. 1978

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Pnody Issue ol Suttolk Journal

Sex scarwlal ~ng &lffulk

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'-DEAN SULLIVAN, 57,
GETS IT ON THE SIDE
Armless. legless
woman becomes
proslilule lo support
family
page 22

"Never again! "
says accepted coed
alter succumbing lo
Coughlin's
"admission tests"
page 23

Dean Aonayne·s
.new sex diet
sheds lbs but
spreads crabs
page 24

Editor Santoro .
Mother . indicted in
child proslilulion
ring . page 27

..... I haven't had it in so long.
I didn't know they moved it!"

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